#umbrella acadamy luther

[slapyou-intheface-blog]

Luther: For self defense reasons, I’m going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Diego, Five, and Klaus: Alright.

Luther: If you don’t want to die, give me all your money.

Diego: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Five: Bold of you to assume I don’t want to die.

Klaus: Bold of you to assume I can die.

[thehargreevesfamily]

Five: Can you please be serious for five minutes? Klaus: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

[highlyincorrect]

Luther: Good morning

Klaus: MORNING BITCHES, LETS GET THAT BREAD

Diego: Rise and grind! 💯💯💪💪😤😤

Viktor: 🌹 🌸 good morning all 💕 god bless 🌺

Five, sipping coffee: Morning motherfuckers

[fics-and-quotes-andthelike]

Diego Hargreeves: Between Victor, Allison, Ben, and Luther -- if you had to -- who would you punch?

Five Hargreeves: None of them. You’re my siblings, I wouldn't punch any of you.

Diego Hargreeves: Luther?

Five Hargreeves: Yeah, but I don't know why.

[h4ndler]

Luther: Klaus! I thought you were dead! Klaus: No, just in deep cover. Luther: ...But it was an open casket. Klaus: It was very deep.

[tua-said-this]

diego: What time is it?

klaus: I don't know, hand me the trumpet.

diego: *hands him the trumpet*

klaus: *starts loudly playing the trumpet*

luther: WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THE TRUMPET AT 3 AM

klaus: It's 3 AM.

[frozenwafflesagain]

The Hargreeves As Quotes From My Ongoing IRL Quote List

Luther: "I'm nothing but a man of missed opportunities."

Diego: "If I don't have clout, what do I have? My mustache?"

Allison: "Not to be rude, but I am so much better than you right now."

Klaus: "If you didn't want me to talk, you shouldn't have said my name."

Five: "I thrive off of scorn from people I don't respect."

Brella!Ben: "If this is heaven, I don’t want to know what hell is like."

Viktor: "It's a good thing I don't use my powers for evil."

Lila: "I'm not saying it's your fault, but I did everything right."

Sparrow!Ben: "When I'm in the room, all compliments go to me."

Grace: "I'm so good at having fun!"

Reggie: "It takes 3 generations to become content with no free will. Take away free will and there's no problems."

[atriza]

Fandoms I write for:

The Umbrella Academy

Harry Potter

Anne with an e

My hero Academia

Haikyuu

Kpop

Heartstopper

Heartbreak High

Once upon a Time

Descendents

Many more

[shiveratic]

HIGHWAY TO HELL: PLAYLIST (season one)

HIGHWAY TO HELL: AC/DC

SOUL KITCHEN: THE DOORS

SMOOTH OPREATOR: SADE

MAD ABOUT YOU: HOOVERPHONIC

MOONLIGHT; KALI UCHIS

GURELLIA RADIO: RAGE AGANIST THE MAICHENE

GOO GOO MUCK: THE CRAMPS

PEPPERS: LANA DEL REY

FIENSE: BRUNO MARS

UPTOWN GIRL: BILLY JOEL

HOUSE OF MEMORIES: PANIC! AT THE DISCO

VICTORIOUS; PANIC! AT THE DISCO

AIN'T NO MOUTAIN HIGH ENOUGH: MARVIN GAYE, TAMMI TERREL

AS IF IT'S YOUR LAST: BLACKPINK

EVIL: MELANIE MARTINIEZ

HIGHWAY TO HELL: PLAYLIST (season two)

HIGHWAY TO HELL: AC/DC

LIVING DEAD GIRL: ROB ZOMBIE

GOSSIP: MANESKIN, TOM MORELLO

SHE KEEPS ME UP: NICKLEBACK

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE: GUNS N' ROSES

RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM: MAXINE NIGHTINGALE

MARIA MARIA: SANTANA, THE PRODUCT G&B

SOAP: ENTRO

LUXURIOUS: GWEN STEFIANI

THE CHAIN: FLEETWOODMAC

LIVIN' LA VIDA LOCA: RICKY MARTIN

RYTHM NATION: JANET JACKSON

LOVE SHACK: THE B-52'S

MAMMAMIA: MANESKIN

PHYSCO KILLER: TALKING HEADS

WALK THIS WAY: AEROSMITH

HIGHWAY TO HELL: PLAYLIST (season three)

HIGHWAY TO HELL: AC/DC

REMEMBER THE TIME: MICHEAL JACKSON

LOVE SHOT: EXO

SHINUNOGA E-WA: FUJII KAZE

KNEE SOCKS: ARCTIC MONKEYS

HOUSE OF CARDS: BTS

PARTY MONSTER: THE WEEKEND

WHERE DID YOUR HEART GO?: WHAM!

