#ultimate skills

[mangocoal]

Random thing I edited together because I was bored.

[ironinkpen]

there's something so poetic about kipperlilly copperkettle—who hated one of her classmates for daring to be better than her and having a dead dad, who refused to improve herself and instead chose to be bitter and entitled, who was so obsessed with being Special and Important like she felt she deserved that she willingly worked with a rage god, betrayed her party, and killed her friend—getting killed by fucking. Hold Person. her fancy optimal build IMMEDIATELY folding in the face of riz's cleverness and experience and applied knowledge. she spends years fixated solely on racking up EXP and getting the Best Abilities, and then when she dies, she's killed not in glorious combat but by a clever, practical application of a 2nd level spell that she NEVER would have ever thought of using because she has no creativity or adventurers' spirit, cast by the same classmate she always hated with a watch his dead dad gave him.

[hailsatanacab]

A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

[vaguely-concerned]

that part in sea of blood where the game is soft tutorializing you on the sunder mechanic as the elite rogue venatori enemy shows up for the first time and lucanis' reaction is sooooo..... 'mierda. these guys'. see this is why he's the funniest and also most endearing character ever made. he really does sound softly, tiredly mildly exasperated in a way so wildly out of proportion with the situation at hand. a knife dude from the secret society slash cult that's been horrifically torturing him for a year just popped out of the woodwork, and the tone of lucanis' voice in response is reminiscent of nothing so much as a man who's just realized the office printer is out of ink again and whose resigned little sigh in response conveys with perfect good-natured clarity to everyone else working late alongside him that he is a bit annoyed but like not at any of them. 'we're in this together' his tone seems to say. fuckass printer and all. I'll go fetch some new cartridges. I'm getting coffee along the way does anyone else want anything while I'm there. he has the most companionable effortlessly comforting and innately hilarious presence of anyone who's ever lived even running through the failing forcefield personal trauma horror prison of all time at the bottom of the ocean. his day job is murder. he met rook and co literally half an hour ago and already these are the vibes, starting as they mean to go on.

the je ne sais quoi factor of this man. unparalleled

[squids-and-waffles7]

love at first birb

[marf244]

I love seeing how many different headcanons people have for Desmond but in my mind he's just average. He's just a guy. No special traits before the animus, just a guy who knows weird shit. He climbs better than your average person but not impresively so. He knows some wilderness survival techniques but nothing that would raise eyebrows. He's decent at lying but there are better liars. He can pick locks but who doesn't have a friend who does that. He has an impressive reaction time but it could just be from practicing those fancy drink mixing moves. He had skills and quirks from the Farm sure, but I imagine he deliberately surpressed most of them. He retains some odd habits (and probably anxiety) but again, nothing special. He's just a guy. And I love him for that <3

[tired-shadow1]

I had forgotten that in canon Ace literally doesn't practice horseback riding unless his fear of failure compels him too because he is too afraid to get on a horse when not in a race, and just straight up wins the races because he is too afraid of failing to win the races and being revealed to be a "fraud", and he just did that over and over until he became the Ultimate Jockey

[33-16]

okay so max manifests charles victory (indirectly as always because homotron 3000 is trying to be discrete) so we will get charles victory because max is the ultimate lecfosi. you think you are the biggest charles leclerc fan, max has already signed and sealed that title for the rest of his existence.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

“Poorly-Drawn” Poorly-Drawn-MDZS by my friend who has no context for what MDZS is, but has read every comic of mine in support.

[juleteon]

Nightmares of broken chains

[fjordfolk]

i will say this: the signal i see being most ignored in small dogs thats heeded in large dogs is "don't touch me."

[echo-coyote]

She likes to be tall

[charlie-pippin-faraday]

Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair Characters + Loved Items

Full item list under the cut!

All information about Loved presents was taken from the Danganronpa wiki!

