#unprovoked btw
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It has hardly been 10 mins and Jenson button has already mentioned fernando Alonso twice
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why do you support violence and bigotry then?
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now why did he say that
#me too but like you are not supposed to say that#btw this is not out of context or anything he does say it like that unprovoked and does not elaborate#true detective#rust cohle
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‘ceaseless watcher, turn your gaze upon this 𝓯 𝓻 𝓮 𝓪 𝓴 𝔂 thing’
#the magnus archives#tma#jonathan sims#pinterest#what if#I found this under some fan art from the angler fish btw#unprovoked#jon would not approve of freaky. archives im sure#as a fellow ace I wouldn’t either#I’m sorry I am very tired and this is so funny to me#freaky archives
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"why would you ship mizu and taigen together they're sooooo toxic ugh taigen is AWFUL and mizu should be with ME instead!!!"
of course they're toxic they're both deranged and terrible and that's why they're perfect for each other.
cuz like omg you think mizu would treat you well? mizu would abandon you. look at how she left ringo multiple times. ringo who treats her so well and is nothing but patient and caring and loyal. if you are insecure she will laugh at you because she has no social tact. look at how mikio said "it's a stupid dream" talking about his ambitions of regaining his honour and mizu straight up chuckles and tells him he's right because it IS a stupid dream. and at this point their relationship was cordial and she was even warming up to him!
like. arguably, taigen would be a better romantic partner (per the ideals of his time and culture of course), or at least he would be on paper. cuz i mean as a husband, as he is now, i think he'd be awful. but i'm talking about if you and him were dating or courting or just seeing each other romantically, he would be good to you. like we saw how he behaved with akemi and he was nothing but sweet and gentle. the very reason akemi wanted to marry him so bad was because she KNOWS without a doubt that he respects women and would treat her well. "oh but he cheated on her with the prostitutes while celebrating his engagement!" yeah but per the norms of the time and place, it was not considered cheating and akemi (as well as any wife or romantic partner of that period) would not have minded or even cared.
and yes taigen IS an asshole and he IS obnoxious but come on. so is mizu, if she is allowed to act like herself around you. mizu will tease you and mock you and challenge you and even poke at your insecurities (see:her goading mikio on even though he clearly did not view her teasing as light-hearted banter and took it all very personally). she would tell you to your face if she thinks you're being annoying (see:mizu rolling her eyes and telling akemi to straight up just "shut up" when she'd believed mizu had killed taigen).
mizu is not merely a hot and talented badass with a sword and the insane hyperfocus on her desire for revenge which literally drives her to withstand like, extreme amounts of damage and survive it. mizu is also flawed and the show does a good job at showcasing this, and showing us that she's not merely a victim but also a multilayered person. we see throughout that mizu is blunt and sarcastic and prideful.
oh what's that? oh right, very similar to taigen, who is also hot and talented with a sword and with insane hyperfocus on his desire to duel mizu and regain his honour. taigen who is also flawed (though, arguably, more so) as he is blunt and sarcastic and prideful.
the only thing that sets mizu and taigen apart is the fact that taigen is a man and is not mixed race, which thus affects their positions in society and how people perceive them. these are external factors. taigen being a boy who is not blue-eyed allowed him to easily mingle with the other kids in the village, all of whom were similarly fed the same prejudiced values which led them to gang up against mizu and bully her.
but take all that away. strip them down to the bare essentials. suddenly it's like they are the same person copy and pasted.
and that's what makes them even more interesting. yes absolutely they would be toxic. whatever souls are made of, mizu's and taigen's are the same (derogatory). and we literally see them fight all the time!!!! but the thing is they are both deranged when it comes to this.
do you get me. they both literally get turned on by sparring. mizu's whole spar with mikio was her way of flirting. just look at how she smirked at him and said "unsheathe it" like it's clear that this is an innuendo of not just unsheathing his weapon but also what's in his pants. then during the chopsticks fight with taigen in the snow, despite mizu literally being injured and taigen trying to attack her, mizu gets attracted to him. meanwhile taigen got a boner after wrestling with her in the forge.
taigen goes around saying he wants to kill mizu to regain his honour but he still literally risks life and limb for her constantly. mizu gives ringo stomach ulcers by going around flinging herself into near-death situations 24/7. she ups and leaves her beloved swordfather with barely a goodbye twice to pursue her batshit far-fetched quest for revenge (against people she doesn't even KNOW btw because she literally starts off with practically No Leads and not even knowing the NAMES of the white men who are her maybe-fathers).
these bitches are crazy and you know what good for them. that shit needs to be contained and quarantined though and that's why in that sense they would be good together.
i want to put them both in a jar and shake it very hard and see what happens. personally i think they will argue and insult each other while working perfectly in sync with each other to break out of the jar and then proceed to kill me and make out sloppy style over my dead body while they're both covered in blood.
like that's it that's the dynamic. send post.