ULTRAVIOLENCE: LANA DEL REY

GET FREE: LANA DEL REY

VICTORIOUS: PANIC! AT THE DISCO

I DID SOMETHING BAD: TAYLOR SWIFT

OFF TO THE RACES: LANA DEL REY

PROM SONG (GONE WRONG): LANA DEL REY

SMARTY: LANA DEL REY

CALL ME BABY: EXO

BECAUSE OF YOU: LANA DEL REY

BLACK SHEEP: METRIC

HIGH BY THE BEACH: LANA DEL REY

HIT THE ROAD JACK: JEFF SAVAC, THE CAERTTS

TREAT ME LIKE A SLUT: KIM PETRAS

THEY WANNA FUCK: KIM PETRAS

RUNAWAY RUNAWAY: MARS ARGO

HOUSE OF BALLONS / GLASS TABLE GIRLS: THE WEEKEND

CHARACTER INFORMATION: 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭

𖤐⭒๋࣭ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑

𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑

NUMBER ONE: CELESTE PIRCE

NUMBER: UNO

AGE: 24

QUOTE: "There's my pretty girl, long time no see!"

ABILITY: REALITY SHIFTING/ MAINUPLATION, CAN SHIFT PERCIPITIONS OF REALITY, LIKE MOVING THROUGH MIRRORS, MAKING BUILDINGS MOLD, WALK ON BUILDINGS, TURN PEOPLE'S PERCEPTION UPSIDE DOWN, AND ABILITY TO FORM THINGS FROM REALITY MAINUPLATION, USUALLY WEAPONS.

DRAWBACKS: CRIMINALLY INSANE USER, CAN DRIVE PEOPLE THE ABILITY IS USED AGANIST TO THE POINT OF MADNESS , DIZZINESS, OVERUSE OF THE ABILTY CAN CAUSE THE USER TO HAVE SEVERE HALLUICANATIONS AND BLOODLUST.

APPEREANCE: SHE HAS BLACK, SHORT MESSY AND CURLY HAIR. IT STOPS RIGHT AT HER LOWER NECK, AND IS USUALLY TUCKED BEHIND HER EARS. SHE IS FLIPPINO WITH A TANISH, OLIVE SKIN COLOR. SHE HAS A ROUND NOSE AND SLANTED BRIGHT GREEN EYES. SHE HAS LONG EYELASHES AND A MOLE RIGHT BELOW HER BOTTOM LIP. SHE HAS A JAWLINE, BUT HER FACE IS SOFT AND ELEGENT. HER BLACK BANGS ARE USUALLY VISIBLE BUT SPILT IN THE MIDDLE. SHE IS 5'8, AND HER BODY TYPE IS MEDIUM/ BUFF. SHE USUALLY WEARS A BLACK DRESS, WITH PUFFED SLEEVES AND A LITTLE CLEVAGE SHOWING WITH LACE DETAILING. IT STOPS AT HER HIGHER THIGJD BUT SHE HAS A PINSTRIP BLAZER. IT IS USUALLY BUTTONED IN THE MIDDLE AND FLARRED OUT AT THE BOTTOM. SHE ALSO IS USUALLY SEEN IN BLACK HEELS OR PLATFORMS

NUMBER TWO: RUTH PIRCE

NUMBER: DOS'

AGE: PHYSCIALLY (16) MENTALLY (34)

QUOTE: "Someone please shut Celeste the fuck up."

