#uncle to leave lol

[the-acid-pear]

Shit man couldn't handle walking into my grandma's house and seeing her empty closet and not having her to go and hug as soon as she saw me.

[dennisboobs]

i'm seeing videos on tiktok about the crossover (which yeah my first mistake is being on tiktok) but it's making me feel crazy when people keep saying "dennis should not be allowed in a school" specifically implying that he's a threat to children any more than the rest of the gang who have a worse track record

Bad Dad but a dad nonetheless

[doctorwhommm]

please please for all that is holy consider drawing owen and andy. the best duo toxic yaoi that never interacts in the show but have so much good content in the audios i go RAHHH ty for hearing me out

THE off screen toxic yaoi duo i love the three monkeys hehehe >:)

their interactions in this audio are so insane they rly just flirt for an hour

[burningcheese-merchant]

Have the kids ever had to use their fighting skills to defend themselves? And if so who’d even try attacking them cause I’d imagine almost no one since their dad was literally a beast lol

Sure they have. When they're old enough that Spice and Golden feel they can be trusted to venture outside (as in, the wider world beyond the kingdom gates/spice tribe outskirts) without supervision, they run into all sorts of trouble. Monsters, bandits, rivals and enemies of their parents and their peoples... People and things that either don't know better (not everyone knows who the Soul Jam wielders are, believe it or not, much less their children) or don't care (maybe they went after the kids on purpose, even). It's never a problem, though; the kids are tough and they've been trained for things like this. They can handle themselves. So long as they don't go out TOO far and come home on time and (mostly) unharmed, they're free to explore as they wish.

And again, really... You'd be surprised at who goes after these little goobers. Doesn't matter who they are, doesn't matter who their parents are. Doesn't matter that their dad was a damn Beast with who knows how many gallons of blood on his hands. Like I said, not everyone knows and not everyone cares. Plenty of foolhardy assholes in the world who think they're better than God, and won't listen when told otherwise. (Not until the truth is beaten into them, anyway.)

Besides the ones I've listed, there's... one more. One more person who thinks- no, actually, he KNOWS he can take out those damn kids. He can take out their parents, too. He can take out whoever he damn wants, and what's anyone going to do about it? Huh? HUH?!

If you're wondering who this is... I don't wanna spoil it just yet lol. It's a big story arc that I can't wait to flesh out. But I will say he's got something to do with whatever's going on in Beast-Yeast...

[illym]

I have this headcanon that Robo-Ky is really touchy feely. He doesn't have too much intent behind it in most situations.

Alt text includes my messy handwriting.

[kaenic-rookern]

we have a new ssg poster in town so we're barack to ssg posting

[wolvertooth]

im at 162(i think) comics now......on god im gonna spend $0 in january

[too-young-to-fall-in-love]

Just Like Me

summary:

From the convenient timing to his inability to stop talking about Paris, talk of their relationship is inevitable. Still, the chasm between them remains. While Napoleon hopes to cross it, he knows he’s only good for making things worse.

Or, the ending events of Amor Magnus Doctor Est - Chapter Five, but from Napoleon’s perspective.

notes:

After reading Amor Magnus Doctor Est for the umpteenth time, I started thinking about how Napoleon would react to the events towards the end of chapter 5.

If you haven’t read the fic, PLEASE DO SO!! I PROMISE you will not regret it (although it may take over your entire life and influence your trip to Chicago, but that’s probably something that only happens to yours truly). However, you don’t have to read the original fic to understand this standalone.

excerpt:

The bitter cold runs its sharp tendrils up his spine and he can’t hold back a slight shiver. Even faced with Illya’s so-called inhuman warmth, it’s a force to be reckoned with. He knows he should move; that they either need to continue this walk or he needs to duck out. At the same time, nothing could convince him to move from this moment.

As if to root him to said moment, Illya’s arm wraps gently around his shoulders, pulling him minutely closer. He blames it on instinct, the way he immediately slides his arm behind Illya’s waist and leans closer. Illya is warm, he notes, his presence soothing and achingly familiar even if they’ve never shared a moment quite like this. He finds himself hoping it will last forever. A voice in his head is quick to retort that he doesn’t deserve it, though it sounds close enough to Victoria’s voice that he steadfastly ignores it.

“You really are warm, Peril,��� he murmurs, blaming the sudden looseness of his tongue on the pitch blackness of the night sky and the way it seems to absorb his words, or perhaps the alcohol that really had no impact on him. He’s terrified, though, of the real reason: he feels safe here.

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inspired by Amor Magnus Doctor Est by @cha-melodius

[madsciencestudent]

Idyia and Rubra-Harenas: *interacting in main story body*

Everyone in the background: Aaw! Big husband, tiny wife couple!

Idyia and Rubra-Harenas: *interacting like 100 years or so down the line*

Idyia: *has undergone more and more mutation process at this time*

Everyone: OH. Oh, this is BIG wife, TINY husband territory!

[munch-mumbles]

shoutout to my special guy btw, cant remember exactly when i got him but hes probably getting close to 20 atp

[impala-dreamer]

good morning. I need 20,000$. if anyone would like to share that with me, I shall keep you in all the smut you could ever want. wink wink

[starboymp3]

does anyone else have that feeling sometimes when youre saying goodbye to someone that you wont see them again lol

[todayisafridaynight]

this blog and everyone on it

friend cropped that outta someone’s tiktok and sent it to me with “this u” and im amused by the timing

I will need to be paid a billion dollars to stop talking about yoshitaka mine he’s like an eccentric uncle you only have weird and extremely specific life stories about. to me.

[sleepysweetart]

I made shit ton My Little Pony OC's but as for all the content i need to say Gravity Falls and/or Undertale because maaaannnnn i am a simp and nothing else 😭🫶✨💗

what was your original fandom. like not the one you first started with on tumblr. the first bit of media that you made content for

[toadboatt]

This "per household" bullshit is really starting to piss me the fuck off. Since when can my FAMILY *only* use my FAMILY ACCOUNT if they live in my house????? Their my FAMILY and i paid for the fucking FAMILY PLAN GODDAMNIT

[miss-floral-thief]

No mail yet but guess that’s a good thing