#two birds one stone }

[saltedeggwhites]

[daily-isabeau]

“How can such a small hand do that much damage...”

[catboy-medic-tf2]

cat medic? tell us about your love for birds )

You may now listen to the man infodump

(also, sorry this took so long)

I thought this ask would be the perfect way to kill two birds with one stone, as it also shows the medic’s relationship with his birds, so I can count it as part of TFtober

[pianokantzart]

Regarding your post on Bowser’s line, how would you want it to be addressed?

Either by Bowser targeting Luigi in order to follow through with his threat, or by Luigi being extra anxious about being used against his sibling. That line indicated that Bowser suspected from the beginning that Luigi, as Mario's brother, would be a point of emotional weakness. Now that he's witnessed the lengths they will go to protect each other, Bowser might be all the more inclined to make use of what he now knows for certain.

[thelibraryofalexandriastillburns]

they didn’t mention skaro when they were bringing planets back... you know what that means? DALEKS ARE DEAD UNTIL THE NEXT STUPID WAY THEY BRING THEMSELVES BACK WOOOOO

[elsewhereuniversity]

Until I have broken the curse that is on me I may possess nothing of my own; so will you lend me a charm, Archivist, that will help me break it?

Oh, vicious. Alright, let’s try a little fuckery. Do you trust me? You have to trust me for this; the curse can’t know what’s going on. It is probably going to suck, and I wish I could give you better warning. But it will be okay.

 Here is a charm, but not for you; it is merely a loan, I want it back later, you don’t posses it. It’s a ring set with a cracked ametrine, one of four, and you should put it on.

Great, okay. Ametrine, for lack of a better name for you: it was a clever little trick, hiding your consciousnesses within the ring. You took a lot of care to hide. It took me a little bit to figure out what your deal was: ‘the one with ametrine will leave it’s mark’, indeed. The other three only offer their wearer a new form, but you piggyback right into the mind.

Here’s the thing: the student you’ve just hijaacked is cursed, and the curse doesn’t quite know what to do with you yet. You’ve got, oh, two hours or so before it decides you’re the same person now, and then it will apply itself to you. And when it does, my friend, it’s going to leave you up shit creek without a paddle, and more importantly, without either a new body or a ring to hide in, because under this curse you can possess nothing at all, and without what you posses, you are nothing.

You have three options here. You can scurry back into your ring to hide, and I’ll send it to the smiths to finish the job of melting it. You can stay until the curse figures you out, at which point you’ll dissolve like the morning mist - the student would still be cursed, but we can always figure something else out for them. Or you can apply your evident skill with charms to breaking the curse while you still have time, and I give you my word that I will see a body built just for you, a lifelike facsimile covering a core of engraved deer bones and braided lilac boughs and copper veins. There have been stranger things made here, and stranger creatures welcomed. You are merely desperate to keep living; I will not hold that alone against you. I can relate.

(Do not for a second think there is a fourth option. The Pages are on their way here, and they will be standing by to wrestle the ring back off this student’s finger if you consider for a second overstaying your welcome. That brings us right back to option A, where you are melted.)

[strqyr]

. . . wait. "if you don't know where the relic is, then we have nothing left to talk about." <- a scene that happens after tai's "i've got to look after some things."

raven doesn't know and qrow's not giving that information away easily, but he knows that tai's on an assignment. did they move the relic / the vault after summer's disappearance as a precaution? sure, they assumed her dead, but one can never be too sure; she could have been captured, tortured for information, etc.

it's better to be safe than sorry.

[bonzlydoo]

And they were roommates...

[rosymiel]

scratch that about getting a job, i rescinded my acceptance of the job offer because it wasn’t enough hours. now two days later i just secured an interview with something relevant to my field, is full time, and pays $10 more an hour

[wtfisgoinonrightnow]

Bird one: uh oh

Bird two: don't worry, he only has one stone!

[haveyoureadthisfanfic]

Summary: Dimple takes advantage of Reigen's charitability. Unfortunate discoveries are made, cigarettes are smoked, sheets are ruined.

Author: @catchinghammers

[hunterisnearme]

Director Of Land Development please 🙏

who would win

[oreganocure]

[pikminapplebloom]

when the doctor tells you to “eat plenty of vegetables and drink plenty of fluids”

[gladosluver]

Since youre like, the biggest Student Council fan I know. What are your sexuality hc's for them? 😈 i need to be informed

[gay bitch screaming loud as hell emoji]

this is so funny that im doing this when im unsure of my own sexuality. at this point i think im "idfc about gender just whoever is as crazy as i am" -sexual

[stares at you with my GAY eyes] youre all trans now

[whoops-lost-the-ranger]

Two Birds One Stone was finicking around with some void fluid and whoops

It created a shockwave hit her closest neighbor as well, Towering Peaks.