ABILITY: PORTAL MAKING/ CREATION, CAN CREATE PORTALS TO ANY AREA USER DESIRES, USUALLY NO LIMIT UNLESS IT IS BACK IN TIME OR BEHOND USUAL PHYSICS LIKE OUTERSPACE, CAN MAKE PORTALS ON ANY SURFACE HER HAND TOUCHES AND CAN ALSO CREATE THEM WITH HER FEET OR FLICK OF THE WRIST, TECHINCAL TELEPORTATION, CAN PULL RANDOM OBJECTS OR PEOPLE OUT FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PORTAL.

DRAWBACKS: PORTALS ARE NOT ALWAYS STABLE DEPENDING ON THE USERS STATE, VERY RARELY TAKES USER SOMEWHERE DIFFERENT FROM WHERE THEY WANT TO BE, POWER IS PRACTICALLY USELESS IF ARMS AND LEGS ARE TIED UP, POWERS AUTOMATICALLY SHUT DOWN WHEN INTOXICATED.

APPERANCE: RUTH HAS SHORT AND MESSY DARK AND PINK HAIR. IT IS SPLAYED OUT IN ALL DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS AND VERY SOFT LOOKING. HAD BANGS THAT SHADOW OVER HER MAGENTIC AMBER BROWN EYED THAT HAVE HINTS OF WHISKEY GOLD IN THEM. SHE IS MEXICAN AND HAS THE BODY OF A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD DUE TO CLASSIFIED INFORMATION. HAS FRECKLES AND A BUTTON NOSE AND BRUISED LIPS. SHE ALSO HAS HEAVY EYEBAGS. SHE IS ALSO 5'1, AND IS USUALLY SEEN WEARING A ACADEMY UNIFORM. IT HAS A RED, FORMAL BLAZER WITH WHITE OUTLINE AND IS USUALLY BUTTONED IN THE MIDDLE. IT ALSO HAS CUFFS AND A EMBLEM OF A SHIELD ON THE TOP RIGHT CORNER. UNDERNEATH IS A BUTTONED UP WHITE SHIRT WITH A COLLAR AND RED AND GOLD TUCKED IN TIE. FINALLY, SHE USUALLY HAS A RED MID-THIGH RED SKIRT ON WITH WHITE SOCKS AND BLACK MARY JANES.

NUMBER THREE: ASTRO PIRCE

NUMBER: TRES'

AGE: 24

QUOTE: "After everything, it's still you.."

ABILITY: ELECTROMAINUPLATION / ELECTRICTY & LIGHTING MAINUPLATION. CAN SHOCK PEOPLE, LIGHT THINGS UP, ELECTROCUTION, LIGHT MAINUPLATION, ELECTROMAGNETIC WATER, SLIGHT SOUNDWAVE MAINUPLATION AROUND ALOT Of LIGHTS.

DRAWBACKS: USER CAN ACTUALLY BE SHOCKED THEMSELF, CANNOT FEEL BELOW HER LOWER ARMS, NUMB NERVES AND STRAIN, NAUESA, DIZZINESS, USER CAN FACE PREMENT NERVE OR EYE DAMAGE FROM OVERUSE.

APPERANCE: ASTRO USES SHE/THEY PRONOUNS. SHE HAS LONG, WAVY AND DAMP LOOKING WHITE HAIR. IT IS USUALLY TIED UP IN A LOW PONYTAIL AND HER BANGS SHADOW OVER HER EYES. SHE IS KOERAN AMERICAN AND HAS PALE SKIN. SHE ALSO HAS MOLES AND A FAINT SCAR ON HER BOTTOM LIP. HER EYES ARE SLANTED AND A YELLOW- LIGHT HAZEL SHADE. SHE HAS A ROUND JAWLINE AND HAS RED MARKS UNDER HER EYES. THEIR HEIGHT IS AROUND 5'7. THEY ARE USUALLY WEARING BUTTON UP SHORTS THAT HAVE BUTTONS AND THE ENDS OF THEM ARE USUALLY ROLLED UP OR CUFFED. AS FOR A TOP, SHE USUALLY WEARS A WHITE SHIRT WITH STRIPES AND SHORT SLEEVES. SHE ALSO USUALLY HAD SANDALS OR BROWN CONVERSES ON.

