#uchihaa-itachi

[senjutsunade]

~ANBU Detective Agency~

#Blind Incandescence - Head Cannons Content from the collective madness that is Narnia's 3 lunatics - penned by Crazy Insomniac (CI), Finger Seizure (FS) and Typo Queen (TQ).

ANBU Structure

♦ Mr Coffee maker is the most productive agent of ANBU.

♦ The board members are Shimura Danzo, Sarutobi Hiruzen, Utatane Koharu Mitokado Homura, Uchiha Madara and Senju Tobirama. They fund the ANBU and are the cause of endless migraines. Danzo's demands for random audits may some day end with Tsunade being charged for murder.

♦ Izumo and Kotetsu are the receptionists. Izumo is incharge of filing and Kotetsu is incharge of phone calls. Which is why almost no paper gets filed and barely any calls (especially from the board members) are ever picked up.

♦ Homicide and organized crime Unit - lead by Tsunade. Itachi and Kakashi are her personal headaches/ hand-selected team members. They deal with cases no one wants to touch with a ten foot pole. 

♦ Marital Affairs Unit - members are Kurenai, Asuma and Anko. This is the unit that brings in the most money.  

♦ Insurance Fraud Unit - Genma, Raido and Gai - Gai's youthfulness is what keeps the other two sane.  

♦ Missing persons Unit: Tsume and Shibi 

♦ Cult investigation: Hidan, Sasori, Kisame - the rest of the agency tends to stay away from them.

♦ Narcotics Unit: Inoichi and Shikaku...its kind of their expertise.

♦ Forensic team: Yamato, Hayate, Yugao, Kabuto, Deidara

♦ Ibiki is in charge of interrogation. Anko assists at times. 

♦ Kakazu is the accountant - no one ever gets paid on time.

♦ Orochimaru is the Medical Examiner / resident terror of the agency. Naruto loves him.

When ever Tsunade has a mad scientist moment (she misses holding a scalpel) she tries to go to Orochimaru's lab in desperate hopes he'll let her assist him - the bastard always slaps her hand away, pushes her out of the lab and shuts the door in her face with a smug smirk as if taunting her for not finishing med school.  Naruto is the only one who has complete access to the lab. If one would dare to venture down to Orochimaru's 'dungeons' they would often find the chibi babbling the ME's ear off about what happened in school that day with said ME responding to the babbling while dissecting dead bodies. Good thing his school teachers think Naruto is just a very creative child. 

Tsunade dislikes the favoritism Orochimaru shows. She was the first blond in his life after all. She should have more privileges.

♦ Akatsuki Law - a VERY successful Law agency run by Nagato, Yahiko and Konan. They provide FORCED free services to ANBU because Tsunade insists that’s what family does and Nagato wishes he was cousins with anyone but her. 

♦ Any press conferences that require ANBU presence are dealt with either from a member of the department in question. Itachi, Tsunade and Kakashi stay in the shadows since their roles require them to keep a low profile. 

♦ Social events that require their presence are Senju And Uchiha family related and Tsuande and Itachi attend them. Itachi with a poker face and Tsuande with endless whining. 

♦ Kakashi is incharge of attending all of Naruto’s Parent/Teacher conferences. There is always a bet ongoing regarding how many dates the Hatake will have by the time he returns the next day. 

Tsunade went to one of Naru's parent teacher conferences --  It's ironically the same elementary school that Tsunade herself attended with Orochimaru and Jiraiya since Jiraiya stayed in his family home while the other two moved away.  Unfortunately, the principal remembered Tsunade. She remembered the blonde menace for that one time she had snuck toads into the classroom during recess (she was good at bullying Jiraiya and Jiraiya was good at catching toads) and had left them in the desks of all the girls that had been giving her a hard time for liking to spend all her time with boys (Jira and Oro). The screams once the students had returned and had toads leap on them had shaken the school.  Then there was the time the blonde nightmare had snuck in Orochimaru's new pet snake (without his permission or knowledge at that) and had gone around telling girls it was her new designer scarf. Suffice to say - no one was amused with her prank. Orochimaru had actually not talked to her for a week.  The principal remembered all these things -- that should have been bad enough right? But this is Tsunade we are talking about. And as her luck would have it --  While trying to act like a responsible adult...she notices the janitor and...recalls that the man is actually a suspect in one of her ongoing investigations - only they hadn't been able to find him - until now. She runs after him, tackles him, breaks furniture, swears up a storm that leaves parents, teachers and students traumatized and stumbles out of the school premises with a bleeding split lip, torn clothing, a limp and a murder suspect.  She wants to sue the school for endangering students. They want to sue her for property damage. Nagato swears he has white hair since that week. Tsuande says his hair is still blinding enough and tells him to get out of her office.  Suffice to say, Tsunade is never allowed to come back to Konoha Elementary School. .

