#ungentlemanly warefare

[briefalpacashark]

=The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare=

=Plus a Woman or Two=

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Gus March-Phillips. A great, if not slightly mad man stood in a room in front of some very high-ranking men. Who in all their mighty power were in Gus’ opinion, groveling for his help. A welcome and successful change from pervious accusations of insubordination and such. In any case, it gave him a chance to kill Nazis again. And he would not pass up such an opportunity. ”If I’m to do this, I’ll need my own team. You won’t like them.They’re all, uh...” he paused to think of an accurate word. “mad,” he admitted honestly and with the upmost respect. ”They’ll need to be. Give us their names,” a man Gus knew affectionally as M stated, gladdened at the agreement. ”Henry Hayes. A smart, young Irishman who hates the Nazis because his older brother, who was a close friend of mine, drowned after a U-boat sank his fishing trawler. I’ve taken him under my wing ever since. He’s cunning, quiet and wily. More to the point, Hayes is a magnificent sailor and I trust him,” Gus started. ”If we’re going to try and sink a large ship, we’ll need Freddy “The Buzz” frogman. He can swim across the channel with his feet tied together. Admittedly, he’s a convicted arsonist and a terrible misery unless he’s destroying something. But he’s very good at blowing things up,” M listened closely as he lit his pipe. The second recommend man coming at a bit of a shock. ”Next, we’ll need the Danish hammer,” Fleming, the one who was in charge of writing down the names, looked up at the familiar and infamous title. “Anders Lassen. Grew up wrestling bears and hunting elk on his family estate. He’s a legend with a Bowie knife and a bow and arrow. He ran away at 18 to fight the Nazis after the Gestapo tortured his brother to death. He gave up filleting game for gutting Nazis. He then turned up on our shores ready to fight alongside us. He is an uncontrollable mad dog who knows a hundred creative ways to kill a man,” Gus finished. ”Most importantly, we’ll need Geoffrey Appleyard,” Gus stated. ”Yes, we thought you might. That’s why we sent him on a reconnaissance mission to Fernando Po. Unfortunately, the Nazis nabbed him on his return,” Fleming said with an apologetic smile. ”All the more reason. He knows what we need to know. He’s a master planner, a master survivor, a chess grand master and a surgeon with the blade. We spent two weeks together in a Dunkirk foxhole and if it wasn’t for Apple, I would still be there today. No Apple, no mission,” Gus put forth the ultimatum, speaking with nothing but reverence for his friend. ”I’m afraid that’s impossible,” M said with a shake of his head. ”Why?” Gus asked. ”Because he’s being held by an entire German garrison on La Palma,” M’s explanations barley even registered to Gus. Who with a nonchalant shrug said, “La Palma’s on the way,” The beautiful Marjorie scoffed at Gus’s blatant confidence, with heron by her side sharing in her opinion with a shake of his head.

”That’s insanity,” M thought Gus had to be joking. ”You let me worry about that,” Gus said dismissively. ”Alright we have our list,” Fleming stated, moving to set the pen down. ”Uh-ah,” Gus wagged his finger at him. ”It looks to me you're assembling more of a platoon than a team,” M said, taking a long draw of his pipe. ”Only one more. Patience Evangaline March-Phillips,” M sighed at what he knew was long coming. ”March-Phillips? A relative?” Marjorie asked, intrigued at the mention of another woman’s name. ”I’m sorry, a woman?” Fleming asked with a small scoff. Marjorie’s and Gus’ heated looks had him swallowing his earlier statement and writing down the name to avoid their gazes. ”My dear little sister. She’s made quiet a name for herself. The red angle she’s called,” everyone in the room could recall the name. A famous name that had eared its reverence. Yet that fact was overshadowed by the announcement that the owner of the title was a woman. “One of the best snipers the world has ever seen which last time I checked has successfully dispatched every target assigned to her. She can dispatch a man from about 2000 yards away. She’s also a wiz with anything mechanical. Anything that breaks she can fix. She knows how to build a gun from scratch and can name every kind off the top of her head. She’s fluent in seven different languages and she dabbles in aviation. That, of course, only covers the skills she is proficient in,” A beaming pride shone through Gus as he spoke of his little sister. ”Mad like you?” Heron asked. ”Alas, she is the sensible one of the two of us,” Gus chuckled. ”Very well. If you wish to bring your own flesh and blood into the folds of danger, so be it,” M’s statement had Gus glancing down. Of course, he wouldn’t want such a thing. If he had it his way, his sister would be happy tucked away in some country home, falling in love with a farmer with her only care being what to cook for her next breakfast. That was half the reason he threw himself into the war. Only she threw herself in right after him. They had stayed together in their earlier military days. Their time together ended when they were separated and Gus was imprisoned. ”She was put in danger the moment Hitler gave his first salute,” Gus stated. It was true. It was not only the solider’s who were facing danger every day. Air raid’s of Britain left no woman or child safe. ”Very well, you have your team,” M’s nodded. Gus smiled, cocking his head slightly, his eyes raking down M’s body. ”I must get me one of those coats,”

Stepping out into the cold night air, lighting a cigar at his lips, Gus on his person sported several stolen items. A total of 8 Cigar’s, not counting the one alight between his teeth. 1 high quality, gold cased lighter. 1 tailored high end coat. 1 belly full of high grade liquer. And one gleeful smile.

On the other side of the world, sat in a little shack, was a woman. About her allied solider’s shuffled about at their down time, playing cards and such. The only woman in the room, she held in her hands a dismantled hand gun, intently cleaning every nook. The rays of sunlight filtered through the shoddy window slightly, her simple features, her focused brown eyes and her well kept but unruly brown hair bound tightly into a braid. That woman was the sister of Gus. ”Patience, personal message, from a,” a young solider barely wet behind the ears frowned at the name upon the piece of paper. “Duchess Dickward,” her movements stilled, and she slowly turned a glint of familiar recognition passing through her eyes.

