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"edit images with AI-- search with AI-- control your life with AI--"
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enough strong bads... time for strong sads (theres still a strong bad here)
[image description: a page of drawings of a human design of strong sad from homestar runner, where she is depicted as a fat, tan-skinned trans woman with gray and brown hair pulled into a bun and multiple piercings. she is wearing a gray sweatshirt, jeans, and steel-toed combat boots, and next to her is a note stating that she is trans and bisexual and that her pronouns are she/they. next to that is a drawing of her smiling and wearing a sloshy t-shirt, and above that is a comic of strong bad poking her in the stomach and saying "even her gender is my hand-me-downs", to which she stays silently angry at him. end id]
#i really like how she came out actually. like Yeah she does look like a depressed 18-24 year old film major#i gave her steel-toed boots to sorta replicate her soolnds. sorta#and under her sweatshirt she does still have a scar from Lil Strong Bad Shenanigans#i wanted the bun to kinda be their weird lil head dollop#i imagine its a pretty loose bun so it flops around#im putting way too much thought into this. i just like strong sad :o]#doc talks#my art#homestar runner#hsr#h*r#strong sad#strong bad
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Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met
#Homer!Odysseus: you sacrificed your men to save yourself? Detestable coward! How I wish I was never born if it would ensure you had not the#Epic!Odysseus: you’d understand if you *loved your wife.* But I guess a guy who stayed with Circe for a year wouldn’t know that!#H!Odysseus: do not speak of things you know nothing about! I long for my return to sweet Penelope but I have a duty to my men#E!Odysseus: A YEAR. A WHOLE YEAR. I WOULD KILL ANYTHING AND ANYONE TO GET A HOME A YEAR FASTER#H!Odysseus: that was clear when you served Scylla six men like they were cattle!#E!Odysseus: it was them or me! And don’t keep talking about my friends like you did any better. you’ll go home alone too#H!Odysseus: they doomed themselves when they ate Hyperion’s golden cattle. I am not responsible for their suffering. But you could have ens#H!Odysseus: Now Eurylochus’s body lies at the bottom of the sea where there can be no burial and no honour#E!Odysseus: AND I’LL GO HOME TO MY WIFE. MY BEAUTIFUL PERFECT LOVELY LOYAL WIFE WHO’S BEEN WAITING FOR ME FOR TWENTY YEARS.#E!Odysseus: and when I go home and she asks if I came back as fast as I could I’ll be able to answer honestly#H!Odysseus: WE HAD BEEN THROUGH MANY TRIALS. THE MEN NEEDED TO REST#E!Odysseus: FOR A YEAR???? DID THEY NEED TO REST FOR A YEAR??? AND DID THEY NEED THAT REST RIGHT AFTER A MONTH’S LONG REST WITH AEOLUS??? S#H!Odysseus: IF YOU WISHED FOR ITHACA SO DESPERATELY WHY DIDN’T YOU OBEY PALLAS ATHENA AND KILL THE CYCLOPS#E!Odysseus: *drawing sword* I WAS HAVING A ROUGH DAY#Epic the musical#Epic odysseus#The odyssey#odysseus#Homer#Greek mythology#Jorge rivera-herrans#nuclear war speaks
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today I learned Marina can hold guns
#marilevi#fear and hunger#fear and hunger termina#levi#marina#levi fear and hunger#marina fear and hunger#fear and hunger 2#f&h termina#girl you triggered the one thing he can talk about he's a gun proficiency nerd look what you've done omfg#my art#digital art
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“where do you see yourself in 10 years?”
dead.
#cvtaddict#988blr#beansblr#made of styro#s3lf harn#bpd safe#actually borderline#actually bpd#borderline culture is#selfharrrm#s3lfharmm#tw s3lf harm#self h@rm#s3lf mutilation#slef harn#tw sui vent#tw sui talk#suic!de#tw sui ideation#suic1de#svicide#bpd feels#bpd thoughts#borderline problems#bpd problems#borderline blog#borderline thoughts#self destructive behavior
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Steddie soulmate AU where Eddie is a famous musician, everyone assumes he doesn't have a soulmate. Eddie was just smart and doesn't confirm, doesn't want to go through rabid fans who claim to be his soulmate. He's had too many show up wearing his initials they tattooed on themselves even before he was asked about soulmates in an interview.
