#uncle to leave lol

[the-acid-pear]

Shit man couldn't handle walking into my grandma's house and seeing her empty closet and not having her to go and hug as soon as she saw me.

[doctorwhommm]

please please for all that is holy consider drawing owen and andy. the best duo toxic yaoi that never interacts in the show but have so much good content in the audios i go RAHHH ty for hearing me out

THE off screen toxic yaoi duo i love the three monkeys hehehe >:)

their interactions in this audio are so insane they rly just flirt for an hour

[illym]

I have this headcanon that Robo-Ky is really touchy feely. He doesn't have too much intent behind it in most situations.

Alt text includes my messy handwriting.

[california-112]

The rules: Without naming them, post 10 gifs of your favorite TV shows, then tag people.

I was tagged on the original post by the wonderful @autistic-crypt1d, but I'm making a separate post because all of these GIFs are mine! :D I love games like this and this was very fun to do, thank you for tagging me :)

I'm no-pressure tagging @azure-firecracker @hogans-heroes @crowwithacomputer @exuberantocean and anyone else who wants to join the fun! :D

[b4kuch1n]

more sk8. I think the cindereki stuff is extremely stupid but I am not immune to trying to conceptualize a princess gown in any setting

[wolvertooth]

im at 162(i think) comics now......on god im gonna spend $0 in january

[too-young-to-fall-in-love]

Just Like Me

summary:

From the convenient timing to his inability to stop talking about Paris, talk of their relationship is inevitable. Still, the chasm between them remains. While Napoleon hopes to cross it, he knows he’s only good for making things worse.

Or, the ending events of Amor Magnus Doctor Est - Chapter Five, but from Napoleon’s perspective.

notes:

After reading Amor Magnus Doctor Est for the umpteenth time, I started thinking about how Napoleon would react to the events towards the end of chapter 5.

If you haven’t read the fic, PLEASE DO SO!! I PROMISE you will not regret it (although it may take over your entire life and influence your trip to Chicago, but that’s probably something that only happens to yours truly). However, you don’t have to read the original fic to understand this standalone.

excerpt:

The bitter cold runs its sharp tendrils up his spine and he can’t hold back a slight shiver. Even faced with Illya’s so-called inhuman warmth, it’s a force to be reckoned with. He knows he should move; that they either need to continue this walk or he needs to duck out. At the same time, nothing could convince him to move from this moment.

As if to root him to said moment, Illya’s arm wraps gently around his shoulders, pulling him minutely closer. He blames it on instinct, the way he immediately slides his arm behind Illya’s waist and leans closer. Illya is warm, he notes, his presence soothing and achingly familiar even if they’ve never shared a moment quite like this. He finds himself hoping it will last forever. A voice in his head is quick to retort that he doesn’t deserve it, though it sounds close enough to Victoria’s voice that he steadfastly ignores it.

“You really are warm, Peril,” he murmurs, blaming the sudden looseness of his tongue on the pitch blackness of the night sky and the way it seems to absorb his words, or perhaps the alcohol that really had no impact on him. He’s terrified, though, of the real reason: he feels safe here.

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inspired by Amor Magnus Doctor Est by @cha-melodius

[madsciencestudent]

Idyia and Rubra-Harenas: *interacting in main story body*

Everyone in the background: Aaw! Big husband, tiny wife couple!

Idyia and Rubra-Harenas: *interacting like 100 years or so down the line*

Idyia: *has undergone more and more mutation process at this time*

Everyone: OH. Oh, this is BIG wife, TINY husband territory!

[munch-mumbles]

shoutout to my special guy btw, cant remember exactly when i got him but hes probably getting close to 20 atp

[arendaes]

The hype has gotten to me and I've overhauled my idea for my Rook in Veilguard to be an elven mage from the Mourn Watch named Chiara. You can thank Hozier for this btw.

[impala-dreamer]

good morning. I need 20,000$. if anyone would like to share that with me, I shall keep you in all the smut you could ever want. wink wink

[starboymp3]

does anyone else have that feeling sometimes when youre saying goodbye to someone that you wont see them again lol

[alisterix]

I'm reading Asterix in Spain and I'm pleased to be reminded that Pepe is a proud member of the 🎶Cacofonix's singing enjoyers club🎶

Only after uncle Cacofonix started taking care of Pepe and it turned out he liked his lullabies a lot the Gauls got the idea that maybe it would be best to return the kid to his actual family, lmfao

[todayisafridaynight]

this blog and everyone on it

friend cropped that outta someone’s tiktok and sent it to me with “this u” and im amused by the timing

I will need to be paid a billion dollars to stop talking about yoshitaka mine he’s like an eccentric uncle you only have weird and extremely specific life stories about. to me.

[whoviandoodler]

grandma's real bad for my 'don't anger yourself into further digestive disorders' goal

[mullets]

im not joking but if one more relative in fucking bangladesh sits me down and warns me about the dangers of pride month and whatever the fuck since im moving to canada im going to kill myself im going to kill myself im going to kill myself