 @konohagakurekakashi & @uchihaa-itachi.

[onmywaytofanfic]

This Barbie ...

So this is a little thing that I did a few weeks ago. I traced the art and in some cases had to modify the pose a little. So here is the Akatsuki doing the Barbie meme of "This Barbie is..."

Apologies first aand foremost because there are some Akatsuki missing, and also because of the drawings themselves xDxD I was just practicing a little.

Kisame: This Barbie bites

Nagato: This Barbi Shinra Tenseis

Sasori: This Barbie breaks Geneva Conventions

Itachi: This Barbie has trauma

Kakuzu: This Barbie is a capitalist

Hidan: This Barbie comes in pieces

Deidara: This Barbie is dynamite

I still need to do Zetsu, Konan, Pain (and maybe all the paths) and Tobi.

Enjoy my nonsense.

[konohagakurekakashi]

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[senjutsunade]

And then the future generation makes choices that have the collective ancestors rolling in their graves - @uchihaa-itachi. xDDD

[uchihaa-shisui]

Text [10.15] Remember the obaa san who insists to come in for weekly check-ups? She's back.

Text [10:16] Eh? So soon!

Text [10:16] Did she bring out the bony pinchers yet? 🦀

Text [10:17] Uso. What am I talking about, of course she did! You probably can’t feel your face.

Text [10:18] Poor, unfortunate cousin. I may or may not be coming through the back door tonight.💡

@uchihaa-itachi

[minaa-munch]

@minaa-munch Character Sheet for the Bounties & Broken Fuselage AU a.k.a Space Pirate AU

Character Name: Namikaze Minato

Age: 22 solar cycles

Species: Human [with a few tricks up his sleeve]

Planet of Origin: Konohagakure - although some reports mention him as a distant member of the Yamanaka tribe that resides on one of Konohagakure’s many moons. They share certain physical characteristics. He has not exhibited any of their psychic prowess though. 

Characteristics/Description: Blue eyes, blond hair and an average build [H: 179 cm], has no distinctive markings apart from a sliver of black ink visible from above his collar. Minato’s attire mostly consists of an everyday intergalactic traveler’s, along with titanium tipped boots, hard carbon coated gloves and a bare, tawny cloak he refuses to part with.

Occupation/Posting/Abilities: Archive/Rune Raider. He likes collecting information and runes, as well as the occasional shiny knickknack [because ooh, shiny] to make a quick ryō or two. He also occasionally likes to bother the crew on board the PES-172 Katsuyu. 

A lowly human through and through, he doesn’t have any of the skills possessed by the ancient blood cultivating clans that comprise of the Proxima Elemental System. The only thing he has in his arsenal is nimble fingers and perhaps sheer speed [which may or may not be as a result of a few sigils he may have used on himself at some point in time -cough-].

Minato is however, rather adept at dodging the Galaxy Police Force [considering how annoying they are, it should count as a skill]. They have yet to catch him, or any of the people he associates with [thanks to the nifty tricks of one retired Space Hermit]

The Triskelion - ancient Celtic sigil. 

Likes: Planet-hopping, burying himself in any and all sources of knowledge and alien languages, reading, logic puzzles, sweets and sigil carving/deconstruction. 

Dislikes: Senju tempers [Tsunade’s is bad enough, but it pales in comparison to the captain of the Galaxy Police Force - Senju Tobirama], the Galaxy Police Force, Uchiha glowers, loud noise, and blond jokes

Affiliation: None. [Although if he has to pick a side, he prefers bothering the Katsuyu folk more than he would ever like to admit]

Known acquaintances: The motley Katsuyu Crew [he enjoys bothering the droid that zapped him in the first place -cue side eye- who will henceforth be known as sparky], the Space Hermit Jiraiya and the owner of the ramen bar ‘The Jinchuriki’ on Whirlpool [they’re very good friends]

[ Caffeine needed x_x @senjutsunade @uchihaa-itachi @uchihaa-shisui @himekushinada @jiraiya-legendary-sannin​ @konohagakurekakashi​ @swirleysarefun @strawberry-medic​ @serpent-spurned

[jiraiya-legendary-sannin]

@Jiraiya-Legendary-Sannin Mājutsu AU Character Cheat Sheet

Character Name: Jiraiya Myōboku

Age: 15 Years, birth date 11 November

School Year: Fifth Year Student

Hogwarts House: Gryffindor

Head of House: Sakumo Hatake

Wand: Maple Wood. Unicorn Hair Core. 9 Inches. Mild Flexibility.