NUMBER FOUR: VIOLET PIRCE

NUMBER: CUATRO

AGE: 24

QUOTE: "They're all emotionally stunned children..my god."

ABILITY: INVISIBILTY, THE ABILITY TO TURN INVISBLE AND NONSEEING, CAN TOUCH AND TALK TO PEOPLE WHILE INVISBLE, CAN HOLD UP TO SIX HOURS, SLIGHT REALITY MAINUPLATION LIKE MAINUPLATING REFLECTIONS.

DRAWBACKS: CAN FLICKER IN AND OUT OF BEING INVISBLE AND VISIBLE WHEN WET, TOUCHED BY SOMEONE, OR EXTREME EMOTIONS, CAN BECOME STUCK INVISBLE FOR DAYS AT A TIME IF OVERUSED, EASILY SPOTTED IN SHADOWS.

APPERANCE: VIOLET IS A YOUNGER LOOKING GIRL. SHE HAS BLONDE HAIR THAT IS USUALLY TIED INTO A BRAIDED BUN. SHE ALSO USUALLY HAS A BLUE RIBBON HOLDING IT TOGETHER. HER BLONDE BANGS ARE USUALLY DISHELVED BUT HOVER RIGHT BELOW HER EYEBROWS. SHE HAS TAN SKIN BUT SHE IS WHITE. SHE IS ALSO BRITISH AND HER EYES ARE A DEEP BLUE COLOR. SHE HAS A ROUND JAWLINE AND A BEAUTY MARK NEAR HER RiGHT EYE AND BOTTOM LIP. SHE ALSO IS USUALLY WEARING A BUTTON UP WHITE SHIRT. USUALLY THERE IS A BLUE TIE AROUND IT AND SHE HAS A WHITE AND BLUE CARDIGIN ON. VIOLET IS AROUND 5'4. SHE ALSO USUALLY IS WEARING A LONG WHITE SKIRT OR IT STOPS ABOVE HER KNEES. SHE ALSO HAS WHITE SOCKS ON AND BLUE CHUNKY SHOES, BUT SOMETIMES THEIR BEAT UP CONVERSE.

NUMBER FIVE: HIRAEITH PIRCE

NUMBER: CINCO

AGE: 24

QUOTE: "Can't just pull a dead person out of the ashes to talk to them and have tea, not how it works."

ABILITY:  CAN TALK TO THE DEAD AND USE THEIR ABILITIES, CAN BECOME POSSESED, PHASE THROUGH WALLS (POSSESED), CAN TURN INVISIBLE (POSSESED), ENHANCED FIGHTING ABILITIES, EXTREME FLEXIBILITY, TECHINCAL IMMORTALITY??

DRAWBACKS: PARANOIA AND HALLUICANATIONS, SOMETIMES CAN'T BECOME UNPOSSESSED AFTER A WHILE, SOMETIMES GHOSTS AREN'T FRIENDLY, FATIGUE, NAUSEA, WEAK IMMUNE SYSYEM.

APPERANCE: HIRAEITH HAS SHORT, CURLY BLACK HAIR. IT IS USUALlY TUCKED BEHIND HER EARS, SHOWING OFF THE MULTIPLE PIRCEINGS SHE HAS. SHE IS ONLY 5'3. SHE IS MIXED WITH KOERAN, ITALIAN AND MEXICAN. SHE HAS A RASPY AND TIRED SLIGHT ITALIAN ACCENT, FROM HER TIME IN ITALY AND BEING RAISED THERE BEFORE SHE WAS ADOPTED. SHE HAS BLUEISH INDIGO EYES WITH A ALMOST PURPLE UNDERTONE. SHE HAS A SHARP JAWLINE AND ALMOST SCARY APPERANCE. SHE USUALLY IS WEARING A BLACK DRESS OR SWEATER. ALTHOUGH, SHE USUALLY WEARS A TIGHTFITTING BLACK LONG SLEEVE SHIRT WITH WHITE LACE DETAILING. SHE ALSO WEARS A PAIR OF BLACK LOWAISTED JEANS OR A BLACK JEAN SKIRT. USUALLY HER LEGS ARE COVERED BY LEGGINGS, OR FISHNETS AND HIRAEITH USUALLY WEARS COMBAT BOOTS.

