#ultimate tumblr sexyman

[jayebird]

CECILSWEEP BABY

[caffeinatedpunk]

Wtnv is prooving to be the ultimate tumblr fandom. One day we'll all turn to dust and wtnv will still be thriving on its 2028101 season where trump is attacking nightvale and cecil and carlos have adopted another child

[random-jot]

It’s an actual poll this time! Unfortunately I’ve had to axe some choices from my original post, but even so, here are the ten contenders!

Plus I thought I’d include pictures of everyone to help you make your judgment:

[planetvries]

geeettttttt

dunked on!!!

[juneofbones]

Cecil Palmer was an openly gay main character three years before gay marriage was even legal in the US and y’all don’t know who he is???? Nope. CECIL SWEEP!!

[chaoticace2005]

Sorry Luci and Voxy, Al was here first, he got sexyman seniority.

Ahdhhshsh

Yeah I guess we’ll see what happens 😂

[glitchthedemon]

I haven’t seen anyone else mention this so I’ll do it myself

Today is the aniversary of Sans becoming Tumblr Sexyman #1 and Queen Liz dying and Thurston Waffles dying and Trisha Paytas having a baby. Happy anniversary to those who celebrate

[sourced-out]

Little shoutout to the person (me) who put up this sansrei art in my math teachers class room back when the tumblr sexy man vote was happening

[rlyehtaxidermist]

tumblr would, and perhaps indeed should, go crazy for guin sard rhineford

[zumbieve]

The man.

The myth himself.

Our #1 ultimate Tumblr sexyman S ANS

Geez i havent posted art in a while..

[jayebird]

Cecil wants YOU to vote for Cecil in the sexyman poll

[caffeinatedpunk]

I was high as fuck yesterday so i dreamed that last minute Phoenix Wright entered the sexyman competition and just won. Like 70% of votes

[nekosays-nya]

Top three(3) things I didn’t expect to happen this year;

1. Sans to win the title of ultimate tumblr sexyman (RIP Reigen sweep)

2. Nintendo taking away Mario’s cake T-T

3. Oh yeah… the queen died (an omen for the end of worlds)

[blueangelflights]

never forget (08/09/22)

i feel like a trait of “tumblr sexyman” that’s getting lost as of late is. the incomprehensibility of it all. i will see characters who are just like, conventionally attractive anime men be referred to as sexymen and its like. no. no. like its not just “any dude some tumblr people lose their shit for”, a fundamental part of the experience of like, learning about tumblr sexyman is that your initial reaction to learning a character is a sexyman is to go “how the fuck could ANYONE ever find this sexy”. a shortstack funny comedy skeleton. a character from a dr seuss book whose only viewable limbs are their arms. the incredibly low poly model of a half life 1 security guard. your first reaction upon learning what the sexyman is should be confusion and bafflement. it’s core to the whole concept.

[juneofbones]

[tapiocats]

*Carlos' voice* THAT'S MY HUSBAND !!!