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archaic

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dimolybdenum is having the kind of sex that macroscopic beings cannot comprehend

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From what I've seen, the two types of Deltarune theory are basically:

If we consider Dummied-Out Dialogue 'A' along with Concept Art 'B' and Thing That Happened In Homestuck 'C,' and we assume that Jevil has a connection to the alleyway due to the Everyman graffiti, and then we do a tarot reading using the official Undertale Major Arcana (supplemented with the minor arcana from a standard Rider-Waites deck), we MUST confront the possibility that the Roaring Knight is actually Milk Looker.

I know this sounds crazy, but based on his behavior, I've been wondering: what if Asgore isn't over the divorce?

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Oh, so that's why everyone was suddenly talking about homestuck again

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Dex Reseacher Meowth

comic that makes you say poipole out loud in meowth voice

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What villainous roles in popular media are truly missing is neither cool girlbosses nor disposable girlminions.

You know that duo where one of them is short and talkative and knows lots of big words but you're about 80% sure they're using them incorrectly, and the other is tall and taciturn and keeps "accidentally" breaking things in a way that's maybe not so accidental, and they address each other with this intensely formal camaraderie that's somehow way hornier than if they'd just been all over each other?

What we need is a she/her version of that.

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The NYPD deleted this tweet, but the fact is they proudly displayed having caught people who took diapers and cough medicine.

Basic. Necessities.

This is not public safety. This is cruelty on display.

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it's crazy that you used to be able to look up specific clips from a tv show on youtube. now regardless of your search terms you get 6 unrelated promo reels from the show's official account, 6 unrelated clips of literally anything else youtube thinks you might click on, 6 unrelated promo reels from the network's official account, 6 more completely arbitrary recommendations, 6 show trailers and publicity videos of the actors by content mills called 'pop glutton' and 'comedy chunk' and finally raw gameplay footage of a mobile freemium slots game and a video essay called Liberals Can't Belive It: 10 Times Hitler Was Shockingly Woke

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everyone is convinced theres some class of people who are ontologically evil and whos sole goal as a person is to rape children, instead of the much worse reality which is that sexual abuse of children is so commonplace it isnt even registered as such

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"george w bush helped"

do you think the current rise of right-wing thought could have been because of political and economical factors in the world's hegemonic superpower or was it cartoons

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a little bit of dinner in my life

a little bit of mah boi by my side

a little bit of spaghetti is all i need

a little bit of gay luigi? is what i see

a little bit of pingas in the sun

a little bit of pootis all night long

a little bit of lamp oil here i am

a little bit of rope makes me your bombs.

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Chapter 6: reisana! i think the picture is probably self-explanatory

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do any of us even have a homie who IS going to make it

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look by all accounts he's pretty chill in this timeline but this is still the dumbest possible thing to say about char aznable.

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“Oh No!” with every second beat removed

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Juvenile Mexican free-tailed bat, via