#unsan tw

[svetzzi]

[skoople]

girls wjo pee in the shower deserve a nobel peace prize

[jthm-moved]

good

[tikoaztite]

returning to the tumblr i have not regularly tended to for two years is kind of like finding a sealed tupperware in the back of ur fridge thats been in there so long you dont remember whats in it and there’s condensation on the inside

[jthm-gone]

finally reorganizing my CDs -_- wish me luck

[worldwidewebzy]

Hdllo guys tumblr user cheezdaqueer here *SHITS ALL OVER YOUR DEVICE*

[gwyoi]

I pregamed before the bar and I had so much I vomited twice before I even went out

[useless-food]

[encountersltd]

apr 2021

achoo :<

[maulling]

i can't be the only one who nearly pisses themselves when trying to stand when your legs are asleep

[hollowslantern]

my blueberry muffins this morning were moldy which I only realized after eating 1 and. ahalf of them so as i write this on my death bed i just want you to know I lived a good life up until those last 15 minutes

[anachrophobia]

the house is literally so disgusting I found a carton of soup that was bloated with gas and had mold inside and out. I NEED to get out of here and live on my own

[dimension20stuff]

I love adventuring party

[jthm-moved]

expired juice should be renamed to tummy hurt potion

[smokeys-house]

I've had to do a lot of awful and gross things as a custodian at a middle school since I started working here but never did I think I would have to vacuum macaroni and cheese out of a urinal

[the-arcade-doctor]

-19461935!

#AGH, YOU SON OF A-

*mr t grabs the anon by the throat, holding his wound*

#BITCH.

*his wound seems to be leaking a yellowish substance, not unlike either piss or alcohol*

[ oh my god mr. t is made out of piss. ]