#two: because it’s funny
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a friend of mine was streaming graveyard shift at freddy’s with our friend group and we got reminded of the bonnie “balls ?!?!?!?” meme. and… well, now we have this monstrosity in the world.
#it was debated on what exactly i’d put here.#the runner up was ‘piss ?!?!?!?!?!?’#take that as you will#freddy got stretched out for two reasons#one: make it the right resolution for a youtube thumbnail#two: because it’s funny#and that’s all#graveyard shift at freddy’s
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8 year old freshly adopted Dick, throwing the moths and flies he caught on Patrol directly at Bruce's face: I got you dinner!
Bruce, who was just bombarded with insects: Chum?!
Dick, smiling cheerfully: Bats eat insects!
Bruce:
Dick: I just read it in a book
Bruce:
Bruce: Bats also eat fruits and nectar
Dick: So you're a fruity bat?
Bruce:
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Dick, throwing an apple at him the next day: Dinner!
Bruce:
#Stupid headcanon but when Dick was a freshly adopted 8 year old who had just found out that his new dad was Batman(or that batman existed)#this should've happened#scenes I'd write in batman part two if i was allowed to#dick grayson#bruce wayne#batfam#batman#nightwing#battinson#incorrect batfamily quotes#dc robin#robin#incorrect batfam#incorrect batman quotes#i love typing bruce:#because his children just make him speechless it's so funny#and yes dick was also calling him gay
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beanbag chair psychology
#dtawing#homestuck#karkat vantas#rose lalonde#she's asking because she also has autism#WISH we'd seen more of these two interacting on the meteor they both love pretending to know about other people's brains#this took me like two days to make for no reason#i don't draw comics often#because usually by the time ive finished them ive rolled the punchline around in my brain so many times im worried its not funny anymore#but regardless#the Funny
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switcheroo
part two
#switcherooAU#yes starscream still wants to be leader of the decepticons he just has soundwave’s personality about it now#these two are so funny to me#soundwave#starscream#skywarp#megatron#casseticons#transformers#maccadam#fanart#tf soundwave#tf starscream#the ONLY gripe I have with drawing soundwave is I can’t usually mess with his expressions as much as I’d like to#because he’s so blucking stoic#SO THIS WAS A BLAST#I N. NEEED MORE SOUNDWAVE ART
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they're amusing to me
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi#marcille donato#laios touden#i love when these two interact its so funny#deciding to finally post my doodles because they're too good to be left in the dark to collect dust#L+M#edit: YES I KNOW ITS AYIN!!!! CONFIRMED!! 🥳#various images by yours truly#laimar
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sketch of the guy haha. Not sure what his name is yet, toying with Ulysses. The duck's name is Penny
#art#sketch#ulysses is such a funny name specifically because i can count on two hands how many filipino ulysseses i know#oc#orginal character#character design
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getting up on my soapbox for a moment. i find it laughable that nearly every time someone says they don’t like rap they cite hamilton and k-pop as the only rap they can tolerate. because everything else is just so violent and full of blatant consumerism. first off. so is k-pop. secondly. idk how to tell you the founding fathers were some of the most violent people around (coming from a black american descentant of slaves who is most likely related to thomas jefferson. shouldn’t have to explain the relevance here). thirdly. hamilton and k-pop both reference and interpolate rap. so idk what to tell you babes. you do like rap. you just don’t like black people. say it with your full chest next time.
#it’s very funny because there’s a whole conversation about how white people treat k-pop and rap#like they are both a homogenous thing and not two very massive and diverse genres#like k-pop isn’t just pop and the idea of it being ‘purer’ is you guys infantalizing Asians#like idk I don’t think you guys hear yourselves sometimes#but that’s another conversation.#jude.txt
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Happy B-Day to the Corasante!! ❤🕯🎂🕯❤
(Featuring way too many drawings)
#one piece#drawing#fanart#corazon#cora san#op rosinante#donquixote rosinante#this man has too many names#trafalgar law#op law#donquixote doflamingo#I love cora#he wants to be a good person but is lowkey mediocre at it#he eats like a freak#he looks like a freak#he chose not to speak just bc he's petty#he gave up his life's mission after getting stabbed by a 12 year old#he lied to and betrayed every person that he loved#two out of the three gave him a pass because he was funny one time#he aggresively changed law's life for the better#and he spontaneously catches fire and loses all motor functions#he's literally perfect#anyways law is here because he is simply a good character#can i really put all of this in the tags?#insane
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should've just let Vil be the one to fly, it would've gone SO much easier. 😔
also HEY how are everyone else's pulls going, because I have had the most RIDICULOUS luck, seriously, halloween magic is 100% real
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#kicking around some ideas for scully's UM poster so i'll talk about all that when we get to it#in the meantime i just have to show this off because...seriously look at it#is the halloween pickup count cumulative?! because i only did two ten-pulls for jamil...#i've only done three ten-pulls total in this event and yet somehow ended up with leona and two consecutive jamils#now it would be extremely funny if i didn't get sebek when he's the one i want the most...but let me hope#(i choose to believe this is an apology from the universe for my lack of both fairy gala ortho and masquerade malleus)#(thank you universe)#anyway i realize there is some irony in bragging about my jamil pulls and yet drawing vil instead#but...i just really wanted to draw nightmare vil okay#i thought i had posted art of good ol' pumpkin-stroker jamil already but i think i might actually have just dreamt that#brb gotta get onto fixing this problem
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Hell yeah, Let's go genderfluid FISH
Originally was going to be a simple colored sketch but I went overboard lmfao, bonus comic:
Lesson learnt, if you're having people try on dresses you made, don't have the judges be the said people's partners because they will die on the spot.
