#uncle megatron au

[randomfandoms234]

Another crack fic transformers idea for transformers prime

Dad Optimus prime is in it and the entire premise is Optimus hide his child’s (bumblebee) existence from Megatron fearing him hurting his kid to get to him. Megatron still harms bumblebee taking his voicebox but after he finds out he’s Optimus’s sparkling he has a complete change in demeanour around bumblebee as he sees him as his nephew. Still hates Optimus but he thinks turning his child into a loyal Decepticon will crush Optimus more than torturing or killing bee (totally not because he wants to be a good uncle or anything definitely not) so when they all eventually end up on earth bumblebee ends up having to fight off kidnappers a lot… he ends up having to stay in the base a lot. The kidnapping attempts fail often but once a month Megatron will send soundwave after him and he’s stuck on the nemesis for a week or two before either getting rescued or sneaking out himself to join up with his team

Bumblebee is often terrified during those time periods because of the trauma of his voice box being ripped out and does not trust the way Megatron one bit and never understands why he has a berth rather than a cell.

Yeah mechs… gonna end sooner rather than later

[awesome-normal-heroes]

What do you think of a TFA AU where Megatron and Starscream are Sari's true parents? XD

No, thank you... Sari would have so many issues if that happened! ^^;

How about instead an AU where Starscream faked his death during the Cybertron War, travels the galaxy and eventually ends up on Earth before the Autobots did...

Starscream give himself a different name, creates a holoform then meets/befriends Professor Sumdac and helps the genius create his robot company, using Megatron's comatose head...

Starscream's holoform would later becomes Sari's uncle...

[cozzzynook]

Transformers one

Part two : baby on board

After b-127 sparklings are born, everybody in the decepticon base is surprised, because the sparklings are quite chubby and a lil big, bee is tired after emergence but happy with the babies,after a few days everybody in the base got to meet and hold the sparklings from rumble and frenzy (the self proclaimed cool uncles) to the always mean constructicons (thet didn't want to until they got glared by megatron and had to hold the babies before passing them between each other and then back to bee and uncle (¿grandpa?) Megs.

Some cons will get crushes when seeing bee taking care of his sparklings, sadly now if anyone wants to date bee they will have to fight megatron like it was the dark ages.

I LOVE this au/idea

Megatron is so dad/big brother coded in transformers one towards b 127 & i just know he is so protective & has open and bias favoritism for the bitties and Bee.

Bee doesn’t even abuse it, just takes care of his sparklings while staying out of the way and often around high command who literally verbally fight each other over who gets to play with and keep the bitties.

Its almost always the trine wining due to Starscream cheating or Soundwave who is a natural favorite since he’s such an amazing cassette carrier.

Poor Shockwave enjoys his turn when Bee is taking a short recharge nap but he’ll take what he can get.

Megs?

Infinite time to see and hold the bitties.

Literally the safest place they can be besides Bee’s arms.

I love this au 😭 thank you for sharing

[sentinelsthiccass]

Heyyyyy

It's time to flesh out this au

Megatron

- pretty much the same as canon, but a bit more chill and less grumpy

- this is mainly due to Orion being with him unlike with canon

- Orion is like 90% of his impulse control and he values Orion's input as his second in command greatly

- they are in fact already dating and Megatron is not at all shy about it, in fact he can be quite clingy and possessive

- Megatron does try to dial it back when Orion is uncomfy with it, tho. He just... doesn't want to lose him

- he loves Orion so much that if it came down to it, he would abandon the cause and become an autobot with him, something Orion doesn't quite realize

Orion

- quite level headed and kind, somewhat like his canon self, but with a bit of bitterness and hate beginning to seep in from Megatron's influence

- often has times of doubt in the cause, but just a few words from Megatron's signature speeches can kill those doubts, he trusts him and is loyal to a fault

- nowhere near as violent or aggro compared to most other Decepticons and tries to keep from losing his cool

- hates Starscream, and I mean HATES him. He is not fond of how Starscream tries to cozy up with Megatron to gain favor or tries to sabotage and overthrow him. If Megatron let him, he is probably the one person he would be able to bring himself to actually kill rn

- homies with Soundwave and is always teasing him about his crush on Shockwave, trying to play wingman

- adores the cassettes and is always willing to watch them for Soundwave. Rumble and Frenzy call him Uncle Ori

- despite his times of doubt and his hatred towards Starscream, he cares about most of his fellow Decepticons very deeply and would lay down his life for them

- may or may not already be carrying Megatron's sparklings, but is terrified of telling him

Stinger Prime

- hella stressed, but doing his best

- tends to be all over the place and needs Elita's help refocusing

- very clingy with and protective of Elita due to her being the only one of their original squad he has left. He doesn't want to be alone again...