NUMBER SIX: CHIYO PIRCE

NUMBER: SEIS'

AGE: 24

QUOTE: "SOMEONE TELL RUTH TO STOP SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY!!"

ABILITY: SEDUCTION / THE ABILITY TO MAKE ANYONE FALL IN LOVE WITH HER, WHEN IN LOVE PEOPLE BEND TO HER WILL, MIND MAINUPLATION, HYPNOTIZIM, SELF-SACFRICE.

DRAWBACKS: PEOPLE THE ABILITY IS USED ON USUALLY BECOME OBESSED WITH HER, VICTIMS USUALLY COMIT MURDER IN HER 'NAME', PARANOIA.

APPERANCE: CHIYO HAS SOFT, TIED BACK PINK HAIR. IT IS USUALLY TIED BACK INTO TWO SMALL PIGTAIL BRAIDS AND PINK FLOWERS ARE TIED INTO IT. HER LOOKS ARE OTHERWORDLY, ALMOST ANGELIC. SHE IS KOERAN AND HAS PALE SOFT SKIN, SHE HAS ALOT OF MOLES AND BEAUTY MARKS ON HER FACE. SHE HAS BANGS THAT ARE DISHELVED AND HOVER ABOVE HER EYEBROWS. CHIYO ALSO HAS A BUTTON NOSE. HER FACE IS DIAMOND SHAPED WITH A TOUCH OF SOFTNESS TO IT. SHE USUALLY WEARS DRESSES, ONES THAT ARE WHITE AND HAVE FLOWER DESIGNS. SHE ALSO USUALLY HAS PUFFY SLEEVES AND SOME OF HER CHEST IS SHOWING. ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HER NECK, SHE HAS A HEART SHAPED BRITHMARK. SHE ALSO USUALLY HAS WHITE TIGHTS OR FISHNETS ON. SHE FINALLY, USUALLY HAS GREEN PLATFORMS OR CONVERSES ON.

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NUMBER SEVEN: NOEL PIRCE

NUMBER: SIETE'

AGE: 24

QUOTE: "For the last time, I don't eat brains."

ABILITY: LIVING DEAD GIRL / ZOMBIE ANATOMY,  HAS THE APPERANCE OF A ZOMBIE (CLASSIFIED INFORMATION), TELEKNISIS, CAN WITHSTAND MUCH MORE THEN A AVERAGE HUMAN (NOT IMMORTAL), CAN CONTROL PLANTS, HYPNOTIZIM.

DRAWBACKS: CHRONIC BODY ACHES AND MIGRAINES, BLOODLUST (DOESNT EAT BRAINS), BELIVING THAT SHE'S IMMORTAL, SOMETIMES HAS EPLITIC EPISODES, POTS, VERY LOW IRON.

APPERANCE: NOEL HAS THE APPERANCE OF A ZOMBIE, HER SKIN IS A FAINT PALEISH GREEN. SHE HAS RATTED, WHITE HAIR WITH A FEW GREEN HIGHLIGHTS. SOME PEOPLE SAY THEY SPOTTED DRY BLOOD IN IT. SHE HAS FADED GREEN EYES, ALMOST LOOKING BLIND. SHE HAS A LARGE BONE MARK IN HER NECK BUT IS USUALLY COVERED WITH HER TURTLENECK. SHE HAS A ROUND JAWLINE AND SHARP NOSE. SHE IS AROUND 5'5. SHE HAS A BONE STICKING OUT OF HER HIP, AND LEFT WRIST. SHE ALSO HAS ALOT OF NASTY SCARS BUT SHE COVERS HERSELF UP. SHE IS USUALLY SEEN WEARING A GREEN OR BLACK TURTLE NECK, LONG SLEEVE SHIRT. SHE ALSO WEARS BLACK AND PALE GREEN ARMY SKIRTS. HER LEGS ARE USUALLY COVERED IN TIGHTS AND BEAT UP, DIRTY SHOES.

