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[i-am-a-secret-ssshhh]

Obey Me X Twisted Wonderland Prompt (Solomon X MC)

So, this takes place if MC is in Twisted Wonderland after Obey Me (this could be after Nightbringer, or the original timeline, it's up to you).

Basically, MC has magic, but chooses not to use it in classes to ensure that Grim has a place at NRC, because they got attached to Grim. They'll use bits and pieces of magic, especially in Overblots, but nothing that seems overly obvious that they're using magic.

However, it could be that Solomon ended up in Twisted Wonderland too, but at RSA. Solomon is super morally grey, that's canon, so likely, that there will be little to no influence of good on him, because he's Solomon.

Perhaps he sees MC during book 5 (the SDC/VDC) and approaches them, but I think it would be hilarious if he saw them, and then didn't approach them. Instead, asking to transfer to NRC.

It would be so funny if he just showed up one day at their dorm, as the newest Ramshackle Student (per his request, and yes he did either threaten or bribe Crowley, you get to pick).

Obviously, MC is ecstatic! Solomon, their friend/boyfriend/significant other/fiance/husband/life partner is with them once again. They missed him for fucks sake! And now they aren't alone.

However, I would like to add onto this. I imagine, MC and Solomon don't advertise their relationship. Obviously, they are super close. They're somewhat affectionate. But everyone could write this off as, oh, they're excited to have a new student in their dorm. Or, oh, they're excited to see their friend again.

So, imagine, the angst one could write when the Twisted Wonderland characters realize that MC and Solomon are in a relationship. Or, the hilarity when MC just drops the bomb that, oh yeah, Solomon and them are together.

[maopll]

"Wait...you've been kissing the same spot!"

"You know very well why I am doing this dear"

It just started with a small information which you learned from some of your friends. They were bragging about how the moles and birthmarks in your body represent the places your past lover kissed you.

A harmless one right? you told it to your boyfriend and let's say he was feeling quite a mix of emotions then.

"I would like to see the places where you have those, you don't mind it, do you, my dear ?" Although his tone was gentle, his eyes were speaking a different tale. The emphasis on the word 'my dear' sent chills down your spine.

Not even a minute had passed from you showing him the moles and marks around your body, that he tackles them with ferverent yet soft kisses. As if he was trying to replace your past lovers trace with only his ...

"It is good to see that you had a past lover who clearly loved you a lot..." he looked at you through half lidded eyes

with a particularly rough kiss on the birthmark on your chest , he whispered

"But I'd rather you don't mention them again"

— wriothesley, NEUVILLETTE, ZHONGLI, diluc, CHILDE, AYATO, kaeya, alhaitham, VIL, MALLEUS, leona, AZUL, dan heng, BLADE, JING YUAN, luocha, dr ratio, sampo, diavolo, MAMMON, lucifer, satan, BEELZEBUB

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© 2024 maopll. do not copy, repost or modify my work in any form

[itznothingreally]

Imagine dying and getting isekai'd to your favorite character's world. You two become friends, fall in love, and then, all of a sudden, their world realizes an error, and you get killed off on your first anniversary with him. Then you wake up in your old body, realizing that you never died and that you survived but were comatose.

Everything that happened was merely a dream, a mirage of what you desire. Unbeknownst to you everything is real for them, your death is real for them. You lie there on the cold concrete, blood pooling underneath you. They rush over to you and caress your face gently as they call out your name desperately. They can't wrap their head around the fact that you were no longer here, one moment you were there smiling at them and the next, you were gone.

You sat on your hospital bed, clueless of the devastation you've left behind. Your dream was beautiful yet painful in the end. As days passed, you slowly forgot the dream and gradually recovered from your injuries, continuing on with your life.

What a tragic ending to your beautiful love story that you no longer remember.

