#unless u wanted something else 🤔

[daemondaes]

what if i came back, but dropped 90% of my drafts

(would you hate me)

[girlboypersonthingy]

hi!! i love ur writing sm :D

do u think u could do a pidge x reader where reader is english/history smart and pidge is math/science smart, so they became academic rivals (but they always secretly respected and even admired eachother), never saw eachother after pidge left for the garrison and THEN somehow find themselves together again on the castle ship. (maybe reader helped keith save shiro or sumthing like that?)

kinda a classic academic rivals to lovers thing

i daydream diff scenarios with her too often lol

sorry if i didn’t leave a lot of room for imagination :( but i’d love to see ur take on it if possible!!

THIS IS SO ADORABLE YOUVE GOT TO B KIDDIN ME RN 🥹💚💚💚 I love my little Pigeon girl, they are my fav Paladin by far. Also sorry, I bounce between she/her and they/them for Pidge. Idk it’s a habit…also LEE PLZ FORGIVE ME FOR TAKING NEARLY A YEAR TO GET TO THIS 🥹

Academic Rivals to Lovers w/ Pidge

So it all started when Pidge and you were both new to the garrison. You both kept hearing about this super smart person that was new to school and, in typically cocky fashion, you both assumed everyone was talking about you, as in yourself. But then…Lance started teasing Pidge about how there’s another new crazy intelligent kid and telling her she has competition now.

Immediately upon hearing this, Pidge takes it upon herself to figure out who you are, what your deal is and if she should consider you friend…or foe

The first time you two meet, it’s a bit awkward. It’s sort of like…both your friend groups helped yall finally meet and get to talking. They figured you guys could keep up with each other in convo, both being so smart and well spoken. As your friends all stood around, obviously clueless as to what yall were talking about, your friendly banter quickly escalated to you and Pidge very loudly debating which is more interesting and essential to the evolution of human life and knowledge, English and history OR math and science.

Pidge is probably now yelling something like “HOW ELSE IS HUMANITY GONNA EVOLVE?! SCIENCE AND MATH ARE ESSENTIAL FOR NEW DISCOVERIES AND FUTURE GROWTH AND FINDING OUT WHATS BEYOND EARTH AND-“

And you’re now trying to yell over her “YEAH OKAY OKAY AND HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF !!! HOW WILL HUMANITY EVOLVE UNLESS WE KNOW ABOUT ALL THE HISTORY OF HUMANS AND MISTAKES WEVE MADE AND-“

Everyone else around yall: 🤔😥🫠

From that point on, it became a competition, it was all about who could finish their test first, who could finish their book first, who got the higher grade on their essay or quiz.

Then, Pidge started trying to one up you by learning even more about YOUR fav subjects just to rub it in your face that she’s smarter and better than you in EVERYTHING AND EVERYWAY. (Not really, she’s actually just trying to impress you but also playfully tease you about it)

And guess what…you do the same. Y’all are basically like Keith and Lance with that love hate, frenemies type relationship.

And secretly…yall are pining so hard for each other, not so much annoyed at how smart the other is…but more infatuated with learning more about what the other is really into. You complimented each other well. You had a lot in common while also being total opposites in some aspects.

Pidge finds herself in bed at 2am one night with a book she saw you reading once. It looked fairly interesting and she wanted to see what the hype was about. As she read more and more, she began daydreaming about you as her eyes scanned over page after page, her mind focused solely on you as the words she read seemed blurry, not sticking in her brain…you were taking up too much space in there atm.

You found yourself trying to read about and learn how to code and work on tech. You found yourself totally lost and out of your element. It kinda made you smile…thinking about how she was already a science and tech wiz and now she was really getting into history and English thanks to you. Maybe…she was smarter and…maybe it’s all very important.

Before you could gather the nerve and swallow your pride and go apologize to her for treating her less than kind and being an annoying snob…

Shit hit the fan…

You helped Keith save Shiro, ended up in space in what felt like the blink of an eye and suddenly, you and pidge were attached at the hip.

It was like the severity of the situation and Pidge’s fierce determination completely erased your guys’ past together. Now, it was time to band together for the sake of everyone and everything. For the sake of her family.

You and Pidge began spending A TON of time together, often helping each other with tasks, codes, anything the others needed help with. Y’all were the puzzle solvers, the hackers, the ones Lance and Keith came to when they didn’t understand something, the cutie little nerd duo 🥹

With each time you two hung out, you found yourselves both relaxing more, joking and laughing more around each other, bonding more.

Pidge began coming to you all the time to show you new inventions or test out weird stuff on you. You were kinda flattered she always came to you first.

You began often running to Pidge after every book you’d read from the library in the castle. You’d be all excited about something new you just learned about Altean history, zooming through the halls with a huge smile as you look for your girl.

You bust into the room like “HEEYYYYY! OH MY GODDDD GUESS WHAT!!! Soooo, I just found out-“

Cue you rambling for at least 20 minutes while Pidge just smiles and nods along (occasionally she watches your lips move as you talk, only for a couple seconds before she looks back into your eyes)

As time went on, you found yourself becoming increasingly protective over Pidge, especially when out in battle. You…just like her and don’t wanna see your friend hurt or scared.

The first time she ever got hurt, or even got close to getting caught by the galra, she came back to the castle to see you waiting for them in the lion’s hangar, tears streaming down your face. You thought she would be in worse shape and even tho she looked perfectly fine, you were still distraught.

Y’all never really touched besides playful nudges and when you’d ruffle her messy hair but that day…yeah, you hugged her hard that day….

She was a little confused. No one else was this concerned for her so…why were you so freaked out? She was fine, actually more calm than you were atm.

You were so comforted and lowkey entranced by her soft embrace that you didn’t even notice Pidge was now on their knees, bringing you gently down into the same position, as you squeeze each other tighter down on the floor.

“Geez, (Y/N)…you alright?” she mumbles as she pulls back to look at you, worry present on her face.

“I’m sorry, I just…you’re like my best friend. I don’t know if I can do this without you. You…you need to be more careful!”

She was…frozen…watching your lip quiver.

You called her your best friend. The ‘best’ part really made her stomach drop. She was glad you two were closer now and not in a constant academic battle…and it’s not that she doesn’t consider you her best friend, she just…didn’t know you thought so highly of her.

Your friendship and relationship are a slow burn.

For months upon months, y’all just hang out, stay friends, bond over space tech and space history, occasionally cuddle, once in a while you’ll hold hands. Oh shoot, are yall falling asleep in the same bed? Whoa, wait…she’s started hugging you every single day. OMG SHES SO CLOSE TO YOUR FACE AS SHE LOOKS OVER INTO THE BOOK YOU’RE READING AND D A M N YOU REALLY WANNS KISS HER FRECKLED CHEEK RN, WOULD THAT BE WEIRD???

It’s a slow burn…until it isn’t anymore.

You’re the one to confess to her and Pidge is looking at you like 🫤 “oh uhm…I thought we…already kind of established that we…like each other more than friends…?”

You feel kind of dumb but excited nonetheless!!! SHE LIKES YOU BACK!!!!

The rest of the team is even like “Wait, yall hold hands and sleep in the same bed most nights. You’re not dating yet??? Hello?”

And from then on, you guys are absolutely love sick besties together. Not so much love sick in a physical touchy sense but just very emotionally supportive and kind and sweet to each other.

🥹🥹🥹

[chuuzmii]

People saying gay/queer Eddie wont happen is blowing me because... what else could Eddies storyline be building to like?? It is most definitely happening brother😭 like mama lets research:

-They said we could have gotten bi buck in season 4 and queer Eddie in season 5 but it was scrapped.. we got bi buck season 7... gee i wonder what they're re cooking up for season 8 🤔🧐

-They made marisol a nun just to give eddie even more catholic guilt and catholic guilt? It's historically gay sorry i dont make the rules eddie boykisser. (Im joking but this arch seriously had eddie analyzing the toxic masculinity he was raised with/grew up around which is something that a lot of queer poc men or queer military men do before coming out. Im also like 90% sure this guilt is the reason he had a breakdown and started dating his ex-wife's evil twin but who knows 🤷🏾‍♀️)

-Eddie and Tommy were supposed to be together S7 but they scrapped it because they didn't think it fit. I see people using this as a reason to think RG or production don't want queer Eddie but I am genuinely confused by that because in MY mind it's another reason why S8 gay Eddie is going to happen. I dont think they scrapped it because they didn't want it but because it didn't fit Eddie as a character like there is no way Eddie 'i cant be honest with myself unless i have a mental breakdown first' Diaz is going to be out and proud in an 8 episode season. And also I think they knew the writing and episodes were going to be a bit wonky this season and that there was NOOO way they could write a coming out that fit Eddie with the strikes going on.

Ntm all the shit the production/crew does to make me think its going to happen. Oliver only posting Buddie content, members of the crew liking and replying to Buddie tweets, and that one insider going on the Eddie rant on twitter (this one barely counts for me because i have no clue who this person is but ik some care about what they have to say.)

gay eddie is going to happen i can feel it in my left ball u guys just STAY STRONG.

