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[fartfart500]

@gooeycats oc.tober the best excuse to draw shep over and over

[laststandx3]

I saw a picture of jesus today and thought "that's a really hickey after flogging expression. I do get the caffeinated saint vibe from there" and well... People say jesus will save your soul, but pal, no he's making it worse. A bunch of people had been horny about jesus for the last 2000 years and christians never understood it

[janeacular]

I just saw a niche fandom incorrect quotes post with some character who had my name & my name isn't super common (the spelling even less so) but it's also not SO uncommon that it doesn't pop up every now and again. but BOY OH BOY that does not stop me from getting gobsmacked every damn time I get jumpscared by my spelling of my name. How do bitches named like, Jennifer, deal with this all the damn time. To the peters of the world when do you stop recognizing your name as yours & not the communal property of everybody named peter Dear Lily have you lost all feelings of personal ownership or like, are you in a 1 v everyone else battle all the time for your name rights

[saphushia]

hi everyone. periodic reminder that i love to be wierd abt mc men

based on this [x]

[robotclownindulgence]

Not to ramp on this for too long but i cracked and looked at the hazmat hotel tag and i just. Can't believe they managed to design a guy with a tv head that is just utterly unappealing to me (robotfucker) like????

Utterly rizzless

[katyspersonal]

Another side of how dumb people starting and fueling the online dramas clearly forgot how humans work is complete unawareness about how human brain works. It isn't JUST the fact that they're always so goddamn shocked that people can make mistakes all of their lives and think they exposed some huge evil!

But whenever a very strong backlash launches at a person and they hear all kinds of damning accusations of -isms and -phobias, obviously their brain will stop functioning normally from raw panic! Biologically it will prioritize own "survival" rather than some intricacies about politics and/or humanities. So NATURALLY in this state an apology will be super clumsy and poor, or they might start to defend themselves, or attack back, or simply run away. tAkInG AcCoUnTaBiLiTy uwu is very far from their current priority when they have to worry about their career if not life ruined in literal days! (Let's not even dive into the topic of how almost never any of the dumb shit they said online in ignorance actually harmed anyone, witch-hunters just like to play victims because it gives them power over other people's fates)

"But in that case why won't they simply step away from the internet so they can calm down first and come up with a good and responsive reaction? 🥺" Wow! This is a really good idea! :) It sounds like a very rational choice, doesn't it? :))) Would not that be just great if a brain under panic was able to come up with a rational solutions on the fly? :)))) Especially great if online dramas stopped spreading THIS fast, so every minute of "just stepping away to think" didn't feel like putting oneself into even MORE danger? :)))))))

Fucking pricks, all of these people. "Good intentions lead to hell" but the ones in hell are victims of their witch-hunting, not the culprits.

[transgendercastiel]

it’s been one of those decades pass the friendship and companionship

[anarcho-masochist]

Once (last night) I had a dream that some mysterious otherworldly entity had somehow assessed the entire population of the earth en-masse and brought together the ten worst people in the world as a sort of support group to test a hypothesis about rehabilitation. Unrealistically, I was there. This seemed unlikely even in a dream context, so I asked them what criteria they were using to determine the "worst" people, as I really haven't done that much harm.

They said that good people can take bad actions and vice versa, and thus the people who did the most harm in the world likely would still find the right path on their own eventually, or at least would be easier to reform. If they could fix people whose inherent personality was evil, their thoughts and desires also factoring in, that would be the true test of their methods.

Now, this still requires some suspension of disbelief because I'm sure I wouldn't make it into the 10 worst people in the world, but that's not important for this post.

What's important is that I spent almost the entire dream debating with them about virtue ethics and using the "inherent" traits of a person as a moral metric rather than their actual actions. I also called them ableist since they clearly judged partially on my ASPD (ASPD alone wouldn't be enough to make the cut, there are too many people with it), and they said, "what does it matter if you humans call these traits a disorder; they are still traits almost all humans agree are evil." That, of course, circled back around to both how my personality does not affect anyone if I act in a way that contradicts it and the fact they were committing an ad populum fallacy and that the majority can be wrong. They made some comment about cultural context being key to assessing morality especially as it applies to rehabilitation, which I don't inherently disagree with, but even then I don't think it's a clear enough consensus that judging purely on traits and thoughts rather than actions is the correct course. The entity said that, whether or not people admitted it, subconsciously, there really was. I thought they might actually be correct about that, but I still didn't agree with their argument as a whole.

I paused in arguing for a second and looked around at the rest of the people there, this led to the small remaining part of the dream because I noticed a certain political figure there and immediately tried to beat him to death (didn't have any weapons). About five other people joined in (which really shows the dream logic since we didn't notice this guy immediately). The entity tried to stop us by persuasion, saying something like, "why would you beat him if you don't believe people are inherently good or evil and he is in a novel program to rehabilitate him? This is the best chance anyone will ever likely get. Wouldn't you want to see if it works so he may do good instead of harm? Killing him now is hypocrisy." This was admittedly a very good point but it didn't stop us. The entity sent other people in, dressed exactly like the "nurses" from my least favorite mental hospital to pull us off him (wow Subconscious, so unsubtle).

Technically, there was actually another bit of the dream where I hooked up with another person who was there even though we were still very much in the same room as everyone but that's not important.

Then I woke up seething with the argument still at the forefront of my mind. And horny. But once again that last bit isn't relevant.

[bookshelfpassageway]

Fanart for that dnd podcast I recently got into. The Circle Of Stars Druid is a sailor turtle with a surprisingly good ability to connect to the plane of... Magic? It appears to her in the form of a ship on a sea, and babey, she's the captain. 

