#uh anyways im such a fucking sap

[clownery-and-fuckery]

Take it... I was feeling sappy :")

"Do you believe in soulmates?"

Three tired cadets groaned at the question asked into the dark room. They should be sleeping, not listening to silly questions whispered into their safe space.

"Go to sleep." Is the immediate response from the second youngest, who's scowl is thankfully hidden. The first voice pipes up again with a whine.

"M'not tired yet! Please, just answer this one question and I'll sleep!"

"You said that five questions ago, Wrecker."

The oldest sighed. "Answer the question, guys. Wrecker promises to sleep after, don't you?"

"I do!" Wrecker insisted with a muffled laugh that decidedly informs them of his fib. "Promise! Please?"

The second youngest groaned again. "Fine." He grumbled, turning over to face the room. "I don't. Goodnight."

"D'aw, why not?" Wrecker probed. "Everyone's gotta have someone out there!"

"I'm with Wrecker," Hunter, the oldest, admitted into the quiet before Crosshair could snap. "It's a kinda nice thought. To be destined to have someone to call yours."

"It's stupid." Crosshair grumbled. A fourth voice spoke up, soft with sleep as he was pulled from slumber.

"I am in agreement with Crosshair," The youngest slurred, rubbing his eyes. "That would imply there is an even and definite number of people in the galaxy, which there is not."

"You don't have to be born at the same time!" Wrecker protested. "Maybe they're older. Or younger!"

"That does not erase the fact that it is illogical." Tech huffs. "We are not pairs meant to be joined. We are individuals with our own personal definition. To tether us to another would..." He trailed off for a moment. "It is not logical."

Hunter sighed, and tapped Wrecker's bunk. "There's your answer, big guy. Now sleep, all of you. We're up early."

"We're always up early, Hunter." Crosshair grouched. "We know."

The four boys settled for sleep, and just as he felt himself fall under, Hunter heard the barely audible whisper from Wrecker to Tech.

"Wrecker?"

"Hmm?"

"...despite the lack of any tangible means of your theory, and while I do not believe it for a second. I–" A breath of hesitation. "I enjoy the thought of it."

Hunter fell asleep with a smile.

–––

Years later, when they were older, tired but happier than they had ever been. They were on the Marauder, tired but unable to sleep.

Wrecker brightened, after so long of not seeing his siblings, when he could finally turn to face the ship. Face the bunks that had been empty for so long.

He itched to speak. To reconnect, to catch up with his siblings he had missed so fiercely, yet he hesitated. They must be tired, they must be utterly shattered from the last few days, it would be selfish of him to—

"Wrecker?"

���to see out his siblings who were clearly still awake? The brawler jumped. "What's up, Techie?" Wrecker's response was eager, shifting closer to catch the shadow of his youngest brother as he moved slowly.

There was a pause, a pained breath as Tech readjused on his bunk. Wrecker heard Hunter and Crosshair shifting up in unison to help him. "Do you remember when we were small?" Tech started softly, voice tight with the agony of effort.

Wrecker hummed, listening intently for any more signs of discomfort. "When you had asked us about our stance on the existence of soulmates?"

There was a long pause. "Sure I do," Wrecker said, half truthful. "Why?"

"I was giving it some thought." Tech admitted with a sense of sheepishness. "While I was undergoing... extraneous experimentation."

Wrecker couldn't see it, but he could feel the anger that coursed through the room at the mention. "And I've found–" Tech paused again, but this time, Wrecker could pinpoint a small amount of nervousness in Tech's confession.

"–I've found I think I do believe."

Wrecker huffed a laugh. "S'been a long time since I've thought about that," He admitted. "I kinda stopped believing it."

"I do not believe it in a romantic sense." Tech continued. "Not- entirely."

Wrecker thought of Phee, of the private moment he was not meant to see between the two, and kept his mouth shut. "Mhmm." He said slowly.

"Although- the theory behind a 'soulmate' is an unbreakable connection- one that allows the individuals to meet and find each other regardless of the situation."

Wrecker heard Hunter hum in agreement, and Crosshair's quiet, "Get on with it, what's the point?" As he listened intently.

Tech's voice was quiet, but the affection was undeniable. "I believe that, in a sense, that is how I would describe us. The six of us, against all odds, managed to find each other again."

The room went silent, as if Tech had stolen the air from the room.

"If there was ever a chance of other universes," Tech waved a hand. "If such a concept exists, I would very much hope we are together in all of them."

Wrecker swore he heard a sniff. "We-" He hesitated, tears filling his own eyes. "–I'd say we are, Techie. Like any force could drive us apart."

Tech smiled at him through the dark. "I'm glad to know that." He said softly. "It is a nice theory.. one I hope holds weight."

Wrecker slipped off the bunk, joining his brother before gently, oh so softly, hugged him. Leaned back against the wall just like they used to, where the scariest thing to exist was the thunderstorms on Kamino.

There was no more Kamino, there was no more simple fears that were easily chased away.

They were still there, though. That was enough.

In his arms, Wrecker held a piece of his whole galaxy to his chest, sniffling as the rest of his purpose floated into orbit, easing into the single bunk.

Echo had grumbled a complaint of space as he finally was risen to join them. Omega never minded their squished cuddle piles, opting to hold Crosshair around the chest as she slept.

Hunter, ever the eldest, was near enough to all of them, just within reach. Wrecker smiled softly as he felt Tech drifting back off in his arms.

Yes, maybe soulmates did exist. In any form but the traditional, sure, but when had they ever been conventional?

[randomwriteronline]

Do you think love can bloom even despite Greg Farshtey if we don't have mouths between two sets 15 years apart?

so a friend got me a g2 Kopaka--

Mata Pohatu was a gift from my beloved beautiful chum @cantankerouscanuck and when i went to pick up my other boy my friend n i ended up doin a lil photoshoot at their house bc i couldnt resist trying to make them kiss, which was Fucking Hard due to the mata build's terrible posability but thank god Pohatu's got at least one loose leg and Kopaka has many more joints and is so stable. homeboy was holding this whole thing together all by himself like the gallant gentleman he is

my only regret is not having a proper camera with cool lenses and all to properly devote an insane amount of effort to this stupid thing... have a documentation of our tribulations under the cut instead XD

first problem we incurred in (aside from my shaky ass hands making some pictures blurry) was the height difference.

it doesnt look terrible bc kopakas got his knees bent in the photo but effectively the only way pohatu got to his face was by standing on his tippy toes, and while his steel toed boots did give him the added cms necessary they did NOT let him stand on his own, so either we held him up or he fell over even when propped against a wall. we tried pinning him to the wall with kopaka but he still slipped so both cute ideas had to go down the drain

(we also tried a classic kabedon pose but kopakas fucking pauldrons SUCK for arm mobility so tragically, that was also scrapped)

the good news was however that they COULD hold hands! sorta. kinda. im still counting it. the mata hands have axels for fingers, so they fit snugly in the handpieces the 2015 gang has :)

only problem with it is that

straight in the tits.

(me trying to browse a tag in peace but overly horny fanart pops up)

BUT ANYWAYS. the hand holding did provide some stability and so we started trying out poses by seeing how far we could tilt pohatu while keeping him standing - this because he has another problem, that being that his head bobs up and down with no way to keep it up or down on its own, so we had to work with gravity

came out a lil foreboding, like kopaka is threatening him. but we're getting closer!

thankfully me being a big ol sap helped in figuring out how to make the whole thing more tender bc i love that shit. so we decided to push pohatu's loose leg out to balance him and one of his arms up, like he was reaching for kopaka's mask, which was also very good bc kopaka's hand lodged itself right between pohatu's tiny elbow and hip so he looked like he was wrapping it around his waist. then we adjusted them a lil bit, teaked them here n there, and

OH YEAH.

OH YEAH BABY WERE GETTING SOMEWHERE NOW

we had to uh. briefly stop. and laugh really hard for a second bc pohatus entire head fell off. i dont have photos for that but it was so sudden and unexpected that we had a fit of hysteric giggles

as you can see however, their faces are Not touching. this is due to the aforementioned problem with the Mata neck, plus the fact that kopaka couldn't bend further down to close the gap on his own, though tbf cut him some slack hes already holding the both of them up as best as he can

so we meddled a lil bit to pull pohatu more upright and strengthen kopakas pose so they wouldnt topple over, considered a maskless version, scrapped it bc they looked VERY silly, and THEN. AT LAST

THE ELUSIVE BONKLE KISS..........

from as many angles n lightings as possible bc im Unwell

AND a cool version from the hand-holding side bc the transpieces look great and i find it very sweet :)

but yeah that was a fun time :D it was great and the lads have been untangled and retired on a shelf where theyll stay nice and tight hehe

hope yall enjoyed these, they were great fun to make and i think they came out really well despite my shitty hands and cameras. maybe ill do more or not, who knows ahah wait what was that.

that sound... its like. plastic smacking plastic... to mimic kissing...

you dont think... the bionicles... they couldnt... no...

oh... oh good heavens. oh theyre canoodling in there

[ask-turnedtechgodhead]

Where's everyone?

oh shit yeah should probably actually fill yall in if youre seeing this or fill you in on the fuck all i know right now anyway which shouldnt take long

however the fuck youre getting these anyway at this point im just assuming its time loop bullshit because lets be real its always time loop bullshit isnt it theres infinite daves out there all drowning in time loop bullshit but i guess its almost weirdly reassuring? like i dont remember doing any of this shit right this version of me hasnt ever stolen stupid ass recordings from an alternate me to give to... whoever yall are assuming youre from earth c so hey guess in a roundabout way this documentary bullshit worked and that means at some point ill have the ability to do time loop bullshit again and that shitll be the happiest day of my life fuck everything i said about never touching time shit again dropped that shit like it was hot and now im on my knees digging through the dirt like some poor sap who just rejected the love of his goddamn life just because she was a mole woman like yeah sure shes got fucked up hands and she cant see shit but fuck dude one look at how quickly she tunnels away is all it takes to realise that she could be the one for you especially if you can use those tunnels to get back to uh yeah

anyway isnt that the question of the goddamn century

far as i can tell the other three all landed here too cant get hold of egbert but im assuming hes busy creating creepy ass cake sculptures or whatever the fuck it is they do for family reunions over in the egbert household

so his dad and roses mom make five

...maybe six. havent seen bro around but itd be weird if the game didnt throw his ass back here with everyone else right so make that five and a half i guess and uh

...no one else we think anyway cant get a hold of the trolls or the other humans so far hell the trolls handles aint even showing up on pesterchum and i know for a goddamn fact they were harassing us around now so thats...

...

also since apparently that shit wasnt bad enough the universe went hey yknow whatll be great youll fucking love this bro trust me so you remember puberty right yeah what if you had to do that shit all over again lmao have fun with that

[nihiltism]

oh boy I finished (citation needed) a new game time to add to the veedia tag again

metal: hellsinger (ps4)

this game is Lovely. this game is so fun. I cannot aim to save my god damn life. metal hellsinger accomplished a major feat in having the only possible setup in the entire world to encourage me to play a first person shooter (being, really good metal and rhythm mechanics) and to that I applaud it because I consider fpses to be sort of my mortal enemy? right next to mmos and fighters? im gonna go into it more let me not take up ur entire dash.

the gameplay is Lovely. i did play on easy mode but ough the. shotgun cocking effects to the beat of a good metal song. there is Nothing Like It. the difficulty is Honestly Not Bad ** given some practice time and its very much a delight to play. well. save for one part but ill get to that. its a darkly lit game which is a problem but all of the enemies are color coded, glow, and have their own sounds and that alleviates it a bit.

i will say that the game is. Not Optimized to PS4? it is. Quite Glitchy and while I don't mind most of them i know some people do and there were a few that very much got in my way (i posted the acheron boss glitch a couple hours ago). also sometimes enemies just get stuck in the floor and youre waiting for them to pop up so you can move on. thats fun. also the bug enemies suck. the shield enemies also suck. those arent glitches i just hate them.

as for plot uh. this game was not made for plot. i accept this. its kinda Just Okay but it doesnt really need to be more than that. you play a scary demon lady who wants nothing more than to rip the devil limb from limb. whats better than that. youve got a troy baker skull. the plot there is admittedly pretty cute especially if you try to analyze the lyrics but i am also very much a sap and it hit a specific genre of Relationship In Media That Is So (Kinda Just There) Its Not Even A Subplot which is one of the few genres i can actually stand. i will say i feel i got a bit beauty and the beasted at the ending but like. eh. it wasnt that much. anyway. next point

theres no bad songs in here. my favorite is this devastation easily. ost introduced me to arch enemy which is a band you can all tell I'm normal about. the lyrics only kick in when youre at max multiplier so being able to hear a good drop is a good motive to get decent and not get hit. i think my ranking of songs is this devastation - no tomorrow - burial at night/stygia - dissolution and then everything else is kind of at the bottom in no particular order. not to say i dont like them but theyre all the same level of like. also serj tankian is there. he is lovely. he does the final boss theme (no tomorrow) that I wish I could fucking hear him over damage sound effects and myself swearing. yeah now we get to that

** The Final Boss Is Bad. yeah my main problem (and kinda only Real Problem) with this game is uh. i dont think i can actually finish it? there is an Enormous difficulty spike at the final boss to the point where my first run of lasted a solid Two Minutes if that and i am on easy mode. my friend described it as (game is touhou now) and yeah i can see it. first person touhou. nobody wants to play first person touhou. i dont want to play first person touhou. i didnt actually beat the game i just watched the ending and resolved to get back to it when i feel like it (never) and do better things with my time. like draw unknown in little outfits.

anyway thats My Thoughts. its a good game and i will probably keep playing the levels over n over. for people who dont replay these games over n over it is definitely not worth the money as you can pretty easily slash through all the levels in one sitting if you know what youre doing but i am easily entertained and love rhythm games. stay tuned for doodles of the unknown with my general fashion sense. listen to the two best tunes also. maybe listen to the whole ost after if u like it.

[abiik]

[stares at zoe, who was born on earth] [stares at xingchen, who was born on youxiong, that has four stars and is named stardust] i have accidentally connected the dots.

[azalea-mcyt]

IM REQUESTING AGAIN LMFAO HI OKAY SO HEAR ME OUT I FUCKING SAW A DTEAM HAND THREAD AND SAPNAP WAS THE FIRST KNE AND I JUST @*#*@**!!??!?!?#?!?!

https://twitter.com/muchlovedwt/status/1438088564105940995?s=19

LIKEE BRO TJATS FUVKING HOT NGL

SO YK SAPNAP BE8NG COCKY AND SHIT ANS BEING PROUD OF H8MSELF ( AS HE SHOULD ) AND READER IS JUST SCROLLING THROUGH TWITTER ( SAPNAP AND READER ARE PARTNERS ) AND THEY CAME ACROSS THAT THREAD THE DTEAM HAND THREAD AND OPENED IT SUDDENLY SAPNAP WAS BEHIND THEM READER NOT KNOWING SCROLLEE THROUGJ THE THREAS ONLY LIKING SAPNAPS AND SAPNAP JUST GRABBED READERS CHIN AND SAYS SOMETHING HOT LIKE UHMMM IDK JUST SOMETIHING ABT READER LIKING THWIR HAND LMAP

And he says if reader pleasures him good ( any kind of pleasure ) he will reward them with fingering them very good and reader does good and so sapnap rewards them with overstimulation degradtion + uh the goodgirl THINGY UH FUCK I FORGOT WHAT ITS CALLED LMAO UHM I FORGOT WHAT THE KINK IS CALLED LMFAO COMOLIMENT KINK??? I HAVE BAD MEMORY😭😭 BUT THAT ONE WHATEVER IT IS

Afab any prns

- 👾 anon

ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕪

Pairing: CC!Sapnap x fem!reader

Kinks involved: oral receiving (both male and female), little but of hair pulling, spit/swallow, praise, degradation, overstimulation

Pronouns: afab, she/her

Scrolling through Twitter, a picture came up on your feed. A picture of your boyfriend's hands.