Patronus: Bull Frog

Familiar: A toad named Gamabūnta

Favourite Professor: Hiruzen Sarutobi, as he has yet to receive a detention slip from him.

Go-to Spell: The 'Disillusionment Charm' was the first thing Jiraiya perfected as it enabled him to better blend into the girl’s lavatory. He has yet to find a way to best the staircase leading to the Gryffindor Girl’s Dorm, but it is a work in progress.

Least Favourite Professor: Tobirama Senju, the man had no sense of humour.

Subjects: Potions, Charms (Favoured ⭐), Transfiguration, Astronomy, Herbology, Care of Magical Creatures (Favoured ⭐), Defence Against the Dark Arts, Flying (Favoured ⭐), Muggle-Studies (Favoured ⭐), Divination.

Clubs: If Detention was a club- he would be in it; Duel Club--does not have much time for anything else in between his voyeurisms, punishments and mapping out possible book ideas.

Likes: The Prefect’s Bathroom on the 5th floor, Hogsmeade Weekends, adventure books, quidditch practice, working on ideas for his own novels, trickle tarts, the occasional sneaky sip of Fire Whiskey (he knows someone who is someone at the Hogshead) , Kabuki poses, toads, he also has a few muggle magazines stashed in his trunk (mostly of a questionable nature) since he knows it will annoy Tsunade and Kushina. Riling up people is definitely his second favourite pastime. He’s on a ‘best buddies for life’ standing with Peeves the Poltergeist. No one knows how this came about.

Dislikes: The fact that his dearest friends are all perfect prefects; homework; detention; Wizarding Politics and Blood Feuds; Portrait of the Fat Lady (she always finds a way to refuse him entry!!?); Bertie Bots Every Flavoured Beans (cue vivid, war flashbacks); cats; Moaning Myrtle; being tied down by everyday routine.

Quidditch Team/Position: Gryffindor Keeper (he’s been holding the position since his 3rd year at Hogwarts).

Family Members:

[Father] Muggle. Writer. Deceased

[Mother] Muggle. Theatre Actress. Deceased.

[Siblings] None, only child.

*He lives with his old, crazy uncle named Fukasaku (an infamous, Muggle-Born Magizoologist)

Blood Status: Muggle-Born

Friends/Known Acquaintances: With his boisterous, friendly personality Jiraiya is friends with most of the students within his year, as well as a few of the younger students. The students in the years above him (more so the female students) tend to avoid him as much as possible, since he has a habit of spying on them under the pretext of gathering intel for his soon to be published novels or essays.

Physical Traits: Tall, bulky, with spikey white hair. His uniform is also in various stages of disarray. Tucking in his shirt or fastening his tie is a foreign concept.

Character Habbits/Characteristics: Generally light hearted and gregarious; Jiraiya is known to make numerous jokes at his own expense, though never at others. He’s fiercely loyal to his House and feels immense guilt over the fact that he’s constantly costing Gryffindor House Points. He has a knack for holding up his classes since he loves making dramatic, winded introductions and entrances. He makes a point of always disappearing on his friends as soon as the tab arrives during Hogsmeade Weekends, resulting in them having to pay for his drinks and overly priced snacks. He’s horrible at the theoretical aspect of studying, finding it exceptionally difficult to memorise course work, but he excels at the physical aspect of magic, especially Charms.

Dream for the Future: He would like to travel the world, both magical and muggle and go on various adventures worth remembering -living by no one’s rules but his own.

@senjutsunade @minaa-munch @uchihaa-itachi @Konohagakurekakashi @himekushinada @better-than-the-basilisk

[better-than-the-basilisk]

@better-than-the-basilisk​ Character Sheet || Majutsu AU

Character Name: Orochimaru

Age: 15 Years, birth date October 27

School Year: Fifth Year Student

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw

Head of House: Tobirama Senju

Wand: Fir, Dragon Heart-string core, 11 ½ inches, hard flexibility.  

