#uk boyfriend

[monstersholygrail]

I’ve never been one for reality shows but I started Love Is Blind UK as a joke and now I’ve just gotten totally sucked into it. Been binging it for days and I can’t stop thinking about like

Love Is Blind: Monsters Edition

In the pods there would be a mix of humans and monsters. And all the monsters would really like human connections. They all go feral for humans and their softness. Loving up on their squishy and vulnerable bodies. But most of all they just want to find someone who can love them for who they are.

You may not have any preference either way but you can’t deny that you are a known monsterfucker amongst your friends. You feel like a monster will love you no matter what you look like so that’s why you took a risk with this experiment because they’ll have to fall for you without knowing your appearance.

The dates start and you meet all the potential men. There are a couple of voices that send shivers down your spine and you’re certain they must be a monster because no human could ever make that sound. But mostly you feel completely in the dark and you focus on the discussions you’re having with them.

By the end of the day you’ve gotten a couple of connections and you’re feeling hopeful about finding a mate. At which point by the end of the experiment they’ll perform a mating bond ceremony or a wedding ceremony depending on your connection.

Imagine that without you knowing, it’s literally come down to one human and one monster. So when you’re building your connections it’ll be so close between ending up between a human or a monster in the end. The tension would be so high and you wouldn’t even know until you’ve all met at the party later on.

I just think that would be such an interesting story

[papertowness]

i’m so sorry but comedy peaked when the shameless writers made lip gallagher have anger issues and then decided he was absolute shit at fighting like you can’t get any fucking funnier than that

[meduseld]

On the other hand, if Roach was Irish he and Soap can do the handshake meme of colonized national going "just when you thought you hit rock bottom you want to fuck a blond English guy" and Ghost didn't even plan for this it Just Happened.

[we-are-inevitable]

jack kelly is a theater kid at heart and got into art bc he was drawing anime fanart and he has an angsty moody pinterest and curates all of his spotify playlists to match different moods and locations (he has a santa fe playlists, a malibu playlist, a chicago playlist, a dallas playlist, etc.) and you can’t tell me otherwise. the thing that makes jack a better jack is when he’s weird as fuck and really specific about things

[emkayewrites]

A few real images that inspired another sex scene from my Lukola fanfic. Lord, forgive my smutty sins, I did it for the fandom.

(Excerpt taken from my fanfiction 'Curtain Fall')

17th October 2022 – London (UK)

His naked feet made contact with the hardwood floor and he felt the cold travel up his body, sending a chill through his spine.

He was stood in a beautiful drawing room with ornate period features and antique furniture spread out all around him.  It would normally have been an inviting space but today, there were thick, black cables snaking their way across the plush tapestried carpet, multitudes of lighting poles and about a dozen different parts of camera equipment.  Everything was stationed around the perimeter of the room so that it faced the elegantly upholstered chaise longue that was the centerpiece. 

Soon, there would be a handful of people in this room, working together to operate the cameras and the sound and lighting equipment.

He suddenly felt very aware of his complete nakedness under the dark blue cotton robe he was wearing. 

Better get used to that feeling.  He thought to himself.

Nicola walked into the room in a light pink gown that in length just skimmed at her thighs.  Her blonde locks were not expertly coiffed in their usual way.  Instead, her hair was slightly messy.  As she sauntered towards him, there was something about how she carried herself that had him looking at her twice.  He could not place his finger on it, all he knew was that she was mesmerizing him more than usual.

He had a feeling surge through him that he usually tried to resist around her.  It was an unprofessional feeling. 

She came to a stop beside him, and in silence, she surveyed the chaise longue before them, seemingly unaware of how his eyes were locked onto her. 

Her gown was hanging slightly off one of her shoulders.  He tried to keep his eyes on her face, he tried not to notice how dangerously close the material was to slipping off her right breast, to the fact that he could see the outline of a nipple protruding through the thinness of the silk.

This felt like the first time he was seeing her.  He could not put into words what it was that all of a sudden seemed intoxicating to him.  It was not any one thing on its own.  It was the negligee she was wearing; he was sure it was inappropriate and too revealing for her to be cavorting in behind the scenes – what were the wardrobe team thinking giving her that?  It was the fact that she was not expertly made-up in a fashionable outfit and make-up and so there was no distraction from the Nicola underneath it all.  It was that when all those things stripped back from her, he could feel the vulnerability emanating from her.  She looked small, pale and… he tried to push the thought away but could not – she looked sexy. 

As his mind raced, her gaze wondered over to him.

“Well, I guess I should help you get warmed up.” 