[notlevifromobeyme]

How the pillars would text you

No smut (wow!!1!)

Warnings: cussing, Tengen being a weird little shit with emojis

Giyuu

Now he’s not really good with tech

Please don’t judge him

He’s trying I promise

A few errors at first but he gets the hang of it

Still stoic in his texts though

“Do hou mind if I join you on your missson? It’s okay if npt.”

“Yes, you’re welcome to!”

“Okay.”

You’re just kind of used to it but the other pillars are mean to him because of it

Kyojuro

Can’t find the button to turn off caps

Difficult

Types really fast and no one knows what the fuck he’s saying 95% of the time

Doesn’t bother fixing them unless people get the wrong idea

Turned on caps because he tried to be his authentic self but now he can’t find it

Lots of emojis

Please teach this man how to use emojis

“YOJRN3 WELOCKE TO JOIN ME IN MY MISSI’N IF YOU WNAT TO 😀👍!!”

“W”

“What”

“MISSON 😄”

“Okay Kyojuro. I’ll be there.”

“I NEDD TO TURN OFF CAPS HOW FO YOU DO THAT 🤔”

“Don’t worry”

Tengen

Vanilla tbh

Kinda basic

Never thought I’d say that about him

He’d rather talk in person

He’d rather call to hear your “flashy voice”

What the fuck does that mean

Additional emojis

Weird emojis

No context behind them

“You’re welcome to join me on my mission 😉”

“What’s with that emoji?”

“Don’t worry about it 😘”

“Mkay…” scared for your life and pussy

Gyomei

Cannot function

His hands are too big

Needs a goddamn iPad

Settings to listen to what he’s typing

Takes a bit to adjust to the keyboard

Very formal when he does

Pls don’t text him smexy texts people will hear the message ring out

“I wanna ride that huge cock when you come home heart emoji”

“You are welcome to join me on my mission.”

“Okay! I’ll be there.”

“Okay.”

Muichiro

Forgets to respond

If he does he uses absolutely no punctuation and no uppercase letters

Doesn’t give a fuck

Doesn’t text you first

Only texts you if he forgets something

Figure it out

If he makes an error he won’t correct it

Loves you just doesn’t bother

“u can come with me if u wnat idc”

“Okay, Mui.”

“k”

Mitsuri

Very dramatic

SO MANY EMOJIS/EMOTICONS

Kinda role plays in her texts?

Seems to put an exclamation point at the end of everything

“Honey! ｡^‿^｡ You’re welcome to join me on my mission!! ♡♡(ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ

“I’ll be there sweetie!”

“Sweetie?! Ohh, you’re so cute! ♡(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)”

Obanai

No fucks given

Doesn’t care who it is

Dry asf

Best he’ll give you is a period at the end of a sentence

Doesn’t start a lot of conversations

“you can come with me on my mission.”

“Okay!”

“mk.”

Sanemi

Surprisingly formal if you don’t get on his nerves

Only texts you if he wants something from you

Doesn’t wanna get bullied like Tomioka

But nobody will because everyone is fucking terrified

If you get on his nerves it’s insults and caps

“You’re going on this upcoming mission with me. Get ready.”

“I don’t wanna. I’m exhausted.”

“The fuck you mean?”

“Shut up. Go with someone else.”

“DONT TELL ME TO SHUT UP ASSHOLE”

“😐”

“IM DRAGGING YOU OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN ROOM AND YOURE COMING WITH ME FUCKFACE.”

Shinobu

Very nice

Formal

Rarely makes mistakes but she’s still new to this

Likes emojis

Thinks there cute

Doesn’t text a lot though

Would prefer in person

“You’re welcome to come with me to my upcoming mission! ☺️”

“I’d love to!”

“Okay! Come to the butterfly mansion when you’re ready. 🦋”

[lisasmind]

your take on heather going back to berk only to find that it’s been vacated is very interesting 👀 i can’t help but wonder what happens to heather’s dragon afterward, however. 🤔 its been YEARS since i’ve seen rtte, but if i remember correctly, she had a silver dragon? a sharpshooter, or something like that?

i also read in the wikia that new berk is pretty hard to access due to its high altitude (you can read about it too on the httyd wikia under “new berk” if u wanna 🥰). the berkians were primarily able to access it in the first place because of their dragons. I’m assuming heather used her dragon to find new berk but maybe she wouldn’t have? what are your thoughts?

heyy sorry i’m answering so late lol but anyway heather has a razorwhip named windshear!

i like to think that maybe toothless went from island to island to gather all the dragons and take them to the hidden world. that’s most likely what happened because how else would the dragons disappear and know to go there.

the dragons leaving is what initiates heather to sail to berk (since hiccup will most likely have the answer).

when heather gets to berk, it’s obviously destroyed. at first her fleet assumed that dragon hunters came and killed the berkians and the dragons just fled, but this theory is quickly debunked as there’s no bodies or signs of a massacre. just ruined buildings.

so heather makes it her mission to find the berkians. this mission lasts about 10 years as she comes across an unmapped island (new berk).

forget what i said about her being caught on the island because like you said, new berk is inaccessible without dragons, unless she goes up the stairs on their port which she probably wouldn’t have been able to do without getting caught immediately.

with how good the view is from the perimeters of the island, the berkians most likely saw her ship coming in and got into defense mode. either she gets captured by the berkians or, if we go with my head canon, she gets captured by zephyr and nuffink which is a whole other story i could get into it you’d like me to (i’m going to make a separate post about it anyway whether you want it or not MUAHAHA).

that’s how i imagine it would go, if anyone else wants to have a go at it please be my guest! i wanna hear other head canons and theories.

[bisexual-borderline-disaster]

was tagged by @stargazing-enby! 💜💜💜 for some reason the post keeps disappearing for me unless i log out but!

Last song listened to: lofi :) but if that doesn't count then fast times by sabrina carpenter. i think.

favorite color: maaan idk the world has so many pretty colours. there's more than one reason i like the queer flag dhgaishg. however it did used to be... greenish blue? idk color names.

Currently watching: 🤔🤔🤔 hmm.

last movie: rwrb :)

sweet/savory/spicy: savory!!! if i consume anything sweet i have to either chug water or add water it's ridiculous. and i'm working on my spice tolerance but i still don't prefer it lol.

current obsession: at what point does something turn into an obsession because i started reading jegulus earlier today and im currently 20 pages into the tag and having fic ideas. although no i did not read all the fics in all those 20 pages lmao.

@gentlestbeast hi ur turn if u want to

and also anyone else who'd like to join, feel free :)

[kraptos]

Okay- I can somewhat imagine AOS's interactions with Odin. The ending phase from your one-shot fic from The Great and Little Fishes; "He could still feel the wet rope of a net pressing tight around him, Father struggling beside him to cut them free. A voice whose owner he could not see, but understood instinctively to be Odin, telling them they would make a fine dinner in the moments before Atreus of Sparta slipped free."

Hmm...foreshadowing moment? 🤔 It got me thinking that perhaps Odin wouldn't view AOS as a threat at all, not only because of the prophecy engrossed with Kratos and Atreus but also AOS's morality as a whole. Odin wouldn't think much about him and probably thought he'll perish during the forthcomings of Ragnarök....

However, it was Odin's grave mistake when he underestimated AOS's true strength the moment a mere mortal gained the upper hand over the All-Fucker himself! >;D Which is something I like to imagine in the final battle lol.

Unless Odin managed to hold AOS as his hostage to save his own skin. I can definitely imagine Odin taunting Kratos for "dragging a innocent man into war" or guilt tripping Kratos by using AOS's name in his attempts to ward off Ragnarök.

I can also imagine the off-screen with AOS getting all protective of baby!Atreus and readying to fight Odin while Kratos fights Thor somewhere during the beginning. Odin would probably give AOS one last chance for him to return to his lonely life to get away from all the mess they made (in a threatening with Odin's case LMAO)-

Sorry for the wall of text- I can't stop thinking about AOS thanks to you 😭😭😭

oh my god i have been SO obsessed with this ask... you have some excellent ideas my friend!!!!

i will say i have been mainly focusing my plotting just on our favorite little family unit and have been waiting to tackle other characters until i replay when NG+ comes out, but i DEF have some things to say piggybacking off your ideas 👀

"It got me thinking that perhaps Odin wouldn't view AOS as a threat at all, not only because of the prophecy engrossed with Kratos and Atreus but also AOS's morality as a whole." i can say this is entirely accurate. AOS is not on his radar at all. i'm sure he'll be more than happy to drop his name to kratos to get under his skin, but other than that he's a mortal nobody and none of his concern. or so he thinks lmao

i don't have any plans for AOS to be a hostage at any point so far but DAMN. you almost make me want to change my mind with that line. not that odin can't taunt/guilt kratos about it anyway... 🤔

i will say it is safe to imagine aos keeping himself between odin and little atreus as much as possible when odin comes to visit them at home. he's going to absolutely loathe that man IMMEDIATELY. it doesn't help that he knows odin is trying to manipulate/sway atreus and he values free will above all else

damn tho. your thoughts were so delicious and tasty i'm going to be turning this ask around and around in my brain for weeks to come. thank u for sharing!!!!!!! :D

[v0r73x]

Holy fuck lmao this 1 sk¡tzo b¡tch has been hating since day 1 & its pretty fucking funny what happened today & how I might just use it to my advantage if possible.