Patronus: Taipan

Familiar: A small black mamba named Manda

Favourite Professor: Hiruzen Sarutobi, Senju Tobirama, and Uzumaki Mito (He admires how knowledgeable they are)

Go-to Spell: Silencio (can you imagine how annoyingly chatty young sorcerers can be?), Aparecium, and ever since he became a prefect, Levicorpus.

Least Favourite Professor: Uchiha Kagami (Divination is a load of hogwash and no one can convince him otherwise) Orochimaru had dropped the subject after a single class.  

Subjects: Potions (Favoured ⭐), Charms, Transfiguration (Favoured ⭐), Astronomy, Herbology (Favoured ⭐), Care of Magical Creatures (Favoured ⭐), Defence Against the Dark Arts (Favoured ⭐), Study of Ancient Runes (Favoured ⭐), Arithmacy  (Favoured ⭐), Muggle Studies

Clubs: ROOT, Wizarding Chess Club, Duelling Club

Likes: The library, an assortment of herbal teas, and his solitude. Orochimaru is obsessed with mastering every spell, charm, and potion out there. As such, he is prone to frequent the library, the dungeons and even the green houses. He also likes frequenting Knockturn Alley, as well as other less-than-notorious spots in Hogsmeade.

Dislikes: Pure-bloods, ignorance, some Gryffindors (which was basically a synonym for all sort of ape-esque noises), Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans, Zonko’s Joke Shop,

Quidditch Team/Position: Ew

Family Members:

[Father] Half-blood, deceased

[Mother] Unknown

[Siblings] None, only child.

*He lives with his squib of an aunt. The woman is decent, though they have their fair share of differences. Orochimaru prefers spending the holidays at Hogwarts.

Blood Status: Half-Blood

Friends/Known Acquaintances: Socialising is for the lesser, cognitively endowed, though he supposed he could tolerate Senju Tsunade (only because her skill in potion making was admirable). A few juniors had caught his eye recently, but he wasn’t going to talk to them anytime soon.

Physical Traits: Tall and lanky, with paper-pale skin and long, dark hair. His uniform is always immaculate, and seldom would one find a speck of dust on his person.

Character Habits/Characteristics: Orochimaru is extremely ambitious with regards to his quest for knowledge – to the extent that he is known to frequent his teachers’ offices after class, and any other time he can find. Seldom a book can claim to not have been read by the boy, since he spends most of his time in the library. As such, he is not prone to socialising with the general student body sans a select few – it isn’t until he is unceremoniously tasked with being a prefect that he begins to interact with his peers more; though mostly in a strict, business-esque capacity.

Unless said peer happened to be Jiraiya, of course. If all else fails, a quick silencio often does the trick.

Dream for the Future: He would like to master every spell and potion out there; from the tiniest wisps of magic in ancient scriptures to the deadliest spells archived in the forbidden magic section.

@senjutsunade​, @konohagakurekakashi​, @himekushinada​, @uchihaa-itachi​, @minaa-munch​

[himekushinada]

@HimeKushinada Mājutsu AU Character Cheat Sheet

Character Name: Kushina Uzumaki

Age: 15 Years, birth date 10 October

School Year: Fifth Year Student

Hogwarts House: Gryffindor

Head of House: Sakumo Hatake

Wand: Red Oak. Unicorn Hair Core. 10 ½ Inches. Swishy.

Patronus Future:  Fox

Familiar: A scruffy, fat Hamster with one eye named Shio (after the Ramen).

Go-to Spell:  ‘Accio’ as she has the tendency to always lose things in her haste and excitement.

Favourite Professor: Sakumo Hatake- he seems to have a lot of faith in her abilities and is always warm and patient towards her, making her enjoy his given lessons a lot; even though her potions always seem to turn brown or bubble over the brim of her cauldron. She also has a high regard for Mitō Uzumaki, not due to their blood relation but due to all of the witch’s many accomplishments (she was after all Order of Merlin: First Class).

Family Members:

Least Favourite Professor: Danzo Shimūra, that mummy was a super grouch, ya know! And he was always staring at her friends whenever he thought that they weren’t looking.