Before he could respond to her comment, she had grabbed him by the hand and was pulling him away from the glaring set lights and towards a darkened corner of the room.  Electricity shot through him as she touched him.  Everything about how his mind and body were reacting right now was wrong.  He should not be feeling this. 

“What are we doing?” He managed to ask her.

“Just getting a little privacy.”  She gave him that mischievous smile of hers, the one he knew all too well.  

With a gentle nudge, she pushed his back against the wall, and then she sank to her knees so that her face was level with his crotch.  In one swift, determined movement, she pulled back the soft cotton robe and wrapped a warm hand around him down there.

It all happened so quickly. One moment he was a ball of confusion and anxiety, and the next moment, his entire body was on fire as the blood rushed to his penis.  Suddenly, he was aware of how exposed they were, and how poor her logic was to think they were away from prying eyes.

“Uh, I don’t think…” Before he could finish his sentence, he felt her hot breath on the inside of his thigh and then he felt her lips on him.  He felt her mouth move gently and deliberately as she took him in slowly, each inch making his body vibrate in anticipation.   

Her tongue swirled around him, making him groan out load.  He found himself placing a hand on her head, feeling the softness of her hair as he filled her mouth.   

What the fuck was happening?  This would have been a thought he would have had but the truth was, he did not want to think.  He just wanted to feel. 

From that point, he was aware the thinking had stopped for him.

Everything that followed was rabid animal instinct.  No, it was pent-up rabid animal instinct.  This was what he had been wanting all along.  It was so clear to him now.

He was suddenly hungry for more.  He needed to see her.

He found himself pulling her up towards him, tugging her negligee off her with his other hand and exposing her perfect breasts.  He pulled her waist closer to him before putting his lips to her right breast, his tongue working itself around her nipple.  She let out a gasp of pleasure, arching her back so that her pelvis was pushed closer to his erect penis.  He felt her hands hurriedly pull the front of his gown apart, fully revealing him.  Their actions were frantic and passionate.

He was dying to be inside her now.

He lifted her from the waist and hoisted her against the wall so that their faces were level.  Before either of them could take a breath, their lips were on each other.    

He felt her sharp fingernails dig into his buttocks as she pulled him in closer to her opening.  He maneuvered himself around her and she let out an animalistic squeal as he entered her. 

He found himself breathing harder and faster as a state of euphoria overwhelmed him.  He lost himself in the amazing feeling until suddenly, the world around him started to blur.  It was like a wave that came over him; the feeling of her hot flesh against his faded, the salty taste of her skin dissipated on his tongue.  He felt as if everything around him was melting and within a second, it was all black.

And then it wasn’t.

Luke sat bolt upright in his bed, the furious beating in his chest was there, sweat drenched his body and his eyes darted around as they acclimated to the dark room he was in. 

He was in his bedroom in his flat in London.

His phone rested on the bedside cabinet and the digital display read 2:12 AM. 

Next to him, Jade let out a deep sigh while in a state of what he hoped was a very deep sleep.  He held his breath as he watched her stir, afraid to wake her.

All he could think was: What the fuck was that?

[irregular-child]

i love these boys with all my heart but (as an american (and also as a texan)) it is SO funny to me that nick is having a crisis bc 'his dream uni is so far!!' and 'he can't possibly move so far away from charlie!!!!'

...

babes youre moving 4 hours away

thats such an easy day trip, especially because he drives!!!! sorry for this but it was just such a great example to me of the difference between the us and the uk

[facesinthebloodstain]

silly <3

[chubbybritboi]

I just love the thought of having an obsessive feeder fatten me up until I can't leave there house, permanently stuck as there man to fatten and cuddle

[colourofthekites]

Does it jiggle?

does that answer your question?

[alwyswnadie]

this is so boyfriend coded… i’m so ill rn

[gaywarcriminals]

I let him hit it because he’s submissive and breedable

[perfectlyimpurfect]

hs1

[leakedbritishslut]

[getvalentined]

I just love how I can't post a completely Vincent-centric gifset without people going off in the tags and reblogs about my NOTP.

Like, to be completely clear, I don't care what anyone ships. You do you. But the assumption that everyone who likes Vincent must ship him with C!d is one of the biggest reasons I can't stand that ship in the first place, and the inability for so many people who do ship it to interact with my favorite character of all time without connecting him back to this ship specifically is infuriating.

[bylerthebros]

HOLD THE FUCK ON, I THOUGHT IT WAS FAKE LMAO

[nyeeventyr]

For my 2022 Valentine's Day release 'Love of My Life'.