#uhhh uhh ugh

[a5tr0n0m1cal]

I was just wondering how any of the skele boys (Sanses??? or Papyrus' of your choice) would possibly react to having an S/O that's ticklish- like can't even lay on their lap because just the breathing is enough to make them squmish(not sure if that's the right word). I mean this in NO inappropriate context what so ever. It's just something I deal with so I was just curious how you'd write it. Obviously, if you don't write for it that's chill- thanks for just reading this though or even allowing me to send it in.

Traps you and tickles you more, mwahahaha: Blue, Red, Dash, Globe, Bull, Wolf, Papyrus, Stretch, Busta, Candy, Atlas

Finds it amusing, let’s you adjust and get comfortable: Sans, Orbit, Wine, Straws, G, Nova, Swivel, Mercury, Crescent, Cash

Please stop moving he wants to enjoy your presence: Plum, Boss, Plaid, Aster, Gent, Equinox, Saber

Fine either way/Unbothered: Raz, Hoodie, Sinter, Brace, Rus, Coffee, Crow, Helios, Pitch

He will sit so still please snuggle him blease 🥹: Bear, Brick, Twist, Ginger, Timber, Darling, Gibbous

[2chaotic4u]

blArgh have art that i'm unhappy with here

jst a sunny doodle that i'm unsure abt and uhhhh

adam wip thing that i was challenged to make from memory and i'm probs not gonna finish it 😔😔

[dandybambiandy]

haha but what if i did make self indulgent charms for real?🤔😳

[enough-spider-noir-stuff]

APPARENTLY FILM NOIR IS ALSO FROM 1933 AND NOT SOME TIME IN THE 40s THIS IS DESTROYING EVERYTHING UGH

[milimeters-morales]

jefferson is so silly to draw. he’s so square

[magnoliamyrrh]

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[welcomingdisaster]

halls of mandos dashboard simulator... part 2

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[gunthermunch]

[Transcript under the cut]

Max: ugh. Rochelle. always doing her own damn thing. Who does she think she- [door slams open] Proffesor: UHHH- Good evening kids! Got stuck in traffic… my cat died… and then i had to stop for a drink. uhh let's see what you got there Proffesor: ah, Rochelle! Max: I- Proffesor: OUTSTANDING work as always! you got a bright future ahead! Max: but-- Proffesor: uh… where's our coffee machine at? Max: ugh. Max: hate this dumb stupid class.

Guy: so what did you do then? Max: well i left early. Then went back to my dorm to have a rage induced shower. Then i got bored for a couple hours because my roommate was being dorky somewhere else, and now i'm here. Max: by the way, i don't think i've ever seen you before Guy: oh yeah- i'm a transfer? Max: question mark? Guy: ah it's just-- i suck at talking Max: i can tell. so what are you doing in a place like this? Guy: my friend works here and… yeah Max: your friend. Bartender: yes. aaand that's not a guy you wanna catch, dude. Bartender: i've served absinthe to this one hundreds of times and believe me, that's the only thing he doesn't treat like a one night occurrence. Max: UGH shut up. Bartender: I'm just trying to do my friend a favor Guy: hey, it's okay. shit happens. Guy: i'll be right back Bartender: damn. i've known him for years but you bat your pretty eyes for fifteen minutes and he stops listening to me Max: fuck you. Bartender: oh come on. i'm not wrong Max: well you didn't have to humiliate me like that Bartender: fine, yes. I'm sorry, 'kay? Max: yeah, yeah. Max: y'know, i was thinking we could crash at your place when your shift ends? Bartender: Max. i wouldn't do that to him- Max: i mean the three of us, stupid. Bartender: …oh.

[moons-of-dewclan]

Uhh I’m sure you’ve been asked this before but!!! Do you have any advice for making a clangen comic? I’m kinda doing a disaster clan but in intervals of 5 moons, and I can’t fit in the specific prompts on one image (and I’m too lazy to draw like 5 pages) so uhmmm do u have any advice? :3

The reason I go in intervals of five is because I’m a curious guy and I draw and play clangen on separate devices so uhhh oh god am I oversharing I’ll shut up now

MY TIPS WON'T BE GREAT bc my whole art experience is 'do what i want when i want how i want and if it's not fun i don't do it' SO IT'S NOT A TECHNICAL THING BUT LKASNDLKASD I CAN TRY!! what's been good for me in clangen is, • always mark down your seasons! bc it sucks to forget what season the event took place in when you go to draw it • don't shove every tiny prompt and event into a moon if you don't want to (it's a lot of work..) • it's ok to have a clan of 40 cats and only follow 1 or 2 main characters. if the pressure if the amount of cats you end up with is too much, IGNORE EM. + silhouettes are ok if you wanna imply a full camp. use stamps even • IF an event happens that you think is going to have a damper on your enjoyment for the comic (like if your favourite cat dies), RELOAD AND PRETEND IT DIDN'T HAPPEN. authenticity is not Real in media you make for fun. unless it's fun for you for favourite main character BillyBreeze to kick the bucket to a random event, you don't have to save and go with it. if it makes you go 'euuhh..' and not 'NOOO!! (smiles in hidden)', 'ok' or 'OHOHO ;)) OMG COOL', screw it. never put anything above your muse and inspiration. • which brings me to, save after every event you like happening! so patrol events, or something. in case randomly something rly weird happens that doesn't make sense with the story or what your cat would do, you can just restart • if you develop your cat, and they do something wildly out of the personality you developed/hc for them, you can ignore it in favour of character consistency (I WILL NOT LIE, i wanted to 100% never change or refuse anything in the game, but i changed lyre's personality after the prompt came up saying that he MAULED VANILLABRIGHT FOR DOUBTING HIS LEADERSHIP. ARE U INSANE HE WOULD NEVER. plus character development is allowed, even if ingame events don't represent it well. so do what you gotta do. game files are easy to change!) • FOLLOW THAT LAZINESS. and follow fun. do what will keep you having the most fun through the entire thing. if you wanna end at 30 moons, do it. if you wanna stop and restart and do a different idea, do it. your own enjoyment matters most. so the second you go 'ugh i don't wanna'- DON'T. whatever it is, don't. nobody is paying you for this, do what you want. (unless they are paying you for it.. then damn, lucky)