Sapnap's hands were always pretty to you. Perfectly framed, with veins running beautifully through them. The things you would let those hands do, you thought.

So, of course, you liked the pictures. Every single one.

A sudden grab on your chin startled you, as it pulled your head to the side. Sapnap was looking straight at you, his amazing hands still on your chin.

"You like my hands then?" Staring into his eyes, he continued to speak. "If you can get me to cum, I'll put these hands to good use."

That feeling in your stomach grew. This man was too good to be true; you felt like a mere mortal bowing to a God.

Getting up from the sofa, you kneeled on the floor, allowing your partner to sit back and relax. A sigh escaped his lips as you pulled down his underwear.

You shuffled further towards him and kitten-licked the tip. Sapnap's moans were a little louder this time. God, was that a beautiful sound to hear.

Next, you wrapped your lips around the tip, slowly making your way down, then slowly pulling back up. His head was leaned back as he indulged in the feeling of you around him.

One of his free hands weaved its way through your hair, slightly tugging as if to guide you. And you gladly obliged, hearing his moans get louder.

It wasn't long after that until Sapnap reached his high. He spilled into your mouth, watching you swallow.

"You're so good to me," He told you, guiding you over to the sofa. "Now it's my turn."

He pulled down your leggings, running a finger up your clothed pussy. Shuddering at the feeling, Sapnap then took your underwear off, exposing you to him.

One lick up was enough to drive you crazy. Yet he still dived in. Every so often, he would tell you how good you tasted, and how much he loved you. All you could do was whimper and moan in response.

"You think you can take more?" Sapnap suddenly asked you. He spoke again moments later. "Too bad, you're taking it anyway."

One of his fingers were pushed inside of you, thrusting in and out at varying paces- all of which were enough to get you tightening around him.

He knew you were close, and he took complete advantage of that. Another of his fingers slid into you, and he thrusted them inside you quicker than before.

"Come on slut, I haven't got all day."

That was enough to send you over the edge. You moan embarrassingly loud, with Sapnap even having to cover your mouth.

But he didn't stop. He kept going past your orgasm. Your legs started to shake as your bofy couldn't handle anymore.

"Sap, stop." He immediately took his fingers out, sucking the slick off them.

He was a gentleman while he clean you up, making sure that you were alright, and that he didn't hurt you in any way.

"How do you like my hands now?" Sapnap asked, a sparkle in his eye.

👾anon your mind is just *chefs kiss*

xoxo,

azalea

[khaleesiofalicante]

it's 2 am and I am tired let's do this

it's alec im not going to wait till the morning im not crazy

DUDE THE SONG REC THE FUCKING SONG

gimme a sec with the song

looping it for the rest of the chapter

is that a feather...?

someone gifted him a feather?

this bouta be chaotic because i am hyper-tired not sleep deprived-dead

so i talk a lot

and imma write it all down here

anyway not that i mean that a feather is a bad gift

i wanna know the history behind that

i downloaded liner so imma be highlighting lines from today

He had no right to sound that good this early in the morning.

ikr?

you should see me with my bed hair and voice smh god played favorites

it's a relic ok go on

i am confused but go on

OH WAIT RAZIEL'S FEATHER??

IS IT

IS IT OMG

IS IT RAZIEL'S FEATHER??

watch me be way off

im so in love with domestic malec and im not even past line...12

i counted that

i read mavid's first date chapter while sleep deprived-dead

i am going to reread it when im more energized to feel that shit

cant believe i havent already

Well, technically eight – considering, uh, Magnus.

THE SOUNDS WHICH ESCAPED ME-

ALSO I WAS RIGHT

I WAS RIGHT YESS

dude it's his first day as consul in idris i gasped

wait let's back track my hands are shaking im too hyper

Alec had been touched. But also slightly worried who else she had run around and given feathers to as well.

yeah i wanna know too

can i have one

“Only you would use a feather of Raziel to tickle your husband,” Magnus pointed out.

“I am one of a kind, yes,” Alec nodded and ran the feather further down – through Magnus’ chest.

“Raziel is not going to be pleased,” Magnus smiled.

“What is he going to do?” Alec asked. “Ban me?”

ALEC HONEY HAVE YOU CHECKED TUMBLR LATELY-

i swear i love this man so much

omg idris is theirs...

so many emotions

just

they got it back

He hoped it would be a peaceful gathering, but he highly doubted it.

Especially with what he had in mind.

he's planning to retire isn't he?

IDK DUDE BUT I THINK

Magnus giggled. “I’d rather you touch my lips with something else.”

“Oh,” Alec said, a grin forming against his mouth. “Something better than a feather from heaven?”

THEM JUST THEM

I love them so much

Sometimes, during moments like this, Alec literally had to remind himself to breathe.

He wondered if it was like this for other people too.

Did they look at their spouses and remind themselves to breathe too?

Probably not.

There was no one else like Magnus.

Sucks for them.

so true king

there really is no one like magnus

“You’re so beautiful,” Magnus said again, his voice a whisper now. “Do you know how beautiful you are?”

Alec blushed. Just a little. “I forget sometimes. Why don’t you remind me?”

“You are so beautiful,” Magnus said, his voice soft as the morning sun outside. “You are so beautiful that sometimes I have to look away.”

i am smiling like a crazy person right now

they make me feel so soft

He knew Magnus was a powerful warlock – and now a sort of a prince of hell too.

But he was so fucking soft sometimes.

YES

magnus bane is a fucking sap pass it on

Remember to breathe, Alec told himself. He steals it away. Remember to catch your breath.

dude i-

they are so fucking soft

sigh

rafe! max! what are you two up to in the kicthen

let these two get it on

DAVID HJCDYUHJDCSHJDFV

i actually cant stop laughing

BYE HE RAN TO THE BEDROOM

HE FUCKING RAN

"casually walked back"

how casually sir-

like-

the word casually wouldnt be there if you had really walked back casually

david is so fucking precious

i want to wrap him in a blanket and never let him go

wait let me push my waterbottle away from my laptop

i ruined my cursor/trackerball

i think the main problem was the trackerball on which i spilled the water

anyway that shit never got fixed had to get a new one

“David,” Alec said as he sat down at the table. “What are you doing in my kitchen?”

“Uh,” the boy said, dressed in a soft blue t-shirt and gray sweatpants. “I was making breakfast for Max.”

“And where is he?” Alec asked.

“Uh,” David said again. “In bed.”

i see david's name and i cant stop smiling

youre so precious literally

i love him so much

Alec hummed, trying not to focus on the fact that his son was having sex. “Yes. Very cute.”

ALEC I CANT-

this is a very awkward situation for him

so anyway you do realise that rafael and anjali-

“You can do me later,” Magnus said casually, cutting into his pancake.

David coughed violently in the background.

DAVID YOU GOOD?

david make me some chocolate syrup please

or drop the recipe

k i need to add hazelnut powder to melted chocolate

“You need to stop talking,” Alec said, biting into a pancake. “Or Magnus is going to kidnap you and keep you here permanently.”

“I’m surprised Max hasn’t done it already,” Magnus chuckled. “

Oh I dont know about you guys but i will

david honey even your amazing skills in the kitchen cannot help the lightwoods

“I’m afraid Lightwoods do not excel in the kitchen, David,” Magnus sighed and then suddenly grinned. “Although, they exceed expectations in the-”

“Okay, that’s enough,” Alec shushed his husband.

I SNORTED-

mavid warm my dead heart

they are so fucking cute

EVEN ALEC AGREES

“I have an announcement,” Max cleared his throat. His pancake was already gone. “I’ve made an executive decision to adopt a snake.”

“No,” Alec and David said at the same time.

LET HIM HAVE A SNAKE

Actually corn snakes are harmless

and they make good pets

so chairman will be safe

they are also cute

so he can have a pet snake

SAYS I WITH A VERY LIMITED KNOWLEDGE OF SNAKES

i know this because a booktoker i follow has a corn snake

his name is loki. the snake i mean

“If you are going to keep a snake in your room, then I am never going in there,” David shuddered.

“Wait a second,” Alec said slowly. “Maybe it’s not a bad idea.”

ALEC-

I keep on forgetting that david is literally giant and then i remember and i start measuring him against things

this bitch tall...

“Y’all are all being very mean to Zeppelin,” Max frowned.

ZEPPELIN DHUUYKVDFYGDFV

i had a snake hyper fixation once

i wanted to go to snake island...the one in brazil

anyway

“Uh,” David said awkwardly. “I think he is still in his room…with the Inquisitor.”

“Living up to the family motto huh,” Max giggled.

“What is the family motto?” the blonde shadowhunter asked curiously.

“Fuck the-”

“That is not our family motto!” Alec interrupted.

SCREAMING-

Also that is totally your family motto so hush

PLEASE RAFAEL YOU GOOD THERE BUDDY?

“Are you alright?” Alec asked his son, who was not a morning person.

“I’m fantastic,” Rafael grinned as he plopped down on one of the chairs. “It’s just such a beautiful day. The weather is perfect. There are birds singing outside. The streets of New York-”

“You got laid!” Max gasped dramatically.

First of all, morning people scare me

second of all, i just imagined it fucking storming outside and rafael being like "tHe wEaThEr iS pErFeCt"

and yes max we guessed

BABY BAT-

BABY BAT

“Please don’t drag me into this,” David held up the spatula.

“Yeah. Leave him alone. He is very good at giving hickeys.”

they are such chaotic bitches i love them

“That’s not fair,” Magnus tutted. “This is a safe space!”

“Safe space for whom?” Max demanded. “Because I am feeling traumatized right now.”

MAX PLEASE-

I love these idiots

“Don’t mind him, babe,” Max rolled his eyes. “Rafael is insufferable when he gets some.”

“At least I didn’t pass out when I saw my partner naked for the first time,” Rafael shrugged.

“Max!” David went red. “You told him??”

“No! You told Jackson! And he told everyone! Because he hates me!”

im smiling like an idiot i swear they have been through so much and now they all sitting around a table and laughing

also...max-

“We really don’t have to know,” Alec said desperately.

“Actually, I’d like some more details,” Magnus cleared his throat. “Now, when this happened-”

MAGNUS I CANT-

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

“Mr. Lightwood-Bane,” David cleared his throat. “I’d rather not discuss this in public.”

“Sure. We can talk about this in private,” Magnus smiled.

David’s eyes widened in alarm as if talking about this in private was so much worse.

“Magnus, stop freaking him out!” Alec hissed. “Or else he won’t come over here again and make us more pancakes.”

“Shit,” Magnus said. “Okay. Boys. No more sex talk. Just eat your breakfast.”

yes we need those pancakes

i need david to teach me how to cook

Rafael’s bedroom door opened again, and Anjali walked out, wearing one of Rafael’s shirts.

Only that.

Anjali the confidence there-

Alec speaking to his plate reminded me of how magnus flirted with a plate when he got drunk in tbc

“Amor,” Rafael said, his voice gentle in a way that Alec has never heard before. “You really have to stop stealing my clothes.”

“That’s actually my shirt,” Magnus said to no one in particular.

“I’m not stealing. I’m borrowing,” Anjali pointed out.

“You haven’t returned any of the ones you took before,” Rafael said with a grin. “What about that long-sleeved yellow silk crepe de chine shirt with the French collar?”

“Also mine,” Magnus said.

you ever wanna tell an inanimate object to shut the fuck up?

Rafael is so soft omg

rafe how do you know so much about the shirt i dont even know the fabric of most of my cloths...

my hoodie right now is...cotton

i think

i dont know what cotton feels like. i have definitely felt it before i just dont know what it feels like because i dont know how to differentiate it.

“Max,” Magnus cut him off. “You are not bringing a snake into our home.”

“You are depriving me of my lineage!” Max pointed out.

“I don’t like this influence Leviathan has on you,” Alec grumbled. “No snakes in the apartment, Max.”

JUSTICE FOR ZEPLIN

This is not fair

“David, we are getting a snake together.”

“No, we are not,” the blonde boy replied.

david bro not cool

“You literally raise a demon!”

“He is domesticated!”

SNAKES CAN BE DOMESTIC TOO

HEY SNAKES AREN'T NESSECARILY DANGEROUS

pythons are dangerous

corn snakes are not

GET A CORN SNAKE

rafael smh let your brother have a snake

“I was dead for like three days!” Rafael said incredulously.

Because that’s just a thing they said these days.

Well then-

oof david always brining up tense topics baby i love you but you gotta stop

yeah he's totally retiring

“People would have been made to not have voted for her,” Rafael rolled his eyes.

So true ugh queen shit right there

“When you become Consul, you can split your time between Idris and New York,” Magnus said softly and reached out for Rafael’s hand. “At least in the beginning. Can you do that for me, Rafe?”

Rafael squeezed Magnus’ hand. “You know I will do anything for you, Bapak.”

dude...them...

im not-

“Not that it’s a competition or anything. But I almost died for Bapak,” Max pointed out in a superior tone. “So, like, try and top that, bitch.”

“Max!” Magnus gasped. “This is not a competition. Alexander, tell him!”

“Magnus is right. This is not a competition,” Alec nodded and then grinned. “But if it was, I would totally win, I’ve almost died for Magnus more than once.”

I SWEAR THESE DORKS-

Dude some dog is being weird-

why you howling bestie

anyway

“Diego didn’t make me do this,” Alec frowned.

“He also dated Zara Dearborn,” the girl pointed out. “He is not known for great decision-making skills. I don’t know why you made him Inquisitor, to be honest.”

so true bestie

HE RAN AFTER HER-

Well, at least, she wasn’t a prince of hell.

The bar is very low

Alec looked up at that. He was still getting used to the other boy being taller than him.

im still getting used to him being a fucking giant too

“No one is thinking that,” Alec squeezed the boy’s shoulder. “And you know what I think?”

“What?” David asked.

“I think we can all use a little more love in our lives,” Alec smiled. “So, I do hope you get to meet her and make her a part of your life in whatever way that you can.”

alec's right

she better be good

I KNEW IT

BITCH I FUCKING KNEW HE WAS RETIRING

HJKDUHIFEHUDIFD

“Because I want a break,” Alec smiled. “And I think I’ve earned it.”

yes you really have

“The hardest thing about being the Consul is saying no,” Alec said seriously now. “As the leader of our people, your instinct will be to listen. And listening is very important, of course. But sometimes, just sometimes, you need to put your foot down and say no.”

^^^

this whole conversation seriously

i dont have much to say just a lot of feelings

“You didn’t explain much. You were just shouting,” Alec pointed out.

“You were also shouting!” Rafael countered.

Alec chuckled softly. “Yeah. Okay. So, we both shouted.”

yup

“I said some nasty things,” Rafael put his face in his hands. “Especially that bit about the Cohort.”

“Yeah,” Alec chuckled. “That was a dick move.”

it really was ngl

“You know why I am chill with this?” Alec echoed his son’s words. “Because I used to be like this too.”

“You compared grandpa to Cohort?” Rafael rolled his eyes.

“Well, grandpa was part of the Circle,” Alec pointed out. “So, he kinda asked for it, really.”

rafael didn't laugh but i sure did

“I used to get angry and hurt people too,” Alec said carefully. “I think…I think it’s a thing people do. When we are hurting badly on the inside, we start hurting people around us.”

yeah. but acknowledging that and working towards not doing that is hard

and im proud of him for getting here, alec i mean.

“Not everyone, no,” Alec smiled. “Your Bapak doesn’t hurt anyone, even when he is hurting. And Max…When Max is hurting, he hurts himself even more.”

“I love that dumb asshole,” Rafael said.

“Me too,” Alec chuckled. “You and I, Rafael. We are like. So, we need to be careful, okay? Especially because we are in positions of power. So, we need to be very careful of how we deal with situations like this. Do you understand?”

no words. just that i agree

and this is really freaking important

“You know the other reason why I am retiring?” Alec asked his son. “Because I know someone extremely capable is going to lead the Clave after me.”