Subjects: Potions (Favoured ⭐), Charms (Favoured ⭐), Transfiguration, Astronomy (Favoured⭐) , Herbology, Care of Magical Creatures, Defence Against the Dark Arts (Favoured ⭐ though only the subject matter not the professor, damn sneering mummy), Flying (Favoured ⭐) , Muggle-Studies, Divination.

Clubs: Duel Club; S.P.E.W (Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare); Official Hogwarts Gobstone Club; Chudley Cannons Fan Club; Knitting Club.

Likes: Quidditch Practice; Honeyduke's sweets; Zonko’s Joke Shop; Chatting; Trying new recipes; Butter Beer; Ramen noodles and collecting pretty and rare quills. She used to have a penchant for pranks, but then she received a shiny, Prefect’s badge in her school supplies’ envelope. Big surprise.

Dislikes: Coffee; Perverts; Being called a Tomato; losing; disappointing the people she cares about; Boring Prefect rounds; Unfair treatment of others; Wizarding politics and Blood Feuds; Rainy days; Bitter/Sour tasting snacks; being made to wait and Doxies (nasty things, she has a small scar on her right knee to prove as much).

Quidditch Team/Position: Gryffindor Seeker (Though in all honesty she believes that she would make just as good of a Chaser or Beater).

Blood Status: Pure Blood

Both of her parents are deceased. She currently lives with her aunt and cousins (of which she has a few, both direct and twice removed, since her family had a tendency to marry into other prominent, Pure Blood families)

Character Habbits/Characteristics: Kushina has a bottomless pit of energy, always talking and always on the move. It’s not surprising that she is the first one to wake within her dorm every morning. She carries her emotions on her sleeve and has a notable, verbal tic when flustered or excited. She’s headstrong and not easily swayed in her beliefs. She enjoys cooking and always uses her friends as testing dummies whenever she comes up with a new recipe. Since joining the Hogwarts knitting club she’s been drowning all of those willing and unwilling in outrageously colourful knitwear ranging from scarves to wand-warmers. Though mostly Cheerful and level-headed, she is also quick to anger at any injustice show or things she finds off-putting like Peeves, the Baron or Jiraiya’s voyeurisms. Though not academically keen, Kushina possesses unusually fast reactions; a light touch and an easy adaptability between both offensive and defensive magic, marking her as an impeccable duellist.

Friends/Known Acquaintances: With her tomboyish demeanour she really struggled to make friends during her first year at Hogwarts. It took a blonde Flake to see passed her fists and infuriated scowls and the patient encouragement of her professors, before she finally found her niche and started to talk to other people instead of stomping on them. Now she has lots of friends and was even a member of (all of the important) Hogwarts Clubs. Now stomping was left for the Quidditch Pitch, only.

Physical Traits:  Her most notable traits are her flowing red hair (there was just so much of it) and her violet eyes. She could also pack a punch more powerful and damaging than her thin wrists and slender fingers would suggest.

Dream for the Future: Her dream is to one day be as well-respected and powerful as Professor Mito (a true idol for all young Witches) and for all of her friends to be happy and healthy.

@Konohagakurekakashi @senjutsunade @Jiraiya-Legendary-Sannin @minaa-munch @uchihaa-itachi @better-than-the-basilisk

[senjutsunade]

~Detective AU - Food Head Canons~

#Blind Incandescence

Because its a work place and food is the only thing that makes getting through the daily routine worthwhile.

Note: From the collective chaos that are Narnian Inhabitants. Shared HC's between myself (Typo Queen - TQ), @konohagakurekakashi (Finger Seizure - FS) and @uchihaa-itachi (Crazy Insomniac - CI).

Kakashi:

Drinks of choice:- Kakashi does not have time on his side. He is always, always late for absolutely everything, so there are no spare minutes to order fancy coffees/teas/drinks. Most of the time he just settles for what he can get out of the vending machine, flickering in the lobby of his apartment building. Mostly it's a variety of Ooi Ocha green tea, jasmine or hot lemon, being his preference. And in the summer months he'll opt for Mugi-cha. He doesn't drink energy drinks or sodas, since they're too sweet. The only coffee he drinks is from their trusty, office coffee maker-kun when the hours get too long. Breakfast of choice: Tamago Kake Gohan Lunch of choice: Most of the time he has a proper bento lunch which he packed the night before, out of fear that he might have to digest cup ramen or (Kami forbid) some powdery dessert for lunch. If he was too lazy to do grocery shopping for the week or ran even later than usual, he'll brave Genma's gross flirting with sandwich-stand-girl, to get a sandwich. Dinner: He's the guy that demands some form of vegetable on the pizza (No. Tomato, mushroom and onions do not count). Read eggplant or artichoke.