[quiet-hypnotist]

-Still now.

-Ugh...! No, I won't...

-Uh uhh. You're still confused. But don't worry, that happens sometimes.

-I'm not! What are you talking about?

-You forgot again, didn't you? That's alright. I didn't expect you to remember that you wanted this.

-You make no sense! I wanted this?

-Of course you did, silly.

-That can't... I wouldn't...

-Oh, sweetie. You would and you have. How else would I have gotten you here?

-But I... I was... What was I saying?

-You forgot again, didn't you?

-No! No, I just...

-Silly sleepyhead.

-Uhhh! What...?

-That's right. Such a silly sleepy head trying to hold such silly sleepy thoughts.

-Silly... Sleepy... No, I... Uhh, what are you doing?

-Aww, your brain forgot again, didn't it?

-Uhhh... Did it? You... Your hands…

-Silly sleepy dummy. They are just doing what they should! Making sure to keep your attention. Can't have you drifting back and forth after all. Steadily back... And forth.

-Sleepy... But umm.... Why back and.... Uhh?

-Because that makes you drowsy, sleepyhead.

-Drowsy...

-And being drowsy makes you silly, doesn't it?

-Hehe... Silly sleepyhead...

-And being silly and drowsy makes it harder to think, doesn't it?

-...Think?

-Aww, that drowsy brain forgot again.

-Drowsy... Forgot?

-Of course it did. That head is far too tired to think. So that must have been a dream. Just a silly dream in a sleepy mind.

-Hmmm... So sleepy...

-Of course you are. Because this is no time for being awake. Not when you can be so close, so very close to figuring out why this feels so good.

-Feels... Good!

-Of course it does. It feels good to sleep when you're told.

-Sleep when... Uh... But... Sleepy thought that…

-No, you didn't. Silly drowsy sleepyhead. You don't think.

-Umm... Izzat so?

-Of course it is. That's why that heavy, fuzzy head has trouble with words. Because you're having that dream again. The one where you stumble back... And forth... And right onto this fluffy bed for me. Exactly like that.

-Fluffy...!

-So that you can remember to forget about such silly things like thinking. After all, the bed is right here. No need to get up. It's a real no-brainer. Just letting go and relaxing. You can do that for me, right?

-Riiight...

-Great to hear that we agree on something. So just lean back and enjoy. You're in good hands after all. That was why you asked me to keep you so sleepy, wasn't it?

-Uhhh... Was it?

-Naturally. That silly little sleepyhead forgot, of course.

-Hehehe... Silly sleepyhead...!

-Lucky you. That's perfectly fine. Since this way you get to relax and sleep so deep that even my rambling slips right past your notice. It's fine to sleep and forget for a while longer, right?

-Fiiiiine...

-And how much longer? Oh, don't you worry your cute head about that! I'll tell you when it's time to get back from dreamland. So just listen and do as my voice says, alright?

-Yesss...!

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[tragicvampireromanceisland]

some snippets from the current joyness fic i've been hammering away at 🤭!! i'm expecting the entire thing to clock in between 16 to 18k words so i am sharing just a few bits on account of I Am Impatient. chose ones that are probably the easiest to read out of context lol. alt text under the cut 👍🏾

Snippet 1:

"Well, I just...I was thinking...Joy, do we even deserve to go to Dream Productions?"

Joy's smile shrinks a bit at that. Oh. She didn't like Dream Productions? Well—given how many night shifts they'd shared together (Yep! Anxiety had said. According to the numbers, Sadness only ever shares Dream Duty with you. Uhh...what did you need this for again, Joy?), she figured Sadness would be just as excited...well, maybe everyone else complaining just got to her or something, that's fine, Joy could fix that—

"—Aw, Sadness, look—I promise the vibe's gonna change as soon as we get there! Sure, everyone's been a little crabby, but the car's just a little crammed and the road's just a liiittle bumpy from all the new puberty construction projects—they just need that to wear off a bit! Pluuus, the song's already been helping a lot—here, do you wanna sing along? Eighty-three mem—"

"—No, Joy, like...do we deserve it?"­­

And when Joy frowns at her, confused, she places her hand on top of the one Joy's been restlessly drumming against the seat this whole ride, and goes

"Us?"

Now it's Joy's turn for her face to heat up, apparently. "Wha—" she chokes on that, then shakes her head. "Uh." She looks down at their hands. "Haah?"

Wait—did Sadness actually find out why Joy chose Dream Productions? Well, other than the whole spiel of Yeah, sorry, guys, I did call Imagination Land, and yeah, turns out they're just not letting any visitors in right now—which, aghhh, dagnabit, you know? I'm just as heartbroken as you are that we can't see— eugh—Mount Crushmore, but make do with what you can, right?