FULL STOP - here's the full story lmfao

Day 1 - I meet a nice black man, gives me the ropes of the "new" city. Looks like a upstanding guy, and kinda cute. But like everyone else (unless they drink) he's doing down and uppers. Sad but it is what it is. I digress. So me, him and another chick were chilling at the front of the shelter. This crazy broad was screaming at us (jealous bcz she liked that black guy, no I didn't sleep with him. He was cute, and kind sure, but I'd rather have him sober and get to know him some. So no, if u were just nosey, it's not that) she was hollering at us something like (in a offensive tone) I'm not pregnant! Who said I was pregnant?! I took 2 pregnancy tests blah blah blah and I'm not pregnant. And then around that time I noticed she was talking about/to us, bcz he had replied something like "they weren't even talking to you" I thought/said "wait, I just got here I'm not talking about you for sure" she probably mumbled something and stopped. She lost

Another time I was speed walking. Now I can't remember it all bcz thats my alone time not to talk to ppl for more than 80-100 seconds total. I speedwalk past this broad with some dude right, and her sk¡tzo ass starts going off again. Going off about race and how she's born in 2000s and I'm a gross 80s or 90s baby, like that even means anything when you're sk¡tzo but ok b¡tch go off. Trying all that woke bullshit to try to make me mad, she just looked like a total joke. I kept walking.

TODAY I see this b¡tch again. And I'm now thinking she's scared of me? Lmao k, so I'm walking to the library and she sees me immediately going on her tough sk¡tzo rant "err I don't like you — something else trying to be rude yet sounding irrelevant to me - like all of it is but I just don't remember everything when she's irrelevant. She then says something like" you're just crying for attention" by that time I was close to passing her. AS SOON as I seen her, I looked her right in her ugly little fat eyes where SHE IMMEDIATELY FROWNED before looking DOWN IN Shame. Really? 😂

Oh and that cute guy 💁🏻‍♀️ ya he approached me of course, attention seeking who (online but so what? Everyone's anonymous here accept me, not a big deal. I'd share names if I REALLY wanted attention). So I'm hoping maybe one day I can just make her my b!tch 🤔 enough barely dominant energy will make her shut up, but I also think she's curious and will approach me, I won't respond unless she acts right too tho. I don't care to say a word.

Tbh I'm sure she yells at me all the time but I just don't pay attention to some crazy sk¡tzo that's so far away from me, barely in earshot when I'm talking to someone else, & all I hear is bickering blah blah blah. But I do think I've heard her b¡tch and complain often now that I think about it. Could it be about me? Not necessarily always but also who's to say really. She seemed super fucking pressed day 1 yknow, but who knows who else she hates and thinks she's tough with right.

No I don't care that it's rude to use a sk¡tzo broad as My b¡tch. She has the resources to get better, can take her meds, go to the ward whatever. She wants to talk shit and be intimated when I look her in the eyes? She kinda deserves to be My b¡tch one day. Like you were literally just talking sh¡t, I don't do much eye contact myself, but if I'm picking fights you might not wanna look away? Maybe if she's good quiet servant I'd help her get on meds tbh but she'd still be my b!tch 💁🏻‍♀️ and she would act right around me, my bitch or not I really don't fucking care. Now that I know, I will use it to my advantage. I can't wait for our next encounter 💞💕

Day 6 today

[ronance4everbrainrot]

Stranger things incorrect quote generator (Ronance Duo, Fruity Four + Max and Dustin and a surprise kinda?.. Idk lol)

Pt 5

Ronance Duo

Robin: Are you sure Nancy's even gay? They barely even looked at me.

(She is, she just doesn't want to be distracted by staring at you or smth)

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Nancy: I'm gonna get my pilot's license. I've already got a driver's license and a cosmetology license, that's two of the big five licenses.

Robin: The big five licenses?

Nancy: Driver's license, cosmetology license, pilot's license, fishing license, and… license to kill! I can't wait to get that one.

(I feel like she would have all of them for some reason, also, let Nancy kill a man 😪)

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Robin: Look, I’m glad everyone’s on the same page.

Robin: But it’s the last page in a book titled “we’re all going to die”.

Nancy: That’s not even clever.

(wdym, that's the most genius thing I've ever heard)

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Robin: I made tea.

Nancy: I don't want tea.

Robin: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.

Nancy: Then why did you tell me?

Robin: It's a conversation starter.

Nancy: It's a horrible conversation starter.

Robin: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

(checkmate indeed)

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Robin: Nancy, you love me, right?

Nancy: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

(¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

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Robin: Nancy is playing hard to get.

Robin: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

(I love that incorrect quote so much, it's so funny to me)

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Robin: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?

Nancy: Peonies, why?

Robin:

Nancy: Were you going to get me flowers?

Robin:

Nancy:

Robin: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

(I just imagine the last sentence in that Dustin voice when he was lying to the police about "a little might swim" or what he said)

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Nancy: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.

Robin: Bro, relax it was just a dream.

Nancy: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.

Robin: You wouldn’t?

Nancy: I mean, unless you want to-

(She does 👀)

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Nancy: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

Robin: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Nancy: Holy moly-

(I want a Magician Robin AU)

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Robin: We’re getting married, bitches!

Nancy: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

(I wouldn't be a problem to me)

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[Nancy just realized smth big in one of her investigation while she was renting a movie at Family Video]

Nancy: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

Robin: Aren't you forgetting something?

Nancy: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Robin's forehead before running out.*

Robin: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

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Nancy: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?

Robin: What? Like J F K W S Q X-

Nancy: No, like, U R A Q T.

Robin: Awwww!

(They both are A Q T)

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Robin, to Nancy: I'll be under the mistletoe when you start feeling desperate!

(Christmas with Ronance)

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[Fruity Four]

Nancy: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."

Steve: I saw you.

Nancy: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Robin in a turkey costume.

(sorry for the kinda st*ncy, but that with Robin is so funny)

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Eddie: What are you writing?

Nancy: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.

Robin, looking over Nancy's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

(stupid government)

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Steve: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them?

Robin: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.

Steve: Okay yeah thanks Robin, that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?

(I never thought about that 🤔)

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Eddie: Hey Robin, have you seen the photographer?

Robin: Nope. Have you seen the meat tenderizer?

Eddie, confused: What?

Robin, grabbing the meat tenderizer out of the drawer: No reason, cute girl things!

(Yep just cute girl things 😇☺️, also is Jonathan the photographer? 👀)

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Robin: STOP!

*Everyone stops*

Robin: wAiT a MiNuTe-

(Fill my cup, put some liquor in it 🕺🕴️)

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Steve: You know what I’ve realized?

Eddie: Some thoughts are better left unsaid?

Steve: Nice try, anyways-

(I wonder what he realized)

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[Nancy when Steve told her about the dream with her having his 6 nuggets]

Nancy, to Steve: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?

(I'd also like to politely do that)

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Eddie: I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, and you're forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck? No one ever asked me if I want to be a duck!

(let Eddie be a cute fuzzy duck 😔)

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Robin: How did you break your leg?

Eddie: Do you see those porch stairs?

Robin: Yes.

Eddie: I didn't.

(Oof)

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Eddie: You need to be more careful!

Steve, who was dragged into Eddie's issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-

(that was them when they first met)

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Steve: *Gives a bouquet to Eddie*

Eddie: You know I'm allergic.

Steve: That's the point.

(They love each other very much)

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Steve: Do you want to be the Sun in my life?

Eddie: Yes.

Steve: Good, then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me :)

(that smiley makes it so much better😂)

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Eddie: Deep down, I'm sure I was always pretty okay with you.

Steve: Thanks, Eddie!

Eddie: It wasn't a compliment, numbnuts.

(I feel like that's Canon but also definitely not)

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Steve: I think it’s time I get my life in order.

Robin, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.

(he lost for sure)

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Robin: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-

Eddie: You sleep with a teddybear.

Robin: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

(This is basically King from the Owl house)

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Robin: If I may interject...

Steve: Oh, awesome, Robin was eavesdropping.

(Robin was probably literally standing next to him while he was talking to Nancy or Eddie or someone)

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Nancy: Keep it running. *Tosses keys over shoulder into empty parking lot.*

(😶 you good, Nance?)

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Robin: To everyone who has treated me poorly; I am sexier than you.

(She is)

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Nancy: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

The Squad: Awwww-

Nancy: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

The Squad: Oh.

(She had us at the first half)

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Nancy: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Eddie: How can you still say that?

Nancy: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

(✨Denial✨)

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Robin: I know every song to ever exist it doesn't matter if it's from the past, present or the future.

Steve: Oh yeah? Then continue this.

Steve: I don't cook I don't clean-

Robin: So let me tell you how I got this ring.

Robin & Steve: .....