Tsunade:

Drink: Anything with alcohol in it. If that isn’t an option - coke. A lot of it. Like dangerous quantities of it. She loves her fancy coffee's though - if she can find the time to get those so the task usually falls on Jiraiya and Orochimaru to be the providers. Honestly though, she'd drink anything with caffeine and copious amounts of sugar in it.  Breakfast: Pancakes/waffles. Drowning in syrup.  Lunch: If she is left to her own devices -it is the dessert she stole out of Orochimaru's lunch box (he swears she hired him only so she could do that) or whatever she can get out of the stupid vending machine - said machine despises her and is known to have eaten many a coin with no product to show for the worth.  Dinner would be picking out the disgusting pieces of eggplant off her pizza - alongside most of the other vegetables. She does it with a lot of skill along with an extremely disgusted face. And flings them across the room with annoyingly perfect accuracy….especially if Genma happens to be in the vicinity. Like WHY do they bother with toppings? Stick to extra cheese.  If she’s home, it's mostly expired instant ramen cups. She can not cook. You don’t want her to try. She will set things on fire and whatever she concocts will be a health hazard. 

Itachi:

Drink: Tea. Mostly Earl Grey (Twinnings no9) or Darjeeling; unsweetened and warm. Unsweetened black coffee is his drink of choice in the office. In the later hours he will pivot towards herbal blends (this becomes more pronounced once Naruto joins them. Too much black coffee is not good for his blood pressure, ne).  Breakfast: Pancakes with half the bottle of syrup, whipped cream, chocolate shavings and sprinkles. Exactly one strawberry on top for aesthetics. Alternatively, an almond croissant. Lunch: A blend of anything he considers nutritious enough (read: sauteed vegetables with some protein or a sandwich). He doesn't care much for food and simply sees it as a way of sustenance -- though he does have his favorites. That being said, he always has a proper dessert (dango, mochi, cheesecake, etc) stowed away in the fridge. Anyone who touches it will face his wrath via perfectly pointy pencils. Dinner: Usually skipped. Unless his mother is around -- then he'll have some fruit.

[konohagakurekakashi]

Mãjutsu AU-verse, closed starter 🍂

Thin rays of late-afternoon sunlight trickled in through the windows adjunct to the staircase, warming the pages of Spella Weekly that was draped across the boy’s knees. Grey hues dragged along the pages in a languid fashion, but did not take any note of the moving images or neat paragraphs. It was the same magazine that he paged through that morning at breakfast and all throughout their morning classes; with intrepid headlines such as ‘Britain’s Best Dressed Wizard’ and ‘126 delightful knitting patterns!’ serving as his chosen safeguard against answering questions or humouring attempts at conversation by his peers. It was a tactic that Kakashi perfected at the beginning of his second year at Hogwarts, most of his galleons now tied-up in subscriptions for all of the known (as well as a few lesser known) weeklies.

With his nose constantly obscured, Kakashi found that it was easier to ignore and be ignored. The glossy covers allowing him a faux sense of control; if only over whom he deemed worthy of a response and what salty snack he could sneak passed his teeth. There were a select few who seemed immune to the Ravenclaw’s bold captions (his Transfigurations’ Professor and that irksome Gryffindor with the bowl-cut to name a few) but as Merlin would have it, the insusceptible were few and far in-between....or so the Ravenclaw thought. Shifting in his perch upon the stairs, Kakashi’s lidded gaze altered from ‘Six sure steps to capture a Wizard’s Heart’ to inspect the crumpled piece of parchment currently serving as a bookmark, an accusing frown crumpling the boy’s brow.

The note found its way into his Potions Text-book during second period; a sly slip of paper nestled comfortably between Doxycide and the ingredients for the Wideye Potion. It wasn’t in any cursive that Kakashi was familiar with and the wizard had no inkling how it got there, since he only ever strayed mentally (not physically) from his desk. More confusing still was that the note bore no return details for the writer. It was a half-assed invitation really, a very strange, half-assed invitation, indicating only a time and place.-

‘Favoured Student,

You have been selected to form a part of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry’s most elite, a group with the core intent to cultivate the most promising and talented minds to better abet the Wizarding World and our honoured Ministry of Magic.