- sometimes goes back to sublevel 50 when overstimulated

- Not always the brightest, Elita being the brains to his brawn

- incredibly strong willed and determined despite everything and can pull himself together in combat

- instead of knife hands, he now has... lightsaber hands. LIGHTSABER HANDS!!!

- can sometimes communicate with the spirits of the 13. Really likes talking to Micronus

- cries himself to sleep sometimes... he really misses D and Orion

- sometimes he wishes he never tried to save Sentinel and ended up becoming a prime

Elita

- so tired of managing Stinger's ADHD ridden ass

- still cares about him deeply though and is very protective of him

- despite the fact he can take care of himself mostly, he will absolutely kick the aft of anyone messing with him

- despite claiming otherwise, she too really misses D and Orion

- is always willing to hold Stinger when he cries about them

- is soft for Stinger and only Stinger, he is her special little guy, even if he isn't so little anymore

- still also provides him plenty of tough love

- mother Elita supremacy

[quibbs126]

Anyways so as mentioned in my last post and why I made it (I’m putting this separately because I felt it was fine on its own), I now have a solution to the question of “who do we make the megop adopted sparkling in TF One AUs that isn’t Bee so he can be the fun uncle”

And as you may guess, it’s Roller

Roller does not have the issue of already being in the canon like Bumblebee or Hot Rod, due to being relatively obscure. But he also had that built in connection to Optimus, I guess just have the lore be that post movie, Roller stuck with Optimus and now occasionally acts as his tiny scout or something that Optimus has a built in compartment for now

Also also, he’s grey and as shown, he has a gun sometimes

Megatron is a grey tank in TF One, Roller is just a miniature version of him

I don’t know if Roller is that small because he’s a Minicon (thus implying he may not be a young child and is just like that) or if he’s a sparkling (thus implying he will grow in size) or maybe just both, but he is tiny

Just understand my vision here guys. Or hell, just make him their actual child if you want

Also from what I understand, his original toy came in blues as well as grey, so you can change up his colors to not be too similar to Dee if you want

[mgarmagedon]

I feel like this is the day when I finally introduce more Jazz in my au!

Basically his story looks like this: Jazz in my au was really close to Optimus (like he was his very close friend, besides of Megatron), before and after he became a Prime. He was even caring for Arcee and Bee when they were sparklings and nor Optimus, neither Ratchet were available. Like he was really close to them, basically he was like he has a role of being your father bff, so he lives with you, and your other dad is sometimes irritated by him anddddd OP told you to call him an uncle XDD

But when Optimus initiated evacuation from Cybertron (at this time Arcee wasn't there anymore, like she was alive, but Arachnid had more fun with her rn XDD), and because Jazz wasn't around Prime during it, he did it with other ppl which are dead at this point like Hound, etc.

And all this years he was fighting in space with decepticons and never came on Earth.

Soooo after all this cycles, only he was left, and came back on Cybertron, fortunately he got a message of autobots winning the war, he hope to see his friend first time for long time, but he got on his funeral XDD

So after the war he came back to his work as a cop, and later he helps Arcee as her second hand, trying to kinda take care of her, because she is all the time overworked, and he kinda feels to take care of his favorite and only little niece :'3

He is like around age of Ratchet :VVV

[messyspacespades]

Me and my bestie Raine @ogdit love making AU's. And I love drawing beans. So here's some beans I've made for our Bad Dad OP!AU (where Optimus is a terrible father and dumps Bee and Roddy on Ratchet and his Roommate/Amica Kup.... and results in Rodimus shouting "OPTIMUS PRIME IS A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER! HE FUCKED MEGATRON MULTIPLE TIMES DURING THE WAR-" when he was allowed to give a Eulogy at OP's funeral)