Robin & Steve: GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME-

(I love their friendship so much)

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Eddie: Talk dirty to me, baby~

Steve: The dishes.

Eddie: Wh-

Steve: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.

(Canon, Canon, Canon)

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Robin: What are you getting Steve for the holidays?

Eddie: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet.

Nancy: I'm getting Steve a divorce lawyer.

(I think Steve was talking about you when he said "he needs to get his ego checked" or smth)

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Nancy, talking to Steve: Well Steve, whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would Robin do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.

Steve: …

Robin, from the distance: They’re not wrong though!

(I don't know what to say)

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Robin: What time is it?

Steve: I don’t know, pass me that saxaphone and we’ll find out

Steve: *BLASTS the saxaphone*

Nancy: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING

Steve: It’s 2 am

(Let her sleep 😪)

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Nancy: What should I do?

Eddie: *holds out hand* May I suggest dinner with a friend?

Nancy: Well, none of my friends are available, so I guess I'll have to go with you.

(Besties, also Eddie be like "You wound me, wheeler")

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Robin: Hey, Steve, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?

Steve: Yeah.

Robin: And you, Eddie?

Eddie: Umm... yes?

Robin: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!

Eddie: Did they just-

(Yes she did, enjoy your date!)

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Robin: I am going to need you to swear-

Steve: Fuck.

Robin:

Robin: ...swear as in promise.

(I also love this incorrect quote lol)

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Eddie: And now for a gay update with Steve and Robin.

Robin: Getting gayer.

Eddie: Thank you, Robin.

(I feel like they do that to annoy Steve for some reason)

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Steve: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.

Robin: All I drank was Redbull!

Steve: How many?

Robin: Eighteen.

(I feel like she would)

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[+Max and Dustin]

Nancy: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl....

Steve: ....

Eddie: .....

Max: ......

Robin: ..Who?

Nancy: That's the thing we don't-

*Everyone stares at Robin*

(gasp)

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Nancy: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Robin: ...I did. I broke it.

Nancy: No. No you didn't. Dustin?

Dustin: Don't look at me. Look at Eddie.

Eddie: What?! I didn't break it.

Dustin: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Eddie: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Dustin: Suspicious.

Eddie: No, it's not!

Max: If it matters, probably not, but Steve was the last one to use it.

Steve: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Max: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Steve: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Max!

Robin: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Nancy.

Nancy: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Max: Nancy... Dustin's been awfully quiet.

Dustin: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Nancy, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Nancy: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Nancy:

Nancy: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

(Robin would be the one to take the blame, but only when it's Nancy tho)

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Dustin: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS!

Max: And here we have a capitalist.

Eddie: Did you just-

Robin: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.

(takes a moment to appreciate etc.)

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Robin: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.

Max: Only if you also don't ask why.

Max: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag*

Robin: ...

Robin, grabbing a skull: This one will do.

(I'm not gonna question that... Just Mother-Daughter bonding)

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Robin: I'm never having a debate with Dustin again, they literally started their argument with "Riddle me this."

(I feel like Dustin actually said that in the show 🤔 idk tho)

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Dustin: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Dustin: And I started thinking.

Dustin: Like, it was just trying to get food.

Dustin: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?

Robin: Are you ok?

(That's definitely a canon conversation)

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Steve: Yes, I'm adopting Dustin and you cowards can't tell me no!

(I loved when that happened in the show 🥺😔 such a precious moment)

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Steve: Have I ever told you that you cook well?

Dustin: Awww, no, you haven't!

Steve: So why do you keep cooking?

(Big oof)

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Max: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gunna unmake it to sleep in it anyways?

Steve: Why should I feed you if your just gunna die anyways?

Max:

Max: I'll go make my bed-

(Steve stop being mean 😕)

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Robin: Where are your parents?

Max: What are parents?

Robin: That’s just about the saddest thing I ever heard get said.

(And that's how Max met her new Mother)

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Max, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

(the pen is probably from a gift from El)

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Max: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices.

Max: Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.

(those two things (the one above) are what happened in between S3 and S4)

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Steve: Hey, do you know the password to Max’s computer?

Nancy: Fuck you, Steve.

Steve: Hey!!

Nancy: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouSteve".

Steve: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

(Lol, she did that after that "why should I make my bed" conversation)

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Robin: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Eddie: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Nancy: A realist sees a freight train.

Dustin: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

(Dustin you smartass)

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Max: Do you think sex without love is a sin?

Nancy: If it is, I’ll see you in hell.

(Nancy is a lesbian confirmed 👍, not because she'd go to Hell)

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Eddie: Do you have a self-care routine?

Max: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.

(Robin taught her the accents)

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Robin: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to?

Nancy: Schrödinger's boys.

Max: FUCK!

Dustin: What about cracking open a cold milkshake?

Steve: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do.

Steve: All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

Robin: ...

Nancy: ...

Max: ...

Dustin: ...

Steve: Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.

(Steve being 'smart')

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Eddie, to the Squad: I’d die for you.

Max: Then perish.

Robin: You will.

Nancy: Please don’t.

Steve: Cool.

Dustin: I’d die for you first.

(I'm sorry 🥺 it was just too perfect 😭 also it was from them first meeting so I think those would be accurate reactions, also Dustin 😭😭)

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[Surprise!! Robin and the Wheeler Girls]

Robin: *falls down the stairs*

Karen: Are you okay?

Holly: Stop falling down the stairs!

Nancy: How’d the ground taste?

(Karen is worried, Holly is annoyed that she keeps falling down the stairs, and Nancy is just used to it now and amused)

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Holly, talking about Robin: Is this a friend of yours, Nancy?

Nancy: Kind of? Not really. They're in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.

(^Nancy in denial)

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Nancy: Robin, what are you doing?

Robin: Making chocolate pudding.

Nancy: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?

Robin: Because I've lost control of my life.

Robin: Here's your pudding, Holly.

Holly: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore.

(that's cute and Robin would do anything for Holly, I love the fics with Robin & Holly bonding 🥺)

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Holly: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Karen: A doll.

Robin: A cinnamon roll.

Nancy: A sweetheart.

Holly:

Holly: ...stop it.

(That's the cute freaking thing I've ever seen 🥺)

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Nancy: Damn, the power went out.

Holly: Don’t worry, I got this.

Holly: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

Nancy: What-?

Holly: I swallowed a glow stick!

Nancy, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

(HOLLY NOO!! 😭)

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Nancy: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference.

Nancy: Anyways, you said Holly is enjoying finger painting! That's great.

(the teacher like 👁️👄👁️)

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Nancy: My life is a mess.

Karen: Nancy relax, go get a beer.

Nancy: I don’t want a beer.

Karen Who said it was for you?

(Lol)

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Holly: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea.

Karen: Well then whose is it?

Holly, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know!

(this was honestly unexpected 😂)

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[another Surprise?]

Argyle: If you water water, it grows.

Nancy: ...What.

Robin: They've got a point.

(so that's why Nancy said it last time)

--

Jonathan: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

Nancy:

Nancy: I like you.

(wlw/mlm solidarity)

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Hope you liked it 👍, btw my posts are irregular, but rn have literally nothing to do for weeks so I may post a lot (also it's summer holidays)

Anyway, lots of love ✨🥺❤️✨

[birdstooth]

“Is something wrong?” You jump up quickly, walking towards him, “Hal, is Loretta okay? The cows?”

DUDE I fucking scrolled back up to read the warnings when I saw this looool

Don’t DO THAT😵‍💫😵‍💫

“Rumor has it there’s a newcomer in town,”

Lol ok Adele

“Apparently he’s from here, but he got all these big ideas from up north. He’s into…I ought not to be talking about drug use with you.”

This shit is always so funny to me, like when people are like “oh I shouldn’t talk about [taboo subject] that so and so is into” and you’re like ok but how do u know about [taboo subject] then??🤔

“Yeah, the devil’s grass,” you cackle starting to walk away from him, “The preacher said it’s a real problem.”

Ya it’s a real problem for his bootleg moonshine business I bet 🙄

Also, I never really got the whole “reefer madness thing”. I can kind of see it with other drugs/alcohol bc that shit can make u rowdy, but weed just makes u calmer? (Unless the problem is that calmer also means potentially more unproductive?)

There are people who get paranoid but then they prob won’t take it again after the first thing, unlike the tendency to continue binge drinking after a hangover lol.

Anyway hilarious how ppl were like devils grass this, reefer that…meanwhile the whole country is being sprayed with DDT lmao 😂

The same one who has to know that Popcorn is making moonshine behind the church.

Who is Popcorn and what is their zodiac sign tho

“God saves all sinners.”

This sounds like the promotion tagline for a violent art house film

I’m disappointed that Hal is regurgitating this church stuff bc it’s not giving scorpio energy😔. Scorpios don’t have the natural temperament for the forgiveness/“turn the other cheek”, it’s very unnatural. He needs to be deprogrammed tbh. Someone call Leah Remini.

Aren’t there some about you and drinking and your DUI? Had my dad judged you as harshly as everyone else, would you have a job?

Not sure why I immediately googled “can u get a dui on a horse”, but the answer is… maybe.