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[littlefreya]

The trailer is out!

[peyton-warren]

Don't know how or why, at least that I do not want to delve too deeply into the psychology of, but this trailer has yanked me out of my depressive hole I've been in for ages by the scruff of my neck and I actually feel lighter than I have in idk how long... Maybe it's actually looking forward to something instead of looking inwardly.

[callme-whatever-youlike]

This is going to be a bloody good time.

[cardierreh15]

Me & Hubby are so excited to see The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warefare next weeeek 😁🎉👏🏾 we are literally leaping for joy rn

[stardusted26]

Omg omg omggggg!!!!!!! From Henry’s IG acct!!!

Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warefare

#HenryCavill

[sashketter]

For anyone still nursing withdrawals from the end of The Bad Batch, I humbly recommend The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warefare (2024) to help ease the pain. A rogue squad of specialized operatives known for not following orders are sent on an unsanctioned mission to disrupt enemy supply lines and make way for the rank and file military. There’s even a ton of knife play, explosives, and stealth maneuvers. Except it’s based on a true story and the enemy in this case are Nazis, so there’s a satisfying amount of Nazis getting shot, stabbed, and blown up 😁

[meltedwaxwingsneverfly]

Just saw 'The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warefare', and it's totally a movie The Story Boys would make.

I'm going to see 'Boy Kills the World' soon, and I think it will have even more Story Boy energy.

[manhandlingmayhem]

Oh I love this this! I have so many to add.

First here’s a few more who always wear glasses.

My boy Mozzie from White Collar

Anders Lassen from Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warefare

Matt Murdock (yeah, they’re not regular glasses but they are as much a part of his character as Clark Kent’s glasses)

Then we have the subgenre of reading glasses. Some of these characters wear them more often than others but it’s always a blessing when they appear.

The Doctor 5th, 10th, and 11th (I especially love the 5ths granny readers)

Jamie Fraser in the later seasons of Outlander

My darling idiot son Eddie Horniman from The Gentleman tv show

A special shout out to Tony Stark and his AI specs

And last but not least whatever these things are that Sherlock Holmes wears. They’re totally useless and I love them.

Anyway, glasses are cool 😎

hi ace! this might be a weird question, but do you know any good whumpees who wear glasses?

My first thought was of the one, the only, the always gorgeous and whumpable:

Dr. Daniel Jackson

After that my mind blanked completely because heaven forbid we have characters that wear glasses ya know? As a glasses wearer nothing pisses me off more than characters who start off in glasses, are considered unattractive, then get contacts or superpowers and now they're hot. I hate it.

Anyway, after some thinking here are a few more whumpees with glasses.

Clark Kent

Peter Parker

Harry Potter

Hank McCoy (X-Men First Class)

Hiro Nakamura (Heroes)

Indiana Jones

Rupert Giles (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

Riley Poole (National Treasure) (even though he wears them for like a hot second I count it okay)

Harrison Wells (The Flash)

[annscollections]

before you proceed, please take some time to explore the links below: 

here’s a bit about me

here are my guidelines

here you’ll find a compilation of all the gif packs i’ve made

here’s my to do list 

if you’re so inclined, my ko-fi

below the cut you'll find my to do list:

ambika mod in one day ep 1-7 (see @katherine-mcnamara for the remainder of the season; ep 1 released)

theo james in the gentlemen (ep 1 released)

sean sagar in ncis: sydney (eps 1 + 2 released)

sean sagar in mea culpa

nick sagar in mea culpa

cm punk

josh hartnett in trap + others

alan ritchson in the ministry of ungentlemanly warefare

himesh patel in good grief

sarah kameela impey in we are lady parts

don lee in badland hunters

colin farrell in sugar

oliver stark in 911 s7 (eps 1-5 released)

roman reigns in wwe legends

mustafa ali in various promos

[azfellandco]

I mentioned this a bit before but CROWLEY CALLING AZIRAPHALE ANGELFACE. Or worse; Dollface.

i’m sorry all i can imagine right now is crowley trying to Do A Thing with like, spies or something circa nazi church and aziraphale being like “why am I the femme fatale in this situation” 

i cannot stop thinking about crowley’s whole Look during nazi church and like, the general tone of that scene before the romance of it all started, and the connection between wwii and spies and the league of ungentlemanly warefare and the creation of james bond. crowley likes james bond because it reminds him of being a Super Cool Spy during wwii that’s my new headcanon for the show

[ssravp]

Favorite non-fiction books of 2017 Apollo 8 - Jeffrey Kluger Grant - Ron Chernow Churchill’s Ministry Of Ungentlemanly Warefare: The Mavericks Who Plotted Hitler’s Defeat - Giles Milton Shoot Like a Girl: One Woman's Dramatic Fight in Afghanistan and on the Home Front - Mary Jennings Hegar #apollo8 #jeffreykluger #grant #ronchernow #churchill #gilesmilton #shootlikeagirl #maryjenningshegar

[cardierreh15]

Damn yall — ok so when me and hubby go on date nights we like to go eat and do what the fuck we do right? This weekend we’re going to see The Ministry Of Ungentlemanly Warefare (which I’ve said 57 times already.) but we don’t know what to eaaaaat 😩

Yall gotta vote for us please!

PLEASEEEEE I AM IN DIREE NEEED

[cardierreh15]

From Ministry Of Ungentlemanly Warefare ➡️ Reacher

S1 E1 — Jack is a big mf 😩

[mary-ann84]

This going to be a fun one

The trailer is out!