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wait fuck im abt to sleep . vigilante doodles for u
#pizza tower#the vigilante#i realized hes like. super fun to doodle CUZ I DONT NEED TO SKETCH ANYTHGIN and i was having a ball#nate.art#unsan#jic
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i'm amazed for the wikipedia page of piss kinks how clearly this was written by someone with the kink. loadbearing citation needed
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several months later and tbh im still thinking about this one.
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The other day I was thinking of how zombies could fill a few (horny) niches but just can't really get there. Like they wanna cannibalize you at all costs, but the "desire" element most people are into is not really there, cuz they'll eat anyone. Necro doesn't work well either cause generally the main appeal is the stillness and quiet and "I can do whatever I want now", and a zombie will very obviously end up eating/turning you first chance they get. Being mindless/mind-broken isn't all the way there either cuz I've seen it mostly hinges on you being responsible for it, which you can't really get in this case. I think "getting infected" has the highest chance of working, but gets dragged down by the whole undead putrid flesh thing, which a lot of people may not really be into (lol).
TL;DR:
U don't like zombie ? squelch squelch ?🧟
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the most aesthetic pees. you've ever seen.
@roseeway . i love u .
#saying this under my breath in an observation room im in for a clinical trial rn. pees.#unsan#jic#Pees. The Most Aesthetic Pees.
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my blueberry muffins this morning were moldy which I only realized after eating 1 and. ahalf of them so as i write this on my death bed i just want you to know I lived a good life up until those last 15 minutes
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the house is literally so disgusting I found a carton of soup that was bloated with gas and had mold inside and out. I NEED to get out of here and live on my own
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I've had to do a lot of awful and gross things as a custodian at a middle school since I started working here but never did I think I would have to vacuum macaroni and cheese out of a urinal
#smokey talks#unsanitary#unsan#unsanitary tw#i know its unpleasant so if u need me 2 add any other tags lemme know#trust me it was unpleasant 4 me to have to go through
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dont you just love how happily they say diarrhea those pepto-bismol commercials
#looking at things andmy ears were graced by that damn commercial again (i dont mind it . it just gets stuck in my head)#unsan
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gonna kick his ass for this fucking uti
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I was gonna eat cereal w/ milk & when I opened the milk I smelled it yknow jic cause we opened it like two months ago & it smelled kinda weird but I just kinda shrugged & poured it anyways cause my self preservation instincts have been gone for a While. I even drank what was left in the carton too and like it tasted weird & all but literally wtf else am I gonna eat ? (<- picky eater insane edition) So I start eating my cereal & I guess the taste of the cereal itself like, masked the fucked up & evil milk I was putting in my body UNTIL I shove a spoonful into my mouth and I feel this long, SLIMY thing sneak in and obviously I spat it out but I actually considered just swallowing it anyways cause I'm winning the IDGAF war in the worst most unintentional way possible. Uhh stay safe I love you all.
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i just shit so hard i had a tactile hallucination of someone behind me hugging me in support
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realize abby has larder beetles around her food bowl
decide to deal with that asap
go downstairs
cat poop disaster in hallway
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puppies suck no one should ever be forced to take care of a puppy
#^ he is being forced to take care of a puppy#she is so smart but i think she genuinely just dislikes pooping and tries to avoid doing it.#she's impossible to house train because she just doesnt like pooping and refuses to do it.#even when she does she is obviously trying to get it over with asap she literally tries to walk away. mid poop.#i dont know how to convince an animal that is behaving that way to just go. like i dont know how to get her to do it.#sometimes she does it 0 issue! and other times you get this (so mad i can't see straight because the dog is dragging me outside to eat bugs)#unsan#the whole post is in the tags but whatever
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scat fetish person on that dol confessions blog using a brown heart as their anon sign off is CRAZYYYY 😭
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pizzano ibs comic
this is me projecting
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