Also, just looked up the laws for this and depending on his blood alcohol concentration or if it was his 2nd or 3rd DUI - that’s a straight up felony, yo😳

Brain: eh, not worth it. If u are looking to mark off the “convicted felon” square on your bingo card, u might as well try to get something u can brag about at your high school reunion

Me: what

Brain: yeah, like if you’re going to be a felon, at least be a cool felon… like bank robbers and stuff. Very badass, very Bonnie and Clyde

Me: yeah… I guess bank robbery is kind of the last socially acceptable crime to romanticize, even today (see: overrated Ben Affleck film “The Town”🙊)

Anyway, so is Hal like “the DUI guy” in town? Bc I feel like in small towns everyone has a thing they’re known for, like “the bookworm” or “the crotchety old man” or “the woman who communes with spirits” or “the bad harmonica player” or “the good harmonica player” kind of thing.

“I heard he likes younger girls, too,”

No shit Sherlock, he’s a man 🙄 the Pope is Catholic, etc.

“By the way, I left your mail on the table. I’ll walk you home if you need me to.”

Lmao she should have been like “yeah… I’d actually prefer to get a ride” 😆

But ok now I’m thinking about what u said re: no reliable public transportation in some small towns - so if he can’t drive he has to walk everywhere??? So if she said yea, he would have to like walk from the farm to the store, and then walk back to the farm, and then walk to wherever his house is???

😵‍💫

My brain: are u thinking what I’m thinking

Me: are u thinking that the song “500 miles” by the Proclaimers is less of a “I’d do anything for you” song and more of an “I can’t legally drive but I still want to hang out” song?

Brain: and they’re Irish too right? So it kind of makes sense

Me: ok that’s a rude stereotype…and I think they are actually Scottish

“I’ll be just fine, but thank you for the offer.”

Me when I used to work retail during the holiday rush and angry customers would tell me to [REDACTED]🤬🤬🤬

All of them in this small town get one glimpse of Cole coming back and suddenly he’s treated like he has leprosy.

Silver lining: I mean… good to know they can abide by quarantine rules if necessary 😅

And Bill, you’re sure he’s the biggest culprit of all. He saw you and Cole together, and that man just didn’t know how to let things go.

If Bill is a Scorpio… 😫😫😫

Why don’t you and I go ride through the mountains,

Lmao I’d be like oh is that where u dug the shallow grave I’m going to be dumped in after u murder me??? Huh??? 💀

“No need to change. We can go to the next town over, grab a bite to eat.”

NEVER GO TO A SECOND LOCATION. ALWAYS MEET IN PUBLIC SPACES. DONT GET IN THE CAR. ⚠️⚠️⚠️

“Thank you for not lying to me,”

Am I oversensitive, or is this kind of like an underhanded way of saying to someone that u thought they were going to lie lmao

But come on, let’s get going. And don’t growl at me when I deny you something, understand?

He doesn’t even say this shit to Loretta 😭 I hate it when ppl boss me around, like go play Civ VI if you want to be in control of the world sheesh😒

I’m giving you a kindness by breaking you in,”

Ok dude, the only things that need to be broken in are like, idk horses? And doc martens

He seriously was the most handsome man you had ever seen.

Idk, give it a couple decades and Alexander Hamilton will prob be that guy

Look at this old $10 bill

Compare to the newer 2006 bill:

This man got a glow up right???

the jaw is more square and defined

his slight double chin is gone, and now he has a slight dimple

he has fewer wrinkles, smoother skin

Is that some light CONTOURING I see along the cheekbones and around the temple area??

“You’re going to make your grandpa proud when you create your own apple tree. You could call it the peachy sweets,”

Dude is no Don Draper that’s for sure 🙄 even Pete Campbell could come up with something better than that and he thought they would market cigarettes to Americans with a deathwish lol

You stare horrified as the swinging bridge comes into view.

Omg it’s one of those like Indiana Jones bridges 😬

Cole lets you rest against him, as he drives off to a secluded clearing in the woods.

My brain: *cough*dumpsite for the bodies *cough*

“Yes, I’ve got pot, but I was thinking edibles for you.”

I’m going to respectfully disagree here. I feel like edibles are harder to correctly dose and u feel like nothing for 30-45 min and then it hits u like a train. Plus they stay in your system for a loooot longer so if u don’t like it you’re stuck like that for a few hours lol.

I mean only fuck with edibles haha but mainly bc I don’t like the pot smell and also it helps me zonk out.

But idk if she’s actually smoked before like sure have a bite of a pot brownie 🤷‍♀️

“That sweet little bean is your clit,”

Wait so she never had a sex-ed class or anything??

“Like that, but so much better. That feeling you felt? Your orgasm, it’s higher. Everything can be stimulated.

Idk, something about him mansplaining sex is weird to me it just makes me uncomfortable lol bc now she like relies on him for information lol 😖

I do need to smoke. You want to try, or you want me to get you a gummy?”

Lmao is he a walking dispensary? He just carries that shit around with him? Like even if it’s in his truck, I wouldn’t leave weed gummies in a hot ass vehicle unless he’s trying to make them less potent or something 😫

He comes back, the joint already between his lips, as he lights it up.

Sativa? Indica? Hybrid? What are we working with here

“I said you can hump your pillow.”

….Have u seen the movie “Secretary” with Maggie Gyllenhaal? This is totally the part where her boss gets off on controlling her and is like “ok for dinner u can have exactly 3 peas, 1 scoop of mashed potatoes and unlimited ice cream” lol

Letting your abused cunt brush up against his belt buckle

Me: totally hygienic. People probably polish and sanitize the hardware on their belts regularly. No problems here 🫠🫠🫠

Omg this chapter was very spicy I feel like I became an emotionally stronger and more resilient person after reading this. 🙃

(Idk if this is weird but one reason why I like reading fics is to become less uncomfortable with the idea of physical intimacy lol. I have no problem plunging my hands guts deep in some lab specimen but I’ll get major heebie jeebies if two people hold hands skin to skin no gloves… like do u know how many creases and nooks and crannies there are on your palm and in btwn your fingers 😬 But I also enjoy stuff with descriptive imagery and character nuance bc it’s like having a little life raft to cling to in the scary smutty waters lol. If I get overwhelmed I can just focus on the plot for a sec or a non-sexual character interaction, or the implications of someone’s zodiac sign 😅)

Stained Like Georgia Clay, Part 4

Summary:  Cole takes you out to the middle of nowhere

Pairings:  Cole Turner X Reader

Rating:  explicit

Warnings:  explicit language, explicit sexual content, teasing, a bit of thigh riding (If you squint), ab riding, mutual fingering, squirting, 18+ ONLY

Word Count:  5K

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[dwter]

What do u think the big dsmp update is i think itl be something like a memory wipe or so idk idk what else it could be unless its like some big fight but ik cdream has something planned and lots of people on the server kinda like him ish (remmeber the line "everyones gonna think i changed while i make ur life a living hell") i think maybe wel get that also in dre and wilburs reddit post they make the point of cdream tormenting ctommy by bring back cwil clear 🤔

this shit is so long brah im so sorry but IM SO GLAD IVE FINALLY WRITTEN EVERYTHING IVE WANTED DOWN 😭🌟 ok click for my. Thoughts 🙌🏽

if its a memory wipe im killing myself Hope that helps BUT i also have a few reasons why i dont think it will be. a) i dont think the smp would be as enthusiastic as they seem to be for whatever dream has planned if it was a memory wipe. we can look at it from a passion/sentimentality point of “they care too much abt what theyve already put into the story/developing their characters” but even from a logic standpoint it makes no sense. no one on that server that very few ppl have motivation for would suddenly become excited at the idea of having to “start fresh” but not even genuinely start fresh as theyd still have to adhere to whats around them. plus having to remake dynamics that were heavily cc-based anyways takes so much effort specifically bc they would be different from the original lore which was build on, again, the ccs actual dynamics that evolved over time. i just dont see the ccs, esp someone like tommy for instance who has said hes excited for what dream has planned, to be motivated by any form of a memory wipe.

b) i feel like dream (cc) sees and understands the value in the dynamics that currently exist in the smp and wouldnt change and discard them to that extent, both as a storyteller/lorehead but also career/retention-wise. do i see him creating an event that fucks up/twists/moves around the dynamics? absolutely. completely amnesia tho? no. hes a smart guy and one of the people most invested in the lore (and probably the lore-based community as a result) he KNOWS what ppl like and what keeps them here and there no way he doesnt see the personalities, histories and evolved dynamics as what does that, at least partially

c) it would be too much work + wouldnt make people log on a lot or in massive crowds. usually what makes ppl log on both in large amounts and consistently is 1. a set goal/focus 2. knowing other ppl are on 3. being able to do what makes them comfortable. 1 and 2 are self explanatory but with 3 i mean that ppl who dont want to do lore/dont enjoy doing heavy intense lore where they have to be in character all the time would not like or be comfortable with a memory wipe where they have to pretend and stick to that basically the whole time, esp if they cant rmr each other. imagine someone like tubbo for instance wanting to slip into casualness and just play and half talk to chat half be involved and slipping up about the memory stuff and getting frustrated like thats super real. amnesia would be terrible for morale and is just too much investment for a ton of them and wouldnt motivate ppl to log on (at least in the long run)

ok now that ive explained myself about this: what do i think it could be

i am a huge believer in the apocalypse theory/things similar. it would be a perfect ripple in the dynamics currently set without damaging, eroding or erasing them. it also would be able to give a goal/focus for the ccs which is one of the biggest motivators for ppl logging on which is also part another motivator which is literally just ppl being there when u log on/logging on with u. and it also lets ppl interact with lore and intensely or casually as they want as there is nothing they have to commit to the whole time or force them to go in and out of “lore mode” awkwardly. they can do whatever they want and say whatever they want, it is just up to them how in character they want to be and they can hang out and be with whoever fits their vibes the best in that sense, or go back and forth.

