#Klaus tried to sell it online for three dollars and a pack of gum

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*Diego has driven the family to the store in his dad-van*

Lila: Did the others like riding in the new van?

Diego: I think they’re warming up to it

Intercom: Would the owner of the musty-ass white and blue van with the puke-orange accents please drive it back to the early naughties where it belongs?

Lila:

Diego: KLAUS GET OFF THE INTERCOM

Intercom: And perhaps burn the evidence when he’s done, as fellow motorists are being driven to suicide by the sight alone

Diego: FIVE, YOU TOO

(Like much love Diego but what is this mystery inc looking bitch)