Springer is Prowls kid, and Prowls is TRYING HIS FUCKING BEST. In this au he's not a massive asshole, so yaaaay! He's a single parent (considering Tarantulas is UNFIT aka too crazy) and He tries his best. He overworks (because he thinks he needs to be able to take care of him all by himself) and uhhhh ends up crashing because Springer has Robot Colic and cries constantly so Prowls getting no sleep. After multiple days of not seeing or hearing from him, Jazz breaks into his hab to find him collapsed on the floor. Springer (THANKFULLY) is ok, he's hungry but ok! After that Prowl is forcibly made to accept help from someone he trusts, and thats the story of how Springer gets the coolest uncle ever (Its Jazz) Springer is a voracious baby who's clearly very enthusiastic about eating.

Ravage is just a good older sister. Laserbeak was a pissy fucking baby though. Beans in this AU need to be Kneaded like bread dough, it helps encourage growth and keept them from getting aches and pains. All beans love being kneaded. (Don't yell at me for not knowing how to draw Ravage IM BAD AT DRAWING ANIMALS)

[smokescreenstuff]

Au Idea

Megatron was gone for three years to Look for Dark energon.

Megatron comes Back but Not with Dark energon but with Sparkling smokescreen.

Starscream: damn i can't kill megatron now or the Sparkling will die of a broken Bond. Fuck leadership i shall be the what Humans calls uncle.

Soundwave: is Happy to See Baby is the second dad but No ship to megatron Just co parent.

Knockout and breakdown: are the other uncle's but they married.

Autobots: weird where are the cons

The cons: playing with smokey.

BABY SMOKEY! SPARKLING SMOKEY! YES!!!

The adorable little guy who puts the war on hold. The cons stopping all their plans just to make sure Smokey is alright. Of course, he'll be raised to be Megatron's heir, but that's not a worry right now. Too young.

I can imagine Soundwave showing Smokescreen some of Megatron's fights on his visor. And Knockout does everything he can to keep Smokey clean and healthy. Breakdown is the cool uncle and Starscream is the uncle everyone tries to keep away from the child.

And Smokey is just the biggest ball of sunshine, that warms all their sparks.

[witchofthesouls]

The Donor Clause AU just simmers in the back of my head, so just some extra tidbits:

No one is surprised that Tarn developed a new addiction, but his is an intimacy one rather than a sex addiction.

Part of it is the broken Seekerkin-coding doubling down on the behaviors that soothe the sociality quirks and fulfillment of emotional needs for a healthy and stable life. Part of it is just baseline Tarn... for the same emotional needs.

Including but not limited to: looking forward to shared shower time after a hunt, cuddles, helping with fuel overproduction, field byplay, shopping together... just doing things where he spends a lot of time together

A lot of side-eye about the field byplay since Camiens and Decepticons have different ideas of social tolerances and space. Nurse is very used to constantly brushing and modulating fields and doesn't 'shove' aggressively nor shore up against others. You're downright openly 'Hello neighbor!' compared to standard Decepticon practice. By Camien standards, you're a little standoffish. But Camiens would consider those of Cybertron suffering from a type of illness from loneliness and a critical lack of community care (Camien cultural framework with medicine).

You think you're being neutral and polite, nor do you think of anything about Tarn's EM field that settles on you outside the ship. It's a common social byplay among Camiens as Tarn does the Camien equivalent of 'checking on you'/'associated with our group' connotation. You're thinking he's just being overly fussy and anxious (which absolutely checks out), and you really don't mind since Tourniquet did have similar bouts. Tarn wants to ensure that they're off limits and he's taking his donor duties and Conjunx rites very seriously. Meanwhile, the rest of the Decepticons are seeing Tarn deliberately stamp himself across the family in giant glyphs that scream MINE and DO NOT TOUCH...

If Nurse is doing an open class for basic first aid, then Tarn is literally there. Dutifully taking notes, while the potential medbay mechs that Hook bullied ordered to attend are shaking at their booths and trying not to drop dead from raw fear and terrified anxiety should you call on mech for an answer or a volunteer.