"Oh! Uh—welll," she tries again, hoping to play it smooth, "why wouldn't...weeee?" she stretches the word out and winks.

"Um." Sadness just stares blankly back at her. "Well, 'cause we made such a mess last time..."

Snippet 2:

"Whaaat? It's not like I need some big plan! It's—come on, it's Sadness! I spend a lot of time with her already! And besides, it's not like I haven't been patient so far! Like—I know she likes me! She just gets real shy about it! And, well—heheheh, iiiit's kinda cute, you know—? But—" she shakes her head, cheeks growing hot as Disgust raises an eyebrow at that. —Anyways, she just...needs the right moment to be comfortable with it! You know?"

When Disgust frowns this time as she considers that, it looks a bit less judgy than usual. Well—sure, it's still kind of judgy—come on, it's Disgust—but she looks more confused than anything.

"Uhhh, what, so you're telling me that you're—" she points at Joy for emphasis, "—being patient?"And then her face twists into a smirk again."Joy, it’s been months since you told me something was up. I've never seen you be this patient about anything in your life."

"Wha—not true!" Joy shoots back, even though she knows Disgust is just riling her up on purpose at this point. As much as Joy loved teasing her (come on, easy target. All Joy had to do was mention broccoli or boogers and s­he'd all but completely lose it), she was always the one emotion who'd actually, on rare occasions, tease Joy back. And she always managed to say just the right things to get under Joy's skin when she did. Which—well, she guesses it's sweet or something, that they're good enough friends for Disgust to do that, but excuse her if it's a bit hard to get fond over that while her good friend is busy snickering at her.

"Ugh. Whatever," she grumbles. And that only seems to fuel Disgust's satisfaction further, so Joy shakes her head and goes back to smiling. "Okay, fine, yeah! Maybe I'm being a little bit more patient than usual. But that's 'cause Sadness...needs that, you know? And besides, all that dancing around each other's gonna end tonight! Wiiith all of this!" Joy spreads her arms out. "A little change of setting, something special! And, well, considering we're probably the only two out of any of us who actually like Dream Duty, I obviously chose the right place—"

"—So you did lie to us about Imagination Land."

"Uh—" Joy stops short, then chuckles nervously. "Welllll, I know how much you love keeping secrets, so maybeee if you just kept that fun little one between you and me—"

Snippet 3:

Joy reaches back to yank Sadness right up to the front of the door with her. She manages to peer in and catch a glimpse of the rest of her friends watching one of the sets get dressed—but then she gets the door slammed shut on her. She groans.

"Okay, but—there's no way that we're banned! Everyone else got in just fine!"

"Well, frankly, I don't know who thought it was okay for them to get a tour, either. Serves me right for letting the new hires work the call desks. You emotions just think you're all that, huh?" Joy blinks, bewildered, as the Mind Worker jabs a finger at her chest and narrows her eyes. "That orange one's already on thin ice. The sheer level of entitlement to give me her stupid notebook about how she thinks I should run my studio—and now she's trying to spread those pages around to everyone else in there like it's some manifesto—"

"—Ahhh, yeah—Anxiety's...Anxiety's like that," Joy mutters, "buuuut just let us in, and we'll fix that right up!"

Joy winks at Sadness and splits into a grin as the Mind Worker smiles back at the both of them—and then it falters halfway through as she hears the sarcasm dripping from her voice.

"Ohh, sure, right away! Since you two are so great at fixing things, huh? Yep, okay—lemme just pop right over to Administration and toss out your charges for trespassing, disorderly conduct, breaking and entering, destruction of studio property, deliberate dream interference, unlawful release of Subconscious wildlife, and reckless endangerment by clown!" She gulps in a breath of air after running through all of those at once and then scowls. "That last one's new, you know—we had to come up with an entirely new charge just because you two decided to screw up in a way no one's ever screwed up before!"

Joy winces as she feels Sadness shuffle to hide behind her and whimper. She's not taking too kindly to being yelled at. Joy grimaces.

"Umm, so what you're basically saying iiiis, we're special?"

"Out."

Snippet 4:

The world doesn't quite fade away this time; Joy's still painfully aware of the unintelligible chatter flooding through the halls, the bitter smell of coffee wafting past as drink trays get rushed back and forth. The way the crate is leaned up against the wall, the dream posters look like they're looming right over them when Joy looks up, gigantic and skewed. And when she feels Sadness rest her hand lightly on her arm, Joy feels both giddy and a little smug. Of course this was working! All Sadness needed was a little push—Disgust should've never doubted her. So Joy smiles to herself—then smiles down at Sadness, leans in, and—

"Oh, Joy, this is so sad..."

Joy reels back as Sadness pats her on the arm. "Uh. What?"

"Well, all the dreams are changing..." She sighs and looks back at the wall. The red light from the COMING SOON sign flashing right above the newer posters seems to find its way down to them, somehow. Joy watches as it glints against Sadness' glasses. "And they've torn down your favorite one already..."

Joy slumps a little at that and sighs. Leave it to Sadness to find a problem that wasn't even hers to get miserable over. She rolls her eyes as she nudges Sadness on the shoulder.

"Alright, maybe it's a bit of a bummer, but so what? Pfff, it's not like you liked Fairy Dream Adventure that much," she says with a snort. "You don't have to cry about it."

Sadness rubs at her eyes, the beginnings of her tears falling down her cheeks. "But...but you did...and you cared about it, so...so, if you care about it, then I care about it, and if it makes you sad, it makes me sad..."