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NUMBER EIGHT: CARMEN PIRCE

NUMBER: OCHO

AGE: 24

QUOTE: “Oh no darling, I just want your head on a pike! That’s all!”

ABILITY: FIRE MAINUPLATION, CAN CREATE FIRE OUT OF NOTHING, CAN MAKE THINGS BLOW UP, FIRE CONTROL, CAN TOUCH FIRE WITHOUT BEING BURNED, CAN AIM FIRE AT PEOPLE, SET BUILDINGS ON FIRE.

DRAWBACKS: WHEN USER FEELS INTENSE EMOTIONS LIKE EMBRASSMENT OR ANGER FLAMES CAN BECOME OUT OF CONTROL, UNSTABLE EMOTIONS, POWERS SHUT DOWN WHEN INTOXICATED, POWERS EASILY ACTIVATED.

APPERANCE: SHE HAS BROWN, LONG HAIR, IT IS IN A BLOWOUT AND WOLF-CUT STYLE. SHE IS MEXICAN AND HAS BROWNISH RED EYES. SHE IS AROUND 5'6. AND SHE HAS A LARGE SCAR THROUGH HER LEFT EYE. SHE HAS MORE SHARP FEATURES AND HAS A DIAMOND FACIAL SHAPE. SHE HAS A ROUND NOSE WITH FRECKLES. CARMEN USUALLY WEARS A RED, LONG SLEEVE SHIRT. USUALLY WITH A LACE DETAILING AND THE SLEEVES START PAST HER COLLARBONES. SHE ALSO HAS ON EITHER A JEAN SKIRT OR BLACK OR RED BAGGY PANTS. USUALLY WEARING RED CONVERSES AS WELL. SHE HAS ANOTHER SCAR IN HER CUPIDS BOW LIP. HER BROWN HAIR IS USUALLY PUT HALFWAY UP WITH A HAIRCLIP AND HER BANGS ARE BLOWN OUT AND PUSHED TO THE SIDE.

CHARACTERS AESTETHICS; 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𖤐⭒๋࣭

NUMBER ONE: CELESTE PIRCE (THE INSANITY)

NUMBER TWO: RUTH PIRCE (THE WEARY)

NUMBER THREE: ASTRO PIRCE (THE RADIANCE)

NUMBER FOUR: VIOLET PIRCE (THE LONELINESS)

NUMBER FIVE: HIRAEITH PIRCE (THE BELDAM)

NUMBER SIX: CHIYO PIRCE (THE AMOR)

NUMBER SEVEN: NOEL PIRCE (THE WALKING DEAD)

NUMBER EIGHT: CARMEN PIRCE (THE BLAZE)

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[glitteredcateyedsass]

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[slapyou-intheface-blog]

*Thoughts on stabbing people*

Luther: Would never stab anyone.

Viktor: Would apologize in the act.

Allison: Would stab someone in retaliation.

Klaus: Yells “I won’t hesitate, bitch!” first.

Diego: Would stab without warning.

Five: Would stab as a warning.

[thehargreevesfamily]

Klaus: If you water water, it grows. Luther: ...What. Diego: They've got a point.

[highlyincorrect]

*Diego has driven the family to the store in his dad-van*

Lila: Did the others like riding in the new van?

Diego: I think they’re warming up to it

Intercom: Would the owner of the musty-ass white and blue van with the puke-orange accents please drive it back to the early naughties where it belongs?

Lila:

Diego: KLAUS GET OFF THE INTERCOM

Intercom: And perhaps burn the evidence when he’s done, as fellow motorists are being driven to suicide by the sight alone

Diego: FIVE, YOU TOO

(Like much love Diego but what is this mystery inc looking bitch)

[funnyifwebothgotitwrong]

So I've watched "The Umbrella Acadamy" season 4.

Hm.

At first I actually considered that Aiden Gallagher might have lost the ability to act when he grew up into an adult, but to be fair: he can only work with what they give him, and what is he supposed to do when they write Five as a love sick puppy.