Nurse is the aggressive biter and marker. So much so that Tarn doesn't feel compelled to pick open the bruised cables and bitten protoform of his neck due to how constant you work it over. It's like a permanent collar.

Tarn's 'I'm doing a fantastic job' German Shepherd energy versus Nurse's 'my own body has betrayed me' black cat vibe

Tarn definitely reads aloud Megatron's works, including the earlier ones of poetry, as bedtime stories. Your lullabies are a mix of hymns and nursery rhymes about poisons and Camien mythology and folklore.

Kaon is the one who organizes all of the anniversaries. He ships them like FedEx. The kids love Uncle Kaon and the Pet, so it's not a hassle as he kicks them out and taps into the security systems of the 'romantic' dinner at a restaurant.

The reason why Camien Nurse uses English expletives is due to language traveling off of Earth via alien visitors. Although Caminus didn't have any contact with Cybertron and its allies, their organic neighbors do have ties to maby nomadic traders and research travelers that did treat the Milky Way as a passing point. It just tickles Camiens the right way as the word 'fuck' has so many uses.

Vos joins casual excursions with you and Nickel. Not only do you have experience with textiles and know how to barter across a multitude of alien languages, but he gets to enjoy an outing where he can openly the historical usage of drills and blades and not have other mechs scrambling away. He wanders if this it's a femme-thing, a medic-thing, a colonist-perspective, or just coincidence as Nickel menaces him with a rusty drill over his interest in equally rusted hooks. He's delighted over it.

The split-spark twin with the teething issue develops a mouthful of needle-sharp denta. So much it crowds out their mouth, and they persistently chew on things. 'Tiny Pet' used to chew on the Justice Division's digits, but ever since they hit the toddling stage, their teeth developed the strength and length to actually slip through the gaps of the armor by the joints and puncture protoform. Because they're usually docile, they like cuddling on a lap to chew on a mech's armored forearm for as long as possible.

The bitties are really popular on the private server. Tesarus' online friends still DM for updates over the only sparklings around and mechs coo over tiny frames and 'Chewy's' nightmare-inducing yawn.

[artsy-hobbitses]

Is there a pet squad? It seems like every time I see something new about a character, it that they end up with a pet. So like the pet avengers or dc superpers version in ties that bind au a possible thing? Also who on both sides has a pet?

I DID NOT INTEND MOST OF THEM but animals just. Happen to some of these folks XDXD

Lesse...

AUTOBOTS:

Esmeralda the cat (Prowl and Jazz) - Jazz brought her back during one of his missions, Prowl basically became the dad who's like "I don't want pet" and a month later has her riding on his shoulders.

Dakshi the ovcharka (Kup) - Big dumb, big fun and big monstrous when you get him in the mood. Usually found roughousing with the Wreckers.

Molly the cattle dog (Ironhide) - Little dynamo of a dog, absolutely bouncing off the walls since she has no cattle to HERD NOW so she herds people instead.

Dunedan the Irish Setter (Mirage) - An old gentleman like his owner and Mirage's sightdog during hunts.

Avalon's Renaissance the horse (Mirage) - A riding horse who has seen better days and now enjoys leisurely canters with her master through the woods of Alpha Trion's estate.

Bigwig the rabbit (Bumblebee) - Is a gift to Bee from Optimus! Is also a right bastard to anyone not Bee, Bee's friends or OP.

An assortment of medical leeches (Ratchet) Many are named, mostly off famous vampires, and they live in a tempest prognosticator he had specially made for them.

A flock of pigeons (Optimus Prime) All are named and wear tags. OP doesn't have a favorite, and refers to them as his Mantiq Altair.

A murder of crows (Drift) They are not individually named, since Drift doesn't really consider them pets in a traditional sense, he simply feeds them and they see him as a human friend and bring him little gifts as such. However, he does refer to them affectionately as "The Crass Ones", because Sludge once asked him what these birds are called (he has some speech issues from the experimentation done on him and is working on remembering names of things around him) and while Drift told Sludge they were crows, he also told Sludge they were known as 'Karasu' in his language. Sludge misconstrued it as 'crass', became distressed and gently asked them to be kind to the nice man feeding them, and Drift found that so sweet/funny that the name stuck.