it just does what the reboot/update SHOULD do: give purpose in playing again, refresh whats already there, make things less ridged, let ppl start fresh without actually starting fresh and most importantly: LETS PPL HAVE FUN! and whether fun is lore breathing into a mic for an hour or a chill mining stream to prepare for whatever the apocalypse has caused/is or just fucking with your friends—this specific kind of reboot lets all of those co-exist if they want it to.

as for ur ideas: in my heart of hearts i dont want to believe it but the “im going to make ur life a living hell etc” line seems to be referencing the boy who cried wolf plot which is. Dead in the ground i fear <- says through gritted teeth. i would LOVEEEEEE if that line became important again but i just feel like all its implications have kind of been abandoned, at least what they used to be. and about ppl mostly liking cdream hmmm ….. i dont know how much that will play a role if things got rebooted, especially regarding ctommy. i dont think anything like final disc finale but with cdream and ctommys role reversed will happen. no one/not enough ppl on the server is cdreampilled OR ctommynegpilled enough for anything like that. plus a big fight wouldnt cause this much excitement (although i do wonder if the revamp is partially pvp based bc with how excited cctommy sounded about it, it definitely could be. thats something he rly enjoys and likes about minecraft and dsmp like he mentioned it in the tribute video (like the battles he had with dream being his fav)). that last point IS interesting tho hmmm ….. maybe it was just stating a fact rather than it being foreshadowing? although cdream hasnt used cwilbur enough as leverage for me to think theyre done/didnt have anything else planned for that. either way tho, im not sure how much that involves the update since i think for it to make EVERYONE excited, it has to be something that involves the entire smp/affects it all/everyone, not just the big three

ANYWAYS thank u for reading all my rambles and thoughts if u made it this far anonnie or anyone else. i feel at peace now. mind body and soul. all at ease. 😊❤️

[ironicorange]

Pssssst

Not to fuel merch addiction but White Rabbit Express is a good shipping proxy to buy stuff from Japan (and it ships to the Philippines :D) It’s pretty straightforward imo, and they recommend sites to look at for merchandise (Agreeing with Surugaya anon when they say use the domestic site with a proxy, because Surugaya is pretty low-cost, and I would also recommend Mercari JP) https://www.whiterabbitexpress.com

Goods Republic is a good shop to buy directly from, because of their free worldwide shipping, but personally I find their prices on items a bit expensive 🤔 I’ve never used it, but if I did I would probably only use it for like, one or two items if it’s cheaper than getting it with a proxy

Other than that, I’m not quite sure of where else JPN Hetalia merch would be sold; probably on sites like Amazon and Ebay, but personally wouldn’t recommend those two (mostly because prices are usually jacked up) unless you really want something you can’t find elsewhere

Hope this helps!!! (I have a merch collecting habit for a different gijinka series that is basically an unturned stone to audiences outside of Japan, so I know my way around buying stuff from there since I can’t find anything for it where I live lol, so feel free to ask questions about Hetalia merch if you’d like!!)

i love you and i owe u my life...

[oreosmama]

Hey! I would like to request yandere garou from opm hcs or scenario whichever you feel comfortable doing, if your not taking request right now you can just ignore this. I love your garou x Reader stories btw.

(Soft) Yandere Garou Headcanons 

*GIF not mine*

A/N: I’m glad you like them! Also, b r u h, tysm for this request bc ugh, I forgot how much of a babe Garou is. Honestly, I could talk about this boy for hours bc he’s so friggin’ 🥵 (aka this shit’s a lil long). Hope you enjoy! (Side note: It’s a lil more fluffy than anything. Lemme know if you want something darker 😐)

Word count: 1280

He’s definitely a stalker. 

I mean, what else can he be? He’s the feared Hero Hunter, how the hell is he gonna attract you straight up?

Speaking of, this means he totally kidnaps you. You’re, honest to God, terrified of this mf. 

“Please don’t kill me.”

“Angel, I would never. You don’t have to be afraid of me.”

Angel

(Side note: any and every guy you’ve ever talked to and/or are close with have mysteriously disappeared for some reason… I wonder why🤔)

He’s addicted to you in almost a childlike way (bc mind you, this fucker’s 18💀)

He’s always looking to please you while you’re locked in his home, since he’s gotta convince you to fall in love with him. Sadly… he’s got like zero experience in that arena.

Aka he won’t touch you often, not unless you explicitly state that you want it, and his idea of romance is just loading you up with gifts. 

Garou loves spoiling you, but I’m gonna be upfront when I say he likes seeing things that claim you as his. 

Deadass, he threatened a jewelry store into making you a necklace with his name on it. (Ofc he makes you wear it, but the only “punishment” you get for not wearing it is him putting it on you anyway while you’re distracted)

Though his main priority is becoming strong, Garou begins to realize that he’s losing will to become strong for himself. Now, he wants to become stronger for you. 

There were a couple times where he almost got his ass reamed by some Class S heroes, but that only made him realize that there are dangers out there he might not be able to protect you from. 

Sometimes you’re just sitting in the abandoned barn Garou hides out in and you can hear him training. Groans and grunts level 100 😳

In all seriousness though, Garou definitely treats you with utmost respect. He understands that you might not like him because he kidnapped you and forced you to stay with him. There are times where you scream and smack at him, and of course deep down he’s hurt, but he would never retaliate. 

Everytime he comes home, it’s always the same greeting. 

“I’m home, angel!”

“Go to hell, asshole!”

Eventually-- eventually-- you start to warm up to him, though, and Garou can see it. He’s an extremely observant person; he notices all your ticks and can read your face like a book, so he can easily tell when you’re starting to… well, at least not hate him as much.

For example, his heart almost burst with joy when one day you almost smiled at the sight of him. He came home from tracking down and researching more heroes to see you staring at your newest gift: a collection of your favorite books from before you were kidnapped. (He had gone to your old home and taken your bookshelf). 

“Hey, angel, do you like it?” he asks excitedly.

Your mouth twitches, and he waits and waits for more, but that’s all he gets. “Yes. Thank you, Garou.”

He went to bed with the biggest grin on his face that night. 

While we’re on the subject, I should note that he doesn’t make you sleep with him. Like I said earlier, he’s not great with romance, and he definitely knows he doesn’t wanna force himself on you and have you hate him forever. 

Garou wants you to fill the hole in his heart. He’s got no family or friends, but he knows he doesn’t need them as long as he has you. He wants you to love him unconditionally, like he never was as a child. 

All righty, let’s hop to it. 

So. Months after he’s taken you, you finally feel yourself falling for him, and seeing how lovingly he treats you, you don’t exactly resist. 

Once again, you’re just sitting in the barn, waiting for him to come home, and when he does, you jump him. 

One small kiss, then he stares at you in surprise. Then another, longer kiss, passionate and filled with want. Then another. Then another. All the way until… 😳 (see “when you hear this mf train” for more info😏)

Ok y’all, don’t get pissy at me, but *cough* breeding kink *cough*

Honestly! You can’t tell me this guy isn’t gonna want kids as soon as he finds his darling.

Can, like, can y’all just humor me for a sec? Okay.

Imagine this: Tareo babysits your kids when he’s older 😌

Akneeways, after he feels like you’ve fallen for him enough that he can trust you, he’ll take you outside. 

(One time, a guy accidentally bumped into you on the street but didn’t apologize. You held Garou back from beating the shit out of him at the time, telling him “it’s fine, it’s fine, I’m okay.” Later, however, Garou comes home with blood splatters in his hair.) 

At one point, he brings you along to meet Tareo. Ofc the boy talks smack, like “Wow, your gf’s as old as you” or “how does someone so pretty fall for your ugly mug.” 

Tbh, you thought Garou was gonna explode on his ass, but your heart warms at the sound of Garou’s snicker and the sight of him ruffling the boy’s hair teasingly. “Shut it, you little runt.” 

Now, Garou’s told you he loved you countless times at this point. He often tells you he loves you before y’all go to sleep, and he even used to do that before you slept in the same bed as him, back when you hated him. But in this moment, it’s the first time that you’ve ever felt something akin to love while watching him. (His face and voice didn’t exactly show it, but there was a sparkle in Garou’s eyes that told you he was excited for you and Tareo to meet.)