“Anjali?” Rafael asked.

Alec smacked his son on the head. Rafael chuckled at that.

Yeah. He's gonna do great

Max ahhh

“Ah shit,” Max said. “Now do I have to do it too?”

Rafael looked up at that. “You kinda have to do it every day.”

ISTG THESE TWO DSUHUIDHUHFDV

It was a blue greeting card that said, ‘sorry for being an asshole’. Alec knew it wasn’t brought from a shop because people probably didn’t make cards like this.

omg he made a card

“Do you have a bunch of these lying around?” Rafael asked curiously.

Max shrugged.

“Are you going to give one to bapak?” Alec asked.

“I think bapak should give one to me,” Max said quietly.

my question exactly

and yeah max is right

he deserves one

FUCK IT'S 3 46 I TAKE WAY TOO LONG TO READ

“That’s not an excuse to be an asshole,” Max mumbled.

“It’s not an excuse,” Alec corrected. “It’s an explanation.”

!!!!!!

PEOPLE! NEED! TO! LEARN! THE! DIFFERENCE!

I currently have "we dont talk about bruno" stuck in my head but i dont wanna get up and get headphones

“It’s easier to be an asshole to you,” Rafael said finally. “Because you take it.”

Alec blinked. “I take it?”

“Yeah,” Max whispered. “I’m not saying you have a degradation kink or anything-”

“Max!” Rafael hissed.

Alec chuckled at that. “Okay. I get it. You act like an asshole because I let you?”

oh...oh i get it

Alec took a deep breath. “It’s something I struggled with when I was your age. I let people hurt me because I felt like I deserved it. It’s a coping mechanism, I guess.”

“Oh,” Max said.

“I’d like to think I’ve come a long way since then,” Alec told his boys. “But sometimes, you fall back into old habits, no? Especially when it comes to the people you love.”

yeah...

growth's hard dude.

“It’s alright,” Alec hugged his babies tightly. “Growth isn’t linear. It’ll be the same for you. Whatever your struggles are, you won’t always be on top of it.”

“What do we do when we fall back?” Max asked, his blue eyes worried.

“You hope the people you love will be there for you to help you get back on track,” Alec smiled. “Thank you for pointing this out. I wouldn’t have realized it otherwise.”

THIS!!!

I love this

“It’s all over now,” Alec whispered gently. “We are all okay. All of us.”

it's over...

wow

they are okay...

Aww magnus took a picture!

drop your social media bitch

“You know the other reason why I don’t like to fight with you?” Alec asked. “Because I am not immortal. I have to make every day count. So, I don’t like wasting my days on petty arguments and holding grudges.”

Max frowned at that.

“I know you and Magnus have forever to hash this one out,” Alec said carefully. “But it doesn’t mean you should. Talk to him.”

magnus should come talk to him

he needs to apologize

because that was just fucking shitty

oh max just said that yes boy

dude clave meetings suck ugh

You are not going to let this title decide who you are. If you get it, then things will be easier for you. But if you don’t, I don’t think it will change a damn thing. I’ve come to learn that you will always fight for what you believe is right. It’s who you are, Rafael – Consul or not.”

rafael just...him oh my god

i have so many feels

MALEC OMG THESE TWO SO SOFT

“Stop with the non-verbal flirting,” Max said. “It’s like you have never seen each other before.”

“At least neither of us is passing out,” Alec teased.

HEY LET MAX BREATHE-

Max just keeps throwing water on rafael this is amazing

not for rafael but it's hilarious

Home was Magnus’ arms, his soft lips, and his sandalwood scent.

And Alec for one, couldn’t wait to return home.

dude i-

SOMEONE HOLD ME-

ah yes, the room where you killed zara

a truly beautiful room i must say

But then there were subtle changes which showed how much things have indeed changed over the last two decades.

And no, it wasn’t just there was a Herondale flying around their capital city.

It was so much more.

It was the fact that Aline and Helen were walking towards the Gard with their son Roman, which is not something that could have happened before.

It was the fact that Max and Rafael, a shadowhunter and downworlder, were bickering at each other, the way all siblings did.

It was the fact that Tian waved at Alec, his other hand tightly clasping that of his faerie wife.

It was the fact that David was laughing at something Jace was saying, as Clary took a thousand pictures.

It was the fact that Gard wasn’t just decorated by Nephilim runes and angel statues but symbols of downworlders were placed with equal prominence.

first of all, lexi flying around omg so precious

alec did this, he did all of this im so fucking proud

“You did all of this,” Magnus whispered in his ear.

“I didn’t do it alone,” Alec smiled.

“I know,” Magnus said. “But it was you. You started all of this. I’m so proud of you.”

dude i will cry

“I didn’t just marry you for your ass and your arms, Alexander,” Magnus said seriously.

“Good to know,” Alec laughed.

“You continue to impress me just by being who you are,” Magnus said then, his voice soft. “I’m always in awe of you. Never forget that.”

LMAO THEM-

magnus invented loving alec everyone else can get in line

rafael can fucking sew holy shit

When Alec and his friends had saved the shadow world, no one had thanked them.

Partly because they were children, but mostly because people didn’t think of it as a big deal.

It was their job to save the world and fight demons. There was no need to make a fuss about it.

It was their way.

But Alec didn’t want to continue that tradition. He didn’t want to take anyone for granted.

the love and pride i feel for him keeps on growing

these people need to fucking back off of selena

she was a child who was manipulated and used

you fuckers

“Her sister can also punch you in the face if you don’t stop talking,” Lexi growled. David pulled his sister back carefully.

lexi do it

“He is so tall,” someone whispered.

right???

LMAO THE THUNDERING-

MAX HEYUKFYUKFDV

Magnus did not look awkward or uncomfortable or scared.

He looked like a prince.

of course he does

Oh hes telling them

my boy pulled some avatar-percy jackson shit there and i have never been prouder

despite what i felt earlier, blood bending is hot please go on

“I’m not just a warlock,” Max grinned – Alec, Rafael, and Magnus shook their heads fondly.

“Can you bend shadowhunter blood?” someone asked, their voice barely a whisper.

Some of the nephilim were squirming in their seats.

“Of course, I can,” Max said casually. “But if I will do it, that is a different matter. So, try not to piss me off.”

some of these bitches deserve it

the way he is thanking them all...

im so...

“What?” the warlock mouthed at him.

“I love you,” Alec mouthed back.

the fucking parallels

y'all he's doing it

“I am not the Consul of Idris,” Alec said patiently. “I am the Consul of my people. And I never have and never will abandon any one of you.”

YES

HE'S TOO GOOD FOR YOU ALL

“Well,” Alec said, looking at Magnus for the first time since his announcement. “I was hoping to go to the beach.”

A small smile blossomed across Magnus’ face then. Alec wanted to kiss him so badly.

HELL YEAH

Bro I am going scuba diving soon the beach is awesome

“I nominate Rafael Lightwood-Bane.”

I had to sit there for a minute smiling like an idiot

“He is a fighter,” Divya corrected, her chin held high. “I’ve seen that boy fight for what he cares about. We need a leader like that. We need a leader who fights for us and cares for us. I nominate Rafael.”

YES

We need someone like him, we really do

lmao kingsley really had to have his son nominate him this is embarrasing

im going to punch kingsley shit

“Oh my god,” Max groaned. “Why y’all so obsessed with him? I’m also a part of this family. Are there no rumors about me? Maybe something about a powerful demon dad? Something about me being a blue Moses? Come on, people!”

MAX I-

“At the time, it is what I had to do to save someone I cared about. I didn’t have a choice,” Rafael said, his eyes on Anjali. “If had to choose between her and the Clave, I won’t hesitate to do it again.”

you crazy amazing idiot

i love him

Stupid but brave.

STUPID BUT BRAVE HOLY SHIT-

Let him fight. He is good at it. Let him fight.

yes.

“We are not just shadowhunters,” Rafael said. “We are so much more than that.”

Kinglsey scoffed at that. “Now he is trying to erase our identity.”

kingsley are you fucking stupid?

rafael is so right though. youre not just your runes, or the blood that runs in your veins

“I’m going to let people choose what they want to do with their lives,” Rafael corrected. “You are all fighters. Every single one of you. But if you do not wish to fight with a seraph blade, I will not hold that against you. I will let you continue your fight in your own way.”

im so close to crying right now

rafael you precious

“Um. Raziel is like totally chill with this,” Lexi said in a bored tone. “We were chatting last night. He really wants some of yall to get some hobbies.”

no seriously you guys need to get some hobbies

it hurts me so much thinking of all those shadowhunter who dreamed of a different life but were forced to fight because of their blood. You are so much more than your last name, your blood. It hurts because there could've been an artist, a scientist, an educator who's hand was forced to fight

and this shit happens so often, both here and there. You shouldn't be forced to do something, to pursue something for the rest of your life just because everyone else before you has done it. You shouldn't be forced to hurt, to be in pain for making different choices, for wanting something else.

“I am so much more – and so are you,” Rafael said loudly. “We are more than our runes and our weapons.”

TELL THEM BOY

“I don’t know if I deserve to be Consul,” Rafael said. “All I know is that you deserve better. All of you. I do not wish to abandon the Clave. I wish to rebuild it. I will build a Clave where you feel valued and respected and appreciated for who you are, not just for what you do.”

"where you feel valued and respected and appreciated for who you are, not just what you do." when i tell you im about to cry

WIFI IN IDRIS YESS

OH MY GOD HE-

HE'S THE NEXT CONSUL

HOLY SHIT YES

Magnus held out his arms. And Alec let himself fall, as he had all those years ago.

them...it's them

But he had done it for Magnus too.

Because that’s how his heart worked. It beat according to Magnus’ name.

Alec had become the Consul so he could be with Magnus.

Now, he had retired from the role so he could be with Magnus once more.

Cause that’s how his world worked. It began and ended with Magnus.

everything they have built and just...them dude

them

im so soft right now

“I love you. I love you so much. Sometimes it’s too much for me. Sometimes I have to tell myself to calm down. Because it’s so overwhelming. It’s just…I have so much love for you. There is so much love for you inside my heart that sometimes it makes me wonder how my heart hasn’t exploded yet.”

“No references to your heart exploding, please,” Magnus whispered. “It’s still too soon.”

THESE TWO JUST THEM AND THEIR LOVE AND I WILL NEVER GET TIRED OF THEM I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

“I’m done, baby. No more Consul Lightwood-Bane,” Alec whispered. “I just want to be your Alexander for whatever time I have left.”

Magnus looked up at that and Alec saw entire galaxies inside those golden-green eyes.

“You’ll always be my Alexander,” Magnus whispered back.

i am not ok no one touch me

i need days to get over this

He led the two of them into a new future.

A future that belonged to Alexander and his Magnus.

DUDE I AM GOING TO CRY WHAT THE HELL-

im fine this is fine

gonna go think about this instead of sleeping

it's 4 41 am god

Ok two completely unrelated questions that have nothing to do with anything uh-

1) What is Max's stance on alcohol? assuming he's at a legal age ofc

2) on a scale of 1-10 how often does lexi use "gonna, gotta" and other informal words in her speech

Ok byeee ily I hope you had fun at the beach or if you're still there I hope you have a great time. also i did not use grammarly today this is all over the place

I know I have said before, but reading your live reactions is absolute fucking serotonin (but also like smoking crack - complimentary)

I love, love, love how much love and effort you put into reading and enjoying this story. It only makes me want to put the same amount of love and effort when I write it.

So, thank you.

To answer your questions:

1) I think Max is someone who only drinks when he is with his close friends (but he doesn't have many close friends) so he doesn't drink a lot. He is the kind of guy who would do crazy shit and blame it on alcohol (even though he did all the crazy shit while he was fully sober).I personally don't think he drinks a lot (I can see him smoking weed) cause I always thought of Rafe as the kind to get drunk when he is angry or frustrated.

2) 11/10 (she also speaks in abbreviations - the kind of person - like me - who says lol and brb out loud)

[franeridart]

Anon said: [Spoilers for non-manga readers] opinion on Baku's hero name?

Very Bakugou, honestly don’t mind it at all! Mostly just surprised it’s, like, legal in the bnha universe for heroes to call themselves stuff like explodo-kills (and also that there isn’t a character limit for hero names??) but that Bakugou would stick with it is pretty damn in character for him so I like it xD still, I’ll probably just call him Dynamight if I’ll ever need to use his hero name lmao

Anon said: not to be the most romantic sap but uh just a kiss by lady a is killin me

Nothing sappy about letting romantic songs get to you!!!! I say, as I’m constantly crying over romantic songs so this mindset benefits me as well lol

Anon said: i may or may not have stumbled across some of your older kiribaku art, the stuff with akane, and she's the best child oc tbh. i actually like her and i tend to not be a fan of child ocs but she's just the cutest darn thing 🥰

I’m so glad you like her!!!!! She was a lot of fun, what a good gremlin ;;;

Anon said: uve heard of dragon!kiri w his hair spikes up, now get ready for dragon!kiri w his hair dowm lookin like the softest boy

AW HECK I think I’ve drawn him in the past, actually!!!! Spike-haired Kiri will forever be my fav Kiri, but there’s just something about hair down Kiri isn’t it!! What a cute boy ;;;; all sharp edges and soft curves, what a lovely sight

Anon said: can i just say your itafushi art is so cute? these two already make me feel and then your art just (つω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

THANK YOU SO MUCH I really need to draw them more, don’t I! goge kinda monopolized my attention there, but the way itafushi makes me feel..........boy the way they make me feel ;;;;

Anon said: good day, poké au thought: 12 y/o bakugo somehow catches a dreepy as like his 2nd pokemon and never questions it

WHY NOT WHY NOT I have a whole team in my mind for the boy tbh but dreepy is so cute ;;;; and anyway, I like my poke!bakugou with as many dragon types as he could possibly get his hands on hahaha

Anon said: Please know that, amongst other factors, you were one of the maon reasons I stsrted Jujutsu Kaisen two days ago and there isnothing more to say except thank you and I'm absolutely in debt with you for that, thank you so much 😍

I’m so so SO glad you’re liking it!!!!!! It can get kinda heavy but it’s such a great story.... honestly I’d been wanting to start it since I saw the first pv for the anime all the way back last year but I was like, you know it’s a mappa anime! so I wanted to watch the anime as a new thing, cause I love mappa, but three episodes in I couldn’t hold back and just binged it. It’s kind of story that just makes you wanna drink it all in one go, isn’t it? so good so good

Anon said: makeup artist kirishima and model bakugo or makeup artist bakugo and model kirishima? :0c

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm can’t say I see either of them much into fashion tbh, but if I had to pick probably model Kiri and artist Baku? I just don’t think Baku would be able to stay still enough to get photographed, and he wouldn’t like the photographer bossing him around anyway, and catwalks would be impossible for him to stomach imho, he’s too restless for it! At least it’s the way I see it haha

Anon said: fdgdhdkfhdafs i had a thought, what if bakugo prefers dogs and kirishima prefers cats and when they meet each other and become friends it's like, "oh." because they have some striking similarities to their fave animals

That’s been my headcanon for a while now, actually!! I think for me it came from two characters in a manga I like that are a lot like a dog and a cat but have inverted fav animals and when I read about that I was like “oh, right, makes sense since they like each other” and then my brain turned it krbk because when does it not lmao

Anon said: your art is the soothing balm to my soul recently, thank you for posting so much beautiful content. i hope you have a lovely week. ♡

sob thank you so much, I’m glad my doodling can help you feel better ;; <3

Anon said: Friendly reminder anon from last time: that post I left last time I had only eaten 7 gingersnaps that day and hadn’t drank any water. So that encouraged me to actually self care. Thank you.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well I hope you’re taking care of yourself today too! And as fair trade, I’ll do the same myself! <3

Anon said: Hi! I'm an artist and I'm thinking of making a sideblog for my art. Do you have any tips?