Tabiba the dove (First Aid) - A gift for First Aid from her uncle, Hotspot, when she graduated medical school.

Serpico the German Shepherd (Nightbeat) - Was the K9 Nightbeat worked most often with while he was a cop, and when he left to go underground/work from the shadows, he 'liberated' Serpico and Serpico chose to go with him rather than stay at the precinct. Is Nightbeat's scenthound and 'bodyguard' during stakeouts.

Lelaps and Boudicca the Maned-subtype Turbofoxes (Alpha Trion) - These were former sentry hounds of the Quintessons and were freed/reprogrammed by the Primes to help them instead.

DECEPTICONS

Old Fella the Pit Bull (Barricade) - Was rescued from an illegal fighting pit, and has long passed his best days. Was intended to be rehomed, but Barricade grew too attached to him, and with Megatron's blessings, decided to keep him instead.

Najmina the falcon (Skywarp) - Skywarp's pride and joy, and his scout during recon missions.

Buster the Jack Russell (Thundercracker) Your standard Jack Russell Terrorist so named because she would bust everyone's balls (her original name was 'Ballbuster') at Marissa Fairborne's base. With Marissa's encouragement, was adopted by Thundercracker who was feeling lost after leaving the Decepticons and needed an 'anchor'/something to care for while he figured out a new purpose in life.

Mollica the British Shorthair cat (Nickel) - One of those "there is a cat in my house, I do not own a cat" situations. This thing just sauntered into the DJD's quarters, almost slapped Tarn's mask off when he grabbed her and Nickel immediately fell in love and insisted on keeping her if only for her audacity. Her being around Tarn has not endeared him to her one bit

Graymalkin the Sphynx cat (Starscream) - Post war, adopted by Starscream as a companion.

[regular-samdragon]

More tfa Reverse au sketches and rambles. Here's the first post for the initial info on all of this

I dont exactly have a plot idea for this au yet, just mostly silly interactions between the characters. I'm still a little lost on what to have the decepticons doing in this. I have some slight ideas though, just might change up some details later

It makes sense for the decepticons to also be humans in this au. The initial idea I had was that Megatron owned the corporation that paved the way for technological developments in the city. Of course, Megs isn't the scientific mastermind behind it all. He just happens to own the company. Starscream and Blitzwing act as the head scientists, and Barricade is head of security. Starscream is constantly trying to think up ways to take over the company himself while the others are content to keep working under Megs. After all, he doesn't restrict them on how ethical their experiments have to be.

Sumdac himself, I haven't quite decided on yet. The lot that Ratchet's and Prowl's establishments are located in definitely has more than one store, so one idea I had was for Sumdac to stay human and own an electronics repair shop. Perhaps he misses Sari's initial landing, but the gang ropes him in when she ends up needing specialized repairs. Or, alternatively, he could be Sari's cybertronian dad, stuck back home and worried over how his daughter's first mission is going. Although he wouldn't be super involved in the au if I went with that idea.

Swindle is the owner of the local pawn shop, also in the same lot. He rarely seems to ever show up to work, leaving the shop closed for several days in a row. Sometimes even for weeks. It's a wonder to everyone how the pawn shop still manages to make a profit when Swindle is constantly on his 'overseas trips'. Bee and Bulk have swapped plenty of theories on what they think Swindle really does for a living, such as being a secret agent, or his store being a front for secret military experiments.

Thinking more of the lot they all work in, I'm calling it the Tower Plaza. Sort of drawing off the idea of Sumdac Tower from the show, and yeah a little inspo from OK KO I have to admit. The Tower Plaza gets it's name from a tall, abandoned clock tower that stands as the icon of the area. The clock hasn't worked for years but no one can afford to own or repair the building. This ends up becoming Sari's main hiding place. Bulk and Bee help her to spruce things up inside, making her a real home away from home. There's even a big basement door she can hide out in when Meg's men start poking their noses around.