Also bonus doodle of my friend asking if Azul would like a bouquet (asking for a friend):
#Accidentally made two of my friends like Azul now chat what do I do#drawing jamil riddle and vil flustered was fun because just 3 different ways of hiding your face#yes drew Vil because it's a jeivil moment I took a liking to that pair because it's funny as hell#the tweels designs is so inconsistent in every art piece pls pray with me while I figure out their designs#had fun with azul though lets go king/queen/liege/whatever gender isn't real for merfolks and I live for that#twisted wonderland#twst#twisted wonderland fanart#twst fanart#azul ashengrotto#floyd leech#jade leech#octavinelle#ruggie bucchi#big sis ebi 🦐#<- these two are the designers#twst grim#twst yuu#vil schoenheit#riddle rosehearts#jamil viper#jeivil#flojami#azurido#monodukes art
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The infamous puppy debacle of '94
#payneland#edwin x charles#dead boy detectives#dbda#charles found an immortal puppy#of course he wanted to keep it!#alas church grims belong in cemeteries#but the boys still visit her#i couldn't think of a funny enough name for her so if you have any suggestions...#she looks like that because I have two black greyhounds and they're very funny looking#also now that she doesn't steal all of charles' attention edwin loves that dog
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anyways good episode
#tadc#the amazing digital circus#tadc ragatha#tadc caine#[ ooc ]#[ doodles ]#can you tell who my second fave is#the scene with caine having an existential crisis over not being good at the only thing he's coded to do is funny to me because#i've been thinking of an au where ragatha and caine are the only people swapped - basically ragatha's the ai and caine's a human now#and ai ragatha's problem was literally That ; just not being good at the one thing you're supposed to do#like fuckin hell turns out if you swap these two there's barely any meaningful change /silly
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percy, mentally ill: I feel like I deserve to die. It's a punishment because im a horrible person. Does that sound crazy?
jason, also mentally ill: No that tracks bro samesies
#just two dumb bitches telling each other /exaaaaactly/#that scene is boo is so funny because it fully treats it as if Percy can read Jason's thoughts the way the reader can#because from Jason's pov it's Percy saying that he thinks deserves to die as a punishment for doing something so terrible#and then Jason THINKS about times when he also felt helpless and wanted to give up and die#and he's literally sympathizing with Percy#but VERBALLY Jason's like: no that's not crazy that makes sense#so now think of this convo from Percy's pov#Percy: I'm a horrible person who deserves to die#Jason: Yeah that makes sense#and then Percy GOES QUIET#it literally reads like Jason affirms Percy's worst thoughts alkfjalkdjflskdjg#its sooo fucking funny in the worst way#pjo#percy jackson#jason grace#mine
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Yall really like these guys with wings so here’s some more doodles! Im busy with commission work and won’t be active for a good while, but I’ll try to post more doodles ever so often. (Ahh the joy of drawing my favorite guys… it fills me with joy.)
#wing au#submas#nimbasa trio#the guys!#still working on coms but like… i miss drawing my comfort characters#i miss my blorbos tail. i miss my blorbos a lot#(the blorbos are refering to two full grown adult ass train men and a gym leader model armed with a murder zebra)#critdraws#art#pokemon#sketches#ingo#emmet#elesa#they have Normal Wings (for now)#if i ever make a wing au elesa’d have emolga wing gliders for one#and for two the twins would have pidgey wings because im funny
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old Obi-Wan is so funny to me because his sass and overall bitchiness is like the last thing he's got and I'm so proud it survived the great depression of his 40s.
#morgs rambles#star wars#obi wan kenobi#this post was originally about how sass and bitchiness are whats left of his charisma pts#and i was going to list all the docks to his stats#which i mean ill put them here because its funny#also eating warm uncooked broccoli as i type this#achievement unlocked! abandonment issues and lack of self worth#achievement unlocked! dead master/parental figure#achievement unlocked! war general ios version 2#achievement unlocked! your child hates you#achievement unlocked! first girlfriend/ first love dead#achievement unlocked! younger sister/ daughter firgure leaves (youll never learn her fate)#achievement unlocked! weird grandfather dead (killed by your child/little brother)#achievement unlocked! complete extended family killed#achievement unlocked! two murder attempts via husband and child#achievement unlocked! friend dies in childbirth#achievement unlocked! small child#achievement unlocked! entire allit persumed dead or hostile#achievement unlocked! friend and friend's planet explodes#achievement unlocked! ghost#anakin skywalker#codywan#ahsoka tano#commander cody#sw rots#rots#sw tcw#twc#new hope
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Tears o'er a tin box Oh, Jesus Christ, he wasn't to know Like a chicken with a fox He couldn't win the war with ego
close-ups below
#cTommy#art#c!tommy#tommyinnit fanart#this took an actual month to finish because i was fighting for my life to pass uni#funny thing THE REFERENCE TO THAT TWO THOUSAND YARD STARE WAS UNINTENTIONALL I SWEAR GUYSSS#HE WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE AN ARMY DREAMERS MUSIC VIDEO REFERENCE#dsmp
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