"O—Oh," Joy says softly, heat flooding her face. She actually has to look away for a minute at that, stare down at her feet dangling over the crate's edge. Leave it to Sadness to just say the sweetest thing in the world to her like it's nothing.

[triglycercule]

small leisurely moments like these mean more than expected

ok hi triglycergang. it's AUGUST?!?!?! ugh,,,, anyways here's my like once a month art piece because i am a slow ass artist. the mtt are supposed to be chatting at a park during sunset!!! also new au just dropped

you wonder why killer dust and horror are wearing those DISGUSTING outfits??? you wonder where killer's soul is??? well it's all gone in this au which is called uhhh.

jk fashion au... wooooo!!

first things first to know: this au is NOT my idea. it was originally someone on twitter's idea to dress sans aus up in nanchatte seifuku but i think their account got deleted/banned. and i cant find the account because it was a japanese account and probably has some random username. so just remember that this isn't my idea but i guess my own twist on it. i really wish i could find the og creator,,,,

second thing to know: what the fuck nanchatte seifuku/jk (just kidding) fashion even is. here's the link to read for yourself: https://aesthetics.fandom.com/wiki/Nanchatte_Seifuku. yeah that's jk fashion. i really loved this au when i found it originally because i myself dress up in jk and also i just really love soft fluffy things like this. this au isn't gonna be angsty or particularly elaborate or anything i just wanted cute things and women in my murder time trio. also this isn't gyaru btw

third thing: uhh my inspirations for this??? well my main one that i really wanna focus on is that feeling of happy sentimental melancholy. you know like after you finish a really fun day hanging out with your friends and youre on the drive home and look back at how fun the day was? that's what i wanna encapsulate :3 also i think that the day to day school life is really cute and sweet and i wanna make more designs for the other aus so my trio can have more people to hang out with

well uhhh i think that's it?? mayhaps i shall begin drafting up other designs for the other aus. i wanna make little mini comics for this too like 4koma because i love those short yet sweet comics!!! should i tag this? i think i should tag this perchance. also extra mtt notes/full designs below became i love these three they're my daughters

[warmaidensrevenge]

Dare or Dare

Pairings: Bestie!Eddie x Bestie!Plus size reader

A/N: Hi! Welcome back to my page. Here's a little something I came up with after seeing the old kiss your best friend trend recently. I'm keeping it PG-13 for this short one shot. As always feedback is greatly appreciated. Feel free to comment/reblog all you want. It's what keeps us creators going. Okay love ya byyyyyeeee.

I do not give permission for my work to be posted anywhere else. Please respect all creators. Also, the picture above was from a Google search. A credit to the original poster.

Word count: 1,136

Warnings: Alcohol use and a little bit of angst. Not proof read.

Summary: One kiss was all you needed to experience a new adventure with your best friend.

" Absolutely not! I can't you guys. He's…he's gonna freak."

Robin and Steve raised their brows at you.

" Guys really. Give me another dare. I'll do anything else."

"Alright L/n." Steve said as he stood up from the couch and sat in the armrest of your seat. " Since you don't want to kiss Eddie. I dare you to lick Grant's nipple."

You practically vomited in your mouth. " Ugh! I really hate you guys."

Steve grinned. " So the choice is up to you."

You looked at Robin and she was smiling away. Then you looked at your friend. 

You sighed and finished off your beer. " Okay…Alright… I'll kiss Eddie."

You stood up and worked your way towards him. Regretting agreeing to coming to Steve's stupid party. If Eddie hadn't used his impeccable charm to get you to go, you and he would be at his place playing video games or watching a scary movie. But no. You were here, now heading to your best friend since childhood. Preparing yourself to kiss him. 

You were almost to him and caught his eye. He then gave you your favorite smile. The smile that showed his teeth and made his face crinkle a little.

Has he always been that gorgeous? 

Honestly, you never looked at him like that before. He was your funny, crazy bud. Never in a million years did you think that he would be anything more.

But why were you nervous, yet excited? 

Must be the alcohol.

You finally made it to him and he put an arm around your shoulders.

" Having fun chica?"

" Mhmm. You?"

" Ehhh. Music's not terrible. And you know me. I can never say no to free beer."

You nervously laughed. " Right."

Eddie could tell something was up. He always knew when you were off. 15 + years of friendship would do that to a person. 

" What's up?" 

You shook your head. " N-nothing. Ummm I kinda just need a hug."

He scoffed a little and smiled. "Mmmm come here."

He put down his drink and wrapped his arms around your waist while you wrapped yours around his neck. 

You breathed him in. Loving his cheap cologne.

He loosened his grip on you and leaned back a little. "Better?"

You glanced over to your stupid friends and they were laughing and giving you a thumbs up. You looked back at him and nodded.

Right after, you cupped his face and lifted to your toes. While closing the distance he grabbed both of your wrist and jerked back.

" Uhhh what are you doing?"

You sucked in a sharp breath and nearly passed out from the embarrassment.

OH MY GOD!

He laughed. " Are you drunk?"

You took a couple steps back. " Uhh. Ha ha. Ummm I was just…I have to pee."

You immediately turned and scurried off to the bathroom. As soon as you locked yourself in you put both hands on your head.

" Stupid. Stupid!"

You sat on the toilet and felt the tears come.

" Great. Now you look like an idiot."

After a minute, you built up the courage to go back to the party. As soon as you did though you saw Eddie saying his goodbyes. Now you were wishing you drove yourself.

