#uniform chatter

[mamawasatesttube]

i just think lois lane should put tim drake in her purse like a little dog. a scrunkly little companion who's even better at picking locks than she is, which is saying something. a nosy little freak after her own heart. the rubber duck she uses when talking her thoughts out loud to put clues together. her coffee gofer. her purse ferret.

[transient-winds]

Them in their summer uniforms,,

[creepyscritches]

Honestly I could go see love lies bleeding again like I would have just sat in the theater and waited for the next screening like garçon, rewind those werewolf biceps and do not skip the vomiting

[eggbagelz]

Changed my mind everyone look at the beautiful lady IMMEDIATELY

[aldoodles]

Solovet designs that have been rattling around my skull for a bit

[nightskylonging]

I started watching Band of Brothers while I work on my sewing project. Mostly @eirianerisdar's doing (you didn't know that, Eirian :P)

I have one problem: I cannot tell any of these men apart.

[braisedhoney]

there are strange aberrations aboard the HIVE, lively as it can be.

(a HIVE short experiment… fic? drabble? does it count as either if it’s not technically fandom based?)

Spaceships feel claustrophobic and vast at the same time. It comes with being modern marvels, impossibly large machines that traverse the stars as easily as airplanes did the sky. It's admittedly a relative feeling even on ordinary vessels.

The HIVE is far from ordinary.

Rooms upon rooms, hallways that twist and turn oddly and doors that should lead places that don't. All of that's well and good enough, but all it takes is one good glance out at the starry depths of the outside to feel miniscule — to realize that space is it's namesake. It's a slippery slope, and usually at least a little existential.

The HIVE lively despite that, though. Shockingly warm in color for a spacefaring vessel, themed like the name was crafted before the construct. Hexagonal wall decor and metal welded to match, all in hues that contrasted the grey uniforms of the crew. The halls are scarcely ever fully empty, especially on the path to communal areas like the kitchens or open living spaces, and theres always at least a few people trudging along to medbay with sheepish smiles and singed collars.

The designated sleeping quarters — the proper ones with each crewmates number stamped on a metal plaque, CR[and so on], not the honeycomb themed nap spaces, nor the various chambers designated for cryosleep — are afforded keycards and locked doors, but some leave theirs open for visitors to come and go. Things become even more chaotic when the ship is scheduled to dock, what with almost everyone excited to disembark and peruse the wares of the local markets before they set off again. Yes, the ship is lively.

But sometimes it feels like it's more than that.

When the lights dim to replicate proper sleeping conditions, sometimes it can be all too easy to push oneself up from bed, bleary-eyed and yawning. To wander out in search of the restroom, or a late snack while in the company of the silent stars. To step, then pause, then recoil as a boot meets something other than the expected metal floor. To hold up a hand and watch in horror as an ink-like substance drips into it, so dark it leaves no room for shadows to be cast within it.

(To look up, and feel your heart stop as pinpricks of blindingly white light pin you where you stand. Watching. Watched.)

It's something to laugh about later. Something to commiserate about — another prank, the others say with sympathy, another failed attempt to say hello — something to dismiss. Terrifying at first, but ultimately harmless. It’s a fact of life aboard the ship; report it to the captain if you like, they add, and they'll take care of it.

It's easiest to open the comms if you need them, if they aren't just walking around—the door to the captain's quarters is locked even during the day, you see, so the comms are the best bet. (Nobody other than the captain even has access to that room anyway.)

Yes, there are strange aberrations aboard the HIVE, lively as it can be. Odd characters out of uniform and out of place, they stand out like sore thumbs. But the captain claps them on the shoulders and seems, if anything, overjoyed to cause them trouble, often chasing them about with tablet and pen in hand. Shouting about being a proud father to someone they could not look less similar to if they tried one minute, laying in a dramatic pose claiming death the next. Always unconcerned with the circumstances of their arrival, treating each one like a strange friend. No matter how much some of them protest the familiar treatment.

With time, the changing doorways and strange new arrivals that disregard the need to board or disembark normally all become routine. A revolving door of new and old faces amidst the sea of warm metallic colors and grey uniforms.

Perhaps the next station they visit will have another market. The stars make for a beautiful view between pit-stops, as long as you don't stare for too long.

If too much time passes, the doors do grow bored of waiting.

[mobgoblin]

made some 🍡🍡🍡🍡🍡 !!!

[edith-is-a-cat]

i personally think that grim's cards feature yuu they are just the one taking the photo so they aren't in it

[youraveragecatastrophe]

There may be a lot of salt and discourse going on in the Miraculous Ladybug fandom, but I've never seen anyone talk about the actual most problematic the show does: giving the impression it's always sunny in Paris

[illusion-master-gus]

some edits of me! :>

[pinkfey]

they r all friends :] (psd used) (inspired by these templates done by @trashwarden 4ever ago!!)

[siphoklansan]

🤔 dunno ya too well yet since we’re new moots but Jamil and Leona cause from what I’ve seen it seems like a funny dynamic 😭😭 plus your sona would look good w em!!!!!!

YEAAGSJHSJBHSB JAMIL AGAIN RAHHHHH YOU SEE THAT JAMIL🤨IT’S MEANT TO BEEEEEEE🗣️‼️‼️ this is exactly why he’d hate me /j BUT YES I think it’ll be a very funny dynamic tbh

I’M GLAD YOU THINK MY PERSONA LOOKS GOOD WITH THEM ARGSHJDHSHDKLEHHS AND THE FACT THAT THESE TWO ARE MY FAVES

[dearthshine]

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[squishosaur]

azul and jamil go thrifting!! its silly!!! they are fashion icons at the thrift store!!!!

-snake anon at the thrift store with a really cool shirt

SO TRUE!! gosh can you imagine. jamil is taking azul to the thrift store for the first time (might exist in the coral sea but there's no clothes there because it is underwater) and she is like "oh, wow, these prices.... there's no way this is possible" and by the time jamil explains how second hand stores work, azul's already trying to figure out how to add one to his business model.

[creepyscritches]

Amigurumi patterns not working w the yarn under then over single stitch sequence are so weird...girl we could have a smooth surface