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girls wjo pee in the shower deserve a nobel peace prize
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finally reorganizing my CDs -_- wish me luck
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Hdllo guys tumblr user cheezdaqueer here *SHITS ALL OVER YOUR DEVICE*
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I pregamed before the bar and I had so much I vomited twice before I even went out
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33 and 99
33: dethsupport - dethklok. one of my top 5 dethklok songs personally its so good
99: spinal nerve - bloody diarrhoea
#asks#unsan tw#there is a surprising amount of goregrind on spotify. from artists with like 2 followers#it's so so good though
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my blueberry muffins this morning were moldy which I only realized after eating 1 and. ahalf of them so as i write this on my death bed i just want you to know I lived a good life up until those last 15 minutes
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the house is literally so disgusting I found a carton of soup that was bloated with gas and had mold inside and out. I NEED to get out of here and live on my own
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I love adventuring party
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I've had to do a lot of awful and gross things as a custodian at a middle school since I started working here but never did I think I would have to vacuum macaroni and cheese out of a urinal
#smokey talks#unsanitary#unsan#unsanitary tw#i know its unpleasant so if u need me 2 add any other tags lemme know#trust me it was unpleasant 4 me to have to go through
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-19461935!
#AGH, YOU SON OF A-
*mr t grabs the anon by the throat, holding his wound*
#BITCH.
*his wound seems to be leaking a yellowish substance, not unlike either piss or alcohol*
[ oh my god mr. t is made out of piss. ]
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@booler @poliploki hey guys what's this say I can't read it. It's just a black box for me could you tell me in detail what's going on. Grins
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this is so tmi but my blood is so bright red it looks like fake blood like it looks like strawberry syrup or something. i feel like I’m being pranked
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could I request
Hear me out
Yandere telltale riddler headcanons? I feel like he would be absolutely terrifying
THIS OLD MAN IS GONNA MAKE MAN SOOOOOO UNSANE
Kk
Yandere Telltale Riddler x reader
Tw: kidnapping, surveillance, branding, punishment reward system, nonsexual, withholding
•First and foremost this man knows there is a need for comfort and he is willing to give it to you, if you obey. Obeying can be something simple to complex, and he’s someone to slowly deprive and even more slowly reward. Lest you obey from the beginning.
•He’s a very quiet sort of danger, and he’d let his general distaste for any attitude slip on by until he’s able to make his point.
•In regard to punishment one of his favorites is branding. In his mind branding is the clearest way of making sure you know who exactly you’re dealing with. It doesn’t happen often but for mistakes you must learn and learning clearly doesn’t come easy.
•As bossy as he is towards anyone else he’s open enough to you. He asks for advice and options, and sits down, and shuts up like a proper gentleman at least with you. He tries to make what he does somewhat natural.
•As hes ran the criminal underground for quite some time he’s got leverage everywhere in Gotham. He has eyes to keep on you even when you don’t suspect. If you managed to escape you’d be back faster than you could snap a belt across someone’s face.
•He would prefer if you treated the relationship as a spouse would in any case. Like an old married couple, just reminded of the rules of marriage.
•Being the king of puzzles is no joke, as his more playful moods bring out this side of him. This means that he’ll hide things or hold them out of comfortable reach to until you answer him. This ranges from a cookie to clothing, and can be outrageously tricky to answer. The longest time this had lasted was when he hid your cat in his study for two days until you cried because you thought he got lost. That’s what had your husband caving and bringing the precious little thing out unscathed (and over fed because Eddie might like that cat a smidge more than you’d expect.)
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