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annabelle--cane · 6 months ago

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it's funny how wildly vampire media varies on how much blood drinking is lethal. for some vamps, if they get lost in the sauce for even just seven seconds then you are a total goner, absolutely deadzo. for others, they can have a multi minute sloppy slurp sesh with you twice a week for months on end and you only feel a little woozy. the vampire claudia drained her whole boyfriend in less than half a minute but count dracula himself needed like four tries to exsanguinate one teenager with a sleep disorder. one of the many ways in which claudia is superior to dracula.

#claudia ate two whole police officers on her first night of undeath. dracula expected his three weed smoking gfs to share one (1) baby. smh.#vampires #iwtv #dracula #marina marvels at life

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stump-not-found · 2 months ago

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early days shenanigans

shameless fic plug

#billford #gravity falls #stanford pines #bill cipher #gf theseus’ guide #they r silly #i like to imagine that for several years after falling through the portal #ford refuses to get new clothes #anyways chap 4 has some more of these two being silly yay #i'll need to do a whole spin off fic that's just these two being fucking goobers

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paintedcrows · 4 months ago

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they make me feel unwell

(continued: Stan & Young Ford)

#the flip side is that Grunkle Stan and Young!Ford are really funny to draw. But these two? I think about them and start sobbing #anyway been trying to draw a little Time Travel AU stuff. specifically The grunks meeting their 30-something-year-old selves #oldies in the 80s AU #if you will #its like god imagine being completely no contact with your brother and then BAM a guy who has the EXACT relationship you want shows up #and he's being really nice to you and you're pretty sure you've passed out and this is a dream but you really dont want to wake up #and on Ford's side he is suddenly face to face with this really beat up younger version of his brother and its like uh oh! Guilt!#Best behaviour time. cannot be ribbing this one like he would've been if Grunk Stan got injured.#Which only adds to the whole 'I'm bleeding out after being beaten up and this is a fever dream' feeling on Stan's side #cw injury #cw blood #i mean drawn and cartoony but still #gahh kinda want to completely redo this from scratch but tis what it tis #Gravity Falls #Gravity Falls time travel AU #time travel au #is time stuck a specific thing or general term for time travel in the fandom? I feel like its a specific thing.#like how iirc twins in time is when its the baby stans with the older ones. but idkkk idkkkkkkk!!!#GF Fan art #gravity falls fanart #fan art #fanart #Ford pines #grunkle ford #stanford pines #stan pines #stanley pines #mullet stan #young stanley pines #my art

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whitherwanderer · 4 months ago

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--—TOTALITY—--

#ffxiv #ffxiv screenshots #[ edited ]#[ photoshop ]#[ reshade ]#[ custom pose ]#[ the steel hawk ]#i wish i would have recorded this one but oh well #this started as just test shots and then is started fiddling more and more in photoshop...#and then i had a whole ass edit #two edits in a month #please clap #anyway #idk what the eclipse symbolism is #i just knew i wanted a halo #her gf has all the sun symbolism #so i guess this is a case of 'don't look at the hoes i came in with look at me'#sawyer always gets the wild color lighting and i love that for her

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argonblue · 5 months ago

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A few doodles from the other day 🫶

still thinking abt these two and also ruthari, just haven’t had a ton of time to make those thoughts real yet

#man. I blame these two for making me think coffee and tea are romantic #like seriously my gf got coffee and I had a really floral tea and the whole time she was like don’t say it #don’t say ferdibert #fe3h #fe3h fanart #ferdibert #ferdinand fe3h #ferdinand von aegir #hubert fe3h #hubert von vestra #fire emblem three houses #fire emblem three houses fanart

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obisamya · 1 year ago

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Mantis + Emotions GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 3

#gotg #guardians of the galaxy #guardians of the galaxy vol 3 #gotgedit #marveledit #mcuedit #womenofmcu #mantis #pom klementieff #gifs.#guess who has two thumbs & watched gotg 3 yesterday and cried a whole bunch?? this girl 👍😭👍#and yeah mantis is my gf now. yeah.