Ah man, I’m sorry but I’m not the best person to ask this to! I started this sideblog cause I had too many followers on my main and I didn’t want my stuff to be seen by that many people at first, so whatever I did probably isn’t what you’re looking for :( but really there isn’t much to it, just post whatever you like to draw, tag it as best as you can (but remember that only the first five tags appear in the search page) and be patient, since whatever you do at first you won’t get much attention anyway - the only real advice I can give is to draw something that makes you happy and that you’d draw anyway even if no one were to see it, it’ll make keep posting despite a possible lack of activity a lot easier!

Anon said: Your goge art🥺🥺

I just love them so much ( TT’’’TT)9

Anon said: how the fuck have i not been following you? I remember seeing your bakushima art in the bnha tag and always thinking it's so cute. Now you're into JJK too??? and the satosugu art??? fuckin, diabetes incarnate. I love it. I love you. Your art 10/10. I'm tired lmao.

WELL thank you for the follow!! And for thinking my stuff is cute!!!!! I do my best with that, I want all the soft things for my favs 😌

Anon said: Are you gonna draw Gojou/Getou comic?? 👉🏻👈🏻 WOULD LOVE TO READ IT

you mean an actual doujin? I don’t think I will, sorry! I’m really no good at long projects orz but thank you so much for wishing to read something like that from me!!! ;A;

Anon said: Hello! YOUR ART IS SO FREAKING GORGEOUSSSS!!! I love them so much!! If I may ask you one question. Between Getou amd Gojou, who do you see as top/bottom? Just curious

THANK YOU!!!!! And I honestly don’t care as long as they’re happy and together!!! please let them be happy and together 🙏🙏🙏

Anon said: i want you to know!!! i followed you for your kiribaku art but!!! i love your art so much that idc what you post because it's all just!!!! incredible and wonderful and stunning!!!

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!! this means a lot to me so seriously thank you so much!!!!

Anon said: d'you think bakugo has like headaches or migraines after training or battles because of how loud his quirk is? like, i listen to music slightly too loud and my head is sending me to hell. (unless you go with the hoh hc which is also 👌)

I like to think Baku’s body is attuned enough to his own quirk that he wouldn’t get drawbacks of the kind tbh, though that wouldn’t be a bad thought for when he just starts to increase the output/width and strength of his explosions............ well, I myself suffer from chronic headaches and migraines so I’m always up for projecting on my favs ngl lmao

Anon said:  so like... dragon kirishima's eyes glow right? like, if we equate his dragon-ness to unbreakable his eyes glow? they also glow when he's half shifted? honestly i just live glowing eyes

Oh hell yeah I’m all for that, definitely definitely, I love glowing eyes with my whole heart and Kiri’s eyes in unbreakable are just so!!!!!! NGH *chef kiss* the more of unbreakable there is in his dragon form the happier I am ( TT^TT)9

Anon said: me, scrolling through your blog: ah shit guess im gonna have to start watching jjk

!!!!! hope it won’t hurt you too much, anon!!

Anon said: dragon!kiri and bakugo having a tug-of-war match over a piece of meat. both have it in their mouths. both are determined to win.

Kiri is turned into his dragon form and Baku still wins, hell yeah

Anon said: your satosugu is top tier!! it's hard to find stuff for them that isn't straight up angst so your art has been super cool and also very very cute!! (tho if you went with angst, it wouldn't be a bad thing obviously)

AH I’m so happy to hear you like them!!!! but also happy you wouldn’t mind angst, as I do like them the best happy and soft but my brain, my brain has been throwing sads my way for a while now 👀 I got some ideas

Anon said: What program/device do you use??

Easy Paint Tool SAI and a wacom intuos!! Though I got myself an ipad+procreate just yesterday and I’ve been messing around with it, let’s see how that one goes!

Anon said: *inahles* i am simping for mohawk man please tell me everything about your ocs immediately or i will detonate

THANK YOU FOR LIKING HIM HE’S CALLED DAVIDE Dav for short, he’s a cat of a man and a music instrument enthusiast (mostly string ones, but he’s very good with the piano as well) - he works in a music instruments store, and he’s a uni student majoring in philosphy! He doesn’t like bothersome things, he isn’t very good at taking anything seriously or putting effort in stuff, but he’s very chill to spend time with and generally a nice chat both if you want mindless thoughts or deep conversations (he’s a philosophy major after all). He can’t sing for shit, he’s got two cats (tago and schelly!), and he just wants a quiet life to laze around but all his friends are hurricanes in human bodies, but then again, he picked them himself so he can’t complain. He’s a good boy!! I’m planning a comic for him and his boy Ross >:]

[hajimine]

LEX’S 2020 APPRECIATION POST PT. II !

— to the lovely moots & followers who i talk to quite often (or pretty much everyday), this one’s for you.

thank u for being in my life, you made my 2020 so so much better. i’m so grateful october lex decided to make a tumblr acc 🥲

i’ll try my best to keep it kinda short 🥲👍

in alphabetical order:

@4fterh0urs — my omega phoebe 😩‼️ ily so much bc you’re both extremely stupid n extremely smart at the same time. u mean so much to me and i love talking to u even if u call me such weird as nicknames every damn day 😃 you’re so sexy n hella intimidating smfh idk how i was able to make u my bitch (JK PLS DONT KILL MEE) anyways, thanks for being a real one bae + you’re the person i block the most, so you’re special ig 😹👍 ily you’re actually such a sap but u pretend to be all tough heh <33

@archivednikes — my solar system, my wh*re (lovingly) hi bae 😣 ok yk how much i love u but. im gonna tell u again: ILYSM!! OKAY??? please know that you’re such an amazing human being and you’re SO incredibly talented. god i love u so much please take care of yourself baby, you’re always so kind to other people and i hope you can do the same to yourself. once again, i am so fucking glad you decided to slide into my inbox that day, because now i look forward to talking to you every single morning. insert grabby hands ilysm <33

@boosyboo9206 — onyx hi babes! i’m so so grateful for you omg u dont even know it. you always manage to cheer me up with your antics and you’re always here to support me 🥺 whenever i’m down you somehow aways manage to make me feel a lil better. i love talking to u whether it’s about sth as mundane as the weather or even your obsession with the word peepers. thank you for being you, please take care of yourself and stop sleeping so damn late. ilysm <33

@ch4jime — chloe bae!! 😁 hi omg ilysm you’re so cute and cool and nice urghh thanks for always checking up on me! i love love seeing you in my asks, you’re such a lovely person to be around. i seriously need to be better at dropping in other people’s inbox, so just know that i’ll work on hanging out on your blog more often this year bc ily! i wish u all the best and please never stop being you baby mwah <33

@fairyoomi — hi bae 😣😣 how are u?? i know we don’t talk much anymore, and that’s okie, but i still wanna write u this lil note because i’m so thankful i met you here on tumblr. you’re an amazing writer and u were so sweet to me even when i was a teeny blog who didn’t know anyone. i admire u a lot, yknow? thanks for being such a friendly and welcoming person, ily <33

@gu3to — mochi bestieo 🙀 idk if you’ll even see this smh so i’m just gonna text u after this (if i don’t forget to rip) okay so. hello?! you’re so mf cool and you’re a trendsetter 🤩 yes yes im fueling your god complex it’s bc ily smh. you’re so dumb i wanna choke u sometimes but i won’t bc i’m also just as dumb 😁 pls stop disappearing from the face of the Earth okay ilysm you always keep it real and i know i can always count on u to listen to uh... my shit. okay so when are we gonna make out? 🤨 oki bye <33

@hoekageyama — wifey!! maddie baby urghh yk how much i love you, you’re one of my earliest moots im pretty sure? and aaaaa i’m so so glad i decided to be weird as hell and slide into your asks that day (pancreas. sighs. iconic.) you’re my numero uno whenever i wanna bark about hot 2d boys and what i’d let em do to me coughs err yea hehe. please take care of yourself baby you’re such a sweet and kind and loving person and i’m so glad to have you in my life. smh we text each other lovey dovey texts anyway but i still wanna do this for u 😋 ilysm!!! <33

@honeyskawa — lani baby hi! i know you haven’t been super active lately, but i just wanna tell u that i appreciate u so so much!! you honestly made my goddamn week when u sent me that ask about how i inspired you bc what the heck?? never in my life have i expected to have such an impact on someone. you’re a wonderful writer honestly. i love u so much and i hope everything’s going well baby, i’m excited talk to u more whenever you decide to be active on tumblr again <33

@jougogo — kaybae hi!!! you haven’t been on tumblr much lately but hi sexc it’s me lex lol i’ve moved accs hehe 😎 i hope u see this whenever u get your phone back cries. you’re such an amazing person to be around, always so cheerful and friendly, you exude so much positive vibes and ilysm. you always manage to lift up the mood with your sexc self and i admire u for that. you’re so incredibly chaotic and fun to be around ahrgehxhh i appreciate u sm and i hope you’re taking care of yourself bby ily <33

@kemochie — my waluigi, my favorite f*rry, hi 😝 urghhh god we just started talking everyday pretty recently but god. you’re so funny??? and i love bullying u bc u give me so much material to bully u with (ok jkjk i love u that’s why i bully u smh) also, you’re so incredibly supportive and u were actually the one who pushed me to finally post that atsumu fic, even tho stupid me accidentally deleted it LMAOBSBD anw, u bring sm joy in my life, so thank u for that. we’re a small lil filf and you’re the milf to my dilf LMAO ilysm mwah!! <33

@kenmaki — gabbae! virgo bestie!! hi hi !! you’re such a talented person and you’re an amazing writer, and i hope one day u can get past your insecurities and see yourself as the wonderful person u truly are. i love how we were able to relate to each from how similar virgos think + our initial conversation of dick measurements and such will forever be seared into my memory. and congrats on getting a daily railing on the dash HSBDH i don’t look at em i promise lol 🤩🤩 jdbdhdh ilysm bby <33

@miyams — ren sweet babie hi! you’re so incredibly talented please don’t listen to stupid hate anons. i’ll stab them with a serrated knife if i have to 😠🔪 you’re so flippin cute and sweet i love talking to you, and i love love love whenever u come by my inbox to say hi. i hope we can talk even more in 2021, my dms and asks are always open for u bby (even though i suck at replying right away, sorry abt that huhu) i love u sm baby please take care of yourself <33

@miyasangel — ardie bae 😜 hi sexc!! i still cant believe we talk like everyday now lmaoo i used to think you’re so freaking cool (i still do) and now i’m friends w u whattaheck 🥲 you’re such an amazing writer wtf. i hate that we had to start our friendship on such a sour note (ehem discord ehem) but i’m really glad it brought us closer together. ily cockarden i’ll be sure to bully u even more HAHAGS IM JK makes out w u so hard bc you’re so damn hot ily 😣‼️ <33

@owlywrites — owly baby hello! ily so so much and you’re so talented, you deserve so much recognition. i hope i can read more of your fics soon bc they’re so well written ugh 😣 thanks for always checking up on me and always being so incredibly sweet. i love u so so muchhh huhu i wanna give u the biggest hug in the world :( please take care of yourself and never stop being your genuine self kith kith <33

@rilacry — milfy gorlillola 😜😜‼️ hi sexc. omfg i was so intimidated by u wtf (and i still kinda am smh) bc you’re so cool?? and your writing n carrd making skills are amazing as hell wtf. u just exude BDE bc you’re hella hot AND bc u wanna peg everyone. anyways,, i’m glad we got closer recently, even if it was out of really wack circumstances. ily bae pls stop sticking your memojis everywhere mwah <33

@rintaroll — my kue tete ☹️☹️ ilysm smh bye i can’t believe we’re close now wtf you’ve always been so cool and sexc 😩‼️ oh god i rmb when u were still on your old acc and u seemed so out of reach and i was a lil intimidated ANDBDJD SHHH but yea now ik you’re just a big h word dork and i love u for that 😣 i wish u all the best for your singing career bby you’re such a talented writer AND singer wtf. also you’re so pretty???? wtf how rude 😠 JKJK HAHHSBD ilysm kithes u so hard <33

@tetsoleil — geegee!! hi baby 😣 thanks for being such a sweet human being ily! it’s been a while since we actually talked yeah? but i still want u to know that i love u a lot and i appreciate u so much. i’m so so grateful you’re in my life because you’re such a joy to be around. you’re an amazing writer bby and i hope you get the recognition u deserve. i’m always here for u if u need anything. ilysm bby <33

@velvetfireworks — rachie bae 🤩 my bakso goreng, my golden kiwi!!! ily!! hehe im so glad i decided to slide in your dms when u asked me if i was indo. but ahhhh you’re ao sweet and cute and supportive ilysm. an amaaazing writer and i admire your work so much, but i think you’ve heard me say that multiple times before. i’m so glad we became closer recently through our love for greasy food and wonky lil faces 👁💋👁 kith kith ilysm <33

@yato-o — yato baby hi!! urgh honestly i appreciate u so so much?? i feel so lucky to be able to get to know you. i don’t even remember how we met but ahhh thank u for always stopping by and have a chat with me even though i know you’re a busy person. please take care of yourself and get some rest whenever u need to! don’t feel pressured to come on here if you’re tired baby, im so grateful to have u in my life, i luv youu <33

HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU SEXY BAES!

kisses, lex

[illfoandillfie]

One More Present

Wrapped Up With A Bow

Request: I was wondering if you could a part 2 to Wrapped Up With A Bow? I think a continuation of it would be interesting.

Pairing: Present Day Roger Taylor x F!Reader

Summery: It’s Boxing Day and you’re bored. Until you remember a little something Roger wanted on his birthday, that he never got the chance to do.

Warnings: SMUT (18+), Daddy kink, maybe some light sugar daddy vibes, bondage (specifically hogtie), spanking, vibrator, orgasm denial/delay / ruined orgasm (kind of), oral sex (m receiving), rough sex, degradation, fingering, unprotected sex, but also praise and some aftercare stuff (cause ya’ll know i love my aftercare)

Words: 4124

A/N: Written for my 1000 Follower Celebration. My alternate summery for this was ‘Boxing Day? More like Bondage day!’. In my defence it is after midnight and my brain isn’t working at full capacity. Also I didn’t originally plan for this to be Christmas themed but I was looking for some Rog smut to write and tis the season for gift wrapping. Anyway, if present day Rog wanted to tie me up and degrade me i would be so very into that and these are the fics that prove it.

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While Christmas Day had been busy and chaotic and loud, Boxing Day was the complete opposite. The previous day Roger’s house had been full (not an easy feat since it was so large) with his children and their partners and some extra friends who’d had nowhere else to go thrown in as well. Plates were piled high with all the traditional fare as crackers popped and terrible jokes were half shouted across the tables that had been shoved end to end. The curtains over the kitchen window were almost set alight while someone tipsily set their Christmas pudding on fire. And even in the evening, when everyone was so full they could barely move, a raucous game of Cards Against Humanity broke out, sending everyone into fits of inappropriate laughter. But now everything was quiet. Everyone had left, either late on Christmas night or after breakfast the next morning, carrying containers of leftovers but leaving their torn paper crowns and residual wrapping. Roger had popped down to the shops, grumbling about having to leave the house and battle the crowds, because the last of the milk had been used to make pancakes, which left you lying on the couch to bask in the near silence of the empty house.

It was nice but it made you feel oddly restless. You got up and stretched and then looked around the room for something to do. You could go for a walk through the garden, although that would mean rugging up in coat and mittens and beanie since it was so cold outside. You could light the fire in the main living room and curl up in front of it with a book or perhaps a video game. Or maybe you should take the chance to have a relaxing bath, pull out a bathbomb and grab the remnants of a bottle of wine from the fridge downstairs and just relax. But none of those ideas really caught your attention. You wanted to do something. Life with Roger was usually somewhat chaotic, and now the calm felt too calm. Your eyes roamed over the room again and landed on a small ribbon, leftover from one of the presents that had been unwrapped yesterday. It gave you the idea you’d been looking for and you hurried up to Roger’s bedroom to change.

