#uncle heavy

[heavyweponguy]

Privet comrades,

I shall be your reminder for your mental and physical health.

For start, if therapy not best option then use and app on smoll device, and don't for get to find someone you can talk to. But do not make person a therapist you trash when done.

As for little comrades physical, that is eat, drink, and sleep. I start with sleep, as I find most important on list. If you find hard to sleep, maybe try background noise. Everyone's is different. Another might be sleep app, heavy personally uses pokemon sleep.

As of eating and drink, keep up with healthy times, and keep water close. That is all comrades.

Spasibo

(Mod here, it totally not my head canon that heavy plays pokemon. Also please be kind to your self)

[magic-worms]

so like i did not expect at all for my tf2 baboon post to get so popular or to see a ton of new followers from it. but that’s what happened. i can’t believe you guys like isa so much

you like her?? my little baby monkey?? my seven year old sweet little baby typing monkey??? well you’re in luck because i like her too and i haven’t been able to stop drawing her. here’s some family doodles

+ a couple scoutlings ^_^

[sforzesco]

I got. thoughts. about valens and voices in imperial roman history. but I also got a lot of thoughts about uhhhhhh choosing your brother for co ruling the Fratricide Foundation Story Empire. many thoughts about themistius' oration too

Brotherly Love, Themistius (trans. Peter Heather & David Moncur)

⭐ places I’m at! bsky / pixiv / pillowfort /cohost / cara.app / insta

[darwuzhere]

@leffee

uncle heavy…

[mandoriana]

Leon introducing his knights using nicknames is like:

Leon: These are Percy, Ely, Lance, and Mor.

Novice: Nice to meet you. *shy*

Merlin introducing the knights with nicknames would be like:

Merlin: So, these are my boys, that one is Sir Rick, but we all call him Night Vision.

Novice: Night Vision? Why?

Merlin: Oh, he went blind.

Novice: 😨

Merlin: That one is Sweetie.

Novice: Awww, is he very kind?

Merlin: No, he's diabetic.

Novice: Oh my God, sorry, sir!

Merlin: That one is Phantom Pregnancy because he’s big-headed 🤣

Novice: 😰

Merlin: This is Mogi, but everyone calls him Adam.

Novice: Oh, is he devout?

Merlin: No, his wife broke one of his ribs.

Novice: My God.

Merlin: This is Gold.

Novice: Why the nickname Gold? Is he invaluable?

Merlin: No, because if you melt him, he gives you his butt.

Novice: 😬

Merlin: This is Paçoca.

Novice: Cool, I love paçoca.

Merlin: I used to call him Peanut, but one day he was run over by a cart, so now he’s Paçoca.

Novice: 😰

Merlin: This is Arthur, our invaluable prince...

Novice *bows*: Sir...

Merlin: We call him Born to Kill.

Novice: What! 😰

Merlin: Relax, he didn't kill that many people, his mother died in childbirth...

Novice *slowly losing sanity*: My God...

Merlin: This is Gaius, not a knight but my uncle, the boys call him Reaper.

Novice: I already know why, is it because he's a gravedigger?

Merlin: No, he's a doctor, but he kills more than he saves lives.

Novice *dying inside*: Oh.

Merlin: This is Ezra, we call him Chatterbox.

Novice: I'm also very talkative! 😃

Merlin: Ezra is mute. 😃

Novice *dies*

Merlin: This is Stuntman.

Novice: Was he an actor before he became a knight?

Merlin: No, he fell from the third floor and survived.

Novice *gives up on life*

Merlin: That one is Aladdin.

Novice: ...

Merlin: His wife left, took everything, and only left him with a carpet.

Novice *sighs, getting used to it*: Okay. And that one?

Merlin: Oh, that's Stealing.

Novice: Why? 🤨

Merlin: Because stealing is ugly, and so is he. 😃

Novice: And that other one?

Merlin: That's Stealing's brother, we call him Killing.

Novice: Is he a murderer?

Merlin: No, because Stealing is ugly, but Killing is much worse.

[demaparbat-hp]

Zuko was a child when he met Agni. Then, the spirits started coming to him. Eyes hidden in the hallways, voices pleading for help, for recognition, for remembrance.

Zuko could see Agni. He could see the broken remains of a Great Spirit and the empty smiles of amnesiac ghosts.

And they could see him in return.

[heavyweponguy]

Ah, private, I hope this message finds all we. But I hear not all of you are sleeping when appropriate. So pls sleep for your uncle heavy. Also, how many times do i need to remind all you comrades sleeping it important? Sleep is very important. If you should not be up, don't be up. Go to bed when it is best for you, but don't be stupid and only get 4 hours of sleep. Sleep when most appropriate time, spasibo.

(Alright moth, sleep. @lampinspectingmoth , also anyone else insisting to be stupid with their sleep schedule)

[drops-of-universe]

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[batsyvie]

she reminds him of his rose

[heavyweponguy]

Mod here, I swear one little move as heavy and I break everyone.

Da, all comrades are delicate as the flora. You all okay?

Omg Heavy Weapons Guy from the hit 2007 game Team Fortress 2 is real?? And he's following me on tumblr dot com????

[adultperson666]

[lovebeatriceplz]

My favorite fathers/ father figures in media

Happy father's day ♡ ( to those who deserve it)

[spooky-month-archive]

Character references for Spooky Month 2: The Stars

[heavyweponguy]

You are okay comrade, take a breath. Yous still so fragile smoll flora Delta.

*you get head pats and head kisses*

gulp......

[emilythedog661-tf2]

Why Soldier is Considered the 'Team Dad'

So, Engineer is the Team Mom and Soldier is the Team Dad

Scout and Pyro are the Kids

Medic is The Evil Team Uncle with Sniper as the team Laid Back uncle aka Medic's Husband

Heavy is the teams Calm uncle who always have to break up fights between Scout and Pyro when engineer or soldier isn't around

Demo is the teams Drunk Uncle

and lastly, Spy is the teams Reserved easily annoyed Uncle (but also scout's dad when he wants to be)

[heavymetal]

Carnival Of Souls: The Final Sessions is finally released on October 28, 1997.

The band’s 17th studio album, and the last of the unmasked era, is one of the more polarizing works from the KIϟϟ discography. With an original title of Head, KIϟϟ was in the studio recording it from November 1995 through February 1996.

During recording COS, Paul and Gene were in private talks about a reunion tour with Ace and Peter. So the album was shelved upon completion. Featuring a more trendy grunge and darker mood to it, Paul and Gene didn’t want this sound competing with the classic KIϟϟ era that would soon take center stage literally.

At some point after completion, the album’s material got leaked and the bootlegged material got heavily circulated by fans. This ultimately led to KIϟϟ officially releasing the album in 1997.