[mourningwings]

. . . ꨄ a yearning man ;

(nsfw character insert)

he does not deserve you. but he wants you.

gods be damned, did he want you.

and truly, he did have you, but only in the ways you’d allow. the ways he would always follow because it was you, because it was by your hand, but never how he yearned.

never how he yearned to taste or touch you like a man starved.

never how, if you would only let him, let him love you instead of the easy fucking you did on occasion, he yearned to kneel between your legs and take you straight to heaven above, nose right to your nethers as your head might tip back enough to see stars.

never how he yearned to map your body out with his tongue, understanding it like his own as he took you to tears and reduced you to begging for the pleasure he’d grace you with over and over and over again.

you deserved even a yearning man, he thinks.

— asmodeus, barbatos, blade, childe, diluc, kaedehara kazuha, kamisato ayato, malleus draconia, neuvillette, pierro, simeon, welt, zhongli (or whoever you'd like!)

heavensfqll Ⓒ 2O23

[twistedwonderlandshenanigans]

I Need Help (Emergency Writing Commissions)

I hate asking for help, and I know a lot of my readers are minors and may not be able to.

My student loans haven't come in, and I've been picking up shifts whenever I can, but it's not enough. One of my roommates that I moved into a new place with left, and even though her name is on the lease, she didn't sign it so she's really not obligated to pay, from my understanding.

If I pay my normal rent amount, I will have less than $5 in my bank account to live off of for the next 2 weeks until my paycheck comes in.

I haven't even really been eating, I drink coffee to make it through a day and sleep off hunger when I can, I haven't been grocery shopping in almost 3 months.

My other roommate said she can get her parents to help with covering the additional cost, but obviously I don't want it to all fall to her as she's in a similar position.

I would ask my parents, but we are not on good terms at the moment.

I can't do much more than ask for help at this point.

Commission Info

I will be writing for Obey Me and for TWST

$5 - Short headcanons post either to worldbuild, x reader, or x another character. Every other character will add another $3. (EX. "Boyfriend headcanons Ace x reader" is $5, adding Deuce would make it $8)

$8 - Scenario/drabble either, x reader, (that is OLD writing, I promise I've improved), x another character, or as a one shot. Please specify what genre you want it to be. (EX. "Going skiing with Jack, platonic fluff" or "Yandere Asmodeus, self-reflection themed, angst/horror")

$15 - I'll worldbuild an au of your choice given a trope or relationship you'd like to explore. (EX. Coffeeshop AU, enemies to lovers) or if you'd prefer headcanons per character. For $15 I'll write about 3 characters that you either request or you allow me to choose. If you want a post like this one, with worldbuilding, every character, etc., DM me so we can figure out details. Limits: I write a lot of dead dove and angst, neither of those bother me all that much, but I do have the right to reject/refund a commission if I don't feel comfortable writing it.

If you are interested in NSFW content, please DM me so I can confirm you are not a minor, and then I can send you examples from my Obey Me blog. Payment: While donations are appreciated, half of the payment for a commission that is more than $10 can be paid before, and the other half will be transferred after. For anything less than $10, you will have your piece before the end of the day.

I'm so sorry, I feel incredibly guilty for asking for help, but if you can, here's

My p*ypal

Or if etransfer is easier (Canada) you can dm me for my email.

Every dollar helps.

Thank you, and please reblog if possible.

[inuiiwonderland]

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[sheep-from-rad]

There's a lot of fic that I want to write but I can't write yet cause I'm busy studying:

The chances of Malleus and Diavolo getting along is low. Not like low (without hope) chance of low but low (walking on eggshells kind of low). It's not because faes and demons are different creatures despite them being both mischievous, it's because of the history of Devildom.

Obey me Nightbringer spoilers!

In Nightbringer, we learnt that Devildom used to belong to a fairy king. That fairy king drank the wine that a demon gave him without knowing that the wine contains demon blood that caused the fairy king's slumber. Later on, the demon stole the land of the fairy king and became the first king of Devildom.

Sure Malleus and Diavolo can get along because Diavolo gets along with everyone but what about their attendants? Barbatos and Lilia are both cunning. I can just imagine them being like some kind of frenemies.

anyway, enough the rambling. I need to play more Twisted Wonderland so I can connect my plots.

