#unhelpful guide

[shuaflix]

tracking ▸ kim mingyu’s (unhelpful) guide to losing your virginity: 9.4k words

[nothing-notable]

WEEEEEE but I can’t since I don’t got money-WAIT I CAN MAKE MY OWN-WAIT I CAN HOLY SHIT EEEEE I can sew and get fabrics! Idk! 😭😭😭 my mom would immediately say no😭

Maybe sell some stuff? :<

Idk, I just get paid for folding laundry so I have no clue how to actually make money. 😔

[leatherbookmark]

Fuhihimon delivers again ❤ This is a recent-ish MV-based introduction video that also shares a handful of basic facts about each member. Very cute and helpful!

[rawliverandgoronspice]

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I'll be real I think my thing of having a list of fundraisers did nothing and I feel like directly answering asks will eventually be filtered out and I genuinely do not know how to best help those people and it's been weighting on me more and more every single day. I am at loss at what to do in the wake of the momentum mostly dying out, and I find it incredibly distressing from that incredibly privileged safe distance, so I can't even begin to imagine what it must feel like to be the one affected, and clinging to the internet for dear life in a context like this.

[nottoxicfr]

It doesn't happen a lot, but I really like in Arcane fanfiction when Vi does that trope where someone learns a bunch of random skills while they're in prison. She doesn't use it to become a lawyer or an engineer by studying books, but she does read a lot. Maybe she should've used her seven years for that.

After all, she's anticipating that at some point if she gets out, either by release or by escaping, she'll meet up with Powder and they'll have to move on from there. Kill Slico, do whatever, but then she'll need to have some way of making money. So she invests time in picking up skills between solitary confinement and beatings from the guards. Plumbing or architecture, maybe a little bit of the odd chemistry knowledge.

Nothing she picks up is particularly useful to the plot of Arcane, but it's just generally stuff that's believable for Vi to learn in prison. She doesn't have great books, they're all the shitty used books Piltover donates to get rid of, but they're still good for reading. She read books on baking and accounting, so she can do that on a functional level. On a purely theoretical level, she knows how to fly an airship too, because she knew a chatty smuggler who was in for a few years. Vi's read a lot of history books and novels, just because people get rid of those when new editions come out.

At no point does the opportunity to subdue Jinx using her outstanding knowledge of Volumes I-V of "A Runeterra History: Kingdoms, Peoples, and Empires" come up, but if it did- well, let's just say Jinx wouldn't be a problem. She'd also know a lot more about the historical background behind Demacia's current political turmoil, which is good to know just to keep everything all in context.

It's all just stuff that makes Caitlyn or Jinx or whoever say, "Why do you know that?" and Vi says, "Maybe read a book sometime."

[ersatzist]

thinking about how lucy and lockwood's working relationship (in the books) is defined by a couple of things:

- lockwood is a highly effective leader and agent, which lucy deeply admires

- her admiration leads her to want to be friends with him. however lockwood's ability to develop friendships beyond surface level is massively stunted by the level of personal loss he's suffered

- lucy is uniquely talented and her talent drives her to interact with ghosts in new ways which can often resolve hauntings more meaningfully. lockwood doesn't necessarily value this - he values efficiency over innovation, in the name of raising his agency's profile as fast as possible (except for when it suits him, ie is good for publicity)

- lucy's talent is a giant double-edged sword because it involves a certain level of exposure which can be dangerous, and it also makes her vulnerable to manipulation by ghosts (both in terms of her connection to them and her emotional state). lockwood feels responsible for this, and he also doesn't think she's balancing her responsibility as an agent well with what she sees as her responsibility to explore her capabilities (which is fair)

- lucy is susceptible to lockwood's charm, which he is aware of and sometimes uses to get his own way

[atvie]

[aptericia]

ok but am i supposed to vote for claude or ohio. i await your instruction

I actually have not voted yet because I can’t decide which is funnier, so it’s up to you 😁 If it helps, the person I reblogged from said to vote Ohio because they want Claude to lose

[amourcheol]

heyyy its mee againn😭👋🏻... ik i might sound annoying for spamming your inbox but i had to check the title for another fic i read so here I am again... but its the mingyu fic- unhelpful guide to loosing your virginity😏

that was omggg so tensee but soo well thought out.. like lowkey i felt that it was smtg i would expect from gyu😵🤭 especially the part where he sugested worst things to make reader feel more comfortable😭🥺 plsss thats soo him

and the part where reader told hoshi that she lied... tell me why i was scared😭 ahahahahaha the GEMINI in him

but yeaaa lemme send some kisses to youuuu😘😘😘 i hope you sleep and eat well for the rest of your life and all your wishes come truee!!

byeeeeee😘❤ for now😏😂

FUCKCKKKKK UR MESSAGE AFTER THIS

LMFOAOAOAOA don’t worry im sure alice will be very happy to hear this !! it is a reblog ur right i was going to read it at some point but have been delayed cause of fuck ass uni … but i will come to it alice …. (Even if i did skim it in the google doc …)

[shuaflix]

user shuaflix is not a kpop predictions account but

[nothing-notable]

*sniffle* Ditch said he hopes Henry falls in a paper shredder! 😭

Tell him you hope he joins him. 👍

[carelesscuriosity]

Trying to read mod installation guides for minecraft:

[whitefangz]

tumblr users every time theres a "migration" of new users from another website are like QUICK!!! we need to make the most patronizing Guides for Tumblr known to man where we assume these people have ONLY ever used the website they came from!!!

[kittyhazelnut]

guess who finally gets to do their teacher evaluation on their shitty clinical professor? :D

[stephobrien]

When I read the words "AI mushroom foraging guide," the noise I made caused two of my family members to hurry over and see if I was okay.

They then proceeded to display similar levels of horror.

Is this anything?

(It has been suggested that the middle of this chart should say "Schrödinger's Cat" which is, as an addition itself, simultaneously true, false, helpful and unhelpful, just as Schrödinger wouldn't have wanted, especially as it would, ironically, not be in any of the boxes.)