"Hey! I'm so sorry." 

You pressed your lips at Robin. She then gave you a hug.

" I really thought he was gonna let you do it."

While shaking your head you gave her a weak hug back. Flipping off Steve who was mouthing an I'm sorry.

" Hey Buckley. We're gonna head out."

You turned and Eddie was standing there with an upset look on his face.

" Uhhh Okay. I'll see ya on Monday." She said.

You gave her a weak smile and followed Eddie out.

…

Once at his place you guys sat in his van listening to the radio. You wanted to say something. But everything that came to mind sounded bad.

Eddie sighed. "So you gonna tell me what that was about?"

You cleared your throat. " Uhhh. Sorry. I-I…it was a dare."

He clicked his tongue. " Someone dared you to kiss me? Why?"

You shrugged.

" Hmph." He tuts. "You weren't drunk?"

You shook your head.

" Oh…so you didn't really want to kiss me?"

You scoffed a little. " Munson, could we please just drop this. I'm really sorry for doing that." 

He nodded and sat there quiet for a minute. " Do you still want to stay the night?"

You finally looked at him and he was grinning. You laughed when he stuck his tongue out.

" Yeah. Let's watch a movie."

Once the movie was on, you and him got comfy on the couch. You on one side and him on the other. 

You could feel his eyes on you. Making you feel nervous again. That's when you felt the seat next to you dent in. You looked over and Eddie put his arm behind you on the couch. You shift a little, moving closer to him. 

For the first time ever you wanted to be closer. You let out a small shuddered breath.

That's when he did it. He grabbed your chin and pulled your face towards him. 

Before he kissed you he whispered. " I don't need a dare to do this."

He took your breath away. The kiss was like fireworks.

When he pulled away he stared at you and licked his lips. He also chuckled to himself seeing that your eyes were still closed. Then he kissed you again. Only this time your hands went into his hair. Pushing your body so that it was touching his. After a solid two minutes you let his hair go and put a hand on his chest. You pushed him away a little and hung your head panting.

" You okay?"

You gulped and nodded.

"Cool. I uhh been wanting to do that for like ever."

You furrowed your brow and looked up.

He smiled and tucked your hair behind your ear. 

While staring at each other for a moment you guys laughed.

You bit your lip to get yourself back to the seriousness of the situation.

" So umm what do we do now?" You asked.

Eddie took a deep calming breath and tilted his head. " Well, we're gonna get ready for bed. And I'm gonna kiss you goodnight…tomorrow I'm gonna kiss you good morning and take you to breakfast. Then we can talk about the whole boyfriend/girlfriend situation."

You nervously laugh. " Y-you sure that's a good idea?"

He leaned in and gave you a kiss on the forehead. Resting his on it after.

" You're my best friend chica. You and I are destined to be together."

You giggled. " Is that right?"

He stood up and held out his hand for you. " Definitely. But we will get to the specifics tomorrow.

You pressed your lips together and took his hand. 

…

@salenorona23 @browneyes528

[the-fiction-witch]

The Shower

Media Miss preagrins home for peculiar children

Character Jake Portman (Age Up)

Couple Jake X Reader

Rating SMUT

I smirked as I headed to the bathroom praying she got the note I slipped under her door before dinner, I turned the shower on half for heat and half for the noise to try and conceal our fooling around from anyone still awake. I stripped off and climbed in standing under the hot water and giving myself a good scrub so I was nice and clean, and making sure to give myself a little rub to make sure I was hard.

I mean of course I already am but I want to be at my best for her.

I heard her footsteps and I bit my lip, I heard her step inside with me and she wrapped her arms around my torso immediately I felt her naked body against my back and I moaned uncontrollably,

"Uhh! Y/n!"

"Hi Jake," she giggled,

"Hi Angel," I giggled back, "Shall we?"

"Mhm," she nodded,

I smirked and turned to face her seeing her beautiful naked body and her Y/H/C hair let loose, "Ohh my- Fuck… You are always so beautiful!" I groaned grabbing her and kissing her passionately she kissed back as eager as I was, our lips attacked one another with such veracity! I almost thought she wanted to eat me, ummm but I'd let her. Our hands trailed up and down each other excitedly my own stroked her thighs, squeezed her ass, caressed her waist and fondled her breasts, she slapped my ass, stroked my chest and clawed down my back. I pulled back and growled a little leaning her against the wall and kissing down her body from her lips down her jaw, down her neck, down her sternum taking a moment to lick and tug on her nipples a little before kissing down her stomach. I stroked her thigh and moved it over my shoulder so I knelt on the floor and kissed up her thigh till I met her clit,

"Jake!" She gasped,

"Umm! Fuck Angel!" I groaned unable to resist kissing and nibbling her clit getting faster and more merciless on her hearing her gasp and moan above me her legs trembling, her hands in my hair twisting as she begged for more, I slipped my hand up and began to thrust my two fingers inside her which made her scream and squeal tugging my hair and pulling me closer with her leg so I sucked on her little clit and moaned against her feeling her as she dripped down my hand tasting her addictive taste on my lips before she pulled my hair hard and threw her head back in pleasure as she reached her peak. "Ughh! you always sound so good," I muttered giving her more kisses to make sure she enjoyed it as much as possible, she pushed me back and we happily swapped over, I leant against the wall and she moved kissing down my body often nibbling my skin making me gasp and groan already for her until she finally reached her knees. She didn't make me wait any longer and took my whole shaft into her mouth, "Oooohh god Y/n!" I moaned she moved her head back and forth sucking and licking, "Y/n! Angel! Ughhhh please…please…" I gasped throwing my head back and holding her head twisting my fingers into her Y/H/C hair, "Ugh! Y/n, please! I'm about to-" I moaned as I knew I was about to cum my hips bucking into her mouth until I hit my own peak and I screamed rather loud as I filled her mouth "Ohhh ohhh god… uhhh… Fuck Angel," I cooed, as she pulled back, "I love you so much,"

"I love you too Jake,"

[hood-ex]

Finished JJK S2. Many thoughts below.

