#two on the aisle

[anothermessagetoyou]

'The only quality that endures in art is a personal vision of the world. Methods are transient: personality is enduring' -- Edward Hopper

[alwayshinny]

Happy Hinny Day 💍 - The One Where They Say I Do

Neville had mentioned to Ginny how Professor Sprout had received a letter from James asking her for gardening tips to make the flowers blossom every year with little to no maintenance. That gave Ginny an idea. She wanted Harry to have a symbolic way to carry a piece of his parents with him and decided to make him a boutonnière from the flowers at Potters home in Godric's Hollow.

Just before the ceremony, she gave it to him. They stood back to back so they wouldn’t see each other. She couldn’t see his reaction, but she felt it in the way he clutched her hand, leaned against her, and whispered, “I love you so much.”

[vizuart]

Edward Hopper - Two On The Aisle (1927)

[essektheylyss]

okay re: my tags on the smartypants post the thing about standardizing the grocery store is that on the most basic level, you will fall into the "there are now 15 sets of standards" problem. but on a more practical level, you can't do it to begin with because there are major regional and cultural differences in both volume of demand for different food products as well as different conceptualizations of those products and their categorical relationships to one another, which is a major part of the reason grocery stores are not standardized in the first place. you also if course run into further trouble if you're considering more culturally specific grocery stores, especially ones with specific dietary requirements, in which case you will REALLY run into the "there are now 15 sets of standards" problem.

but it does pain me, because it has resulted in my biggest day-to-day pet peeve, which is that in Seattle, where there are no Italians, THE ENTIRE ARRAY OF CANNED TOMATOES ARE NOT WITH CANNED VEGETABLES. THEY ARE IN THE ETHNIC AISLE.

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

totally unserious take on a chaggie wedding XD inspired by @tiny-feisty-gay's glorious idea of carmilla giving vaggie away XD XD

Carmilla: "....."

Vaggie: (dressed to get hitched) (half way out a window)

Carmilla: "...am I interrupting?"

Vaggie: "Miss Carmine, uh- No, I was just. Gonna get some air..."

Carmilla: "Two minutes before your wedding."

Vaggie: "That's- that's why I need the air."

Carmilla: "And when you don't return from your 'air getting', what exactly would you like me to say to your heartbroken bride?"

Vaggie: ".... I..."

Carmilla: "Come along." (hooks vaggie by the arm and pulls her casually away from the window) "You can explain it all to me on the way."

Vaggie: "The way- the- the way WHERE?"

Carmilla: "To the wedding arch, where your reformed snake man is waiting to officiate your vows with the princess of hell." (lifts eyebrow) "I did you both a rather large favor by helping your fight against heaven. I am calling in that favor now, and you will allow me to walk you down the aisle."

Vaggie: "Oh no."

Carmilla: "Oh yes."

Vaggie: "Wait." (digging in her heels) (getting dragged anyway) "Wait!"

Carmilla: "Why should I."

Vaggie: "The wedding- I can't."

Carmilla: "Then face her and tell her so."

Vaggie: "That’s not what-"

Carmilla: "Did you ask her to be here today?"

Vaggie: "W-we asked each other..."

Carmilla: "So you at least owe her that much. You can say whatever you like once you reach the arch, but you should at least meet her there. Don't you think?"

Vaggie: "..."

Vaggie: "You're right." (squares shoulders) "You're right- I should. And. I've been practicing the vows for weeks. I should just. Say them."

Carmilla: "Good." (at the doors) "Ready?"

Vaggie: (breathes out) "...ready."

Carmilla: (walks them out the doors and towards the aisle)

Vaggie: "-im not ready im not ready."

Carmilla: "Too late."

Vaggie: (whisper yelling) "Turn left! Left! Left left left!"

Carmilla: "No."

Vaggie: "Miss Carmine- please-"

Carmilla: "No.” (effortless marches vaggie forward) “If you didn't want me interfering with your life then you shouldn't have come asking me for help in the first place."

Vaggie: "I ASKED? I only asked you to teach me how to kill angels!"

Carmilla: "And I only agreed to teach you when you said you were looking to protect those you love. Now I have another lesson for you."

Vaggie: "This isn't the time-"

Carmilla: "Hush. You need to kill the angel in your head."

Vaggie: "The what?"

Carmilla: "The voice screaming at your about worthiness instead of love- kill it. Kill it before it breaks the heart of the woman that you love."

Vaggie: "How can I- but it's not wrong. And it's, me."

Carmilla: "And you are the one she asked to be here. Look. She's waiting for you."

Vaggie: "Charlie..."

Vaggie: “……”

Vaggie: "....she's loves people, e-even when they don't deserve it."

