Item: device that fits over standard shoes, allowing the wearer to be several inches taller and leave perfectly circular footprints
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TAKE 2!! last one didn't havebimages cause uhh idk how tumblr works
last lolirock dump! ots going out not with a bang but with a whoopee cushion fart cause its mostly shitpost
i start uni next month in oct, year 2 chem engineering got hands
lets go
no explanation needed , its them
SnapCube's SA2 fandub reference
Not shitpost! lolirock x limbus related
after another failed mission, getting scolded by both his sister and his boss and prolly getting mocked by Lev he takes 19 benadryl and meets the white woman
and that's all and if this post doesn't have all I've written i will go and eat wet cement
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coughs and hacks up a slimeball.
"Want it?"
( @rivers-dakota )
. . . .
. .
No.
No thanks. You can keep it.
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Uh huh
I think the sleep deprivation is getting to me
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Call me burger the. the way I court her... pound her
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robot au that i started for my own selfish reasons and now i kinda have a story for? adding previous drawings so it can all be together.
explanation of the au below ig?
ok time for me to be completely transparent with you all, i just like robots, ford is one of my fav characters, fiddleford is engineer, boom gay robot story. it took me a while to actually think of a kinda "story" for this au, it still kinda doesn't have one, very much just a concept and aesthetic. just one rewatch of Ghost in the Shell made me want to come back to this.
but the long and short of it is:
setting: future? robotically advanced 1980s? si-fi robotic future with a 1980s aesthetic over it.
STAN-13Y (stan) and STAN-F0RD (ford) were made ~30 years ago, they were both malfunctions in the eyes of their creators. stan with his programing and ford with his misprint (an extra finger on both hands). they were made for one purpose, to make millions helping the world. while ford pursued that goal since his programing was seemingly "normal", stan was thrown out for "not having any use for his program". but ford was a lot more human then people let on, only feared that those emotions he was feeling was another malfunction just like his brother. he kept it in. eventually he went off to continue his studies on his own (was trusted to do so). on the way he found B1LL a program he trusted to be downloaded into his own, it was in fact a virus. And a trusted engineer he met that works for his creators company, fiddleford mcgucket.
now heres a screenshot of a pinterest board thats the kinda vibe i was trying to go for
little scared to post this cause i feel it might be cringe but WHATEVER!!!! IM HAVING FUN!!!!
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fucking a clown and you put your dick in and everything's going great, but as soon as you try to pull out of that clussy your cock just keeps getting longer and longer until you have just meters worth of dick lying in a mess on the bed and aw man I have to stop writing this post because I realised it's definitely someone's real kink and I can't handle the pressure of finishing this post in a satisfying way. wait nevermind I got it. you finally reach the end and the tip of your penis has become a beautiful bouquet of plastic roses that squirt water when you sniff them. except the water is. well. you know.
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