Enter Steve Harrington who works as a nurse. Just casually on his third nightshift in a row in the ER. Sipping some coffee trying not to fall asleep when they get the call about some confidential patient coming in.
Eddie comes in for some injury. Steve has 0 clue who he is, just says "You look familiar, did we go to school together?" And Eddie practically falls off the stretcher at Steve's feet. Goes all googoo eyes at him. Steve being mildly concerned because Eddie's heart rate keeps skyrocketing (its because Steve is touching him).
One of the other nurses can't help but try and get the gossip from Steve, who is very much confused as to why she cares about this random patient. She tells Steve who Eddie is, and he's just like ???? Okay???
Steve doesn't admit it but the picture she shows is HOT. It's Eddie, flipping off the camera, tongue out. He's covered in tattoos, including the word 'sorry' written in a weird script on his middle finger. He's shirtless and his pants are so low that Steve can see the dip of his hips creating a v and-
Steve has to walk into the supply room to get himself under control. Pretends it doesn't mean anything and goes back to his job as his heart thuds rapidly in his chest.
Eddie tries not to pass out when they draw his blood, Steve holds his hand. It feels right. Eddie can't help wanting to ask," Hey, do you have a soulmate?" But he hates being asked that question, so he won't.
Until Steve bends over, his scrub top lifting up slightly. Eddie can't help glancing at his ass, but then he can't breathe. Because on his lower back is the initials EJM.
"Steve G. H?" Eddie asks as his voice goes up an octave. Steve turns, bewildered ," How did you-?" "Edward James Munson." Eddie whispers.
Oh
#Eddie uses a temporary tattoo to change the G to look like an O and the H into a weird looking R#Adds the other letters for the word Sorry and just is like cool looks good I guess#Anytime anyone asks about soulmates he just raises his finger and everyone assumes he doesn't have one and is rude#He's just being honest!! He is showing his soul mark!!#Steve is like “excuse me” goes to the bathroom used only for meltdowns and stares into the mirror#It's his third night!!His hair isn't even styled!! His scrubs have a stain on the top!! And THIS is what he looks like meeting his soulmate#Steve knows Robin is somewhere cackling at this he just knows it#Soulmate AU#Steddie#Steve Harrington x Eddie Munson#Eddie Munson x Steve Harrington#Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson#Eddie Munson/Steve Harrington#Jade is Talking#Also idk if we know their middle names but this is fanfiction I control the characters now
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hawkeye & trapper's four (4) goodbyes
#mash#m*a*s*h#mashedit#hawkeye pierce#trapper mcintyre#piercintyre#hawktrap#///#i honestly just never wanna see another 'he didn't leave a note' take. invalid argument goodbye#also we do NOT talk about how hawk only laments trapper's leaving until radar bestows the kiss and then he's like .#actually i need to chase him down. let's go. and we should talk about that#'no note? no nothing?' *smooch* gotta go bye#hawk x trap#mine#m:mash#!
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the man trap really made hikaru sulu and janice rand besties
#a small doodle because Why is nobody talking about them??#best friends literally#star trek the original series#star trek tos#tos#hikaru sulu#janice rand#yeoman rand#star trek#art#fan art#digital art#star trek fanart#h draws
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me as soon as im at school:
#sewersidal#sewer slide#sewercide#988blr#988twt#tw sui talk#tw sui implied#sui ideation#tw sui ideation#suic1de#i wanna kms#i want to kms#im going to kms#i hate this#sh things#s3lf mutilation#sh tumblr#sh cvt#shblur#$elf h@rm#$hblr#$h tumblr#$elf h4rm#$elf harm#self h@te#self h@rm#selfharrrm#tw s3lf harm#s3lf harn#s3lfharmm
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We never see the PA announcer because he is an ant. Hope this helps <3
#mash#m*a*s*h#mashposting#mashblr#mash fanart#hes so small that the camera doesn’t see him…#nobody talks to him#or acknowledges him by name#he needs a friend :(
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I keep forgetting how funny the whole "did you just smell me" scene is until I watch it again. Its dead fucking silent and Hannibal comes up behind Will, looks him up and down, and slowly and hesitantly leans in to smell him like he's a glass of fine wine. And then he looks away all awkward when he's caught. Like bro what did you expect to happen???
