#unsan

[jellyaibo]

wait fuck im abt to sleep . vigilante doodles for u

[hollowslantern]

cats will poop themselves in ways you previously did not think were possible

[printerkink]

i'm amazed for the wikipedia page of piss kinks how clearly this was written by someone with the kink. loadbearing citation needed

[batmanshole]

several months later and tbh im still thinking about this one.

[sevicia]

The other day I was thinking of how zombies could fill a few (horny) niches but just can't really get there. Like they wanna cannibalize you at all costs, but the "desire" element most people are into is not really there, cuz they'll eat anyone. Necro doesn't work well either cause generally the main appeal is the stillness and quiet and "I can do whatever I want now", and a zombie will very obviously end up eating/turning you first chance they get. Being mindless/mind-broken isn't all the way there either cuz I've seen it mostly hinges on you being responsible for it, which you can't really get in this case. I think "getting infected" has the highest chance of working, but gets dragged down by the whole undead putrid flesh thing, which a lot of people may not really be into (lol).

TL;DR:

U don't like zombie ? squelch squelch ?🧟

[re-velogs]

the most aesthetic pees. you've ever seen.

@roseeway . i love u .

[anachrophobia]

the house is literally so disgusting I found a carton of soup that was bloated with gas and had mold inside and out. I NEED to get out of here and live on my own

[fakirchan]

I love picking up giant or generally heavy objects and it disappears into Lee's inventory. He put that thing between his ass cheeks.

[jellyaibo]

dont you just love how happily they say diarrhea those pepto-bismol commercials

[hollowslantern]

my blueberry muffins this morning were moldy which I only realized after eating 1 and. ahalf of them so as i write this on my death bed i just want you to know I lived a good life up until those last 15 minutes

[smokeys-house]

I've had to do a lot of awful and gross things as a custodian at a middle school since I started working here but never did I think I would have to vacuum macaroni and cheese out of a urinal

[batmanshole]

gonna kick his ass for this fucking uti

[sevicia]

I was gonna eat cereal w/ milk & when I opened the milk I smelled it yknow jic cause we opened it like two months ago & it smelled kinda weird but I just kinda shrugged & poured it anyways cause my self preservation instincts have been gone for a While. I even drank what was left in the carton too and like it tasted weird & all but literally wtf else am I gonna eat ? (<- picky eater insane edition) So I start eating my cereal & I guess the taste of the cereal itself like, masked the fucked up & evil milk I was putting in my body UNTIL I shove a spoonful into my mouth and I feel this long, SLIMY thing sneak in and obviously I spat it out but I actually considered just swallowing it anyways cause I'm winning the IDGAF war in the worst most unintentional way possible. Uhh stay safe I love you all.

[dinerva]

i just shit so hard i had a tactile hallucination of someone behind me hugging me in support

[redlanternz]

puppies suck no one should ever be forced to take care of a puppy

[fujoshoid]

scat fetish person on that dol confessions blog using a brown heart as their anon sign off is CRAZYYYY 😭