#unless i’m just dumb

[homefryboy]

sometimes I wonder how many dark moments / dirty joke cartoon compilations / etc it’s gonna take before ppl stop asking “HOW TF DID THEY GET AWAY WITH THIS”

like bro, have u not realized by now that media censorship is an inconsistent mess where nothing matters? Did y’all learn nothing from 4kids, there’s no logic worth questioning

[eddiesgay]

what pisses me off the most about the gerrard bomb at the end of season 7 (outside the fact i just really don’t want my babies hen and chim to have to go through being around That man again) is that he was REMOVED from the 118 largely because of his actions towards hen, and after the 118 has just received medals (and are just generally shown to be pretty well respected house), you’re telling me that they’re going to have him as acting captain ? makes no fucking sense to ME

[reamed]

can someone plz cry with me

[vic-does-battlecats]

I’ve seen several things about how Moonpaw has to be a Nightsun kit because of her name being a mix of both of theirs. At first I thought to myself ‘that’s a funny reason. The cats don’t really name their kids like that. Nightsun wouldn’t do that.’ And then I thought about it for a few seconds and came to the conclusion.. No, they definitely would. These two are sappiest most insufferably romantic couple in the series. Cats have to tell them to stop staring at each other. Breezepelt of all people is all ‘STOP TALKING LOVEYDOVEY IN PUBLIC’. They’d do something stupid like this. Thunderclan would collectively sigh and try and move on with their lives after

Drew this on paper and colored digitally for the funnies

[doctorsiren]

omfg I can’t believe for 7 years of my life, I believed Reigen was his first name and Arataka his last

nobody talk to me, I learned the truth yesterday and I’m still not over it

[michaelnotwheeler]

LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK THEYRE SO PRETTY AHSJODKANNSNAKKAKK

+ og ponyboy and johnny’s reaction

[cerealforkart]

The day before new episodes is always the worst

Not because I’m itching to listen to the new episode, I regret to inform that when I say I care about this podcast a normal amount I’m being honest. But there’s a kind of eugh… I don’t really want to draw manga pages this week… that I always get before episodes come out

It goes away once I actually listen to the episode and start working but the day before always sucks

[stergeon]

say it

Byleth makes Edelgard say swear words.

(~350 words; too stupid to post on ao3)

“‘Shit.’”

“Grotesque.”

“Give it a try.”

“… Shit.”

“Very good. ‘Ass.’”

“That one is easier. I’ve said it before.”

“Then why don’t you say it now?”

“I… er…”

“If it’s so easy, then do it.”

“… Ass.”

“Excellent.”

“Don’t mock me.”

“How about this one? ‘Cunt.’”

“Wh—I actually, um, don’t know what that means.”

“You don’t know ‘cunt’?”

“I don’t know what to tell you, Byleth, it’s simply not in my lexicon.”

“It means va—”

“All right, I understand. The gesture was absolutely unnecessary. I’m astounded at how many words there seem to be for the same thing.”

“If you think that’s bad, you won’t believe how many there are for pe—”

“Well, this has been a fun exercise and hopefully a source of great amusement to you, but I think I’m finished.”

“Wait, wait.”

“No.”

“One more, one more.”

“Mm, no. I don’t think so.”

“Please?”

“… You know it’s not fair of you to give me those eyes.”

“Is that a yes?”

“All right. All right. One more.”

“Yesssss. ‘Fuck.’”

“Byleth!”

“What?! You said one more, and that’s the one to say.”

“I’m—I am not—”

“Please?”

“You can’t pull the same maneuver twice in a minute and expect to succeed. That’s poor strategy.”

“Is it working?”

“… Regrettably, it is.”

“Then it seems like a good strategy to me. Just say it. ‘Fuck.’ It’s easy.”

“It most certainly is not!”

“Try it. Say ‘fuck.’”

“… Fuck.”

“Oh, that’s rich. That’s very good.”

“Are you quite satisfied?”

“Nearly. Now use it in a sentence.”

“Byleth.”

“I’ll give you one. It’ll be easy.”

“I did not—and do not—agree to this!”

“Just repeat after me.”

“No!”

“Say, ‘Byleth, I want you to fuck me.’”

“… Oh.”

“Go on, El. You can do it.”

“… Byleth, I…”

“Keep going.”

“Byleth, I-I want you to… f-fuck me.”

“Good girl. Wasn’t so hard, was it?”

“Less than I—ah—thought it would be.”

“Mm. Well, you’ve certainly earned a reward, haven’t you?”

“Yes, my teacher. Fuck…”

“Aren’t you a fast learner? I’m impressed.”

“If you don’t shut up and kiss me right now, I’m going to start swearing in earnest.”

“Don’t threaten me with a good time, Your Majesty.”

[collectionofsinglefathers]

Don’t mind me, just gonna be lurking in the Downfall tags to try and figure out which of the betrayers are those NPCs

[ssruis]

you are one of the only things keeping my concept of the characters somewhat canon

thank you

At all times there are 15+ little goblins in my head demanding canon adherence for everything I ever say and anytime I realize I made a mistake (that hasn’t been called out) they’re doing this in my brain

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

should i sleep for a hundred million years or purposefully stop sleeping just to see what happens

[harmonytheme]

I agree with you about what that anon said about people saying their kisses don't look real and passionate. It's casual intimacy and I'm surprised that some people have forgotten that it exists. Their kisses are 100% real. Sometimes I question if we're watching the same show.

People create problems when things are going well because they want something to argue about. It blows my mind that they’re getting this criticism when they’re far more affectionate than any other couple on the show currently. It’s a sign of how healthy their relationship is that they’re always kissing and touching casually!! It doesn’t mean they lack passion or the kisses are fake (the fake kisses thing is so laughable considering how 99.9% of their kisses are fully in view. The directors are just ameteurs, guys! It doesn’t mean they’re not kissing when there’s an over the shoulder shot one time!)

[jellophoid]

I think at a certain point people kind of need to force themselves to have a black character as their favourite in something

[piut0-e]

Percy is stronger than me bc honestly I would have not taken the shit he did gracefully.

[reliquaryofflesh]

Istg I’m gonna be so pissed if this thing reopens when I’m taking a shower