And now, it’s time for a lil story. Once again, Garou’s only 18, but it’s questionable whether he even went to high school. Keep that in mind. 

Blood was everywhere. 

Garou had only just woken up to find you, still sleeping with the red liquid slowly pooling around you. 

Oh God.

“YN!” Garou shouts in alarm. 

“Mm, what?” you groan, annoyance tinging your tone at the sudden awakening. 

“YOU’RE BLEEDING!”

“What?” You glance down while Garou jumps out of bed, dashing from the room before returning just as swiftly with his homemade first aid kit. 

“Oh. Garou, it’s fine-”

“JUST STAY AWAKE YN, KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN!”

Your eyebrow twitches in irritation and you squeal when he rips the sheets right off your bare form. With trembling fingers, he prods at your thighs, searching for the wound.

“WHERE’S IT COMING FROM?!”

“There’s no wound.”

“WHERE IS IT?!”

Finally, you smack his hands away and clamber out of bed, hobbling over to the bathroom while clenching your thighs together. 

“I’m on my period, dumbass.” 

As soon as the door shuts behind you, Garou scratches his head. “What’s a period?”

So yes, although Garou loves you deeply and has the body of a Greek god, you have to keep reminding yourself that he kinda dropped out of school just to beat up heroes. It’s okay, you have plenty of time to teach him the ropes of being with you because you’re not going anywhere anytime soon.

[suga-kookiemonster]

BTS Tag Game

this is so late bc i’ve been busy all week 😭 but i was tagged by @bang-tan-fan!! thanks for thinking of me, babe 😘

1. First BTS song?

baepsae 😭 youtube said pssst. hey. don’t you wanna look at this kpop dance practice video?? and i said i mean. i guess?🤔 and now here we are today, YA GIRL WAS SET UP 😤

2. First bias?

namjoon...my april may joon...my joonbug 😭😍😍 

3. Current bias?

...do i even have to answer this question LMAO it’s taehyung and lowkey still namjoon

4. Put the members in order of you bias list.

↳ Taehyung

↳ Namjoon

↳ Jimin/Yoongi

↳ everybody else bc we don’t play favorites in this house, unless taehyung is an option, in which case taehyung is always my favorite 💁🏽‍♀️

5. Favorite BTS Song?

i honestly can’t pick one, omg. i want to say baepsae, but that’s not the complete truth--the answer is also let me know, and also spring day, and also 2! 3!, and also sea, and also go go, and lowkey mic drop, and also the entirety of ly: tear (a true masterpiece 😩)

6. Favorite BTS song that is underrated?

134340 or tomorrow, i will literally fight all of you!!!! 👊🏾💪🏾😤

7. Favorite song of Wings?

2! 3!; i honestly tear up every time lmaoooo, screaming in my car like GWAECHANHA, JA HANA DUL SET HAMYEON IJEOOOO~😭

8. Favorite song of LY Her, Tear and Answer?

chileeeeee

her: either go go or her, they’re both BOPS tear: THIS ONE’S SO HARD uhhhhh...either ms. singularity or anpanman or outro: tear biiiiiitch 😭 answer: answer is just a compilation album, so looking at the original tracks, i think i’ll have to go with idol. or mic drop (full length with dance breaks), god bless

9. Favorite music video?

this is wayyyyy too hard omg. but i���m gonna say not today, because that’s when i realized that taehyung was not fucking around and was ready to claim my heart and my p*ssy 😷 very closely followed by mic drop and ms. singularity, omg

10. Favorite dancer?

jimin 😭😭😭😭😭😭 i could honest to god watch jimin dance all day, he’s just so fluid and graceful and it’s like he tells a story, guys, i love jimin, i wanna date him but i’m scared 😭😭😭

11. Favorite vocalist?

taehyung, and i’m right to think so, 🗣NEXT QUESTION🗣

12. Favorite rapper?

ok, i literally can’t answer this 🤷🏽‍♀️ it honestly depends on the mood i’m in. am i trying to get lit? HOSEOK. do i want to be an intellectual and dig deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper into the meaning of the lyrics? NAMJOON. do i just want to be speechless and stomped on by pure technical skill? YOONGI.

13. Favorite hair color for each member?

YIKES ok, let’s try this 😰

↳ Jungkook: black, no question. he looks best with dark hair 💁🏽‍♀️ so dark brown can also work but...black 🤤

↳ Taehyung: idk, tae rocks literally whatever he does. i do kind of favor him with lighter color hair tho, because it brings out the melanin in his skin 😩so i guess i’ll say ash blond/light brown. but platinum blond and red are really something, huh 🤢

↳ Jimin: BLACK. sorry, i don’t think you heard me: 🗣🗣🗣BLACK🗣🗣🗣  black-haired chim is peak chim and can have literally whatever he wants from me, he DANGEROUS

↳ Namjoon: i personally really like silver joon, lord have mercy 😭

↳ Hoseok: uhhhhhhh...RED

↳ Yoongi: MINT GREEN, thank u for coming to my ted talk 😌i’m also partial to platinum blond. but yoongi can literally pull off whatever he wants, there must be something in that daegu water 

↳ Jin: i like black-haired jin, but blond jin is A Lot

14. Favorite choreography?

baepsae, fire, or not today!!

15. Favorite ships?

i don’t ship lol. but my favorite platonic situations are definitely:

vmin (CAN YOU SAY FRIENDSHIP GOALS?? SOULMATES???? 😭😭😭 i have no friends omg)

vmon (they are so cute, they really understand and respect each other, i’m not crying, you’re crying 😭) 

sope (opposites attract??? FUCK YEAH, bring yoongi out of his shell, chill hoseok out!!)

16. next?

uhhhhh i’m gonna tag @bendthekneetobangtan, @underthejoon, @jungxk, @gimmesumsuga, @hobiwonder, @cherrynochu  and whoever else wants to do this!! only if you want to, babes 💖

[red-dyed-sarumane]

welcome to todays unnecessarily long post we're discussing new hiiragima (canon)

going to start with what i read in the yt comments while i was looking for someone to decipher the text

the color is orange! not blue! important detail i think. people were saying its like in oumen the sun setting on the world. i think that checks out

second! all of the katakana title songs so far are spelling out the amakakeru fractals mentioned in aru sekai! if thats true we can expect ke, ru, maybe fu(フ), ra, ku, ta, another ru? songs in the future along with fuu(封), mei, juu, mou, & ei like the headings in aru sekai

speaking of the text in this song! its this

it looks like when u try to use jpn when ur computers in the wrong locale. idk how to go about decoding it but if anyone does im begging u. ive considered maybe its reused text from other songs to link them together more but i dont have any real proof & in all other cases songs that had reused text also had its own text to go along with it so we're missing out on a bit here. sad.

so onto hiiragima is a language genius im just going to go in order of the lyrics

the first word they use for balance is different from the rest. the first line "kowareta tenbin(balance) no kankakukei aru sekai de!" vs the chorus "kowashita kinkou(balance) no sankakukei wasurenaide!" tenbin being more of a measure of balance (say scales, poles, that type?) where kinkou is more just. the sense of balance. (its a very negligible difference theyre both just balance really. as u can guess from hiimagu switching the pronunciation from the kanji reading to literally baransu/balance) tenbin also has 天 in it which is absolutely on purpose & a way to link back to oumen mokushiroku with the whole heavenly take & an angel as the character in that song. if u really want to get particular the first kowareta uses 毀れた and then they use 壊した after. essentially theres no difference between 毀 & 壊 but im not a native jpn speaker so idk if theres a slight connotation difference im missing out on or if its hiimagu trying to be cool/subtly telling us the destruction is slightly different between the two cases.

they like using 唖々 instead of 嗚呼 for ah for this series- they use the second or ああ or just ah for songs not in the series- at least since marshall maximizer. ive seen someones else translate it as caw caw like a bird which isnt incorect but given how they play with words i dont think they literally mean a bird's call its probably closer to comparing the cries & complaints of the group in the series to the squabbling of birds, a chatter or call you dont really pay attention to. there is a bird mentioned later in canon! but again i dont think its an actual bird just a metaphor. i could be wrong

someone in yt comments was like "idk what kudanneeya means but im going to start using it". i could be wrong but im pretty sure its like how people say tsumannee for tsumannai/tsumaranai its a very informal kudaranai

the word they use for mutant is 有象無象 which is like a mass/mob of people. another metaphor i think for referring to the rest of the team this person is (was) working with. very interested in how this person got kicked out. (unless. since they very clearly disagree with whats happening. the conflict was them trying to stop everyone else & then leaving so it technically wouldnt be their fault🤔)

the bird thing! the bird mentioned is a hill myna. apparently theyre capable of mimicking human speech so possible there is an actual bird that betrayed them but i think its more likely they said something they didnt want repeated (from how the songs going i would guess they found a new way to try but they alone realize trying is hurting them not helping & everyone else is too caught up in "maybe this next attempt will work" to listen to reason) and the other person repeated it to the rest of the group so instead of everyone finally stopping they have a new way to continue and thus a betrayal to what they wanted.