I'm kinda "hmm" over the parallels in personalities between the Yuji/Megumi/Nobara team and the Satoru/Suguru/Shoko team. Yuji and Gojo as the powerhouses with loud mouths. Megumi and Suguru as the quieter members. Nobara and Shoko as the boisterous don't take shit ones. Like idk I guess I'm just worried about Megumi in this equation and hoping he doesn't pull a Sasuke (or duh Suguru lmao) at some point.

Speaking of Megumi, he was only really involved in about 3 fights total. I missed him in the bigger showdowns with the others. On the other hand, I'm really glad Nobara got to step in and deal some actual damage to Mahito. Like I said before, fuck Mahito, all my homies hate Mahito. I mean, seriously, it felt like Yuji was getting nowhere with Mahito, so when Nobara got that hit in, I was cheering, I was hooting. I was painting "Nobara" on the back of my shirt. What an awesome moment for her.

Sorry I watched basically the entire series today so my brain is burning, my memories feel like soup rn, I'm going out of order when talking about events. Uhhh... oh I'm glad Jogo and Hanami died. I was sick of them. The difference in the fight between Jogo and Sukuna vs. Sukuna and Megumi's thingy. His... what was it called again? Eh whatever you know what I'm talking about. The pact (?) monster Megumi called forth before he went unconscious. The difference in those fights was super interesting. With Jogo, Sukuna was just having fun and not worried at all. With Megumi's thingy, Sukuna actually had to strategize a bit and such. No wonder he has a fascination with Megumi.

Too bad Sukuna killed those sisters but honestly not surprised. I did like how those sisters revived Yuji/Sukuna.

Oh?? And Choso dude?? The sibling reveal?? You have nooo idea how much I didn't want Choso to get killed off at the very end. I was hoping, I was praying, I was like absolutely not, now that I know he's Yuji's older brother, he cannot die. Ever. Everrr. Bc you know me and my thing about siblings. Love em. I was laughing when Choso was telling Yuji to call him older brother, and Yuji was like dude whaaat lmao. Like shhh, Yuji, shhh. Just accept it. You have two brothers now. Aoi and Choso. Lolol.

Speaking of Aoi, I had a moment where I was like, okay, I can get over Nanami's death because he had accepted his death, he was tired, he was ready to go, but I CANNOT accept Aoi's death. Even the thought of him dying made me start to tear up. He's definitely one of my favorite characters now, which is funny, bc I thought he was just annoying in his first appearance. But the fact that he has Yuji and Takada in his locket?? LMAOOO THIS MAN IS SO UNSERIOUS PLS. Sucks he lost a hand, but I'd rather him lose a limb than lose a life. (Fuck me, he's gonna die at some point isn't he? I will literally sob. I'm not kidding, I will sob when/if that happens.)

Oh yeah and Nanami fucks forever and always. He was so hot for wrapping his tie around his hand like that. Ugh. Love him. Gonna miss him. Hope someone reclaims his weapon. I actually didn't cry over him bc, like I said, he was just... ready to go. He was too tired to go on. I could accept that.

Bro did Maki die?? I mean surely if Nanami survived then maybe she did as well...? I hope she didn't die. I liked her.

Owww my brain hurts, I need to get my thoughts out faster. Uhh... ohhh. Oh. When Yuji witnessed Nanami's death on top of Nobara's death (not convinced she's 100% dead though bc of the medic boy being like idk she was dead but maybe she won't be bc of my healing) and on top of seeing what Sukuna had done to Shibuya... holy fuck... talk about a lot of trauma in a short time. Dude when he just gave up after Nobara's death... and he curled up and cried when Aoi appeared... that hurt me. That made me feel like I was in the stadium of the first Pokemon movie watching all the Pokemon cry over Ash's stone body. It felt like that moment. That sadness and grief just overwhelming. Damn. What a good moment though.

I haven't even talked about Satoru yet. Woooow... the way he demolished all those curses at the train station in such a short time... crazy. Sucks he's trapped in a box. Like idk what else to say lmao. Free my man Satoru.

Omg omg omg can I talk about how two of my favorite moments of the whole series ended up in this season?? So the scene where Nobara talked to that girl from Yuji's high school who had a crush on him, and she called Megumi to come meet them, and then Yuji appeared later. Ahhh!! Squee!!! Megumi was sooo cute! And he was super cute in my other fav flashback scene where Nobara spilled coffee or whatever on Satoru's shirt, and Megumi stuffed the shirt under his own shirt to hide it from Satoru. Like lmao he gave himself boobies. PLS HE'S SO CUTE. MY LIL BEANIE BABY. See, this is why I can't have this man go all Sasuke. I need him to stay on the team for cute moments like that.