By the time Roger got home, still grumpy about having to leave in the first place, you were ready, waiting by the top of the staircase, peeking over the railing to watch for him. You heard the front door shut and caught a glimpse of his back as he turned to hang up his jacket and toe off his shoes. You scurried back towards the bedroom door, careful not to let him see you. “Y/N?” you heard him yell from the room you’d vacated minutes before. “Up here” you called back, waiting until you heard his footsteps heading your way before scurrying towards the bed and getting comfortable, curling up like a cat. “Milk’s in the fridge, but I also picked us up so-” he paused mid-sentence when he caught sight of you, eyes roaming over every inch of the ribbon you’d strategically tied around yourself. “Hi Daddy. Found one more present for you to unwrap.” “Haven’t seen that in a while,” he said, placing the box of chocolate liqueurs he’d just bought on top of the dresser, “not since my birthday,” “Thought Christmas was a special enough occasion to bring it out again,” you shrugged, “You gonna unwrap me now?” “And what would you have me do after that, love?” “Well,” you unfolded your legs and stood up, closing the distance between you and Roger, “anything you wanted, Daddy. But I seem to recall you wanting to hogtie me last time I had this ribbon on, and not getting the chance.” You walked your fingers up his chest as you spoke. He caught your wrist with one hand his other moving to your throat, squeezing lightly, “trust you to ask for something like that. Knew I’d found myself a proper whore the day I met you.” “Don’t think we can underestimate the influence you’ve had either,” He chuckled at that and let you go, his hand slipping from your throat to your cheek, “either way I’m very lucky.” “You’re ruining a perfectly lovely moment, you old sap.” “I just know how squirmy you get when I make you wait for something you really want. And I know you really want to be my pretty little fucktoy, all tied up and helpless,” his tone got more mocking with the last five words, as he dropped his hand, fingers sliding along the ribbon where it ran down your stomach. You whimpered at his shift in tone, almost melting on the spot, which just made him grin wider. “Alright, let’s get you set up. Think I’ll be needing this one though,” he tugged on the ends of the bow you’d tied over your chest, pulling it undone easily, and gathering it into his hands as it fell from your body, “don’t worry, slut, my knots will be a lot harder for you to get out of. Now turn around, hands behind your back, you know the drill.” “Yes Daddy,” you turned in front of him and clasped your hands together at your bum. He was gentle as he wrapped the ribbon around your wrist, pulling the ends through the loop. “That’s not too tight, is it Kitten?” “No, feels good,” “And you’re arms aren’t too strained?” “Nope,” “Good.” Once he was sure you were comfortable, he continued wrapping the rope around your wrists, first one way and then the other and then back again, making sure it was secure. He then got you to unclasp your hands so he could tie it off properly, leaving the ends dangling. “Okay give it a test for me,” You wriggled your wrists around, trying to slip them free or reach the knot to untie it, but it was no use. “Now your feet.” You felt a push on your back and started walking towards the bed, falling forwards when you reached it. Roger chucked as you awkwardly tried to crawl further up the bed but he gave you a hand, helping you turn your head to the side so you could breathe freely, and get positioned in the middle of the mattress. You brought your legs up, ankles together and waited. There were footsteps as Roger walked to the cupboard, and then more as he came back, placing your box of toys on the end of the bed, far enough away that you wouldn’t accidentally roll into it. You watched as he pulled out a few lengths of rope and then disappeared behind you once more. “Uh uh uh, ankles apart. Want your whore cunt on display so I can see how much you enjoy being used for Daddy’s entertainment.” “Yes Daddy,” a shiver ran through your body and you separated your ankles. “Better,” he pushed your legs a little further before he began tying them, wrapping the rope around you so your ankle and thigh were bound together, checking in each time to make sure they weren’t tight enough to cut off circulation or hurt in any other unwanted way. Finally you felt a tug on your legs as he used the last length of rope to bind them each to your wrists, winding the ends of the ribbon around them to get them out of the way.

When he was satisfied he took a step back to admire his work, “can you get out?” You made an attempt, trying to stretch your fingers far enough to reach any of the knots he’d made but it was useless, “No Daddy, I’m stuck.” “Just the way you wanted,” he suddenly brought his hand down on your arse making you gasp loudly. It was followed by another spank and then another, his other hand roaming over your side. “Wait, Daddy, I’m -,” you broke off in a squeal as he began tickling you. “Ticklish, I know.” It was an odd mix of sensations, one hand tickling you, the other dropping harsh spanks to your arse at unexpected times. It set you writhing around trying to escape or at least lessen the impact of each hit, but again you found it a pointless endeavor. You were panting by the time he was done with you, leaving a final few blows to your backside before he walked around to the front of your bed. “Now we know for sure that you won’t be breaking free anytime soon, no matter what I put you through. So what should I do with you? Completely at my mercy and I’m not even sure how I want to use you.” You lifted your head as much as possible, looking up at him through your lashes, “You could fuck me,” “This isn’t a conversation, slut, it’s a monologue. Think I should stuff that mouth though, shut you up for a while.” “Sorry, Daddy, I’ll be quiet,” “Yes you will be quiet, because you’ll be too busy choking on my cock to say anything.” A whimper escaped you and you shifted your hips, wishing you could press your thighs together. Roger reached into the pocket of his pants and pulled out his keyring, jangling it in front of your face, “I’m going to put this in your hand, okay Kitten? If things get too much drop it and I’ll stop,” “Okay, sounds good,” He leaned down and pressed a kiss to your forehead, a moment of gentleness that helped calm the tense excitement that had begun to build in your stomach and chest. You took a few deep breaths as he stripped off, the jangle of his belt making you squirm. “Ready Kitten?” he pumped his fist over his dick, looking down at you, “Christ, could easily just wank off over you and leave you begging to be touched.” “No, don’t Daddy, want your cock so bad.” He snorted, “don’t worry, I won’t. Not this time at least. But I don’t appreciate the tone. No please, no begging. Where’re your manners?” “Sor-” “Not looking for an apology. I want to hear you beg me to fuck your throat.” You gulped, able to feel wetness pooling between your legs, “please fuck my throat Daddy, please. I’m just a helpless slut who needs to learn how to behave. Teach me a lesson Daddy, fuck my throat, please.” “That’s much better. And since you asked so nicely,” he took hold of your upper arms from underneath and dragged you closer to the edge of the bed. Once he was sure you were steady and comfortably settled, he tapped the head of his cock against your lower lip. Instantly, you opened your mouth, letting him push himself inside. He gave you a few moments to adjust, softly stroking your hair as you sucked on his tip before he pulled back, let you take a breath, and then pushed back in a little deeper. Again he paused to let you adjust, his breath already coming harder than before as he pulled out once more. The first time you gagged he smiled and told you what a pretty sound it was, pushing a little further into your throat before pulling back to let your breath properly. You squeezed the keys in your hand as he finally sunk as far into your throat as he could, pressing your nose into his pubes. After that there was no chance of him holding back any longer, all restraint gone as he thrust into your throat again and again and again. You tried to keep up as best you could, your tongue sliding along his length as saliva dipped from the corners of your mouth and tears ran down your face. He pulled back, giving you the chance to cough and splutter as he hit your cheeks with his slick cock, only adding to the mess you’d become. “Th-at’s right slut, take it,” he growled, shoving his cock back into your throat as he leaned over and spanked you again. You let a moan slip at the impact, though it was mostly lost in a wet gag as Roger’s hips bucked into you. There was no escape, no room to think about trying. You lay there, choking and gaging, obediently taking everything he gave you, with only one solid though in your head, don’t drop the keys. As rough as he was being with you, as uncomfortable as the sensation was, as much as you wanted to at least have your hands free to give you jaw a break, you didn’t want it to be over yet. “Fuck, such a go-od w-whore for Daddy,” he groaned, “gonna – Jesus – gonna fuck my cum down your throat, make, make sure you swallow it,” You whined which only pushed Roger to use you harder, grunting with every thrust, your hair being pulled as it got caught in his tightening fist. He groaned, long and loud, as he came, his cock pulsing as he coated your throat, holding you in place until he was spent.

When he finally let you go you gasped for air, letting your head fall back to the mattress but Roger grabbed your hair, pulling your head up again. “What do you say?” “Thank you Daddy,” you panted. “Good girl,” he let you head go again, making sure you were facing the side before he leaned over and took the keys back, giving your hand a reassuring squeeze as he did so, “don’t think you’ll need them anymore since you can talk now. But we’ll keep them close in case I get sick of your whining and decide to stuff your mouth with something else. Remind me what your safeword is,” “Lighthouse, Daddy,” “You okay to continue?” “Yes Daddy, please, I need more.” Roger ignored you and took the few steps around the bed until he was behind you again. You knew he’d seen how wet you were from the way he started laughing, “Jesus, Kitten. I knew you’d be into that, but I didn’t realise just how much.” You felt the mattress dip and he knelt behind you, giving the robes that bound your ankles to your wrists short tugs, as if to pull you closer. Once you were within easier reach he pressed his thumb to your soaked pussy, running it up and down your slit a couple of times. “Such a pretty cunt, just begging to be used. Almost makes me wish I hadn’t bothered finishing down your throat. Almost.” You whined as he brushed over your clit, quickly retreating back towards your entrance. He replaced his thumb with two fingers, slowly pushing them into you and holding them there. “Maybe I should invest in a fucking machine,” he began pumping his fingers into you at a steady pace, too slow and always angled away from the spots that he usually delighted in hitting, “Be easier on me. I could tie you up like this and let it pound you for an hour or two while I went about my day. Maybe you could cum from that alone, maybe you couldn’t. Probably take a bit of experimenting with it to find out. But by the time I stopped it you’d be all stretched out and ready for me to use. And we both know how much it turns you on to be overstimulated like that, so even if you did manage to squeeze out an orgasm or two, no big deal.” The whole time he talked his fingers were moving at that same steady pace, never enough. Your instinct was to lift your hips higher, try to change the angle he was hitting you, but the way you were tied made that impossible. “I could set the fucking machine up in you cunt while I took your arse. I know you get off fantasising about being a slut for two cocks, three even, but there’s no way I could share you with anyone. A machine though… think of the possibilities.” You involuntarily clenched down on his fingers, earning another deep chuckle from Roger. And then suddenly his fingers left you, empty and desperate to be filled again. He shuffled over to the box, and began digging though it once more, directly in your eyeline. Every so often he’d pull out a toy that caught his eye and ask your opinion on it. Eventually though he found what he was looking for – a purple ‘U’ shaped object, slightly bigger on one end than the other, and an accompanying remote control. Your breath hitched when you saw it and you couldn’t help trying to struggle free. “Aww, does Kitten not like this toy?” his tone was mocking which only made you squirm more. “It’s not the toy I have a problem with, Daddy, it’s how you use it.” Roger laughed, “think that just means I’ve not used it on you enough.” You gasped as you were suddenly pushed onto your side, your shoulders twinging with the unexpected shift. Roger moved back out of your line of sight, dragging the smaller end of the toy along your folds until it was slick enough to slide into you, the larger end resting against your clit. As soon as he was sure it was properly in place, he yanked you back onto your front.

You had maybe three seconds to adjust to the feeling of it pressed between you and the mattress before Roger grabbed the remote and turned it on. A light pulse that made you whine. “There you go Kitten, not so bad now is it?” “No Daddy,” you said, struggling to rock your hips against it. “Thank you can handle a little more,” the pulsing got faster and stronger, the whole mattress buzzing with the vibrations. A second later the part of the toy that was rubbing against your g-spot started vibrating too. “Y’know, I’m an old man, kitten. I don’t always understand new technology. You’ve seen me trying to set my DVR. But this is one piece of technology I’ve been very happy to learn about. I hear the new model works through an app on your phone. Think of how much fun,” he turned the vibrations higher still, “we could have with that. Much more subtle. You could wear it when we went out to dinner, or when I take you out and buy you all those pretty clothes. And I could control it and just look like I was playing on my phone, or sending a text.” You moaned as he suddenly changed the vibration again, the pattern switching to uneven pulses, first short and then long and then short again. You’d been close but the disruption pulled you away from the edge. Roger moved in front of you again, “how’s that Kitten? You wanna cum?” “Yes, please Daddy, plea- fuck!” The pattern changed again, a long powerful buzz you couldn’t escape from, pushing you over the edge almost instantly. You’d barely hit your high before he changed it again, the softer shorter pulses making it impossible to satisfactorily ride out your orgasm. “That’s not fair, Daddy,” “Shhhh, Kitten, not now, Daddy’s concentrating. Here why don’t you suck on these to keep quiet,” he tapped two of his fingers, the same two he’d had shoved inside your pussy moments before, against your lips and you obediently opened your mouth. For a while he left you like that, your moans muffled around his fingers as he constantly toyed with the controller, making you shake and writhe as you tried to escape or get more friction. A couple of times he let you fall over the edge, though the quick change in stimulation interrupted you enough to ruin the orgasm, which, combined with the edges he gave you, only served to make you more horny. “God I could do this all day, Kitten. Although playing with you has got me very hard again. Maybe I should just fuck your throat again. You’re such a pathetic cum slut I’m sure you’d be happy to swallow load after load,” As if to demonstrate he pushed his fingers towards your throat, making you gag. You were held there, suspended between his fingers in your throat and the relentless buzzing against your clit and in your cunt, each end of the toy set to a different pattern. And then it all stopped. The toy stilled, quiet, though you were still twitching. His fingers left your mouth, wiped dry on your cheek. “But maybe I’ll save that for another day,” he moved behind you once more, you whimpered as he removed the toy, “We could set you up like this in the living room or my study, so I could keep an eye on you, and still get my work done. But right now that drippy little cunt is begging me to fill it.”

You had half a second to catch your breath before he was sliding into you, pushing a long moan from your throat. He found his rhythm, laying a few spanks to your arse at random intervals so you could never prepare yourself for the next hit. “Shit, Kitten,” he grunted, “such a perfect whore,” the last two words were punctuated with spanks hard enough to make you cry out, your skin still stinging when he removed his hand. “P-p-p,” “Aww what’s the matter Kitten? Took fucked out to speak?” “Please,” it escaped you in a long whine that you didn’t mean to make. “Please what?” “Pl-please make me cummm,” “You will, but only when I decide you can.” Suddenly his rhythm changed, the pace picking up as he gripped you tighter, one hand on your hip, the other on the ribbon binding your wrists, pulling on it for leverage. He drilled into you relentlessly and all you could do was moan and beg for more. With one final harsh spank he dropped a hand to your clit, rubbing it in time with his thrusts. “Come on Kitten, let go. Wanna feel your pathetic cunt sq- shit- squeezing me. Good girl, that’s right.” Your legs shook as you finally came properly, Roger dragging it out for as long as he could, even as you whimpered with the rising sensitivity. He only stilled his movements when he hit his own climax, burying himself to the hilt and coating your walls.

As he caught his breath, he pressed a kiss to the back of your shoulder, “gonna pull out now okay?” You held your breath as he did, a small wince escaping you. “You alright, love?” “Mmhmm,” you felt too shaky to speak properly but you knew he’d just ask you to use your words anyway so you cleared your throat and, as clearly as you could manage under the circumstances said, “yeah, fine. Can you untie me now?” “I am, love, going as fast as I can,” You could feel the ties loosening as he spoke but fought the urge to move and try to pull free the rest of the way yourself. First he undid the rope that connected your wrists and ankles, then each frogtie on your legs and finally the ribbon that held your wrists together. You suddenly felt very grateful the ribbon was so smooth and soft, only small marks left that would fade before the night was out. As soon as you felt your arms were free you felt you could breath easily again. You rolled onto your back and stretched out, legs straight, arms above your head. Roger stood and slipped his underwear back on as you sat up and rolled your shoulders, wrists and ankles. As soon as you were done though he was quick to hop under the covers and pull you in with him, snuggling as close to you as was physically possible. “How was that?” “Good. What I’d been looking for when I decided to dress up like that.” “I wasn’t too hard?” “You were perfect Rog,” you buried your head in the crook of his neck, breathing deeply, letting his familiar scent calm you completely. “Good. So were you. Couldn’t have asked for more.” You sighed contentedly at his praise, “How about you go make us a cuppa while I go to the loo, and then we can cuddle up in front of the fire with some left over pudding and maybe those chocolates you just bought, yeah?” Roger shuffled out of your grasp slightly, just far enough that he could lean down and kiss you. Your hand flew up to hold him against you, thumb rubbing softly over the hair that covered his jaw. “Okay, sounds like a plan.”