Carmilla: "Your entire hotel is built on proving that a lie. Are you willing to fight for her or not?"

Vaggie: "Yes! With my life, no matter what-"

Carmilla: "Then fight for her. Fight yourself, for her, or you will be the one to hurt her."

Vaggie: "....what if I lose? What I.. if she..."

Carmilla: "You can't be ready to fight a battle if you're not ready to risk losing it. Is her happiness worth that risk to you?"

Vaggie: "More than anything."

Carmilla: (as they reach the arch) (whispering) "Then you are ready."

At the arch

Charlie: "VAGGIE!” (grinning) “H-hi!!!"

Vaggie: (smiling) (melting) "Hey, sweetie." (hesitates) "…one second?"

Charlie: "? Okay!!!!!!"

Vaggie: (turns to Carmilla) "Can I hug you."

Carmilla: "You may."

Vaggie: (hugs her stiffly) "Thank you."

Charlie: (also quickly hugging them both) “I don’t know why exactly but thank you so much too!” (backs off again) "Sorry!"

Carmilla: (smiling) (hugs vaggie back warmly) "Enough.” (pushing away) “Go, now. Fight."

Vaggie: "I will.”

Vaggie: (turning to Charlie) (taking her hands) "I always will."

Charlie: (grinning) “With me? As partners?”

Vaggie: “And for you. For as long as you want, and longer. You’ve-” (voice breaks) “… you’ve been stuck with me for while already, Charlie Morningstar.”

Charlie: (tearing up) “So’ve you. And I will too. Um.” (blinking hard) “Vaggie… Morningstar?”

Vaggie: (choked laugh) “Getting ahead of the ceremony, babe, but yeah. Almost.”

Charlie: “Okay.” (sniffling) (Smiling) “Then- oh, thanks Razzle. Uh.” (at vaggie) “Gimme one sec?”

Vaggie: “Take as many as you want, it’s our ceremony after all.”

Charlie: “R-right.” (quickly dabs at eyes with handkerchief Razzle gave her before handing it back) “Then, um, that’s enough ceremony for me, to be honest. You’re enough- you’re all I wanted out of this whole wedding thing anyway, Vaggie.”

Vaggie: “…yeah?”

Charlie: “Yes.”

Vaggie: “Same. I- yeah… you..” (clears throat) “Same here.”

Charlie: “Yeah..?”

Vaggie: “Yes.”

Sir Pentious: “Awwwww.”

Sir Pentious: “…..ah.”

Sir Pentious: (shuffling note cards) “Ah, ahhh… errhm… wasss that, in the vowsss?”

Charlie: (giggling) “Well it is now~”

Vaggie: “Whoops.”

Sir Pentious: “Ah, my apologiessss !” (shuffling frantically) “I- I musssst have missssed, the update- ah, errr-”

Charlie: (laughing) “You didn’t miss anything, Pen, don’t worry!”

Vaggie: “Go ahead Pentious.” (squeezes Charlie’s hands) “We’re ready.”

Charlie: “Heh.” (squeezes back) “We.” (still kinda crying)

Sir Pentious: “Oh yess! Hmmm.”

Sir Pentious: (stares at disorganized notes)

Sir Pentious: “Dearly damned and other demons, sinners, winners, whatevers! We are gathered here today to…! To….” (flips card) “…to kiss- the, ah… brides?”

Angel Dust: “What, kiss them? ALL of us assholes? That’ll take a bit.” (ginning) “Hold onto ya lips, toots!”

Husk: “Pass.”

Alastor: “I must most strenuously decline, ha ha~!”

Niffty: “KISS THE BRIDES! KISS THE BRIDES!” (giggling)“Your death swift would be SWIFT and BRUTAL! And go GREAT with the decorations!”

Cherri: (cackling) (hollering) “You better not, Penny, you’d better not!”

Sir Pentious: “N-NO CHERRI I SSSSWEAR I WOULD NEVER-!”

Sir Pentious: “Oh… ah…”

Sir Pentius: “…they sssseem to be preoccupied with each other, in any case… erm.”

Sir Pentious: “Congratulassshtionsss?”

Charggie: (thumbs up) (still kinda kissing) (still kinda laughing and crying too)

meanwhile

Lucifer in the background: (HOWLING TEARS OF JOY INTO HIS HAT)

Ozzie: (same situation but with Fizzie instead of a hat)

Carmilla: (stiffly but sympathetically patting them both on the head)

Clara & Odette: (waving a pair of lesbian and bisexual flags & holding up a 10/10 score card respectively)

Clara: “…”

Clara: “…what about the rings?”

KeeKee: (walks over) (WRETCHES) (licks paw) (walks off)

Clara & Odette: (stare blankly)

Clara: “…… did the demon cat just cough up their wedding bands.”