I don't even think that the whole Lila thing was out of character for him, they had always more in common with each other than with anyone else, which is exactly why they first hated each other. But they also just had chemistry from the start. Neither of them would have ever acted upon it unless they ... were trapped together in an apocalyptic wasteland subway. I mean, come on, the guy got so lonely during his first last man on earth gig that he shacked up with a fucking puppet. Five is, at heart, a social animal. (He might also be asexual, since I've noticed that there is no canon confirmation that either of these relationships were ever sexual. So one could fill in the blanks either way.)

So yeah, that actually tracks. The problem is that it was the only thing about him that season. He somehow didn't even notice that his boss had the tattoo of the conspiracy group he was investigating all the time? HOW?

And they did that to all the characters.

Klaus was going downhill ever since they took out the genderqueer goth after season 1 and replaced it with plain hippie. But he is a character driven by impulses and emotions, so his sudden jump into anxiety could be concievable, even though he didn't know for years that he couldn't die and has had several stretches of sobriety during the first seasons and it never happened then.

What does absolutely not make sense is that him being dosed with Marigold would also mean the automatic end of his sobriety. The Marigold never had anything directly to do with his drug addiction, that happened because he wanted to numb himself out of fear of the dead spirits. Which he had learned to understand and even partially control during those last few seasons, so he should at least have been able to hold out for a while before starting to self-medicate again. If they had actually dosed him with the sake, sure, that would have meant relapse. But not the the return of his powers on its own, that didn't make sense. (Him immediately walking into traffic after was hilarious, though.)

And then why would he seek out that drug dealer/loan shark/pimp whom he owes oodles of money, and then for some reason decide to die and come back to life right in front of him? First, are there no other drug dealers in the city? And second, WTF?

I mean I know they had to cut the season down to its bare bones and the original scripts were much longer than what we got, so maybe there was something in those cut scenes that would have made sense of that completely illogical action.

Him becoming a sex worker was totally on brand though, involuntary as it was, and I bet after he got the idea he would have easily chosen to pursue that career path on his own. 😂

Lila apparently got healed from the sociopathic traits that were instilled in her during her childhood through ... the gift of motherhood? 🤷🏻 Yes, the transition from assassin to caregiver to three small children couldn't have been easy. It also shouldn't have been possible that smoothly and completely. "Book Club" was an action waaayyy too subdued and controlled.

And then there are Diego and Luther. Yes, they never were geniuses and it would be natural for them to struggle without their superpowers. But they dumbed them both down beyond what is concievable for these characters with their upbringing and education. They turned them into comic relief (and in Diego's case, family drama & love triangle corner guy).

Viktor finally getting to confront Reginald was good for him. And it kind of made sense for him to be the voice of reason. I have to admit I don't know what else they could have done with him, because let's face it: his powers are kind of boring when he's not ending the world.

And Allison ... was there. To save Klaus, mostly. I appreciate that.

And I haven't even started on the plot. Can someone please explain to me why the cleansing of the Marigold in that one timeline would mean the destruction of all the timelines? All future timelines, sure! But for the rest they would have to go back in time and

either prevent Reginald bringing over the Marigold to their universe (or planet, though I don't think the destruction of a mere planet would have kept the Cleanse contained) in the first place, which would be safest,

or at least prevent the Marigold on earth entering people in 1989 and making them give birth to superhero babies, which would contain a risk since in that case the Marigold would still be around to possibly start it all over again at some future date.

Both of these options would still result in them never existing, but, you know, at least it would make sense that way.

Also, the kids & Lila's family would just disappear together with the timelines and the magic subway. Sorry. (And even if they didn't and everything worked out as it was shown in that last scene, it would have been another Grandfather Paradox and would thus have caused a Kugelblitz. Again.)

And how did the Durango enter our world again? Where did that fucking squid come from?

And why were all the Fives in the diner the same age? Could they not afford the actor of Old Man Five anymore? To mix it up at least a little?

So yeah, after season 2, which was basically a rehash of season 1 with a few details changed, and season 3, which they pumped full of J.J.Abrams-like mystery, flashy but lazy worldbuilding and unresolved hints, season 4 was definitely the low point. I actually feel reminded of "Heroes" and how that show went bad.

Because this time we didn't even have psychopathic genius grumpy-grandpa Five to steal the show.