Speaking of Megs again, his goal in this au would primarily be to capture Sari and have his scientists reverse engineer her for their own advancements in tech. Pretty much exactly what Sumdac did in the show with Megatron himself. Although while Sumdac had empathy for Megs when he was found to still be alive, Megs in this cares not what happens to Sari in the process. He doesnt see her as a living being (yet), and mainly just wants to advance his company for even higher profits.

And thus comes the conflict between the Tower Plaza gang and uhhh whatever I end up naming Megatron's company as.

Smaller notes:

•Folks on discord helped me out to find the PERFECT alt mode for Sari. That is, a Folland Gnat fighter aircraft. It's small and speedy and just really fits Sari's vibes

•Bee personally takes it on himself to teach Sari as many human curse words as possible. Orion nearly has a heart attack the first time he hears Sari swear

•Bee is also the one who came up with nicknames for everyone. Although Bulk is the one who came up with 'Bee' for him

•Orion was a second lieutenant before he was discharged

•Orion doesn't like to talk to anyone about why he was discharged from the military. Uncle Ratchet knows it involved another lieutenant and an intelligence officer, both friends of Orion. He doesn't know anything past that.

•Cybertron is not at war in this au, meaning the factions of autobots and decepticons don't actually exist. The need to hide the Allspark was more to keep it away from other alien races who would like to steal and misuse it

•Sari is only minimally trained for combat scenarios. With the occasional battle while on Earth, she asks Prowl to teach her some hand to hand combat. After an incident where she nearly took out a building, they now train far out in the woods

[randomfandoms234]

In the uncle megaton au bumblebee would get kidnapped some point in darkness rising part three. During patrol with arcee they got ambushed by sound wave who got orders to bring bumblebee to the ship, bumblebee proceeds to get shoved into his regular room. Now with a gaming console built for. Bots so he can play earth games. Arcee comms bulkhead while he’s dealing with the kids who chased after Miko

Arcee:“We got a code yellow”

Bulkhead who is currently stressed out his mind: “a code WHAT?!”

He. Then quickly explains what a code yellow is to the kids who are shocked about Megatrons fondness for bumblebee

After he and arcee meet up the quickly go to where they know bumblebee is being kept and break him out of his room and then go to rescue agent fowler and then grab the kids whom are glad bumblebee is safe and quickly leave the base

Starscream is blamed for it since in megatrons eyes they would of been less urgent to come to the nemesis or might not even know it’s location of it wasn’t for him kidnapping the agent

[turtledork02]

hi! i have several questions i wanna ask

are optimus and ratchet robot husbands??? i know that's pretty popular with the general transformers public

who's in the government that's keeping an eye on team prime? you said that this au is gonna be inspired off prime and animated, does that mean agent fowler is gonna show up? or that detective guy from animated??

also! what are the relationships like between the members of team prime? do ratchet and wheeljack get on each other's nerves?? not a smart move revealing yourself to the humans jack

and i assume starscream is still trying to take over the deceptions. never gonna win screamy ... never gonna win ... also love the design! he's so scrungly and looks like he needs years worth of therapy 😆😅

sorry for the long ask 😣

Hi anon!! Don’t apologize for the long question, I’m so happy to get them!!

As for your first question, yes, Ratchet and Optimus are old (not so secret) husbands!

The two were sparkbonded in secret just before the war. When Optimus became a Prime, he was no longer allowed things like selfishness. The act of sparkbonding as a Prime is considered a disgrace, so the two kept it secret through the entire war. (Now on earth, they still have not told anyone, but literally everyone on Team Prime can tell and just chooses not to say anything.)

Director Fowler oversees the Autobots’ operations, though he is mostly behind the scenes. The official (by the time of “canon”) liaison for the Autobots is actually Rafael! In my AU, he has been friends of the Autobots since he was a kid. He hacked into government files when he was young, accidentally finding out about them. He managed to convince everyone to let him work with them, long story short, and has grown up with them! He’s about twenty in my AU.

