#ultimate chumhandle poll

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This... Is it. The final round of bracket one of the ultimate chumhandle poll, and by golly is a spicy one. Two of the main characters of homestuck with two of the best chumhandles, and it's all up to the people who prevails in today's episode of the ultimate chumhandle poll, in which you vote for the best chumhandle in homestuck.

Part 13: John vs Karkat

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LISTEN uP Y'ALL. CuZ THIS IS IRONIC. STRIDERS BEATS ARE BEST SuITED TO CHERubS. HOOKED ON PHONICS. CALIBORNILICIOuS- that's enough of that. Welcome to the ultimate chumhandle poll, the poll series in which you vote for the best chumhandle in homestuck.

C4: Caliborn vs Karkat

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Wow! The semi-finals already. It's honestly been an incredible journey so far, but we wont let up now. We're in the homestretch of the ultimate chumhandle, in which you vote for the best chumhandle in Homestuck! Today, it's two time turning turntables techies, Dave and Aradia!

D1: Dave vs Aradia

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So I kinda fucked up on the last one. I made the only options Kanaya lol! Anyway, I'm shocked, but in yesterday's poll Aradia is in the lead! Us Davebros are gonna have to kick it into overdrive is we want any chance as beating Aradia so VOTE VOTE VOTE! in the ultimate chumhandle poll, in which you vote for the best chumhandle in Homestuck.

Semi-Final Round 2: Karkat vs Kanaya

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Welcome one and all to today's ultimate chumhandle poll! The poll Series in which you vote for the best chumhandle in homestuck!

B3: Dirk vs Aradia

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"I'm finna start tweaking David." -my friend who cosplayed Vriska to me who cosplayed Dave. Welcome one and l to the ultimate chumhandle poll, the poll series in which you vote for the best Chumhandle in homestuck.

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And this is it. The final round of the ultimate chumhandle poll, in which you vote for the best chumhandle in Homestuck. We've come along way, but whoever wins this poll will emerge victorious. Ready? Let's begin.

Final round: Aradia vs Kanaya!

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It's time for the penultimate round of bracket one, and an exciting one at that. If you've been paying attention you know what's coming next, as tomorrow I'll reveal the last two fighters in bracket one of the ultimate chumhandle poll! In which you vote for the best chumhandle in homestuck

Round 12: Dave vs Vrissy

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So, seeing as there's only one more contestant In bracket two, we have to do something a bit funky. A revive round! The four closest losers from Braket 2 go head to head to see who'll come back to. Fight against Karkat and make it to Braket three. The two runner ups will also go against each other to see who can make it to Braket three. Sense this will last for a week, when it's time to pick a winner I'll just choose whoever is in first. So without further ado, welcome to the ultimate chumhandle poll, the series in which you vote for the best chumhandle homestuck!

Round B6.5: Caliborn vs Tavros vs Harry Anderson vs Equius

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Damn both of these are so good 😭😭😭 but yeah welcome to the ultimate chumhandle poll, in which you vote for the best chumhandle in homestuck.

Part C3: Dave vs Terezi

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Oh shoot forgot about the poll sorry y'all uuuuuuh ultimate chumhandle poll vote for the best chumhandle in homestuck

B7: Karkat vs Equius

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Congratulations Aradia Megido for winning the ultimate chumhandle Poll!!! apocalypseArisen [AA] is officially the best chumhandle in Homestuck! Congratulations, and tune in next time for my next poll, the Ultimate Autistic/Implied Autistic Character Poll!

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CoMe WiTh Me AnD yOuLl Be In A wOrLd Of MoThErFuCkIn MiRaClEs- I mean, um, ultimate chumhandle poll in which you vote for the best chumhandle in homestuck!

Part B2: Jane vs Gamzee

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Hello everypony, and welcome to the first round of braket two in the ultimate chumhandle poll! You've already voted for both of these badasses to proceed, but only one can make it to the next braket in today's episode of the Ultimate Chumhandle poll, in which you vote for the best chumhandle in homestuck!

Round B1: Eridan vs Kanaya!

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It's crazy how were already at the semi-semi-finals. Well, in today's poll, it's the fan favorite Aradia vs the Underdog Nepeta, both of which have made it incredibly far in this poll, but who can make it the farthest in today's Ultimate chumhandle poll, in which you vote for- wait.... Why is my text green? And why is the green sun here? What's going on-

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In today's Ultimate chumhandle poll it's two returning champs from yesteryesterdays poll going against each other and HARRY ANDERSON BETTER WIN THIS IF HE DOES NOT I WILL RIOT