Saplings are better bent in the right direction when young.

Meet within room 1408 on the third floor, straight after supper.

All selected students will be required to show their invitations in order to be granted entry into Root.’

‘Root, huh?’ The boy rubbed a thumb across the ink, much like one would a genie lamp, but the answers were diffident in making their appearance; causing Kakashi to shift once more and exhale a sigh. It was a few hours to supper still, yet the Ravenclaw found himself hunched across the locked door and had been since his class was released from Advanced Charms. To his knowledge room 1408 was nothing but an abandoned storage space, a big closet for Homura Mitokado’s self-made, cat mittens and collectables. Kakashi hoped that if he stayed long enough, that he could glimpse the sender of the note, perhaps even gather what the group was really about and then maybe (just maybe) he wouldn’t have to show up and interact with the sender at all.

So far the boy’s plan seemed to be a bust however, lips thinning as he casted a slow, doleful stare at both his bookmark and the rusty lock of Room 1408. The waning rays of sunlight coloured his reading material a burnt orange and served as a reminder that he already missed lunch because of some unknown daring to enter his personal space (his textbook’s personal space! ) if he stayed and missed dinner then his father would undoubtedly do something embarrassing to mark the occasion. Still Kakashi didn’t move from his spot pressed against the stairwell, the passing thought merrily urging the boy to finally turn a page with the roll of his shoulder and the flick of his wrist, the words  ‘Which Appleby Arrows player are you meant to marry?’ greeting his gaze in stark, gold Calibri. @senjutsunade @uchihaa-itachi @minaa-munch @himekushinada

[uchihaa-shisui]

"Sneaking pics for social media when he should be driving. Honestly Grand Uncle Madara is such a role Model?"

madara saw it coming

road trip with the uchihas

[uchihaa-shisui]

"So...who will be reporting back to Tobirama taichou this time..." Trailing off, pale digits observed the fried control column before flickering to the argument unfolding between their resident mechanic and android duo behind them, "Me, or you?" [V: Bounties and Broken Fuselage]

Shisui was doing an excellent job of drowning out the pity squabble, a proficiency he perfected after years of living in the same, close-knit quarters as his numerous, younger cousins. Instead his gaze remained trained on the red, flickering dot logging their track through the Elemental Solar-Plexus, whilst he chewed on a bag of crunchy, beetroot chips-- the only munchables the vending machine thought to part with that morning.

When there was another, irate spark almost nipping at Itachi’s fingertips, Shisui relented with a sigh, a palm coming up the rub at his chin, while he shoved the crinkling, produce packet towards his partner. “The good news is that their little temper tantrum didn’t seem to knock us off course…the bad news is that we won’t be able to dock on Whirlpool if the control panel keeps hissing at our pilot...If I see Taichō’s face right now, even as a hologram, I’m just going to go on a tangent of ‘I told you so’s…and you know he doesn’t like hearing stuff like that.”

Moreover Shisui couldn’t say that he was in the mood to face grand-uncle Madara, the head of their Genera always sensing the exact moment when they transmitted to appear and hover over Senju Taichō’s shoulder (or in some instances shove the poor man right out of the way) to question Itachi on the perpetual bags underneath his lids or why Obito wasn’t dressed warmly enough--like Shisui was some Den Mother. Kami he just knew it would be a stupid idea to bring the clan klutz!

If anything Obito should be the one to report back to Tobirama, right after he made himself useful by fixing his mess. The Navigator straigtened within his seat, resisting the urge to pout by stuffing another purple chip between his teeth. “...... Don't you think our biggest concern right now is Tsunade-sama?"

@uchihaa-itachi

[minaa-munch]

@minaa-munch​ || Mājutsu AU Character Cheat Sheet

Character Name: Minato Namikaze

Age: 15 years, birth date is January 25th

School Year: Fifth Year Student

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff

Head of House: Hashirama Senju

Wand: Yew wood, Phoenix feather, 14 ½ inches, quite flexible

Patronus: Rabbit

Familiar: A snowfinch named Sota

Go-to Spell: Expelliarmus (He is insanely fast when it comes to duelling)

Favourite Professor: Hashirama Senju, Tobirama Senju

Least Favourite Professor: Danzo Shimura

Subjects: Potions, Charms (Favoured⭐), Transfiguration (Favoured⭐), Astronomy, Herbology (Favoured⭐), Divination, Study of Ancient Runes (Favoured⭐), Defence Against the Dark Arts (Favoured⭐), Arithmancy (Favoured⭐), Flying (Favoured⭐).