[cupids-chamber]

— "COMFORTING EMBRACE " • Commissioned by @liliths-missing-pen ♡ Fluff / Gender neutral reader

— MAMMON "

“Oya human— !” he calls out to you from across the hallway, “Wait there!” he says, as he waltzes his way up to you, a slightly irritated look on his face, he takes a deep breath, “Have ya’ been taking care of yourself?” he asks, scanning your face and cupping your cheeks. His face seemed to display a worried expression, “You look more tired than usual” he murmurs the words, looking at you with a soft gaze, noticing the eye bags under your eyes, he whispers “Have ya’ been sleeping?” 

He waits for your response, and sighs deeply when you don’t respond, ‘this won't do’, he thinks to himself, picking you up slightly, “The great Mammon—your lover, demands you to sleep! Ya’ won’t be feeling so good if this continues—” he takes a deep breath, “In fact you don’t look like you’re in good shape right now either!”, he had a point— you were terribly busy with exams and more, you haven’t been sleeping properly, nor eating meals consistently, your schedule was in literal shambles. 

“You’re my human.. The great Mammon’s, one and only human, ya’ can’t die on me yet!—” he exclaimed, with a dramatic sigh, “We’re gonna take a break today, together!” he states firmly, “—So like a date?” you ask, finally responding to the demon, “Y-yea like a date! So, get ready!” 

— ACE TRAPPOLA "

The half eaten cherry pie was long forgotten and left at the tea table, the TV playing some random children's movie, as you and Ace were seated on the couch, you huddled into his warm embrace as he let out a few pleasant hums, “Feeling better?—” he asked, his voice was soothing, much softer and calming than usual. 

Ace noticed that you were beyond tired— slightly burned out even, he knew that this week was a big and eventful one for you, and he couldn't help but grow worried for your health, as he noticed your schedule growing more and more full. He finally decided to take it upon himself, to get you to relax, when he noticed you struggling to keep awake in what was once your favorite class. 

After that, he planned a day off, and randomly showed up to your dorm, with an abundance of cooking supplies and ingredients, simply stating “Let’s bake a pie!”. From there your partner made light hearted jokes, slowly getting you to open up about your week, and the stress— It’s been an entire week since he saw you smile so freely, not forcing it open yourself to put up a front for someone— he felt fulfilled as he watched you play around with him in the kitchen, like little children the two of you lost yourself in time, and before you knew it, you were in his arms, dozing off. 

As your eyes threaten to close, and sleep almost taking over your features, you mumble out a response, “Mhm.. I feel a lot better..”

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[incorrecttom]

"When, I am gone, promise you will never blame yourself," You spoke gently while lying next to your lover. He put a bookmark and dismissed the book on his table before turning to you.

"and that you will live happily-" Your heart clenched, knowing that you did not want to go away. Never. In fact you weren't sure if you had to. "How can I ever be happy, without you, beloved?" His voice was soothing, it could make your heart burst.

"There will always be another, more prettier, more beautiful, love her, I will be your past but-"

"You are the one I will always love, dearest."

Malleus | Satan | Izuku | Asmodeus | Scaramouche | Diluc | Shoto|

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[pinkaditty]

X READER smut imagines (mostly written to Cater Diamond or Asmodeus)

*tiptoes into my blog with an obviously guilty look on my face* hiiiiiii....

yea. I haven't finished the other three Side Characters for the Obey Me! Shall We Date Pervert drabbles. i knowwwww i said it'd be done in a week... and it's been a week... yeaaaaa... im sorry</3 I PROMISE!! IT WILL BE DONE SOON AWA!!!

anyways.

cw: NSFW (minors DNI please, you make me really uncomfortable), choking, penetration, pictures during sex, creampie, gn!mc (your genitalia are never mentioned, only that you're "taking" and he's "giving"), not much d/s but mc does sorta lean dom here (couldn't help myself! <;3)

a/n: im hoping this will tide you all over until i can provide more content. i wrote this a few months ago, but never got around to sharing, so i hope you all enjoy! i promise, Part 3 of the Obey Me Pervert drabbles is on it's way! in the meantime, enjoy this! consider it a sneak peek of my smut writing. (can u tell im nervous)

MINORS DNI. PLEASE.