[ryncorrect]

university!au: day6 sungjin

i’ve abandoned this au for so long istg my life is a mess yall please forgive but anyway im back with my bullshit and ready to spread my cringe-worthy stuff to the world again

name: park sungjin

major: practical music and arts

other activities: leader, guitarist, and vocalist of university band, president of music club, member of cooking club

park sungjin is the embodiment of leadership

i mean he’s the band leader, the club president, also the president of his class since year one, like he’s so trustworthy and responsible, literally nothing can go wrong under his sight

and even when things do go wrong (life is a bitch) he’ll still make sure everyone is fine and having the time of their lives pun intended

anyone who meets sungjin for the first time will probs say he has this tough man aura, cold,,, tsundere-ish idk

but as someone who have known each other for so long, you never understand when anyone says sungjin looks cold

you know damn well the moment sungjin opens his mouth he gonna throw dad jokes with his satoori dialect

dad jokes are fucking funny fight me

you once said sungjin should start his own comedy club

......he’s currently considering it

oh right he also talks about food all. the. time.

he joined cooking club for a reason okay

no, he can’t and doesn’t really cook he’s only there to taste food and people let him there because he’s nice and he knows how to appreciate the cooks

uh we love a man with manners

so, who is sungjin for you exactly?

he lives next door, one year older than you, was a leader even when you were little ayeee childhood friend cliche

can you imagine little sungjin leading his friends in game its so pure brb crying

you told him everything you couldn’t tell ur parents because they were busy, you asked for his advises, he made sure you were safe and happy

you still depend on him even after you two have grown up

you enrolled to the same university, took the same major with him, and even joined the clubs he’s a member of

this isn’t because you’re indecisive, it’s just that you spent so much of your childhood with sungjin that you two became similar to each other, up to your hobbies and interests and even palate lmao

that’s why he loves to eat with you because you two never argue about the menu

the only club you can’t join is the band, and that’s because jae rejected your application

reason: extremely close personal relationship with sungjin, therefore sungjin will take your side if we ever had an argument

you denied that; no, sungjin wont take anyone’s side based on feelings bc he’s a logical person and he always listens carefully to every side of the parties before he makes a decision..... but jae wont listen

brat

"you only rejected me because im a better guitarist”

“lalalalala cant hear you over my authority as the important band member”

“fuck you”

“i don’t accept offers”

anywayssss you did fail to join the band, but you’re friends with them, theyre literally so used to your company that sometimes they forgot youre not actually in the band

you and the guys teamed up for sungjin’s surprise birthday party

the surprise failed because dowoon accidentally added sungjin to the group chat

sungjin being nice and playing along anyway because he didnt want to disappoint you

and then its sungjin’s turn to ask the guys for help for your birthday party

failed again because dowoon AGAIN accidentally invited you, in person, to your own birthday party

dowoon what the heck?????

yeah its all cute and sweet but thats all of your relationship with sungjin, you treat him like a dependable brother and he treats you like his own little sister

thats what you tell to your friends too when they ask if you two are dating

they’re glad thats the case

because they have a crush on sungjin LMAOOOOO PLOT TWIST

they’re hoping they can get to sungjin through you yanno like asking you to send him snacks and letters or to tell him they say hi

you dont mind i mean you know sungjin is one admirable person ofc everyone likes him

sungjin never rejects nor accepts it hes just like “yay snacks!”

“god damn it sungjin just date any of them im tired of being a matchmaker”

“then dont?? literally no one asked you to”

little did you know that sungjin had the same problem

some of his classmates are interested in you but whenever they come to him he just says, “dont ask me i dont know anything and if i do i wont tell you”

this one sandeul guy has started asking you out and stuff

“ehhh youre so nice i’ll think about it!!”

you, immediately texting sungjin: ur friend sandeul ask me out what should i do

sungjin: do you like him tho

you: not really idk him yet

sungjin: just tell him your mom said no

you: damn nice

but this guy is so persistent and you gotta admit hes kinda cute and after a few tries you finally said yes to him

so you two went together and it was pretty fun

sungjin isnt too happy when he hears about it from sandeul

he asked you, “why didnt you tell me first?”

“well i dont think its a big deal. it was just a date anyway”

but you always told him everything

sungjin never speaks about it again

you go on another date with sandeul the week after

you tell sungjin later and he doesnt ask how it went

hes just “oh”

idk he’s kinda distant now, he rarely talks nor replies to your texts

he doesn't visit music club nor cooking club either so you don't see him often

have i told you im uncreative and all my aus are lame???

you think its probably because hes focusing for the finals, but even after it’s over sungjin doesnt really hang out with you or the band anymore like he only comes for practices and leaves right after

weirdly no one says anything about sungjin’s absence

but you cant stay quiet any longer and decide to ask dowoon whats wrong with sungjin

you shouldve known dowoon cant help much

“honestly i dont know either, maybe you should ask wonpil he’s sungjin’s roommate”

“but what if wonpil told sungjin”

“told sungjin what?”

“that i asked about him”

“asked him what?”

“...nevermind”

you asked younghyun

younghyun doesnt help either

“i dont know, just ask him yourself. i thought you were the closest to him??” why you so salty man

okay fine lets ask jae

“i’ll tell you for fifty bucks”

“dude im broke”

“then deal with it yourself”

you had no choice but to ask wonpil

“he’s just tired”

you know wonpil lied but this little shit refuses to tell anything

“please dont force me to answer i will cry really loudly and it’ll be embarrassing for the both of us”

why do you befriend them in the first place smh

oh youre right about wonpil telling sungjin that youre worried, and he does tell him to talk to you if he got something in mind

sungjins hesitant but in the end he only says, “no... its just that i didnt realize until recently that my little sister has grown up a lot”

“dear god wtf you sound like her grandma”

skip the boring part so uh a few more days passed awkwardly between you two and after your failed attempt at asking around you decide to confront sungjin in person

youre in the band practice room, the others are present, sungjin’s about to leave early as usual, and you find yourself jumping up your seat, “whats your problem with me?”

you know sungjin hates confrontation but you cant stand it anymore. you tried giving him time but if theres anything you seem to be more of a stranger to him

“i dont know what i did wrong and i wont know if you dont tell me, so let me know. i’ll listen and i’ll apologize if its my fault, but dont give me silent treatment like this. its so unlikely of you"

you can see sungjin clences his jaw as he replies calmly, "people change"

"you don't change, youre being childish. if you're mad you should talk about it. if you don't want me here you should tell me to go. if you don't like ME dating your friend you should tell me not to!!!"

drama much ryn

"youre your own person and you make your own choice, its your life and i cant keep telling you what to do or what not," and the end part kinda slips, "i don't hate you dating my friend or anyone, okay? im just not used yet to be a second person for you and im afraid youll get hurt"

"youre never?? a second person sungjin where does this idea even come from youre the only one for me i dont want anyone else???"

and suddenly there's a train of awkward coughs and you come back to your senses and you realize you're being watched

jae pretends to make a phone call, "mom pick me up im scared"

lame jae lame

dowoon mumbles, "can we,,, make an exit first before you two declare your undying love bc its privacy yanno"

you feel the heat spreading across your face as you open your mouth the same time as sungjin, both want to deny dowoon, but younghyun beats yall to it, "yeah you two are in love with each other we been know"

you and sungjin stares at each other, confused, "we don't???"

"oh honey,,, my dear,,, ive read enough sappy shit in writing club to see where this is going"

the conversation was cut there and neither of you bring it up again,

because the idea of you loving sungjin or sungjin loving you is so weird that you refuse to think about it, and so is for sungjin

but ever since that, sungjin has drastically come back to normal its almost hilarious, he spends a lot of time hanging out in the music club, practicing with the band, visiting the cooking club, making a joke here and there

sungjin is himself again with you, a caring dependable brother whom you come to whenever you need to talk or just hang out with and he always makes sure he has time for you

sap

you know hes always been like that but why does it feel different now??? the way he smiles or pulls your hand so youre walking on the inner side of the road,,, how he neatly places your spoon and chopsticks on a napkin when you two go out to eat together,,,, why

tender love baby chICKEN TENDER

mydayexol follow me

andddd so one day, someone asked you out. again.

wow ur so popular i cant Relate

you, texting sungjin: sandeuls friend jinyoung something invited me to a party next saturday should i come

sungjin, replying to you: hmm

you: ???

sungjin: i think its up to you

for some reason youre disappointed by his reply,,, but he’s right tho its your call if you wanna go then you go its not about what sungjin says

right?

right???

but suddenly you got another text: but if you ask for my opinion i would say don't go

you: actually i dont want to either lol so what should i say

sungjin: tell him you already have a date

you: nice

sungjin: with me

you: ayyeee

you: wait what

sungjin: i mean its just a suggestion

sungjin: which you can accept

sungin: or reject

for some reason you can imagine sungjin’s cheeky smile through his texts and it makes your inside tingles and you wanna giggle

so yea you thought it was a joke but he actually did take you out for a movie and dinner

it was really nice

so yanno the weird thing is that neither of you ask the other to be “official” but you just. are dating.

ur friends are mad like “bUT YOU SAID YOU TWO WERENT A THING”

“lol sry i changed my mind”

“fuck you”

“no thanks sungjin can do that... bUT DONT TELL SUNGJIN I SAID THAT hes gonna kill me”

“is he ur mom”

“basically yeah”

this sucks real bad but who cares

not me obviously

ill be back soon (or not) with dowoon’s one lets hope i can do better than this dnsjfsndfj lnjajnfdjs lmAO I LOVE YALL AND HAPPY NEW YEAR IN ADVANCE

[thisweekingundamwing]

This Week in Gundam Wing 24-30 November 2019

Here’s this week’s roundup!

Remember to give your content creators some love! And join in on the events at the bottom!

(Looking forward to all the Unorthodox Undercover Work Mini Bang entries going up this next week!)

~Mod Hel

Fanfiction/Snippets/AU Ideas:

@bobo-is-tha-bomb​

Encounters with Heero (Ch. 12 & 13) https://archiveofourown.org/works/21385951/chapters/51360610

F/M, Heero Yuy/Reader

Heero Yuy, Reader, Relena Peacecraft, Duo Maxwell, Hilde Schbeiker, Trowa Barton, Quatre Raberba Winner, Chang Wufei

Romance, Drama, Fluff, Friendship

This man oozed danger. Nonetheless you are attracted to him and you grow closer to him than anyone has ever before. Being nice to a stranger was what got it all started.

Burn to a Cinder (Ch. 7) https://archiveofourown.org/works/18781273/chapters/51374644

F/M, Zechs Merquise/Reader, Treize Khushrenada/Reader

Zechs Merquise, Treize Khushrenada, Lady Une, Mariemaia Khushrenada, Relena Peacecraft, Chang Wufei

Romance, Drama, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Violence, Reader-Insert

Your path had been laid out for you from an early age, allowing you to move into the higher circles of society and catch the attention of one of the most powerful men in the Earth Sphere. As Treize’s mistress, you watch his rise to power and the disastrous war breaking out on Earth and in Space, putting your loyalty to the test. You are torn between your duty to His Excellency, and your unquellable lust for one of the top soldiers under his command. And when he rises to power in Outer Space, there is nothing you can do but stand back and watch them tear each other apart. This is no game of hearts, but yours is at stake, and the consequences can be felt for years to come. Labeled as OZ’s whore, you struggle to find your way, only for things to fall apart around you again. But then there is still Zechs, and the undeniable way he makes you feel…

@doctormegalomania​

Your Body’s Poetry (Ch. 7) https://archiveofourown.org/works/20438891/chapters/48490382

Duo Maxwell/Heero Yuy, Trowa Barton/Quatre Raberba Winner, Chang Wufei/Original Female Character(s), Duo Maxwell/Hilde Schbeiker, Relena Peacecraft & Heero Yuy, Duo Maxwell/Original Male Character(s)

Heero Yuy, Duo Maxwell, Trowa Barton, Quatre Raberba Winner, Chang Wufei, Sally Po, Relena Peacecraft, Lucrezia Noin, Zechs Merquise, Hilde Schbeiker

Past Relationship(s), Slice of Life, Post-Break Up, Slow Burn, Developing Relationship, Implied/Referenced Domestic Violence

Long after the wars, long after peace is established the Gundam Pilots discover one immovable fact: Relationships are hard work.

@duointherain​

The Hidden Cherry (Ch. 1) https://duointherain.tumblr.com/post/189338568519/fic-the-hidden-cherry-1

Intersex Duo, disabled Heero

He closed his eyes and rubbed his forehead. Duo wanted to think that the stress in his voice made him sound like an asshole and that would motivate the person on the other side of the phone. The space he was in was small, like 3 meters by maybe 5. His cigarette lighter had given him enough light to see the space, but it was back in his pocket now.  “I need an analyst. It’s fucking Wednesday. There is an analyst in the office.”

@janaverse​

Stickies from Heero (Ch. 26) https://archiveofourown.org/works/19796581/chapters/51374212

Chapter 26: ‘circumnavigating the simple truth’ is now on AO3. It was nice to actually get another story written for this odd universe!

Duo reads Heero latest note and fallout ensues.

Rough https://janaverse.tumblr.com/post/189270598643/drabble-day-38-adult-themes-rough-heero-stood

drabble - day 38 - adult themes

Consider it done https://janaverse.tumblr.com/post/187883433878/consider-it-done

So this is the follow up to my short fic ‘something to consider’ which I posted about a week or so ago.  You can find it here:  https://janaverse.tumblr.com/post/187689757828/something-to-consider or here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/20669474 in case you have not read it yet. this fic will make infinitely more sense if you have!

pairing: 1X2X1

warnings: unholy amounts of sap and lovey dovey stuff. please take this warning seriously! lol  this is THE sappiest thing i have ever written!

Heero had entered the house first, taking off his soaked shoes and leaving them out on the front porch beside the door. Duo had followed suit, noticeably shivering once inside the house, and headed toward their bedroom to get changed. Heero had only removed his jacket and hung it on the coat rack inside the front door; opting to start a fire before getting out of his wet clothes and into something dry.

@ransomedbard​

Clipped Wings (Ch. 3) https://archiveofourown.org/works/21360976/chapters/51500641

Duo Maxwell, Hilde Schbeiker

Preventer!Duo, Criminal!Hilde, 2+H, Adventure, Kidnapping, mild violence, Crime doesn't actually pay

Time has a funny way of turning history on its head. Two years after the Eve Wars, former rebel Duo Maxwell is now a member of the secretive anti-terrorism unit Preventers, while Hilde has been living on the wrong side of the law on Earth. When he makes a visit to attempt to salvage their strained friendship, he’ll uncover just how much their paths have diverged, and end up getting caught up in her life on the run from a gang that wants revenge.

Fanart/Gunpla/Photo Manips:

@animethingsandstuff​

https://animethingsandstuff.tumblr.com/post/189231234100/w-night-by-%E3%82%80%E3%81%86%E3%81%9F%E3%82%8D-posted-with-permission-please

The G-boys and posing... and flowers.