And speaking of cute Megumi things, I thought it was so cute when he was planning to die, and he replayed the last words he and Yuji said to each other. Something about them like staying safe/meeting up later or whatever. And he was like sorry I broke my word, Yuji. Something akin to that. :3

Holy moly some of the dialogue goes on for way too long during fight scenes and such. Like I know they have to explain all the techniques and details of curses and such, but it makes the fight scenes seem so much longer, and I'm like goddd please just shut up and fight (I'm literally not retaining any of the info they're saying anyway asldkja)!! Also, some of the fight scenes, even without a ton of dialogue, were just ridiculously long. Like did we really need 3-4 episodes of one fight between Yuji and Mahito?? I was like somebody new please come in and kill Mahito ASAP.

LOL the way that I was like "FINALLY, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THIS WHOLE TIME?" when Yuta finally arrived at the end, only to be like boooooo when he said he was gonna kill Yuji. Like nooo you two are supposed to be friends, okay. Be friends. Amigos. Pals. Fight side-by-side. Nah but surely Yuta will come around and fight alongside Yuji, right... right...

Wow yeah lots and lots of deaths this season. And now Megumi's sister is awake so okaaay...

Also, that Megumi dad dude was awesome as hell. He was freaking insaaane. I didn't care that he was kicking everyone's ass, I was just like let's goooo!

So anyway if any of y'all are reading the manga, please lemme know if Yuji and Choso retain a stronger bond of sorts or if that doesn't happen at all. Or if Choso straight up dies and they never get the chance for any kind of "hey that scar brain dude helped birth us so we're brothers" talk.

!!! I almost forgot!!! Why was Megumi holding Yuji's hood like this lmao. It was cute. And just. the big pile of bunnies.

[arc-misadventures]

Salem FMK: Jaune, Hazel, Watts

Salem: FMK

Salem: Hmmm… Well this is rather simple really.

Watts: My, Queen. Why are you choosing to play this rather… juvenile game? Surely you have better things to spend your time on.

Salem: Indeed there is, however, playing this game will help you understand my decisions in this matter.

Hazel: And, what matter is that?

Salem: Oh, just a matter of succession issues, nothing you truly need to worry about.

Watts: I can’t help, but worry now.

Hazel: Neither can I…

Salem: So, I would kill, Watts.

Watts: May I ask why, your Grace?

Salem: Sleeping with you sounds like such a bore.

Watts: Ahh?! W-What?!

Salem: You would put it in, pump it until you came, and then leave. You would he so unsatisfying not even a payed, a handsomely paid whore could fake her enjoyment.

Watts: I-I-I…?! What?! Excuse me?!!

Hazel: Ha! I’d buy that.

Watts: Shut up you brut! I’d like to see you do better!

Hazel: Well, I’m not being killed right off the bat, so of course I’m doing better than you.

Salem: Yes, but how much better would you be?

Hazel: What?

Salem: I speculate you would no doubt be a far sight better than, Watts. But, considering out past it would basically be a, ‘Hate Fuck.’

Hazel: E-Excuse me?

Salem: There would be passion, but it would not be a simple, ‘One pump dump,’ scenario. But, where would the desire, the lust, the love be? It would be fun, but it would be a fleeting joy, which is not what I truly desire. No what I truly desire, is you~!

Salem the turned her gaze towards one, Jaune Arc. A sultry, lustful smile spread across her lips, as she stared at him like starving predator. One who was ready to pounce upon its unsuspecting prey, and feast!

One might to be caught in such a gaze by a woman such as, Salem. Woman who has lived for thousands of years, and her pick of women would find this a rather comforting compliment. Except for, Jaune, he did not find this to be complimenting. After all he was currently, bound, and gagged to a chair as he struggled against his bonds.

Jaune: (MmmMmm#%?€!Phhh?!!!)

Watts: Wait, did you bring us here just to explain why you had, Tyrian kidnap this boy?!

Salem: Yes.

Hazel: Ma’am… That’s… That’s messed up.

Watts: Agreed.

Salem: I agree I may have gone… A bit far… But, I assure you I have a valid reason for all of this.

Watts: And, that would be?

Salem snapped her fingers, and the gag around, Jaune’s lips vanished as he spent a moment caough, and spitting as he groaned disgust.

Jaune: Ugh…?! Gods, it was like I was being gagged with black liquorice! Now then… Why am I here, and who the hell are all of you?!

Salem: Those two don’t matter, all that matters right now is you, and me~!

Jaune: Then who are you?!

Salem: Surely, Jaune, you haven’t forgotten about me…?

Jaune: Trust me, Lady…

Jaune gave, Salem the once over again, paying particular attention to her rather, hourglass figure.

Jaune: I would remember seeing a woman like you. But, not for all the reasons you’re thinking off!

Salem: What?! How could you forget me?! Ohh, its because of of my appearance. You are used to something more like… (Snap!) This~?

With a snap of her fingers, Salems magic made her appear with a far more human appearance. One that, Jaune recognized all too well.

Jaune: S-Seline…?!

Salem: While my true name is actually, Salem. It is still I, Seline, your wife to…!!

Jaune: WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?!!

Salem: …

Salem To be…

Jaune: Well, where have you been?!

Salem: I’ve been… busy…

Jaune: Busy with what?!

Salem: Stuff…

Jaune: GrrrRRRR!

Salem: I don’t see why you’re so upset, I thought you would be happy to see me?

Jaune: Oh, I am over the moon seeing you again, Seline… Uhhh… Salem. I really am. But, I would have preferred if you just dropped by our home like you used to; Instead of you kidnapping me?!

Watts: Uhh… My lady, how do you know this boy…?

Salem: On a whim I decided to save his mother; As a thanks for that, she promised me her first born son as my husband when he came of age.