His hips roll and snap forwards into yours, burying himself deeper with each thrust. He holds one of your legs over his shoulder, the other one holding his phone. You see the flash before you hear the shutter click of a camera. He absentmindedly muttered small praises of how much he enjoyed this and how pretty you were, and how lucky he was you were letting him do this. He sounded like he was falling apart just from being inside. You were taking it well, your fingers curling into the sheets and your eyes bleary, watching his movements, his phone's camera, and his blissed out, dazzling, drunken smile. But, while it felt good, you were admittedly getting tired of him just taking pictures, staring at you from behind a lens, not really taking in the moment. He whimpers as he continues, his arm giving out as he collapses onto his elbows, barely holding himself up, still keeping his phone in his hand. You feel the bright flash and hear yet another shutter click. You want to knock his phone out of his hand.

You watch as he gulps, panting, whining about how good it feels. His adam's apple bobs in his throat as he continues to murmur unintelligible praises. You suddenly have an idea.You uncurl your fingers from the sheets and reach upwards for his shoulders, pressing your hands into them, clenching them. He smiles as smugly as he can, as he continues falling apart, assuming you are close. Suddenly, you move your hands to his neck, wrapping your fingers around him. Before he can respond, you begin to squeeze, tightening his airway just slightly.

It sends a shockwave through his body and he drops his phone in surprise, it bounces off your shoulder onto the bed sheets. You feel as he shivers and abruptly stops his pace, his hips stilling against you, before he suddenly starts up again, his eyes rolling back, his pace more rough than before. You hear him struggling to breathe, heaving breaths as he slides forward into your grasp, gripping the sheets on either side of your head with his fingers.He struggles to speak, the whimpers coming out slow and broken.

"T-Tighter." You tighten your fingers around his neck as he asks, and he lets out a strangled moan, barely able to get any breaths in as he keeps up the pace. You watch as his eyes prick with tears and drool leaks from the corner of his mouth. He's dizzy and falling apart more than he even was before.

You release him to allow him some air, and he heaves in a deep inhale, a few short coughs interrupting his thrusts before he catches up again, faster and tougher than before. You fist your fingers in his hair to signify approval, to which he whines. He leans down to you and mumbles "Please, again. Please do it again." You oblige, releasing your grip on his roots and instead wrapping your hands around his neck again, applying just enough pressure.

"Hrk!" He clenches his jaw and his eyes roll back again, but he manages to keep the pace this time. He hits a good spot and you tighten your grip in response, moaning. He chokes and pops his lips open, his tongue lolling out. Saliva drips from his tongue onto your collarbone. "Fuck!" He coughs out, his pace going from constant to erratic. He continues to hit the sweet spot from before and you shiver, releasing your grip in favor of clawing at his shoulders. He pants, his eyes rolling back again as he continues his pace.

"C'mon, one more time…! I'm so close!" He begs, looking down at you with pleading eyes, fisting and unfisting his hands, his legs shaking. You reach up, all the pleasure going straight to your head. You clench your hands around his neck one final time.

"Gh…!" He keens, clenching his jaw again but keeping his gaze focused on you. Tears rolls down his face and he attempts to heave in a breath, only getting so much oxygen. You clench tighter and his tongue lolls out again. Whimpers barely come out from him as you keep him quiet, the occasional choking sound coming from his throat. Unable to say anything, he frantically taps on your shoulder to signify his release, his eyes rolling again. You release him as he releases into you, long, deep inhale and strangled groan leaving his lips immediately after.

