#tumblr needs it

[tenderwatches]

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

[bulbabutt]

i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious

[cosmiicchaoss]

im alive i swear. bf got a phrog 🙏

[tjalexandernyc]

if you're subscribed to Microsoft word, you probably received an email recently saying they're upping their prices. Like, a lot. ($9.99/month instead of $6.99)

guess what though? you can log into your account, click Cancel Subscription, and get the option to continue your subscription at the same price WITHOUT their bullshit AI.

That's right, the new, higher price is actually a different subscription that includes AI that everyone is being opted into by force! What a cool and fun product that clearly everyone wants.

you can also choose to buy Word 2024 without AI for a single lump sum that will be yours in perpetuity, with no updates, for one computer.

Check your subscription if you need Word for work! Don't get duped into paying for something you might not even want

[slighlyconfused]

Posting on AO3 is like, I'm doing this for myself, but also immediately refreshing the page every 5 seconds to see if you get any hits comments or kudos. But totally only writing for me.

[wuntrum]

ripley :)

[candycatfalls]

the book of bill is great

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[pakchoys]

our secret

[mischa-makowka]

[gayhenrycreel]

someone needs to draw this ultimate tumblr sexyman

I was browsing Tumblr, when suddenly the words swirled together, forming eyes and a nose, and a tall man made entirely of words stepped off the screen, dressed in a suit made of reblog icons and a hat made of bowties.

“I AM THE TUMBLR SEXYMAN”, he said. 

I opened my bank account. I had just lost 2000 dollars.

[fraternum-momentum]

make sure to train ur vampire pet thing well !

[sannuiz]

POV : you're about to get served the most bomb food to ever exist possibly

[gayforcarstairsgirls]

[mickey-bees]

welcome back @therealjacksepticeye glad u remembered ur password