Team Prime, while most of them won’t say it out loud, consider each other family. Bumblebee is the youngest, and is basically the little brother to the group. (Also canonically Optimus’ adopted son.) He and First Aid are besties. First Aid is like the calm and collected older cousin of the group. They’re not only able to patch up physical wounds, but is great at talking sense into everyone and mending emotional problems as well. Wheeljack is the goofy but cool uncle of the function. He gets along pretty well with the other bots! He’s only a little anxious around First Aid, since he almost blew them up once. Arcee is actually more of the problematic one. She’s a bit hotheaded, while closed off at the same time. Her and Ratchet butt heads pretty often. Ratchet is pretty snappy and moody to everyone, but he truly does care about all of them deeply.

And yes, Starscream is plotting to overthrow Megatron someday. Just don’t tell anyone. That doesn’t already know. Most already know.

Just don’t tell anyone.

[cozzzynook]

Little TFP Soundrod Au

The ship's engines softly hummed as it slowly cruised in the endless abyss of space. Hot Rod quickly used his free servo to pull up the list of coordinates before leaning back in his seat with a sigh.

"Looks like we're on the right track, thank Primus" The speedster then looked down at the deep purple and gold sparkling that was currently cuddled in his other arm. "You'll be able to meet your Grandcarrier Optimus and Uncle Bee soon...hopefully your Sire is there too"

The sparkling tilted their head as they gazed up at their Carrier with wide blue optics. The bittie then cooed with a little smile as reached out trying to press the shiny buttons in front of them.

Hot Rod chuckled already pulling out a toy from his sub space, he then quickly handed the little rattle to his bittie. The sparkling chirped gleefully as they took the toy, after quickly giving the rattle a nibble they eagerly began shaking it all the while laughing and trying to whack their Carrier's face with it.

"I was wondering what all the noise was" A voice came from behind them followed by pede-steps. "Seems someone is already practicing their fighting skills" Deadlock smirked as he petted the purple and gold sparkling's helm.

"Sorry Deadlock, I know we promised to keep it down while you recharged" Hot Rod looked down at his pedes rather guilty.

Deadlock however just chuckled as he sat in the spare seat next to the speedster and his sparkling. "No worries Roddy, I'm just a light sleeper so it's not the weirdest thing that's woken me up" The grey and white speedster then crossed his arms before gazing out the ship's window. "So Earth huh? Not where I thought everyone would have run off too" He then returned his attention back to Hot Rod "Do you think 'He' is there?"

Hot Rod let out a long sigh as he pulled his bittie closer to his chest. "I hope so, I'm not sure what else to do" His spoiler flicked nervously as he finally met Deadlock's gaze. "I just want to be sure before I really start making life changing events for the both of us"

A soft grumble escaped the former Decepticon's intake as he leaned forwards slightly. "I know you're doing this for your sparkling Roddy, But Soundwave is stubbornly loyal to the Decepticon cause!" Deadlock's plating flared as he narrowed his amber optics. "I'm not sure he'll just be willing to become a Sire without you by his side"

"I know that's a risk, but we can co-create...hopefully...maybe" Hot Rod suddenly felt small as he gazed down at his sparkling. They suddenly looked up at their Carrier letting out a confused trill as they stopped playing with their toy, unsure why their Carrier was so worried.

Deadlock let out a long sigh but his EM field sent waves of small comfort. "Just...be careful alright? I didn't just leave the Decepticon's out of goodness of my spark Roddy...Megatron he's...gone mad" The grey and white speedster's finnals had fully drooped to the side of his helm making Deadlock look like a kicked turbo fox. "It's not safe anymore"

Hot Rod's spoiler flicked nervously again as he carefully petted his bittie's helm with his free servo. "I will, and Lock?"

"Hm?"

"If the worst is to happen to me...and I mean the worst not just a petty argument. You'll make sure my sparkling gets out of the danger zone...no matter what, okay?" Hot Rod had never been more sure about anything in his life.

