#under quarantine

[call-me-vault]

warning exsist for a reason...

[iamkidfish]

elphaba and glinda are actually absolved from any of their actions because of course the inevitable college wlw situationship makes everyone do very questionable things

[skeletoninthemelonland]

never lay down in bed right after eating. don't think about staying on your phone for nearly two hours in that position. don't sleep either. acid reflux is real and i hate that guy

[neechees]

There's this vid going around of this tiktoker calling this town in AB "a very welcoming place" when it's incredibly racist

[snootlestheangel]

I love standing there talking to my manager and just having the worst coughing fit and she's like "please don't die"

It's gotten to the point cough drops aren't really helping so that's fun

Only 3 hours left and I can go home and sleep

[aidenwaites]

It's been four years and they're not together anymore thank god so I can finally talk about that time, summer of 2020, one of my friends was dating our other friend's ex, he lived an hour away and neither of them had a car so I was making twice weekly drives out there for all of us to hang out together, I spent two weeks on zero rest because I was babysitting my grandma's dog and she + the faulty fire alarm system in the neighbor's house wouldn't let me sleep, I was getting constantly dragged into this couple's arguments while the rest of our friend group is complaining about what an asshole Friend 1 has become since he started talking to this girl, I'm playing therapist and number one confidante for both him and the girlfriend at this point,

one day I go over to her house (not a great situation I knew this) and there was a bowl of macaroni on the stove that fully had maggots in it (I cleaned this up) (in way over my head), worst day of my life comes up where I'm with the couple and I take them to get food, and then I can't go into my own house to hang out to eat because my stepmom is cleaning and doesn't want me to, so we go to a park and sit in a gazebo while it's raining,

they get into the worst argument I've ever witnessed them get into (in which the guy brings up the crush he had on me in high school, for some fucking reason), I walk away, I come back and he's telling me he wants me to go to Walmart, I piece together that he wants to go FIGHT my EX-COWORKER because I invited the guy to a dnd game and he said something maybe flirty to the girl (didn't know she was dating anyone) (backed off after she said something / she told me she hadn't been made uncomfortable), I say I'm not doing that, and no you are not walking home, I'm driving them to the gas station for reasons I don't remember when he's in the backseat talking about how girls don't know when guys want to have sex with them and calls me "dense" to my face as if thats a normal thing to say to a person who's done a hell of a lot for you in the past six months,

This all culminates in an argument over a discord call in which I finally call him on some of his shit and end things, go into another call with some of our other mutual friends, say "Man I feel like I just dumped someone in a toxic relationship or something" and proceed to get told by my most aware friend, who'd been waiting for this moment for those six months, "you kinda did"

[celestialrealms]

it's me. i'm barbatos's little fairy 😳🏳️‍🌈

[hakuryuu]

could an emotionally unstable person do THIS *crying over my slice of life comfort cooking manga*

[keyofjetwolf]

Just finished my second mitten of Midge's second pair for the season (still need to weave in and make the connection cord, but the mitten itself is done). At near the same moment, finished my latest book (Apples Never Fall, for the curious). Hard to get a more conclusive punctuation mark on the day, and so I take the universe's hint.

[mecharose]

its rainy and its sunday this is soooo the type of day to curl up in ur room and recover from the world but alas. places to be

[paarthursass]

still waiting for javascript to be enabled for the sideblog but tentatively saying that @razumdars is where you will now find my rpg ramblings. follow me there for bg3, vtmb, dragon age, pathfinder, etc.

[untoterxhund]

still waiting for this plant to call me back 'bout the interview and such since they're 'desperate for workers' 'n such but tbh i've already heard this sob-story before w/ other places and some of these places honestly don't seem like they want workers or the help- anyhoo, my weekly apology for the lack of activity. i don't wanna do/start anything here yet until i've got my whole situation figured out and hopefully solidified. mentally, just now in the writing mood and haven't been for months due to things that are/were out of my control.

i've seen too many posts online about boomers complaining that 'people don't want to work anymore because of covid', i haven't been handing out resumes daily for a year (even repeating places that i've even handed out to 2-3 times) just for some out of touch dinosaur to hand out some random false statement and call me lazy 'for not looking hard enough' or 'taking opportunities that bite'. i've got 13 years work experience and i'm just about done doing hard-labor for jobs that make me work 14 hour shifts for minimum wage :/ and still have management act like nothing was being done (doesn't help if you just sat in the office of the factory and watched netflix and complained about it being too cold [in a hot, 35-40c/95f plant btw] and not listen to the machine-operators about their warnings of the machine breaking down or gradually working lower than the standard it was made for THUS eventually breaking down after pieces of the expensive-ass machine finally and physically break due to poor, unprofessional maintenance and then blame the machine operators for and I quote 'not doing a single damn thing since the day we hired you')

ps: also if people are complaining about no one wanting to apply/reapply for your business, there's something wrong with you and your workplace, not the poor soul trying to recover financially :p

[iceyrukia]

the only porn brain rotted person here is the op who saw some very carefully wrapped tamales by their own grandmother and thought “ haha just like in bdsm amirte guys 😂”

[ansburg]

ICYMI john oliver did a great segment on solitary confinement and i highly recommend it

[zeawesomebirdie]

Nine days and about a million words of superbat fic later, I think we're finally back to our regularly scheduled program here on the ZeAwesomeBirdie blog! :)

[werewolfetone]

Wonder if anyone who said this knew that in the 1810s people 100% unironically thought that Patrick Duigenan was going to do this irl