#h talks#I giggle every time#hes a normal guy who does normal things . so normal#he doesn't know how to act around his crush#I feel like there had to have been a subtler way for him to do that#like idk take Will's coat and smell it when he's not looking. or offer the man a damn hug#anyways hes so silly#nbc hannibal#Hannigram#Hannibal#me when I lean in to sniff my boybestfriend
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been watching mashle and oh my god, the eugenics???? the way lance's parents were so ready to give up their daughter??? no second thought???? just "why did this child have to be born to us?"???? um everyone talking in mash's face about how non-magic people are inherently worthless???? the triple line dude fucking making dolls out of people and somehow no one??? is??? checking him???? and then when questioned immediately jumping into "well humans are little more than mindless beasts and i will become a creator deity and reshape the world in my liking!"????? the, um, corruption in the government??? the way this story is so clearly "h*rry p*tter if it was actually funny"??? the slytherin coded characters are blood purists???? they took out hufflepuff??? one of the magia lupus' mage's powerset was just big shuriken???? another one is rip off kisame???? lance is a siscon and the first thing mash says is "that doesn't make it better"???? lemon is genuinely so fuckin funny??? dot is incel-coded but like in a funny way??? dot says that lance is playing life on "easy mode" cause lance has a good face??? dot likes tea??? dot has good manners??? everybody only has one spell they can use??? finn ames is like if you transported is regular human into this stupid ass world??? i think the old man and the cop have explored each others bodies.
#so many baffling things#the show is genuinely funny tho#mash and lance have something going on and i stg this isn't just me putting my shipping goggles on#also lance is a siscon but like in the most non-weirdest way possible??? like he just doesn't want his baby sis to die#and like yeah the power of her photo is enough for him to fling himself backward into a wall hard enough that it cracks#but he's not like in love with her or whatever. bare minimum victories ig#also when the rap starts it gets sooo hype#not to talk about h*rry p*tter in 2024 but why did they take out hufflepuff??#that was the only good house#everybody else in that world seem insufferable but hufflepuff seemed like you could get along with them#also they need to stop talking shit about non-magic people in front of mash's face#mashle magic and muscles#mashle#lemon irvine#dot barrett#finn ames#mash burnedead#lance crown#1k
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my collection of strong bad-core images
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#needed to share my strong bad image folder. for my health#doc talks#undescribed#strong bad#homestar runner#h*r#long post
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Gale "(Gesticulating Wildly)" Dekarios
#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#i love him i love h#i love how much he talks with his hands. like man me too GLSKJDF#playthrough 2 is for clipping every conversation w him to gif all his hand gestures
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THE ONES WHO LIVE | 1x06
#sweaty curls were the best ones#Rick Grimes#*#rg#The Ones Who Live#H A N D S#excuse me but The Nose™#his N E C K#bram stoker is on the phone he just wants to talk#me as the walkie#that dripping sweat would probably heal me#let's try
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Everyone: omg Harry is the heir of Slytherin. He just spoke Parseltongue which is a super rare hereditary skill in the Slytherin line and it looks like he set a snake on someone in front of witnesses.
Draco: nah he wouldn’t do that I know him
#and he was right. just like he immediately could see that harry hates his fame#when that was hard for even ron to remember sometimes#meanwhile harry can immediately tell the difference between draco just bragging and actually seriously talking about being a death eater#and is never afraid to confront him alone even though he believes draco is on a mission for voldemort#given how relatively little they interact the way they understand each other so well is amazing#Draco Malfoy#Harry Potter#drarry#hpdm#h/d#dmhp#harco#draco/harry#draco x harry#harry x draco#draco malfoy x harry potter#my post
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