Photosets/Gifsets/Screenshots/Manga Pages:

@vegalume​

https://vegalume.tumblr.com/post/189361489995/i-immediately-thought-of-heero-but-this-could-be

Before leaving the house, Heero does...

Fandom Discourse:

@amberlyinviolet

https://janaverse.tumblr.com/post/189290275628/i-am-here-for-the-giving-of-the-happily-ever-after

@noirangetrois​, @janaverse​

About the struggles of all GW characters.

@incorrectgundamwingquotes​

https://incorrectgundamwingquotes.tumblr.com/post/189326495789/unpopular-opinion-despite-the-horrible

Unpopular Opinion: FT had good points.

https://incorrectgundamwingquotes.tumblr.com/post/189326409984/for-unpopular-opinion-not-on-the-series-itself

Unpopular Opinion: 1X2 is overrated.

https://incorrectgundamwingquotes.tumblr.com/post/189326308699/i-dont-know-if-this-is-actually-an-unpopular

Unpopular Opinion: EW was not that great.

@lifeaftermeteor​

https://lifeaftermeteor.tumblr.com/post/189380639699/life-after-meteor

LAM has a website now!

@ransomedbard​

https://ransomedbard.tumblr.com/post/189357520583/thank-you

Fandom loves you too!

@terrablaze514​

https://terrablaze514.tumblr.com/post/189258275567/wing-zero-episodes

Wing Zero Episodes (Who flew it better?)

My opinions on Wing Zero and the impact it plays. Borderline meta I guess, and excuse the occurrence of Trowa and Zechs muses.

Quotes:

@incorrectgundamwingquotes​

https://gwminorcharactersrpblog.tumblr.com/post/189313789527/quatre-why-is-your-back-all-scratched-up-trowa

Quatre & Trowa

With additions made by @gwminorcharactersrpblog​

https://incorrectgundamwingquotes.tumblr.com/post/189293229002/texting-duo-hello-duo-are-you

Duo & Trowa

https://incorrectgundamwingquotes.tumblr.com/post/189298062910/quatre-you-should-be-nicer-to-people-heero

Quatre, Heero, Duo, Trowa, & WuFei

https://incorrectgundamwingquotes.tumblr.com/post/189326315129/zechs-you-played-me-like-a-fiddle-duo-oh-no-i

Zechs & Duo

https://incorrectgundamwingquotes.tumblr.com/post/189333739266/duo-whyre-you-ignoring-relena-heero-im

Duo, Heero, & WuFei

https://incorrectgundamwingquotes.tumblr.com/post/189338458478/trowa-handing-duo-some-pills-here-take-four-of

Trowa & Duo

https://incorrectgundamwingquotes.tumblr.com/post/189342871815/heero-ill-worry-about-that-bridge-when-i-get-to

Heero & Quatre

https://incorrectgundamwingquotes.tumblr.com/post/189358288319/heero-dont-correct-me-wufei-dont-be-wrong

Heero & WuFei

https://incorrectgundamwingquotes.tumblr.com/post/189397723234/duo-uh-its-salt-wufei-thats-what-i

Duo & WuFei

https://incorrectgundamwingquotes.tumblr.com/post/189377500808/une-about-mariemaia-you-cant-give-her-that

Une & WuFei

Calendar Events:

@gundamzine​

Rhythm Generation: Shooting Stars, Celebrating 25 Years of Gundam Wing

Zine Content https://gundamzine.tumblr.com/post/186791784139/rhythm-generation-shooting-stars-is-an-unofficial

Pre-orders Open! https://gundamzine.tumblr.com/post/189370843928/gundamzine-pre-orders-are-open-rhythm Open until January 11th!

Q about Free Merch https://gundamzine.tumblr.com/post/189215831466/are-you-really-giving-free-merch-i-am-kinda

@gundam-wing-bingo​

Gundam Wing Bingo is here!

Come and sign up for a card here: https://gundam-wing-bingo.tumblr.com/post/185466400076/gundam-wing-bingo

@gwcocktailfriday​

Cocktail Fridays!

Post responses on Friday, during Happy Hour between 3 & 5 pm in your own timezone.

Here’s the prompt for Friday, December 6th! https://gwcocktailfriday.tumblr.com/post/189390586070/cocktail-friday-post-responses-on-friday-december

For those going to Pillowfort, find us here.

If anyone has ideas for prompts, PLEASE send them in! Our ask box is always open.

In need of Winter prompts!

@thisweekingundamevents​

Gundam Wing Holiday Gift Exchange 2019/2020

https://thisweekingundamevents.tumblr.com/post/188113410410/holiday-gift-exchange

Schedule: 5-11 January: Post your Gifts!

Holiday Exchange Q & A: https://thisweekingundamevents.tumblr.com/post/188824081840/some-holiday-exchange-q-a

Criteria and Schedule Reminder! https://thisweekingundamevents.tumblr.com/post/188943007445/holiday-gift-exchange-reminder

Gundam Wing Unorthodox Undercover Work Mini Bang

Posting starts today!

Here’s everything you need to know to post! https://thisweekingundamevents.tumblr.com/post/189346329635/gw-uuw-mb-posting-again-lol

For those artists who haven’t a story, if you finished your piece, feel free to post it up on tumblr. Remember to tag us and I’ll get you in the End of Event Roundup anyway! ^_^

Posting Dates: https://thisweekingundamevents.tumblr.com/post/189405682420/posting-dates-gwuuwmb

Note! There is also a Gundam Wing Discord Meet-up going on right now! See @lifeaftermeteor​ for details and a discord invite if you aren’t in it already!

[tillman]

hi i ranked every single dark souls 1 character by who i think is the most kissable . its 79 characters all with a description of why theyre at the place theyre at with images for reference :-) its all under cut for u to enjoy.. thank u

this is all my opinion cus hehe im making the list but also im god so this is fact now . 

counting down because u know what ! buildup is fun and i have to start off with everyones most favorite:

GWYN - 79

im kidding. fuck gwyn and everything he stands for. he wouldnt even be a good kisser he doesnt have FUCKING LIPS

SEATH - 78

oh you really wanna kiss the incel dragon who kidnaps ladies for his weird experiements?? yeah?? who are you, big hat logan?

EINGYI - 77

heres one i wont get hate for: this fucking asshole . die bastard . he cant even kiss his face is all infected and gross!

KAATHE - 76

he sucks.

SMOUGH - 75

not only is he too big to kiss! hes a cannibal!! hed eat you!!!! thats no kiss i want!

MANUS - 74

listen i know yall love daddies and all that but hes manipulative and not a nice person so id watch out. i GUESS hes kissable as he was a human before but def not a good kiss

BED OF CHAOS - 73

its just some vines that sometimes set on fire!! If it were still the witch of izalith she would be probally in the 20s as shes a good person who tried very hard to help the world but in this state... u cant even kiss her!

FRAMPT - 72

better than kaathe but the whole no lips and being a manipulative snake monster really throws me off and shoves him down at the bottom

FINA (GODDESS OF LOVE/BEAUTY (?)) - 71

(mentioned character - no image sorry :-( )

Listen as much as im all for love, this is love u dont want ! just trust me dont be lautrec dont do it you dont want to kiss fina listen to me. please dont kiss fina.

VINCE AND NICO - 70

way of the white members are NOTABLY unkissable but these guys. are just so boring. theyll be your white bread boyfriend as neil would say... bad kissers and bad people!

LAUTREC - 69 

aw fuck wait can i make another character 69 he doesnt deserve it. anyways not only is he not over his ex (fina) hed probally gut you and steal your lunch money half way through the kiss anyways so whats the point . thats not how u treat a lover idiot

CENTIPEDE DEMON - 68

it eats your face and you die. next pleaaase

PETRUS - 67

another way of the white cleric. he at least starts off nice and he says fuck rich people but also he let that happen to rhea and i fucking hate his guts so no.

PALADIN LEEROY - 66 

out of all the way of the white idiots hes the best in that he wears armor and seems cool but its the way of the white man.  i cant get past that. sorry leeroy at least your armor is cool. he probably hasnt kissed someone in hundreds of years anyways 

MOONLIGHT BUTTERFLY - 65

delicate ... but beautiful! i dunno how to smooch it but i def would if i could ! i dont think it can kiss back but, o well! we all have flaws

IRON GOLEM - 64

it cant kiss back but its COOL and can throw me like a javelin so like . yeehaw id smooch its little face place 

UNDEAD MERCHANTS (BOTH) - 63

between moss and yulia i think they got enough on their plates! plus since theyre so hollowed, i dont think they have any lips to kiss back with! 

INGWARD - 62

hes not like . bad persay but also i dont trust him after he helped with new londo. cool design tho. i wanna kiss that bird beak mask

JEREMIAH - 61

was a bullfrog, and never took off his crown long enough to kiss another person...... i feel like if he did though! oh boy!!!

Asylum Demon + Demon Firesage + Stray Demon - 60

more kissable than some bosses, but still not the greatest lips. good butts though on all of them.... so i guess thats fr u kinky people 

SNUGGLY THE CROW - 59

(no image shes a crow) 

please stop drawing her as an anime girl shes literally just a grow that likes warm things oh my god you freaks be nice to her

BIG HAT LOGAN - 58

hes hard to kiss around the hat! and on that note hes pretty much taken with his obsession with seath. good luck! hes nice though so better than most of this list so far

GAPING DRAGON - 57

ranked so high because past its giant underbelly of teeth and destruction is this very tiny head which i think is so funny i cant help but want to kiss its little snoot.... hehe baby

PRINCE RICARD - 56

oh now were actually getting into kissable range! ricard is a prince (maybe even of astora... kissability increase.) so his high ranking might get you some kissability points, but the hollowing is gonna lower that. 4/10 no kissable lips!

4 KINGS - 55

whats better than a prince..... a king... whats better than a king..................  4 KINGS! just watch out for their overly anime spiky armor and the fact their in a never ending void nightmare but they do have faces so thats points above the rest!

SALAMAN - 54

(mentioned character only! sorry!)

hmmmm we dont learn much about him other than he was close with quelana and he was ............ hot!  hes a pyromancer.  being of the great swamp pushes him down a bit because he prolly smells like his name sake but u know what ! maybe hes cute! we cant be sure! hes in the running at least!

TAURUS DEMON - 53

hmm... bad lover.... good kisser................................................... the things i do for big beefy demon love.

GOUGH - 52

While you cant kiss gough cus all the sap in his helmet i cant bare to put him lower than he is hes just so sweet. a kiss on his helmet because i love him so much

NITO - 51

while he cant kiss back, nito deserves a kiss or two! plus he has a lot of hands so u can hold his hands and be hugged at the same time and u know what that might be just as good as a nice kiss. good on you nito!

STONE DRAGON - 50

again a non kisser........ damn beaks! the stone dragon does need a kiss though. they havent seen another living soul in years down in ash lake! so im giving them points on that alone.

VAMOS - 49

like the last two.... no lips! vamos though makes up for it in his charm and wit, and his exceptional skill in smithing! so even without lips to kiss, you still should kiss vamos! hes a good friend

ARIAMIS - 48

(mentioned !)

wow... a painter! and a skilled one at that! this man created the painted world used to keep priscilla safe and that is so noble it gives him points right off the bat! i feel like though, as an artist, he might be a bit weird about it. so watch out and be safe, but in the end, get free art and some free smooches out of him!

ELIZABETH - 47

thats my mom ... of course she gets a good cheek smooch for all her hard work keeping dusk safe!

DOMHNALL - 46

i love domhnall hes a good guy whos trying his best but also his mask is so fucking goofy i dunno if i can do it .

RICKERT - 45

as much as i think rickert would be a good kiss (hes smart, cute, and skilled!) he is trapped behind some bars willingly and probably wont let you in. i can dream though!

CEASLESS DISCHARGE - 44

if theres any boss that NEEDS a kiss its him. poor dude lost all his family and was turned into this laughing stock of a creature. youd probably burn your lips but .... please just be nice to him :-(

SHIVAS BODYGUARD - 43

ooo a strong yet silent type.... hes even cute under his mask! good kiss, but i feel like he might just care more about his actual job than a kiss ! hes dedicated !

CIARAN - 42

putting aside me knowing shed be a good kisser, i just understand she probably doesnt want a kiss right now, shes grieving over the loss of her friend and i respect her comfort. maybe a good pat on the shoulder and a cup of nice tea with her would be nice though! 

PINWHEEL - 41

may seem like a weird choice to put a necromancer up so high on the list but.... honestly pinwheel needs some love. dude lost his whole family and in trying to revive them accidentally fused them to himself. while he might not be the best kisser, i honestly just wanna tell him everythings gonna be ok.

KIRK - 40

ok if you know me you KNOW how much it pains me to put kirk so low but. hes a busy guy! not only is he doing so much work to help out where he can with the fair lady, but you might just get pricked by his spiky armor while youre going in for the smooch! so, as much as he deserves a kiss for all his hard work, maybe pass until another time!

SIEGLINDE - 39

were getting there! she is just so strong... and so brave........ she may not even be undead! sieglinde is so strong and wonderful doing all that just to deliver a message to her unruly father, she deserves so many kisses! Shes got a lot on her plate though so please respect her......

BERENIKE - 38

(just mentioned!)

implied to be a huge strong knight who made it to even sens fortress! yes please ! 

BELL GARGOYLES - 37

hmmmmm,.......... if u can get past the whole lighting your face on fire, these are two loyal gargoyles! that seems pretty good to me!

BEATRICE - 36

a wonderful helpful witch friend! she is so nice to help you defeat flying bosses with her magic!! i love her so much! shes even cute to boot! 

GIANT BLACKSMITH - 35

HE HELP ANYTIME................... I HAVE TO GIVE HIM A KISS FOR ALL HIS HARD WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEGALLY I HAVE TO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RHEA - 34

putting aside my hatred of the way of white.... rhea really is just a babey.... shes adorable and kind and just wants everyone to be ok so im won over. maybe a little forehead smooch for being such a good person!

OSCAR - 33

oh oscar. a noble, heroic, and cute knight but in the end. would he be a good kisser........ i feel yes, but maybe not so much so! hes busy focusing on being a hero you know! hes a good friend and i cant help but fall in love with nice guys

THE FAIR LADY - 32

she deserves the entire world and all i can give her is my humanity and a kiss........... sobs. i wish i could do more to ease her pain but she is so strong and wonderful! please give her a nice smooch! 

QUELANA - 31

i didnt wanna separate them ........ her wonderful sister! who even taught humans pyromancies! shes smart and nice, and honestly probably needs a kiss. 

MILDRED - 30

uh my notes from last night are just

so yeah! thats mildred!

CRESTFALLEN MERCHANT - 29

hes sad as fuck but also... kinda handsome! he was a knight of berenike and made it almost all of the way through sens fortress showing how skilled he is! a strong man like this (inspired by maybe the best kisser in demons souls, boirr) has to be a good kiss!

SIEGMEYER - 28

hes going through a lot right now but... how could u not think siegmeyer is kissable. thats on you man. thats your own character flaw.

OSWALD - 27

ok this might be slightly controversial but i feel like oswald would be a good kisser. if you got past his slightly weird love for velka who well get to (thats just carimites (carimians? carimfolk???)) hes nice and kind and maybe the funkiest character in dark souls

KALAMEET - 26

another cant kiss you but.... kalameet is just so cool ! very shadow the hedgehog and u know what that is NOT a bad thing. you might have a rough time trying to get there, but..... aww whos a good dragon.....

DARKMOON KNIGHTESS - 25

alright the final stretch! the darkmoon knightess is the anor londo firekeeper, and a friend of gwyndolin! shes supposed to be “ugly and shit” (real quote. i would never lie to you) but her model is so cute! defiantly kissable as fuck!