they swap the pronunciation of 計器 (keiki) to meter. no real hidden meaning they both are a meter/gauge of measurement hiiragima just wanted to have fun i guess

getting into it "hiraita garasu no taikakukei matsu sekai de!" as a kyuuyaku hankagai fan i love seeing hiraita return as a lyric. i believe its connecting maybe kyuuyaku if u wanna stretch like that but mainly oumen mokushiroku here what with the stained glass windows that had all those pretty patterns swirling through it. i thought that was just the design to look cool but this song has me thinking those are cracks or an attempt at sealing cracks in the glass. whether the waiting world is the divine realm where the oumen angel is or that world they want to save idk. maybe they intend for one and are getting the other. either way it goes on they break the glass & it seems like nothing happened so they keep trying. little did they know breaking the glass is also ruining their chances. i think this is also why the windows in unplanned apoptosis are broken and devoid of light. (both apoptosis chara and canon chara are very loud about not liking whats going on although apoptosis is more self preservation mode and canon is more exhausted)

it then goes onto say about a triangle of balance & my guess on this is its the 3 worlds. the one where they're trying so hard, that world itself, and the heavens or whatever we want to call it where the oumen angel is. by trying so hard to break into another world, theyre literally breaking it & ruining the balance they need to survive. to some extent they realize this since they say "we lost it" but then they get right back into it.

i just need to point out "'daremo gisei ni nanka naranai' sonna risou ni sugatteshimatta"('no one will be a sacrifice or anything like it' i had clung to such ideals) yeah my dude. bc theres so many characters in this series that are alive. literally every character is a casualty (as far as i know). congrats canon chara! ur next! i just think this is funny in a very tragic way. they meant well but they lost everyone. good job team

途絶えた堕落の終身刑 咲く眩暈で/ 断つ結界A BLUFF/ 「——何が変わった？」/ 何度繰り返しても——

The life sentence for the end of depravity, the vertigo that bloomed from it/ Broken boundaries are A Bluff/ "——Did anything change?"/ Repeat it however many times it takes—

this in particular. depravity being the extent to which they fell trying to succeed & they die for it. the twisted feeling that causes when they Realized. the bluff being a false hope. they think they get through finally yet that just destroyed what could possibly help them. and even then. Even Then. they still struggle forward. they still refuse to give up. i feel things for this part in particular. its so hopeless especially how theyre going for it. yet they keep going willing to throw themselves away for a chance. its a very bitter sad.

and finally. the fact in the very beginning this chara knew what was coming. knew it was time to stop. kept trying to stop. "don't say goodbye" and yet. the second to last line is "goodbye". they couldnt change anything. it all just keeps going the same. and then the nami no ne wo melody RIGHT after the goodbye. ugh. makes u feel things

[namisuki]

Why does art have to be this way? THE RAPE OF WHAT

.. THIS IS WORSE THAN RAPE OF NANJING. yo. This is the only time that this will come out of my mouth but some piece of so called art is trash. There. Foul mouth I said it. I saw so many beautiful art in Beijing.. 798..i.. Miss it! I wish I could upload it on IG or somewhere else because they deserve to be seen.. And I am "entitled"lol. To see it for myself too. Haha. It's funny. Why do we post things on if anyways?! FOR me it's just a way of expressing how I really feel about a certain event or situation.. But it changes with time. U see. I like photo galleries too.. Hmm. I might just let it fall like lawine? Avalanche again. Sigh! My heart feels freer again.. But.. Idk.. My heart is still a bit achy and my skin is dry.. Because I'm thirsty (not that one) so I need some more water. Thanks. I need to start writing in my bulletjournal more.. And. Uh. Clean my gallery. Phone gallery space space space is dying aaaaaahhh. Save meer... 👽🛸🧳📴🌴🇺🇸🌞 I want to go to the other side too. Hmm. I had so many opportunities but I let it slip like my slippers because I was afraid of what I can do in this life time. Does this sound weird? Probably not... Because it is something all human beings go through but.. Yeah.. Anyways.. Whaaa.

I need to talk to the therapist? Nah maybe skip this line for now because I know it is crucial to be helped if I can't save my own mental chatter right? 🥺🤢😵😬🤯🤪 But what if this is not wrong at all and these dialogues (chatter) just serve as mirrors for reflecting on who we truly are in the inside? Namely not this chatter. Duh. U know what's funny. I never liked to talk irl.. Hm.. Ok. Maybe I do but I never loved smalltalks? Haha. Unless it is needed because.. Some... Times.. Actually most of the time... Speech is nothing if it is not well-guarded. So I need to shut my mouth now and return to who I am truly... Before I got.. Contaminated by my own greed for some level of "fame" on anti-social media platform. 😂. Because. Who cares. Lol. I cared. I thought I was doing something amazing in terms of helping people but I drowned myself and it's not a pretty picture 🏄‍♂️🏄‍♀️🏊‍♀️🏊‍♂️🚣‍♂️🏊‍♀️🏊‍♂️🏊‍♀️ teehee! Actually do whatever u want and I will do whatever I want! That's the kind of free we all need, 😊😊😊🤝😆😆💬0h man, u talk so much.. 😉😉💬 Seizure. I love you. I actually don't know why I do these things because normally I couldn't care less about this*insert curse word*at all before that *curse word* happened and I am truly just a sensitive soul just like anyone else.. More than I can admit. And more than anyone else out there that is trying to be strong willing to admit either (' ; sooo let me chase after my dreams of being able to use my voice for more than vomiting my mental emotional and spiritual? Chatter again! Yeshueayeua! I miss my soft mornings.. Wallowing into my soft dirty pillow.. Eeeew. 😂.... I just want to hear the birds chirp again and I feel safe in its presence trying to dive into my personal space like that is not good! 🎤🐰🎭🐱🤝🐻👂👂👂👂👂👁️👃👁️👂👂👂👂🎵🎶🎶

@.. Aaaaa.. But only one person can come through this bubble without my permission.. Idk who allowed him to give him this decree but hey. ERIC u are the man. 😂🤣🤣. I'm an embarrassment to this world and the sharks should eat me.. So eat me now. 🦈🦈🦈💸💸💸. Ok. I need to Staaaawp 😂😂😂😅😅😗😗😙😚🤗😆☺️😆😘😊😒☹️🙁😖😞😰😱🤪😰🤒😡🤯... Eh

🤪😕🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃😶😐😚😍😘😁😅😀🤕😥🤭☹️ I'm tired. All I want is a soulmate hanging unto every word I say but even my own soul gets tired of my lack of substance. P. S. I don't love alcohol but I used to like the taste of Malibu & baileys because of the exotic flavours but only if it is "mixed" with 🍊🥛😊😊😊😚🤗🤔😍😆😍.. Aha. OK. Why am I sharing so much? Idk. I just want a free world. Free the world of its stupid conventions without deteriorating our morals s'il vous plaît! 🥕🌽🌶️🥒🥬🥦🥨🥗🌯🍼🥛🍯.. P. S. The only reason I liked those mock tails was because of the fruits. Fruity flavour but hey. The prices are overrated but I should start adopting a more wholesome and.. How do they call it... Idk just the right way of viewing money & relationships. Do they go well together

Some couples do. Some don't. I fall in.. Neither. Nam single aaahh hahahaha and ready to 👴🤝👵💬 Let's play bingo until the day we die..? No.. We have more important things to do

. Save the world 🌐from its malnourished minerals perhaps? ☮️🎶🗾🧭

My compass will lead me somewhere to Asia. Someday. But somehow. It's calling me to stay in Euphoria /🇪🇺/Europe first before I go to..Do a bunch of things on my laundry-like list so I can finally plan my way ahead towards the wild wild west...🏁 🤠🐴🐎🏇🏜️

With my Nampyeonie! Haha. Or maybe without. Hmm. Whatever. I say.. But actually I can feel it in my waters.. It's tickling my feet.. It's going to happen

😗😉😉😉😆😊... 🐾🐱🤗🐻👣👈 U can tickle mine.. Sure. Ok... Anyways. I have to stop revealing all my secrets. Because my biggest secret is that I have none.. Maybe. None. 😐😑😶🙄🤨🤔😏😣.. Hehe. 😸.. I want a cat on my lap. A dog or puppy in between my.. What... The duck.. 🦆.. Hahaha. Ok. U know what's weird. It's not me being dirty it's the connotations that comes with certain way of wording things u know...? 🤔😑😪👉I hate this dude, 🤤 this 💩needs to go.. Jk.. 😋 This is also..hmm. A bit better but idk... 😝😜😛😛😛😛😛 This looks better. Jk. 👈😢

I should stop judging & start living my own life. Who cares what others do? Well.. Not me apparently so I should start caring more. I swear this whole event got my real self dying. But.. It got saved by Mr. Nam's Euphoria & BTS's 🐰🐇🍪. Hmm. I want to feel like a "lady" again. Can I say this? U make me feel this way ^_^(^o^)(^_-)... Haha. Almost 9 am

I'm out

The Rape of the Sabine Women, 1583, by Giambologna (1529-1608)