Teruteru Hanamura - 29) Passionate Glasses, 44) Kiss Note, 67) Kokeshi Dynamo

Mahiru Koizumi - 32) Silver Ring, 54) Kirlian Photography, 82) Japanese Tea Cup, 86) Century Potpourri, 102) Rose In Vitro, 107) Compact Costume

Nagito Komaeda - 33) Hope's Peak Ring, 90) Memory Notebook, 91) Mukuro's Knife

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu - 71) Antique Doll, 81) Stardust

Ibuki Mioda - 46) 2.5D Headphones, 60) American Clacker, 75) Desperation, 83) Two-Sided Ukulele, 87) Absolute Tuning Fork

Chiaki Nanami - 41) Tips & Tips 2nd Edition, 62) Power Gauntlet, 64) Nitro Racer, 86) Century Potpourri, 102) Rose In Vitro, 103) Skullhead Mask

Sonia Nevermind - 11) Gugelhupf Cake, 21) Brightly Colored Jeans, 74) Another Battle, 86) Century Potpourri

Nekomaru Nidai - 19) Coconut, 24) Fresh Bindings, 42) Ogami Clan Codex, 89) Sand God's Storm Horn

Akane Owari - 8) Prepackaged Orzotto, 86) Century Potpourri

Peko Pekoyama - 22) Apron Dress, 71) Antique Doll, 79) Gold Coated Sheath, 86) Century Potpourri, 110) Secret Wind Sword Book

Hiyoko Saionji - 35) Cloth Wrap Backpack, 38) Biggest Fantom, 77) Paper "10th Act Verse", 86) Century Potpourri, 102) Rose In Vitro

Kazuichi Soda - 47) Radiosonde, 53) Lilienthal's Wings, 56) Small Degenerated Reactor, 70) Old Timey Radio, 92) Broken Warhead

Gundham Tanaka - 18) Sunflower Seeds, 31) Earring of Crushed Evil, 56) Small Degenerated Reactor, 108) Angel's Fruit

Byakuya Togami (Ultimate Imposter) - 9) Chocolate Chip Jerky, 13) Sweet Bun Bag, 17) Cocoshimi, 45) Black Rabbit Picture Book

Mikan Tsumiki - 25) Queen's Straitjacket, 55) Mr. Stapler, 109) Bandage Wrap

[mangocoal]

I made another silly edit. I dunno what compelled me to make it but here it is regardless.

[polarisdelphi]

To complement my Integra's drawing, I was finally able to draw Alucard in this lifetime.

I never managed to get a single decent drawing of him. Something was always off.

But now, here we are: psycho smile, glowing eye, Carmen Sandiego hat, round reflective glasses, flowy badass walking pose, halfway-into-cryptid-Alucard hair... I'm happy with the result :)

halfway into cryptid Alucard is always one of my favourites

I'll be uploading this one as a sticker on my Redbubble shop! I recently added Integra's, so Alucard will follow! You can find my shop here: link to Redbubble shop

(if the previous link doesn't work, try this one, I changed the name recently: new Redbubble link)

[novankenn]

... is greater than the sword!

On the roof of Beacon Jaune was once again flat on his back.

Jaune: I can't do this!

Pyrrha: Come on Jaune, you're getting better and better, just keep at it.

Jaune: Just admit it Pyr... I'm not good enough. I'm just wasting your time.

Pyrrha: Stop it Jaune! You are not wasting my time. You never have. I want to help you. I chose to help you.

Jaune: I'm an anchor around you, Nora and Ren's necks. You'd be better off with out me.

Pyrrha: Jaune, please stop talking like that. We just need to find your strength.

Jaune: Strength?

Pyrrha: Maybe Crocea Mors is not the weapon you should be using? There are plenty of training weapons, we can take time and let you try them all... see if something sticks.

Jaune: Something that suits me? Maybe...

Pyrrha: Jaune?

Jaune: I just had an idea. Can we call it for tonight? I need to work out a couple things.

Pyrrha: I guess. Are you sure?

Jaune: Please?

/==/

Class: ROARING IN LAUGHTER!!!

Pyrrha: Jaune what are you doing?

Cardin: (laughing) What you going to do, Arc? Make me an omelet?

Professor Goodwitch: This is HIGHLY unorthodox, Mr Arc.

Jaune said nothing as he just stood there waiting for the spar to start. Shaking her head Glynda gave the signal.

Cardin: Prepare to eat dirt...

CLANG!

KLUNK!

DONG!

DING!

THUD!

Class: CHOKING ON LAUGHTER AND GASPING IN SURPRISE!!!

Professor Goodwitch: Ah... winner Jaune Arc?

Cardin: Mommy... I don't want to go to school today!

Jaune shot Pyrrha a smile as he flipped a cast iron frying pan into the air and caught it without looking by the handle.

Pyrrha: Jaune?

Jaune: You said use what I'm good with... I'm good with a frying pan, in more ways than one.

Pyrrha: Yes, I did say that, but...

Jaune: How about in celebration of my victory, I make you some chocolate crepes?

Pyrrha: YES!