#twitter is so far gone

[vilsoo]

dont piss me off… why tf do these npcs think bayonetta is a style and label asian ppl wearing rimless glasses “bayonetta” ??? 😭😭😭😭

[k2ulhu]

hulu was doing live coverage of the election until 2:00am, at which point my power randomly went out and when I reopened the hulu app on my tv the election coverage was replaced with

[ahotknife]

there's a sweet spot to going viral. like there's a point where the commentary you're getting is funny and sometimes insightful and it's doing just enough numbers that people are engaging with your other content & you're having fun with it. and then suddenly it goes too far and next thing you know people are calling you a fascist for liking jeans.

[ying-doodles]

// webtoon spoilers (ep 131)

wow they really changed things up in the adaptation in this arc but I'm loving everything they changed!! I'm so happy!! :D

for example, more of suho's parents dhdjkdksk!!

they're both so funny tho suho is definitely their child www- (suho definitely got the iron face from his dad tho. like look at him.)

also baby suho tho omg he's so cute-

[rainingincale]

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[gurorori]

haha oh no im definitely not at all disturbed by the prevalence of leftists on all platforms who are loudly 'anti-genocide' when it comes to the palestinian cause (and a couple others at best :3c) yet the only time ukraine [ʊkrɐˈjinɐ] leaves their mouths is in critique, in stark comparison to the former or in complaint about their (american) government sending aid.

at first what i saw often was pointing out the differences in western media framing [ukraine vs palestine], and that's fair (until the words and the agenda of western journalists are used to paint, as a whole, ukrainians who have been actively going through genocide as some kind of white supremacists hogging the blanket of global attention when they kinda just want to live and have the rights to their own land, culture, names and families)

but no one is even caring to do that anymore, today bitches just invent metaphorical scenarios and people to get mad at and to throw an entire ethnos away because wahhhh i decided that you care for X but not for Y!!!.... all while doing the exact thing they are condemning. the exact absolute same and they don't even hide it but do lack the self-awareness to realise

[blackbirdffxiv]

A bit of rambling, and maybe I'm speaking too soon, but so far I've had a more enjoyable time back on Tumblr in the week I've been back since I quit seriously being on here three years ago, than the three years I've spent on twitter. And I'm still dealing with the shellshock.

Coming from twitter, I am used to people being absolutely so volatile that I actually became afraid to even say hello to people because I never knew what I was going to be met with.

And here I've had people message me such nice things and just act polite to me if I asked them something, and I've just been so used to people acting needlessly rude or defensive that having people actually be nice/courteous made me double-take.

On top of all of it, it actually feels like I can share Ellie's lore with no shame or fear of embarrassment because someone will call her cringe or something, or worse, say she's not a valid character because she bends the lore in a lot of places.

TLDR: I've only been on tumblr for less than a week but the sheer difference between here and my experience on twitter is such a culture shock, it's hard for me to process that people here are just nicer, if not that then far more patient and understanding.

[tomfrogisblue]

everytime I open my phone to do my little qsmp social media enjoying, I am hit in the face with three (3) new weird pieces of bullshit

[risingsunresistance]

twitter is entering their "rts > likes" phase now that likes are private after they spent years calling us ungrateful for being demotivated by ratios lmao

[thawthebeez]

saw a post on twitter abt tobio coming home after practice to an empty house (absent parents, kazuyo gone, miwa busy with studies) and i can't help but think that after a while he stopped announcing it when he returned. no longer would he walk in and call out an "i'm home" he'd just drop his bag by the door and head to his room or the kitchen or wherever. and maybe this routine sticks with him late into his adulthood and he ends up sharing an apartment with shouyou (or anyone, but i'm weak for kghn) and shouyou is left wondering why tobio doesn't announce when he gets home, he just lets the door slam shut and leaves it at that. like there have been a couple times where tobio's scared the shit out of shouyou because the door closed quietly and he didn't hear him walk in. so maybe one day shouyou asks why tobio doesn't say anything and tobio just kinda shrugs it off because he doesn't really remember why himself, but eventually he gets back into the habit of calling out a quick "i'm home" as he sets his bag down and it just becomes another "i'm here" moment for them and suddenly i feel so sick i hate them i hate them i hate them

[420blazethecat]

sonic twitter takeover 6 summary

[toa-archive]

Currently on the Archive:

At least three twitter accounts have been wiped due to artists understandably not feeling comfortable with the shitshow Elon is causing leading to a scramble to preserve as much as possible