[ei-mugi]

Wolf in Sheep's Clothing / My Demons by Katy Лав

[i-like-your-nolaces]

@staff: "this transfem posted a transition timeline! this is clearly sick, disgusting, adult content!!! we must BAN her!!!"

also @staff:

"yeah this seems fine. post it!"

[motheffigy]

I keep consistently getting these advertisements for this app that lets you make nsfw pictures and they keep using these tom and jerry screenshots? as if tom of tom and jerry fame is this absolute icon for horny people across the world.

[saphushia]

ETHUBS! CO-OP! PISSING!

TWO!!!

(reference) (ethubs co-op pissing one)

[noisytenant]

even though ive literally had in my carrd that i love weird perverse shit im still like oh no im going to scare or upset my followers if i post out of context caps of weird sinister shit i find (/~\) but its like 2024 we're authenticityposting if you dont like it you dont have to stick around.

[echthr0s]

that aired at around the time that whole Falwell kerfuffle about Tinky-Winky bein gay was happening

[katyspersonal]

This is such a good and accurate description of what it has been like for most of my life. The very first paragraph already hit super close. This is pretty much what autistic life is like.

This is also why I just gave up and embraced every flaw attributed to me within this... mess. I've accepted being "creepy", "obssessive", "tactless", "annoying", "too loud", "too much", "rude", "obnoxious" and "weird" as just my real self and most of the time I am not even fucking trying to obscure it. Better yet - I often will actively apply these traits. Why not dump an essay on someone over a casual topic they didn't care about all that much? Why not say my unasked for nitpick? Why not give into negative emotions too much for 'comical' effect that I know nobody will ever pick up on? Because what is the point of trying to always fit in if even small mistake will make those freaks think they 'figured you out' and that you 'dropped the facade', if that small negative impression will retroactively ruin everything good and candid you had before? Nope, no longer grinding with people-pleasing to "make up" for that one. Just assume the worst and fuck off before I kicked you out myself, you overly judgemental looser! What is the point of living if this is just all constant play pretend and trying to fit the rules that are changing every minute and you are "supposed" to just know? If you make being annoying your trademark, then life for ONCE will go according to plan and it won't hurt when people ARE annoyed 😎👍

..but yeah, honestly, that's not entirely true. In the end, all true friends I've found were those who also 'don't get it'. I just was actually talking about this issue, just like OP did, and that's how I've figured they could relate and just adopted them, lol. The best balance to hit is to just be yourself and provide only bare minimum by not being intentionally mean. And when someone accuses you of not getting an """obvious""" hint, or talks shit behind your back while telling you things were fine in your face? Remember that it is ALWAYS their fault. Doesn't matter that 95% of people live like this, doesn't matter that you are exceptional. You should not be, because society should NOT be built on lies, inconsistent rules, facades, hints and otherwise ingenuine communication. Do not EVER apologize for not reading someone's thoughts or secret cipher in their friendly facade - make THEM apologize for being a fake looser that didn't know what they actually wanted.

I don't know about you guys, but I've personally had it with this new trend of autists condemning "autistic pride" and ranting about how they are anomaly and ruin everything socially and SHOULD feel ashamed and SHOULD fit in until they die even if it burdens them. If society is "ruined" by demand for fair, honest, direct communication... I don't NEED such society.

because sometimes there are invisible tests and invisible rules and you're just supposed to ... know the rule. someone you thought of as a friend asks you for book recommendations, so you give her a list of like 30 books, each with a brief blurb and why you like it. later, you find out she screenshotted the list and send it out to a group chat with the note: what an absolute freak can you believe this. you saw the responses: emojis where people are rolling over laughing. too much and obsessive and actually kind of creepy in the comments. you thought you'd been doing the right thing. she'd asked, right? an invisible rule: this is what happens when you get too excited.

you aren't supposed to laugh at your own jokes, so you don't, but then you're too serious. you're not supposed to be too loud, but then people say you're too quiet. you aren't supposed to get passionate about things, but then you're shy, boring. you aren't supposed to talk too much, but then people are mad when you're not good at replying.

you fold yourself into a prettier paper crane. since you never know what is "selfish" and what is "charity," you give yourself over, fully. you'd rather be empty and over-generous - you'd rather eat your own boundaries than have even one person believe that you're mean. since you don't know what the thing is that will make them hate you, you simply scrub yourself clean of any form of roughness. if you are perfect and smiling and funny, they can love you. if you are always there for them and never admit what's happening and never mention your past and never make them uncomfortable - you can make up for it. you can earn it.

don't fuck up. they're all testing you, always. they're tolerating you. whatever secret club happened, over a summer somewhere - during some activity you didn't get to attend - everyone else just... figured it out. like they got some kind of award or examination that allowed them to know how-to-be-normal. how to fit. and for the rest of your life, you've been playing catch-up. you've been trying to prove that - haha! you get it! that the joke they're telling, the people they are, the manual they got- yeah, you've totally read it.

if you can just divide yourself in two - the lovable one, and the one that is you - you can do this. you can walk the line. they can laugh and accept you. if you are always-balanced, never burdensome, a delight to have in class, champagne and glittering and never gawky or florescent or god-forbid cringe: you can get away with it.

you stare at your therapist, whom you can make jokes with, and who laughs at your jokes, because you are so fucking good at people-pleasing. you smile at her, and she asks you how you're doing, and you automatically say i'm good, thanks, how are you? while the answer swims somewhere in your little lizard brain:

how long have you been doing this now? mastering the art of your body and mind like you're piloting a puppet. has it worked? what do you mean that all you feel is... just exhausted. pick yourself up, the tightrope has no net. after all, you're cheating, somehow, but nobody seems to know you actually flunked the test. it's working!

aren't you happy yet?