#this is written half in jest btw dont take it too seriously. ppl can dislike what they want and ship x reader if they like#what annoys me is just when ppl are being rude about other ppl's ships like. unprovoked. like girl....#taimizu#taigen x mizu#mizu x taigen#blue eye samurai#im active on twitter again and the algorithm keeps putting bad takes on my tl against my will !!!#also yes i am aware im saying all this while writinf a tender yearning-filled slowburn fic of them#bcs i DO want them to be gentle. definitely i do. but that comes muuuuuuch later after they both wear each other's edges down ykwim#bcs if they get together any time soon they will literally be a flaming hot mess#sexy hot mess tho#but a mess nonetheless#they have the range! love them for that#fandom.rtf#shut up haydar#wank.mp3#kinda#might delete later
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gouge help i’m wine tipsy and ovulating 😭 ps i made spicy noodles and tea
you must complete the ceremony before I can help, sorry
#fr its been a week pass the detritus#asks#alcohol cw#alcohol mention#breeding cw#sorry to make you the direct subject of that unprovoked for lols btw hahahha
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Lance: God may forgive you for being gay, but no one is going to forgive you for that haircut.
Keith:
#this was totally unprovoked btw lance is just being iconic#klance#keith kogane#lance mcclain#voltron#vld#voltron incorrect quotes#loz posts
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my main philosophy when it comes to navigating fandom spaces is that if i don’t have anything nice to say about a certain thing i just won’t say it. i think fandom spaces would be a lot more pleasant to navigate if people weren’t so hateful.
#this doesn’t apply to valid criticism btw#valid criticism is good for the soul and encouraged#i’m talking about straight up unprovoked hate#i’m sure everyone is familiar
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On one hand the siblings are dealing with their trauma with emotional abuse and trying to escape the cycle of abuse whilst that being all that they know on the other hand Logan have to deal with two of the biggest gayest loser idiots on this planet 24/7 now so ig who’s the real victim here
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BREAKING NEWS: canon character banned from own series for being "too problematic" (by the same community that also thinks visibly disabled characters(and likely people in general) need to be censored or otherwise hidden because "some people think that's gross" which is a mixed signal at best. Do we care about their feelings or not)
#basically the moral of the story is wcue players fucking hate disabled people but they won't admit it#and also eventually your “activism” wraps back around into being harm if you keep going long enough#eventually any depiction at all becomes “potentially offensive to someone out there”#i generally try not to “slippery slope” things but they are basically already there in this case so i feel like i'm allowed to this time#wcue#roblox#reports channel#good lord#i'm going to die young#dislike “-kitty” users btw. not as aggravating as “exp” line breaks in bio S/H people#but close#one time me and my friend were hanging around#and someone walked up to my friend unprovoked and suggested he change his bio from “tom” to “hekitty”#because his character had pink on him and they insisted that it “fit better”#anyway that's not related i'm just being reminded of it#no i couldn't tell you why their name is offcenter either#i do know it's on purpose though and i hate it#sorry i have a lot to say about this one lmfao#remember this game is officially endorsed by the warrior cats team. Surely they cant possibly know what kind of shit goes on in there#if they did i think they'd shit their pants
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Jack's expression in his groovy is so "baby I'm preying on you tonight" coded
#if you guys knew how much my friends tease me with this fucking song. every single time i mention jack or my yume#sometimes UNPROVOKED#i cant speak abt jack or wolves IN PEACE#without “AWOOO BABY IM PREYING ON YOU TONIGHT earrape jumpscwre#AND NOW THAT HES ACTUALLY LOOKING LIKE A VILLAIN 😭 I CANT ESCAPE#if youre lost btw. associating wolves with this song is a popular meme in latin america lol#rotting
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If I hear one more person calling Gale and/or Wyll boring for not being comfortable with sleeping around, I'm gonna yell. Loudly.
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#the way I went from “wow girl calm down” at the begining to “GO OFFFF” at the end lol#she's talking abt the dumb Asian pickme that opened her mouth about Black women GENITALIA UNPROVOKED I talked abt earlier btw#papi watch
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How’s the autism diagnosis coming along?
I don’t see how my medical records are a point of interest? It’s been years, actually it was brought up to me during general testing.
#//#unprovoked?!!!#😭 anon when i tell you this fucking killed me#astronauts have to do a insane level of medical examination tests annually - it was definitely oh btw you probably have#X#aso rp#🪐 bowman#in charecter#transmission: unknown
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where on the internet can i ask for advice on how to repair my relationship with the wasps that live outside of my house
#:( i accidentally swatted at one and it stung me#idk if it flew into the side of my head on accident or if the dogs scared it and it went after me?#but i instinctively swatted at whatever ran into me and then was like 'oh shit what if that was a wasp/bee'#and tried to stand completely still so maybe it would leave me alone but no. i felt a sting on my other hand :( ow. it still hurts.#i've seen them occasionally go into a hole in the ground in the back yard.... i dont' want them to start getting aggressive bc of this#i didn't ACTUALLY see what stung me but the ones i see the most are yellow jackets#which the claim that they're aggressive unprovoked is BULLSHIT btw. i had an infestation of them in my room as a kid and never got stung#so yeah this was definitely an accident but i don't want them to see us as a threat :( bc my grandma would not put up with that#*new creative post tag here*
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i NEED to smell oliver like inhale him until my lungs give out i know he smells soooooo goooooood
#vic reminding me im weird abt smelling charas…. n charas smelling u….#he would smell u like crazy too unprovoked btw he’s more weird abt u than im saying#HE WOULD SMELL LIKE. SUCH A MANLY SMELL EVEN ESP WHEN HES SWEATY LIKE I CANT DESCRIBE ITNSODJFJJF#sora.txt
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