Clubs: Wizards’ Chess Club; ROOT; Duel Club; Knitting Club

Likes: Spicy food, debating with professor Tobirama, books (he reads all kinds of books, really. He’ll then proceed to babble someone’s ears off – probably Kushina’s – afterwards), frequenting the headmistress’ office for more information regarding runes, and quidditch. He is also a fan of having long, winded conversations with the Head of his House which usually ends with a good natured game of cards or wizarding chess – with him winning more often than naught.

Dislikes: Politics, Blood Feud, unnecessary bias, trips to the hospital wing, and sweet foods. He also dislikes Potions class, not because of the subject matter, rather, the professor makes him feel dumb on purpose.

Quidditch Team/Position: Hufflepuff Seeker

Family:

[Father] Takayama Taisuke. Muggle Born [deceased]

[Mother] Yamanaka Sūiko. Pure Blood [deceased]

[Siblings] None

Minato lives with his grandmother, Yamanaka Ryusui. They have an adorable relationship.

Blood Status: Half-Blood

Friends/Known Acquaintances: Minato has an alarmingly sunny disposition; so much so that making friends and acquaintances come naturally. Most of his peers are drawn to his optimism; couple that with a shiny quidditch track record and that makes him one of the most popular students in his year. Despite that though, he can count his actual friends on one hand; Kushina, Inoichi, Shikaku, and Chouza.

Physical Traits: Tall and lanky, with a slightly tan skin tone. He also has spikey blond hair that has yet to be tamed, much to the Deputy Headmaster’s chagrin.

Peculiar Character Habits: Minato holds a calm, level-headed disposition, choosing to focus on the positives rather than the negatives. However, he has trouble trusting people which is why he has less friends as opposed to the many, many acquaintances he has made at Hogwarts. He has an exceptionally keen eye, and ridiculously fast reflexes that make him an excellent duellist.

Dream for the Future: As someone who naturally manages to win over even the most stubborn of witches and warlocks, Minato hopes to eliminate the Blood Feud altogether. @senjutsunade​ @konohagakurekakashi​ @himekushinada​ @better-than-the-basilisk​ @jiraiya-legendary-sannin​ @uchihaa-itachi​

[konohagakurekakashi]

Hatake Kakashi [21:00] Maa maa…such dark implications.

Hatake Kakashi [21:01] You’d have to walk me home from now on, @ Kohai-chan. Protect me from any and all elusive flower pots that might be bumped off windowsills and into my path. C:

Hatake Kakashi [21:02] Isn’t it passed your bedtime Naruto?

Hatake Kakashi [21:02] Image.jpeg sent

Hatake Kakashi [21:05] Also it's a no-go on the Pug Mug.

@senjutsunade @uchihaa-itachi

Tsunade Senju [19:32]: ….

Tsunade Senju [19:32]: Hatake…you do know that if you’re found dead tomorrow, I’d not even be surprised?

Tsunade Senju [19:33]: And before you ask…no. I have no plans to investigate.

Tsunade Senju [19:34]: We will chalk it up to “got lost on the road of life and died there!”

Tsunade Senju [19:34]: Should satisfy pretty much every one.

Tsunade Senju [19:35]: Naruto, you’re forbidden from bringing Ramen to work. Or keeping it hidden in the office.

Tsunade Senju [19:35]: FOREVER!

—

Uchiha Itachi [19:34]: …

The Blond Wonder [19:42]: You can’t do that baa chan D:

Uchiha Itachi [19:44]: From where you’re going, senpai, you won’t need to heal. 

The Blond Wonder [19:45] Where is he going?

The Blond Wonder [19:45] ne ne, @Hatake Kakashi can I have your mug? Its the perfect size tebayo!

@senjutsunade @konohagakurekakashi

[serpent-spurned]

Mitarashi-sama; Konoha's Mistress and Snake Whisperer - at your service. Contact for all source of mischief and torment. Will give you Nightmares and Life-time Trauma, free of cost.

@konohagakurekakashi​ || @uchihaa-itachi​ || @minaa-munch​ || @better-than-the-basilisk​ || @jiraiya-legendary-sannin​