[umbrellas-umbrellaseverywhere]

Van HCs

Okay so I saw this post ->

And I HAD to do it for the TUA bbs so I hope you guys enjoy :P

This is how they would sit and no you cannot change my mind

Luther

okay so maybe a couple of the siblings tried to fight Luther for driving rights

but Luther is the WORST when it comes to backseat driving

like Allison is pretty bad and don't even get me STARTED on Diego

but, god

Luther is the WORST

he also totally does that thing every dad I know does where he has to check a million times to make sure they have everything before they go ANYWHERE

"and you're SURE we brought the-"

"for fucks sake YES, we have EVERYTHING"

literally tunes everyone else out as soon as they hit the highway and is v focused on the road

because he'll be damned if they went through all this shit and then end up dying because he hit a slick spot on the road

Diego

he's the one who fought Luther the hardest for driving privilege

he lost but only because Luther annoys the fuck out of him when he tries to drive

honestly the only reason he even wanted to drive was because Luther drives so S L O W

like c'mon

everyone knows speed limits are only suggestions

since he doesn't get to drive, he has total control over the radio

even though everyone HATES the station he chooses

half of them are convinced he just picks the stations he thinks will annoy Luther the most

but Luther doesn't even pay attention so it's pretty much in vain

when he gets bored of messing with Luther he gazes out the window like a bored kid on a long road trip

Allison

mom

will fucking death glare anyone who tries to fuck with her so the back seaters (Klaus) don't even bother at this point

usually working on something (reading a book, looking through a stack of papers, working on some minuscule project)

honestly would've caved and taken a back seat if pressed hard enough, but super relieved that it didn't come to that

had to put down whatever she was doing a few times to stop a verbal spat

usually between Five and Klaus

she doesn't even really bother with Luther and Diego anymore

maybe tried to start up a game a few times, but gave up when it fell flat

bit of a backseat driver

Klaus

boy oh boy

everyone has beef with Klaus by the end of any road trip they go on

legitimately refuses to shut up the entire time

nags Diego persistently until he caved and allows him to pick the station for the duration of ONE song

fucks with Five CONSTANTLY

flicking Five on the back of his head

leaning over the seat to look at whatever Five is doing

asks so. many. questions.

the only time he gets quiet is when he receives one of Allison's death glares

but even that doesn't restrain him for long

the only joy he reaps from these car rides is from witnessing his siblings getting more and more exasperated at his antics

Five

mah boy just wants to gaze longingly out the window like the emo he is

gets super pissy at Klaus but honestly knows he would get bored if Klaus weren't there

that doesn't mean he won't snap a few times

would've been prepared to physically fight any of his siblings if they tried to seat him in the back

"hey guys, you ever heard of the quiet game?"

while Klaus does entertain him (not that he would admit it) he genuinely does wish he could get some peace and quiet

after 45 years you get used to peace and quiet

does crosswords and reads books when he can

Ben

Ben honestly hits both ends of the spectrum when it comes to car rides

for a good half of the trip, he retreats into his own little world

for the other half, he is the life of the unwanted party

he acts as Klaus' right hand man

but he's the one who comes up with increasingly rash ways to irritate the family

having Klaus drop ice cubes down Five's shirt? best moment of the whole trip.

in his calmer moments on the trip, he sometimes glances over Allison's shoulder to read along with her

he's the only one who manages to fall asleep in the car

Vanya

quiet bb

she reads books and newspapers and such

talks to Five about random things for a while

tries to keep Klaus entertained for the sake of the others, but he seems to get even more hyper on these trips so she can't keep him busy for long

tries to nap a few times but can't manage to get there

enjoys watching her siblings doing their individual things

is honestly super entertained by Klaus and plays along with a few of the things he and Ben pull

taps on Five's right shoulder and acts completely innocent when he turns around to look at her

he glares at Klaus and tries to figure out how he's turning away so quickly

until Vanya let's out a chuckle and gives it away

[balkanbitch]

Five: You know what? I don't want to continue this conversation

One of his siblings: Okay? And what are you going to do? We have to talk!

Five: This

Five: HELP THIS STRANGER IS TRYING TO KIDNAP ME

Five bolts in the opposite direction