Watts: So you had us collect him, as some sort of life debt?

Salem: That, and well… So he wouldn’t freak out, and run away from me when he saw me like… that…

Jaune: Is that seriously why you stopped coming by…?

Salem: It was… I was worried that you wouldn’t like me once you say the real me…

Jaune: Ohhh, Salem… I don’t care that you look like that. I just wanted you back in our… Back in my life. I missed you, Salem. I missed you so much it hurt.

Salem: Oh, Jaune…

Jaune: But, if that was your reasoning then I’m mad as hell! You worried me half to death! I thought that, Ozma guy finally found a way to put you down, you being immortal, and all.

Salem: How do you know that?!

Jaune: Mom say’s you have pretty lose lips when you’re drunk.

Salem: Juniper…! Oh, you’re going to get it now!

Jaune: Hey! Don’t talk to your mom like that!

Salem: My mom? What are you talking about?

Jaune: I’m going to marry you, so she’s going to become your mother-in-law. Duhh.

Salem: W-Wait! It’s just a game we’re not actually getting married… R-Right…?

Jaune: Listen, I don’t know what mom was thinking when she promised you her first born son. Honestly, I think it for the best that I don’t know. But, I do know I want to marry you, Salem.

Salem: Y-You do?

Jaune: Since I was a kid. Granted I didn’t really understand what, marriage, or love was. But, I’ve had years to think about this, Salem, and I love you with all my heart, body, and soul. I was devastated when you didn’t show up after being a part of my life for all those years.

Salem: Oh, Jaune…

Jaune: So, with all of that in mind, and more. I want to marry you, Salem; I want to have you by my side for the rest of my life until the day I die. I want to bask in the warmth, and joy our presence will bring one another. I want to have a large family, where they will stay with their mother, shower her, in love and affection even long after I am gone. So, Salem, will you marry me?

Tears fell down the immortal witch’s eyes at the bounds that bound, Jaune were loosened, and he was lifted into, Salem’s warm embrace.

Salem: Yes… Yes, Jaune I will marry you.

Jaune: Oh, how long have I wished to hear those words from you, my Witch~!

Salem: So have I, my Valiant Knight~!

And, with these words, a long, and over due first kiss was shared between the two as the melted into one another’s embrace. All the while, Hazel, and Watts watched on as tears fell down their eyes at the beautiful scene before them.

Watts: That was beautiful!

Hazel: I haven’t cried like this in years.

As the duo broke their kiss, Salem sighed happily as she rested her head against his. Jaune enjoyed her warm embrace as she stared lovingly into her eyes. But, as he stared into those blue eyes of her’s, a wicked, and devious smile spread across her lips as she gazed upon him.

Salem: You know~? Since we already agreed to it, why don’t the two of us consummate the marriage; Now doesn’t that sound like fun~?

Jaune: Oh it does~! But, no; We’re not doing that!

Salem: What, why?!

Jaune: Pay back for making me think you forgot about me!

Salem: It was only a few years, what’s the big deal?

Jaune: Ten years may seem short to you, but it was a decent chunk of my life! So, you ain’t getting any until after the wedding, that we are having back home with the rest of my family!

Salem: Ffffffine! Fine, I’ll do that…

Jaune: Thank you. I appreciate it.

Salem: Not like you a useless virgin knows what to do with it anyway…

Jaune: What was that…?

Salem: I said; ‘Not like you, a silly little virgin would know what to do with it!’

Jaune: I’m not a virgin.

Salem: You’re not?!

Jaune: Nope.

Salem: When the hell did that happen.

Jaune: Couple of months after I turned sixteen.

Salem: What kind of skank did you sleep with?!

Jaune: The woman who will be your sister-in-law. Saphron’s wife, Terra Cotta Arc.

Salem: You slept with your sister-in-law??

Jaune: She wanted a child, they wanted it to be an, Arc. So I help them.

Salem: You knocked up your sister-in-law??

Watts: The plot thickens.

Hazel: I don’t think we should be here anymore.

Jaune: Hey! It was a mutual agreement. Among other things~!

Salem: But, you slept with your sister?!

Jaune: Hey! I’m an, Arc, we don’t, ‘sleep’ with woman.

Salem: W-What…? What does that even mean?

Jaune: We, Arc’s fuck woman!

Salem: Excuse me?

Jaune: When I enter you for the first time, it will feel like I just popped your cherry!

Salem: J-Jaune?! W-What happened to the sweet little boy, and his toy trains?!

Jaune: Then, when we really get at it, you forget that man was ever inside you.

Salem: W-W-What?!

Jaune: And, when were done, you’ll look like you’re three months pregnant, and begging for more…

Salem: You’re kidding! This is just teenage bravados talking, none of this is real!

Jaune: And, what if I say it is real, very real indeed. So, what are you going to do about it; Are you going to say its a lie, or do you want to embrace reality, and bathe in blinding pleasure, and unbridled lust~?

Salem: …

Salem: WATTS?!!

Watts: Y-Yes… My, Queen…?

Salem: You’re in charge of the castle, I’ll let you know when the wedding is being held. Bye!

And, with that, she shoved her fiancé onto a Nevermore, and flew away to, Jaune’s home town for the wedding. All the while, Hazel, and Watts watched on with wide eyed, and utter confused minds. They stare at one another before shrugging their shoulders, and headed inside.

Somethings were simply best not to think about in the end.

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Well… This went places…

I regret nothing…

Enjoy~!