#unlocked spoilers

[confessionsofkotlc]

I am reading the unlocked novella rn and I am currently trying to resist the urge to shout at Sophie because WHY WOULD YOU BURN THE ARCHETYPE MY SWEET GIRL I KNOW YOU ARE SMART WHYY JUST PICK SOMETHING ELSE TO SMACK THE BALEFIRE SCONCES WITH WHY THE ARCHETYPE WHAT IF THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT STELLARLUNE OR WHAT WAS HAPPENING TO KEEFE INSIDE THERE JUST WHY SOPHIE-BOO WHYYYYY!!!

I feel real distress right now, it is palpable.

[demodraws0606]

HOLY FUCK OH GOD

GUYS TWO MIGHT THINK GATEY GOT ERASED BY THE TIMELINE SHIFT

WHEN EVERYONE TALKED ABOUT A FEW CHANGES IN THE CURRENT TIMELINE, TWO SAID "a few changes...." AND CHECKED ON GATEY.

GUYS THEY DONT KNOW ABOUT ONE, TWO MIGHT JUST THINK GATEY HAS BEEN ERASED FROM THE TIMELINE

GUYS THIS IS REALLY BAD

[puppppppppy]

isat playthrough moodboard

[egophiliac]

giving the people what they want (jokes about spreadsheets)

anyway, Twst continues to prove that it is aimed at me specifically by giving us not one, but now TWO extended scenes of characters being incredibly difficult about signing an NDA. you just don't get this anywhere else.

[anydaynowany]

[mari-lair]

obligatory sus Odile event

[zaana]

I love drawing this trio!

[eurodynamic]

ODYSSEUS, Veteran Tactician  -> in armor + out of armor ♨️

Hades II (2024 - EA) dev. Supergiant Games

[blossomhead]

shadow dragons get matching robes :)

[humming-fly]

Delighted to discover that the way shadow unlocks new abilities in sxsg is a perfect parallel of the pringles iron maiden

[tremordusk]

Agatha: Well wasn’t planning on having another kid..this should be fun…again

Lilia: Take it easy, you don’t have to—

Agatha: No no, I’m going to go through with this, in fact I am going to enjoy this

Lilia: Oh really?

Agatha: Indeed. *turns to Rio* my love?

Rio, chilling on the couch with her phone: Yes, mi amor?

Agatha: We are having a daughter.

Rio, wide eyed: *drops phone*

Lilia, whispering to Agatha: You don’t even know the gender yet—

Agatha, whispering to her: I know, it’s just fun to watch her struggle

Rio, hands in hair having a meltdown on the couch: I should have been more careful now I’m going to be a girl’s dad—

[splash-o-matica]

“Side order was short” babe youre not done until you unlock all of THESE

[enek-jokanen]

Kaladin is really out here attempting to do a therapy speedrun any % with perhaps the most mentally dysfunctional person in the Cosmere.

[captain-flint]

Ed leaning in for a kiss

[modmad]

if you ever got the chance to make a TPoH viddy game would it have a fishing minigame

what do you think I am, an idiot? of COURSE it would have a fishing minigame

[arthur-lesters-left-arm]

imagine: jarthur divorce court

the witch is john’s lawyer

kayne is arthur’s lawyer

they are fighting over custody of yorick. neither of them want him.

kayne requests a jury trial. it will not make things better for arthur’s case, he just likes the drama.

the jury is 12 different arthur corpses from different universes, all mutilated in different ways.

no one is really sure what will happen once they legally separate. kayne reassures them that it will be something interesting. this reassures no one.

judge judy is really confused