 SANCTUARY GUARDIAN - 24

GOFH ITS JUST A WIDDLE KITTEY CAT........... I GIVE IT A WIDDLE KISSEY ON ITS FOREHEAD AHOWHWWAWWW BABEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALVINA - 23

AWHAHWAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHES H(FADOESAGVFOSDHFSO CUET EIFEDKC LKOFIE JS I LOVE YOU FJEADFIDASHCODEUFCUSFKSDHFKSUHFC

DUSK - 22

oh yes!! the princess of a lost land...... will you be her knight in shining armor.......... oh i just love her so much. shes sweet and nice and cute and deserves a kiss or two!! please be nice to my daughter!

SHIVA - 21

hottie with cool armor and a cooler sword. since they cut his whole sidequest i can with all certianty say YES he is super kissable and is probably a great kisser 

QUELAAG - 20

IGNORIGN HER GIANT SPIDER LOWERBODY........... SHES JUST DOING THIS FOR HER SISTER SHE JUST WANTS TO HELP HER POOR SISTER WHOS IN PAIN HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE HER SO MUCH!! PLEASE KISS QUELAAG! 

GRIGGS - 19

im putting griggs so high cus hes kissable in a factor unseen before...... baby factor. hes soft and nice and is just trying to find his dad! just tuck him into bed and kiss him goodnight! its what he deserves! 

ARTORIAS - 18

everyone already KNOWS why artorias is a good kisser. hes nice, strong, brave, and most importantly. cool as FUCKING HELL ! HE DOES SICK ANIME FLIPS!! if you can look past the abyss slowly taking him over, youll find a good good boy who deserves a good kiss.

ANASTACIA - 17

the good firekeeper who we spend most of our time with in 1! YES of COURSE Shes kissable. she deserves SO MANY kisses for all of her hard work in keeping the firekeep shrine lit! good job anastacia im sorry lautrec is like that

VELKA GODDESS OF SIN - 16

(just mentioned!)

if her title alone doesnt bring you in, youll be pleased to know shes implied to help watch over priscilla (who well get to hold your horses) and keep the poor girl safe! a strong sense of justice and a love of crows, shes probably an amazing kiss if you can find her! 

ANDRE - 15

were closing in on #1 and i just have to throw andre in here. hes so nice and strong! just . please kiss andre! he deserves some he does so much work! 

PRISCILLA - 14

poor priscilla. called a monstrous crossbreed and has to hide in a painted world to stay safe from those who would hurt her. including the internet! leave her alone you freaks shes not your fetish fuel!!! she deserves a good kiss on the cheek and a hug for all she has to put up with

 CRESTFALLEN WARRIOR - 13

its my list i get to put the crestfallen warrior where i want. and u know what? he would honestly be a good kiss. hes kind and helpful and never once wishes you harm, he just needs to be held tightly and kissed passionately and u know what. dont we all. 

GWYNEVERE - 12

she is beautiful but .... 1 shes married and 2 shes not even real! whatever. her husband the flame god flann is at least.......... hot! haahgdaefshdfcdhswfe im so fucking funny

BLACK IRON TARKUS - 11

listen i see a big beefy dude i go “hey thats hot please kiss me” so of course tarkus is this high up hes the beefiest dude around.... right?? anyways all knights of berenike are kissable hes just the MOST kissable of the 3 named ones!

ORNSTEIN - 10

this dude kisses the son of gwyn you KNOW hes a good kiss. the golden lion armor just helps so much. we love you ornstein .....

HAVEL THE ROCK - 9

HERE HE IS ... THE BEEFIEST GUY AROUND ... this bitch uses a DRAGONS TOOTH as a huge club to bash people with if that isnt big dick energy i dont know what is. armor made of stone. heart made of gold. havel the rock please god kiss me passionately under the moonlight .

SIF - 8

oghfoghfohg puppey..................................... SMOOCHIE THE PUPPY>...........

NAMELESS KING (!?) - 7

(hes just mentioned in ds1!!) 

I KNOW HES A DS3 BOSS BUT LISTEN TO ME THEY TALK ABOUT HIM SO MUCH IM ALLOWING THIS.  he defected from his awful dads team to go help the DRAGONS!! thats so cool hes so kissable. would be more kissable if he wasnt kissing ornstein but thats ok . i respect them both.

MARVELOUS CHESTER - 6

this MAY just because i have a huge crush on him but also here are some good kissable things about him: his fasion, his voice that sounds like a purr, his laugh, his malice, his funny mask, him. thank you for your time.

GWYNDOLIN - 5

FINAL FIVE! heres gwyndolin. the most kissable of all of gwyns children for the sheer fact of how much work they put in to making sure people stay safe and happy. they are so kind and wonderful they deserve SO MANY kisses! good on you gwyndolin....

LAURENTIUS - 4

now heres a fun one! laurentius is one of the nicest guys u will EVER meet in any souls game. he genuinely cares about you, he loves and respects u even if u dont respect him or his skills, hes nice cute and above all: i love him . please kiss laurentius he is a nice guy who just wants the best for u..... dont be mean to him.....................

CAPRA DEMON - 3

the highest one that cant kiss back and thats for the capra demons SHEER HORNY ENERGIES. this is a demon you can fuck! thats it i have nothing else to say i just think the capra demon is funny

SOLAIRE - 2

do i seriously have to explain why solaire is so high up. not only is he nice and cares about you, hes handsome, passionate, and just a good fucking person. he is hands down one of the most kissable characters in any souls game ever! fuck yeah! go off you funky little lover boy! 

and finally.

its patches.

[momiijisohma]

Hey uh...... you got any spare momiji hcs to share w/ the class?

DO I??*cracks knuckles* -my gender/sexuality hcs are all over the got damn place but one thing im certain of: the kid isnt fucking straight, no way in hell (for the purpose of this post i’ll be using he/him pronouns)-we all know he’s a very touchy person so consider this: once he and momo are able to be The Iconique Brother/Sister due, he cant stop hugging her. whenever shes around he lugs her around like a lil princess (or rather, like a fucking raggedy ann doll bc u cant convince me that he has any upper body strength) -SPEAKING OF MOMO. she will not shut UP abt how amazing her brother is, and all her lil friends have a crush on momiji (bc hey. who wouldnt.) and shes a lil brat abt it bc she wants all his attention for herself (not in that creepy ass brother sister complex kinda way, in the Oh My God I Missed Having an Older Sibling Around For MOST Of My LIFE And Im Not Abt To Lose MORE Valuable Time WithThem to some fucking lOvE iNtErEsT kinda way) -momijis mother was a violinist, and he took up the violin to get closer to her and hes a fucking prodigy and the only thing that kept him from becoming a world class violinist was that he even after the curse roke he still kinda kept some distance from his mother as to not freak her out and she still runs in the fancy classical music circles so of He were famous... HEWWO. -ALSO to expand on that last point, he and momo jam out frequently and he teaches her lots of lil tips he learned on his own. -momiji started learning martial arts with the rest of the sohma boys but gave up after a week bc it wasnt adorable at all and instead would just watch his cousins’ practice and stick around for the snacks afterward-he was a fucking mess when he realized he had a crush on tohru, hes the kinda sap who writes love sick puppy love letters and decorates them with stickers and glitter and lil drawings of him and tohru and he keeps them all in a shoebox under his bed bUT only after letting haru look over them and decide whether or not theyre Too Much (they always are. tohrus poor little easily flustered heart cant handle the amount of mush this kid can dole out) -momiji and his boyfriend haru, and his boyfriends’ girlfriend rin, who is also momijis gf- spend way too much time together, and haru loves listening to his partners rag on kyo for stealing tohru away from everyone -LISTEN, THIS IS SO IMPORTANT... HE WAS RITSU AND KAGURAS DRESS UP DOLL. AND HE LOVED IT. eventually he starts dressing more uhhhh. quirky than the girls (yes i said girls) would prefer, but when theyre younger they all essentially exchange clothes and accessories pretty frequently (those sunglasses we first see him wearing?? a hand me down from kagura.) OH MY GOD DONT FUCKING GET ME STARTED ON AYAME. -MOMIJI WORKS PART TIME AT AYAS STORE. FUCKING KILL ME. hes mine’s willing victim each and every day and loves modeling new outfits and hes one of mine’s favorite sohma boys aside from aya and yuki ofc-kyo and yuki are like big brothers to him, and that being said, momiji has made it his mission in life to annoy them as much as humanly possible before he dies. he adores them,he rly rly does, and he makes kyo teach him how to cook and how to swim and he nags at yuki to help him study and reaps the benefits of yukis secret base (bc lets be real. yuki? eat healthy? of his own accord?? i have to laugh)-OH BOY. DADTORI. momiji ADORES hatori, he thinks hes so cool and smart and amazing and hatori took momiji under his wing from a very young age and momiji clings to him bc his rEaL dAd isnt around too much anymore and hatoris the one who goes to all his parent teacher meetings and helps (read: creates completely by himself) with school projects and teaches him how to ride a bike and sticks momiji back in violin lessons after fuckass dad tells momiji to stop bc of momo and he brings momiji along on most errands bc he worries abt him and if theyre together he knows momiji wont get into any trouble (any trouble that hatori hasnt approved and/or encouraged). i think its mentioned in a side bar or smth that momiji hangs at haris house pretty frequently or?? anyway. he does. and when hatori and mayu have their baby momiji basically gets a whole nother baby sister and he and momo are over the fucking moon and dote on her like its nobodys business-hatori adopts momiji 

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[this just popped into my brain n i shared it with my moirails n thought id maybe share it here so heres my random elder scrolls/ skyrim related rambling]

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Okay so you know how in the lore

P much as soon as an argonian is hatched they take it to the hist so it can drink the sap n then from there the hist determines weither the hatchling is a male or female yeah?

Like kinda how when a human is born the doctor looks n goes oh its a boy or oh its a girl or whatever

except argonians have very very little physical features distinguishing male from female

(at this point im just gonna say that i am pretending that female argonians dont have breasts cuz theyre a reptilian/amphibious humaniod race who have no use for breasts or nipples ) n the hist is just like "whatever your whatever i say that you are for now" ya know?

So that means argonians hatched outside of black marsh away from the hist and argonian tradition/culture are mostly likely assigned no gender/agender at birth rather than AFAB or AMAB (Asigned [Female/Male] At Birth) like every other race because again lacking of the hist and major distinguishing features, and so on

(Unless the argonian parents have some sap with them or something or like they travel all the way back to black marsh for some reason i dunno)

So like take Lisko for example

He was hatched in skyrim with out any other argoinans and the hist. All hes got is a khajiit man and bunch of other men, mostly human men. N thats it

The argonian race is shrouded in mystery and i doubt that any of these bandits know shit

All theyre looking for is money n stuff

So theyre like "what the fuck is this baby? I have no fucking clue i guess well just let them figure it out on their own"

And so AAAB (Asigned Agender At Birth)

And because these are all just a bunch of men lisko was most likely raised as male sorta as a default ya know? N now he identifies as male so uh basically trans rights but haha uh anyway yeah! So now im thinking like there could be alot of trans argoinans!! :0

Like they can do whatever the fuck they want

Like even in black marsh! Cuz like according to lore argonians can just like go up to the hist n be like "yo im not really feelin this whole like female thing ya know? Can you like make me male?" N the hist could be like "yeah sure bro BOOM there ya go youre male now" "Thanks fam " "No problem "

In conclusion

The hist and argonian race as a whole said "Trans Rights Babey" n im mclovin it

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[i know this prob like super rough n im sorry i am big bad at explaining shit]

[also for context, "Lisko" aka Sinsien Rodonvi is my main skyrim oc! You can find art of him on my art blog @sol-eye . Hes an argonian obvi. Basically his birth parents were escaped argonian slaves from morrowind, they were attacked and killed by a group of bandits and one of those bandits was a khajiit, Ri'Bassa Rodonvi, who wasnt too keen on killing unlike some of the others including the cheif. So he took in little yet-to-hatch lisko as the parents last wish n yeah. Im still working on it]

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Extra Chocolate Cake

some Red/Reader for one @nurse-gaster!!!

Tags: Reader is Male, Reader is Mute, Red is a soft bean under a hard shell, Fluff

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You were careful as you slid on your shoes, nudging your now throbbing toe as close to the others as you could before fully pushing your foot in. It turned out kicking nearby tables had a bad effect on your poor little toesies, since you’d quickly backed up and fallen to the floor, holding your foot as your toes cried out in agony, screaming their curses to the gods. Maybe a little hyperbolic of you, but you had good reason to be hyperbolic. Your fucking toe hurt.

Still, you finished getting into your tennis shoes, the sock going a long way toward keeping the little toesies in line as you stood and stretched out, making sure your jacket didn’t ride up too much. Satisfied, you took out your phone, typing out a message with a click clack of the keys.

You: hey im ready to go

After a few seconds of silence in return, you put your phone back in your jacket pocket and waited for your bonefriend to pop in like he’d promised. It could have been anything holding him up, from racist humans to one of his friends online to his own brother asking if he was really wearing a ratty tshirt and shorts to a date. Hell, he could have even been sleeping, his shitty HP made him near damn narcoleptic. Thankfully, after about a five minute wait there was the tell tale shocky staticy sound of his shortcuts behind you, your feet shuffling as you turned to find him staring at the ground.

He looked frustrated, about what you couldn’t guess, but without him looking at you there was no way to ask. Still, he seemed to realize you’d want to, since he shrugged.

“Paps was on mah ass about not wearing mah slippers.”

You laughed, the sound silent but airy, Red glancing up with a tiny grin on his face as he winked. “Ya know me, darlin’, I like bein’ comfortable at all times.”

You nodded, smiling as you signed a quick ‘ I wouldn’t have it any other way’ , just to see the blush light up on his face. He looked away quickly, staring back down at the ground before stepping forward to wrap his arm around your waist.

“A-anyways, Grillby’s waitin’ on us, wants this ta be special or somethin’, though uh, I don’ think I was supposed ta tell you that, heh.” He winked again, smiling as you laughed before pulling you close. You closed your eyes out of habit, cringing them shut as the void opened up around you, the sensation of falling overtaking everything else until the cold receded and you were standing on solid ground again. The warmth of Grillby’s quickly helped you back to a comfortable temperature, the smile on your face brightening as everyone greeted you like they always did.

Red led you up to the bar, helping you into your seat before climbing into his own, Grillby watching with passive aggressive eyes behind his sunglasses. Why a flame had sunglasses, you would probably never know. He glanced between the two of you, taking you both in before his whispery, crackling voice carried over.

“He told you, didn’t he.”

You laughed into your hand, grinning mischievously as you nodded. He rolled his eyes and shook his head, but headed to the back for whatever surprise he’d made the two of you. While you waited a few of the others came over to chat, Dogamy and Dogaressa telling you that she was finally pregnant with pups, promising to send you pictures when they got the ultrasounds, and who only had the name Drunk Bun coming over, for once sober, to thank you for helping one of her cousins when a particularly angry human had cornered them in the local farmer’s market.

You waived her off, signing that you did what was right. That no one should be afraid while buying their damn vegetables. She’d laughed at that, before finding her seat by Big Mouth, probably to flirt.

Red had been holding your hand the whole time, gently massaging your knuckles with his thumb and smiling like the sap he was when you looked over to check on him. Sometimes the crowd didn’t do well for his social anxiety, but tonight didn’t seem to be doing too bad. Leaning over, you left a chaste kiss on his teeth, grinning as he blushed, before turning back just in time to find Grillby backing his way into the bar area, a large tray in his hands.

When he turned around, you clapped your hands as your whole face brightened, Red chuckling beside you. In Grillby’s hands was a massive cake, covered in different kinds of chocolate with melted white chocolate as glaze. It was right out of a dream you’d had one time and you accepted it with glee, cutting everyone else a piece before you cut yourself one, the taste divine. With a delighted, airy, near silent giggle, you launched yourself at Red, kissing him until that blush covered his whole skull.

‘I love you’ you kept signing over and over, knowing he had at least a little to do with this, and the way he was holding you, you knew he felt the same about you. He really was a silly little skeleton, and you really wouldn’t have him any other way.