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inchidentally · 6 months ago

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Oscar… buddy…

from teampiastri81 on ig

#landoscar #man who says I’m happily taken and will be escorting his beautiful gf in a few days #also stares at his teammate through apparently two whole interviews like he is the sun and moon combined

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egginfroggin · 7 days ago

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It may not be a grappling hook but frying pans have violent potential all on their own, frankly

#gf tangled au #eggin creatin'#mabel pines #gravity falls #gravity falls fanart #she deserves a bludgeoning weapon. as a treat #something's a lil different with these last two pictures of Mabel and I'm not sure what #something about the face #like the eyes are shaped or sized differently #and I know I'm drawing her a bit older but still #can't say I dislike it there's something huggable about it I think #but anyway #hm yes musings #I just realized she's holding the frying pan backwards #girl boutta smash a whole crevice into someone's face with that rim

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fairylando · 16 days ago

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tell me these pics aren't the most jayce talis coded thing that ever existed. i'll wait.

#they literally based his arcane persona on him or i can't make it make sense #two overgrown puppies #carlos as jayce agenda #carlos!jayce #arcane au #im just laying the base layer here i need somebody to STEP UP and make an actual au #like with a whole ass hot gf and still only thinks about his twink bf...#I THINK IVE SEEN IT ALL BEFORE #arcane #carlos sainz jr #carlitos #formula 1 #f1 #jayce talis #jayce arcane

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blacknidstang · 1 year ago

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The idea that Sam is mushy pretty baby tormented haunted bambi girl who's entire sense of sanity, reality and self worth depends on whether he STILL is center of Dean's universe can fully coexist with Sam being a complete derranged unhinged blood drinking heart chewing creature with zero regard for morality and other human lives (beside Dean's)

#i think a lot of times i dont agree with “sam is secretly a psycho” takes bc it's framed in a “he is a dom top” sort of way #i mean it in insane stalker yandere gf thst locks you up in her basement #these two are different #wincest #spn #sam winchester #i have a whole essay on this part of sam since ive seen kt being discussed more often and i think we all have a very different view #so it has compelled me to think some on this matter and I'll write it later on

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sableeira · 8 months ago

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based on a real interaction

Dazai: hey, Atsushi can you take a video of me?

Atsushi: sure what do you want me to take a video of, Dazai-san?

Dazai: I want you to take a video of me jumping off this bridge into the water.

Atsushi: HUH?!?

Dazai: don’t worry! I jumped off this bridge before!

Atsushi: how exactly is that supposed to make me worry less?

Dazai: I even tested how shallow the water is!

Atsushi: you mean, you tested out that the water isn’t too shallow, right?

Dazai: …

Atsushi: RIGHT?

#I wanted to draw this but there is too much going on rn #based on a real interaction as in today a guy interrupted a date with my gf for this request ._.#bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd dazai #osamu dazai #atsushi nakajima #bsd atsushi #bsd incorrect quotes #the bridge isn’t too tall but still tall enough for us to be concerned #we did in fact not take the video.#the river he wanted to jump into is a river in a pretty big city and isn’t known for its’ cleanliness :(#also the bridge is right next to a playground. two children stopped to watch someone else take the video of him jumping into the river.#afterwards he stopped other people for a second video #my gf and I both thought this is something Dazai would do. So here is the post #only the last part is a bit altered. he allegedly did check beforehand that the water is deep enough.#10 minutes later a whole other guy just sat on the edge of the bridge letting his feet casually dangle and enjoying the setting sun #I would have been more concerned if I didn’t see this other guy survive the jump twice 10 mins earlier

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milesplayshu · 4 months ago

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actually despise star wars jedi survivor

#THE WHOLE BETRAYAL STORYLINE MAKES NO SENSE #TWO FIGHTS IN A ROW SCRIPTED TO LOSE #fucking darth vader having plot armor even though i beat him fair and square #ONE MORE woman of color dying to bucket head #like why why why who wrote this #i massacre like 4000 soldiers its okay and fine #im about to kill their COMMANDER and merrin is like noooo you have to be better than him :(#MERRIN! THE DEATH WITCH!#jedi survivor #also theres zero chemistry w merrin and yet i keep having to kiss her #its not that i dont like her shes cool but thats my homie not my goth gf #i hate it here so fucking much #i hate kata and her stupid fucking haircut

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clowningcrows · 17 days ago

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little mister growing into his boyhood aka i just got my first pair of cargo shorts that i *will* be wearing in january in the colder temperatures while i walk to class