Deadlock sat up straight and with a long hard stare he nodded. "Alright, I'll watch out for them" He then reached out with his clawed servo. "Just...don't let it get to that point...I don't want to lose my Amica after all"

"Heh" Hot Rod then gave a soft smile as he reached out with his own servo grabbing the clawed one of his Amica. "I keep no promises. But I'll try"

"Good"

A sudden loud beep followed by a little sneeze drew the speedster's attention back at the sparkling. They were currently using one servo to rub their nose getting orfactory fluid everywhere on their face. A soft groan escaped Hot Rod as he used his servo to carefully grab his bittie's arms to prevent them spreading more gooey fluid over their face. "Great...I think I left the spare cleaning rags in the other room"

"I'll get it!" Deadlock quickly bounced to their pedes as he rushed to the other room. "Just make sure they don't accidently get it on the controls, that's a pain to clean up"

The red speedster laughed as he already began to try and wipe away most of the mess from the bittie's face. "Ah don't worry its not messy, just be glad it was orfactory fluid and not purged energon" Hot Rod snorted again when he heard Deadlock made a 'eugh' noise from the other room. "Heh, Uncle Deadlock still has a lot to learn but he'll get there someday. Especially if he wants bitties with your Uncle Ratchet"

The sparkling just happily giggled as they bounced in place still trying to get their sticky servos onto their Carriers plating. Oh the joys of Creator-hood.

(Hope you enjoyed)

I am in LOVE with this au and i’n saving this so i never forget it

@theoceanoasis you’ll love this

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So about your red guys don't die au, I'd love to know more about!!!! It makes me feel happy, first off right before I stumbled upon it I was like "wow I sure wish some makes a tfp au where Cliffjumper doesn't die because he's one of my favorite characters" and then I scroll down some more and see it here! Like how funny is that!

I'm glad people seem to be enjoying it so far! There is not enough justice for Cliffjumper truly. Me throwing in Ironhide is purely bias and I am not above admitting so; i think he's fun and highly underrated.

I'm doodling as ideas come to me as I gradually watch the show with my sibling and seeing where I can fit in my guys, so not a whole lot is set in stone, but I've got some pretty minor tweaks to how the first episode(movie? five-parter?) would go.

Starscream doesn't outright kill Cliffjumper (obvs) instead keeping alive just enough to try and pry information out of him (of course, Starscream is stuck dealing with the mech who claimed a secret coded message from Optimus Prime was the Autobot leader stating that Megatron smelled like Unicron's armpit so brute force was met with very little success)

Most of Cliffjjumper's injuries were acquired during the interogation but what screws him over in the long term is his exposure to Dark Energon. Megatron decides to test out the start of his "new army" (a small legion of revived vehicons) on the battered bot

The Autobots rescue mission was successful but CJ is BAD condition (being cut clean in two is never fun even if you hadn't been through 3 days worth of Starscream) and Ironhide was even able to secure a bit of energon

this resparks the argument between Ratchet and Ironhide on where their limited energon supplly should be focused on: weponry or medicine

If Ironhide had been able to upgrade Cliffjumper's arsenal like he'd wanted he wouldn't have been so easily captured

If Ratchet had been able to keep a supply on hand Cliffjumper they wouldn't have needed to worry about whether they had enough to to properly flush the crud (Dark Energon) out of his systems

Since Ratchet has to focus on treating and stabilizing Cliffjumper, Ironhide is the one to accompany Optimus to the Graveyard and confront the army of the undead (for the record, his plasma blade upgrades worked fantastically thank you very much!)

Preoccupied with CJ in the MedBay, Ratchet hardly registers the chaos until he's brought more injured idiots

the rest of the episode goes about the same, with Cliffjumper stabilized but in stasis for a while to let him rest/recover a bit

Oh! And CJ does get a little buddy of his own down the way, but that's later down the line. (he fights it the entire time too)

(Ironhide, if only to annoy Ratchet, gets along with all the kids. He's the fun uncle who gives them guns when Mom (Optimus) isn't looking.)

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I’m thinking maybe we should make another character be Orion and D’s adopted sparkling in TF One AUs. Though to be honest, I don’t know who (still not knowledgeable on Transformers characters)

Don’t get me wrong, I understand why people make it Bee, considering he’s in the movie, and in most other continuities, he’s significantly younger than Megatron and Optimus and is usually given a father-son dynamic with the latter, at least in fanon

But also we’re missing out on the opportunity to make Bee the fun uncle to this hypothetical kid, and I think that’d be cool