Odette: “Apparently.”

Clara: “Aww. That’s really gross.”

Odette: “Don’t be homophobic at the gay wedding, Clara.”

Clara: “I’d never be homophobic at OUR sister’s marriage, Oddy.” (elbows her) “You know what this means?”

Odette: “Finally you are not my default favorite sister. I have to actively choose you, and the privilege can be revoked.”

Clara: “And mom can’t guilt us about wanting to walk a daughter down the aisle anymore.”

Odette: “….”

Odettte: (revises her score cards to say 100/10 instead)

[greypetrel]

From the face of someone who is just about to tell you everything you didn't want to know on horses, to let's give Josephine other 2 weeks to try and teach her to fake a smile. She's trying. ⭐️

Thank you @necromosss for the template! Found here

[chirpsythismorning]

Mike Wheeler and Will Byers… Run.

[ziorite]

what’s gayer folks, doing it in the ass or arguing with another man about how he abandoned you and your son in the middle of a grocery store?

bonus: buck trying to discuss visitation like he’s christopher’s dad and not just eddie’s friend

[aislingsurrow]

From black I awoke to gold. The Khert! That unseeable arbiter to whom I had for a lifetime sung my spells, at last had a face. And how it beamed!

Around me hovered its golden servants, attentive to the needs of the disoriented dead.

Seafloor's Saint's Wake Challenge-> Magic Spell

My entry for the Saint's Wake Challenge- Aisling cosplaying as a Squish (a type of ghost) from Unsounded! My absolute favorite ever webcomic! And considering these are all in-game items, this also counts for...

Glamtober

Day 31

Spiritual/Supernatural

@tsupertsundere encouraged me to make it to Living Memory to take these, and the encouragement made me finally get there. I was stalled out at the Squapes for months lol.

Originally i took a version of this in the Dead Ends- here's an extra!

Happy Halloween!

[cyberspacebear]

i finished this painting and all i felt was hollow. which is fitting. curse of aimen

[kyojurotrans]

HELLOOOO sorry for not posting I'm mainly on twitter and i prefer to keep my other socials more "pretty"

anyways, here's a love you to death - type o negative, 1996 piece

[fullofdelightt]

caleb most definitely does all of the grocery shopping in your relationship. in what world would he want you going out in public (even to the grocery store without being dolled up at all) and potentially catching the eyes of someone else or leaving his side. he even keeps track of a grocery list compiled by the two of you.

however, when he’s not alone he’s with you- pushing the shopping cart around, bagging the items for you in the checkout line, and clinging the whole time.

[askblueandviolet]

Ask Box for Macaque is Open!

Hey guys!!! It's been a while huh? Well I'm back at it again and there are going to be a few changes in terms of the drawing style from now on!

Looking back on the previous asks from the past few chapters, I've realised the drawings have become more and more stiff and there's less individuality in them. For the most part, it's because copy and pasting the same drawings (and tweaking the poses a little) saves time and energy for me. But I've decided that in order to bring some more life into these drawings, I need to cut back on a few things in terms of how I actually draw stylewise :'))). It will make more sense when I actually start answering asks and you can see the difference more clearly.

Also, the previous drawings had all been done on my phone with my finger! Lately however I've been using my drawing tablet for drawing, so that has also contributed to the style change.

Thanks for all the support everyone, the ask box is officially open once again!

Update: Ask Box is now closed :)))

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[greypetrel]

Next-gen Triumvirate 🌋🏴‍☠️🦅

Day 5 of OC Kiss Week, 14 of Kiss Art February. When the prompt list put The Reluctant Bride by Auguste Toulmouche, I knew the one in the centre had to be Niamh. The death glare was hers. Adding the other two teen blorbos: Adriel, belonging to @dungeons-and-dragon-age, and Fluffy the Harpy of @cao-the-dreamer. Surprise! :P

Niamh's not waiting to be married off (if she was, I guess the poor groom just said he had to go back home, the dog ate his homework and his grandma died, he can't do it, he's sorry), but they're clearly plotting something all together. Revenge, world conquer, a raid in the kitchen to get the full cake which just came out of the oven, your choice.

[blenselche]

context: male wolf spiders purr! And "do little dance"s to impress mates. The purring isn't really audible, it's more of a vibrational thing, so Fern would just turn into one of those Sharper Image recliners.

cc under cut

Finn: are you purring? over footsie?

HW: cute

Fern: I CANT HELP IT!

HW: are you going to do a little dance for us next?

[buttercup-barf]

No lack of party rocking in the house tonight will stop me from at least trying to draw. Thanks to whoever sent me these two anons on my main. :-)