One storyboard artist's website is offline, another's security certificate has expired (Less worried about that one) and one artist removed the entire section of Production art with 3Below

One website lost artwork during a revamp though thankfully was able to track it down again on a non-english fan account

One website keeps getting jiggled so frequently everything is saved off just to be safe at this point. Some works have never reappeared nor were caught

Discord/google caches aren't even lasting an hour after an account wipe which when you factor in instagram refreshes (And sometimes twitter) are so hit and miss meaning things vanishing aren't always caught as fast as they might have been

Youtube is still nuking ToA content usually because of false copyright claims meaning things that end are being lost

Regular website reshuffles leading to storyboard sequences/artwork vanishing that might not have been elsewhere. STILL sad about the loss of the Gumm-Gumms riding Stalklings while chasing Strickler and Barbara but after being uploaded for at least 4 years it seemed safe... Until it wasn't

This user is Very Stressed and this is before real life obligations. It's very hectic right now.

[deadthehype]

Drake - November 18th (Chuck Inglish Remix)

[dennisboobs]

this is genuinely... so funny to me. like the hilarity of copypasting rational tweets. i'm literally right. it's not even a funny copypasta because it's literally just. objectively correct. it's a criticism of twitter culture and that makes it funny to you because...... god forbid you actually have empathy for other people. caring is for losers if you're on twitter dot com, you have to be snarky and funny at all times.

[fatherbrat]

when you and eren broke up you blocked him on everything. instagram, twitter, gmail, spotify, cashapp, everything. you said that break up was gonna be the last one, and you meant it. so how did you end up here? in the backseat of connie’s car, with eren’s cock buried deep in your cunt and his hands cupping your face. “you’re fuckin’ mine forever,” he murmurs, and you can feel how much he means it, his desperation. you should tell him no, that after this you’ll never speak to him again. but you’re too far gone; cock-drunk and stupid, babbling nonsense about needing him to go faster, harder, deeper. he laughs, actually laughs at you. tells you how he just knew you’d come around, you’re made for him after all (at least, your pussy is). and as you reach your climax, gasping and moaning his name, you just know you never should have tried to break up with him in the first place.

[yawnderu]

There's only 3 people Simon follows on social media. Gaz, Soap... and a pornstar he's been obsessed with for months.

He loves coming back from missions and seeing you promoting your new content on Twitter, always getting fucked by a different person— never the same man or woman twice.

He'd be lying if he said he doesn't think he can fuck you better than the men jackhammering into you without care, or the women who keep staring at the camera rather than focusing on your lovely body. He could do it so much better, stuffing your pretty cunt full of eight inches of thick, veiny meat.

Warm water runs down his body as he rubs his throbbing cock, calloused hands toying with the angry, red tip before he smears it all over his shaft, almost cumming at the wet sound that rings around the shower when he jerks off again.

His leaking precum sticks to his hand, begging him to keep going while he scrolls down your Twitter. Half-lidded brown eyes struggle to stay open when he sees a new photo of you, groaning at the way your bright smile overpowers the thick cum smeared all over your lovely tits, looking so proud of finishing another man off and getting marked.

His boner is almost painful at this point. He's sure his arm is going to get a cramp after this, but he's too far gone to care.

Simon's fantasies run wild as he keeps scrolling and liking your new content. He's barely lucid enough to register the newest video, looking at the skimpy clothing you're wearing being ripped off by an older man, cock thrusting into you wildly, almost punishingly. There's nothing more lovely than your expression when you get penetrated, wide eyes looking at the camera and pretty lips turned into an "o" shape before you smile, clearly enjoying every single inch of meat stuffed into your needy cunt.

“Fuck.” His hand works faster down his shaft, the familiar tight feeling in his heavy balls returning while he lets out a low moan. A tidal wave of euphoria hits him when his half-lidded brown eyes return to the video, muscles flexing and tensing up as he releases thick ropes of cum onto the floor, letting the water wash it away.

His hips buck uncontrollably as he squeezes the last drops of thick cum out of his cock with a couple of low groans, hand finally slowing down.

His muscles finally relax, chest rising up and down while he tries to recover from the intense orgasm. He can't help but look at the ropes of release being washed away, secretly hoping they were in you instead.

His phone vibrates in his hand, and he immediately looks at it with a raised eyebrow, breath catching in his throat when he reads the notification announcing that you follow him back.

Part II | Part III