His thrusts slow down, snapping against your hips at a slower pace. Your legs shake from your own peak, your whole body shivering from aftershock. Gently, he pulls out and immediately collapses next to you, panting into the pillow, his mouth wide open and tongue still lolling out as he caught his breath. His legs were shaking from aftershock and his voice was broken with little, high pitched whimpers. "Fuck…" He mumbles, blinking away his tears and waking up from his haze. "That… was amazing."

a/n: yippee! it's definitely a little unrefined, but i think it's alright! please let me know what you all think! if you have requests, send an ask! or just send one to say you like my writing, I don't mind! I'll respond to all of them!

**shameless bit that I really appreciate likes, comments, reblogs, and asks! please don't be shy to tell me what you think! im catering to you, after all!**

[maopll]

"Dearest...I think that's enough"

"No its not"

And there goes another few rounds where you smother your boyfriends face with tons of kisses. He brought you many lipsticks and lip gloss, so it is only right you try to see the shade that matches, right? the shade, which makes his face feel even more ethereal. The only correct way to let people know that you're his and he's yours.

"Hmm... I think this shade suits your face better!" You moved the ones which made his face look more delightful. Shades of pink, red, coral, and all.

He did say that the number of kisses you gave him till then were enough, but deep down, he craved more. The way your soft lips felt against his skin left him breathless. The way areas where your lips left left a tingling and burning sensation, which, rather than being unpleasant, was more exciting

What was even more addicting was the way you would gently cup his face with your hands and attack his face ferverently. This was best for both of you. You get to have the ego boost after smothering or rather painting his face with your kisses, and he gets access to your unlimited display of affection.

"There! Now that's more like it you look like my lover now" putting emphasis on the word, you were grinning from ear to ear while admiring your masterpiece. When you tried to get up from his lap though...

"Now now dearest I think it is my turn to get what I have been seeking"

— WRIOTHESLEY, lyney, NEUVILLETTE, ZHONGLI, diluc, CHILDE, AYATO, kaeya, alhaitham, VIL, MALLEUS, azul, leona, DAN HENG, blade, JING YUAN, luocha, dr ratio, GEPARD, DIAVOLO, MAMMON, lucifer, satan, BEELZEBUB

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© 2024 maopll. do not copy, repost or modify my work in any form

[itznothingreally]

Imagine dreaming about the same person over and over again, each time in different situations and timelines. They look different yet familiar. You can't explain how you recognize them, but you do. In every dream, the ending is always the same: either you die, or the two of you are forced to part ways. The dreams are surreal and vivid, and every time, without fail, you wake up with tears cascading down your cheeks. As each tear escapes your eyes, the fragments of your dream slowly fade away and it leaves you asking, who are they?

[mourningwings]

(nsfw character insert) — soon ✧⁺ . ₊

"soon enough, you'll be screaming my name like it's the only one you've ever known."

his words come out both sweet and sickly, simple even, until his eyes find quick purchase of your sweat-slick body. his hands were fast to follow, drawing soft and desirous sounds from your puffy lips as they scale their way down.

it never was a simple sentence, honestly. maybe it was just his grace for you, a tell or warning before he takes you by the hips and offers you a sweet little seat on his cock.

he gives you a smile that promises a long night as you settle into place on him, facing him, before pulling you into a kind of kiss that has you both moaning for each other and drooling in every kind of place.

his head cocks a bit to the side as he moves away, smile coy. "maybe sooner than i thought."

— blade, cyno, diavolo, jing yuan, kaeya, kamisato ayato, leona kingscholar, lucifer, mammon, pantalone, rook hunt, sampo, satan, scaramouche (or whoever you'd like ♡)

understqrs Ⓒ 2O23

[fluffyfanficsonly]

Hey Hey!!

Aren’t you tired of people writing angst? Do all of the fanfics of your favorite character have NSFW? Then this is the blog for you!

Not to hate on other writers however!! People can write whatever they want! I just favor fluff and comfort :]

Requests are open!! (However it might take me a moment to respond, my adhd is wild)

Rules + Masterlist + About Me below!!

Rules!!

I AM A MINOR!!!!! NO NSFW!!!

-No Incest, racism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, or pedophilia!!

- This is a place of comfort and fluff! I will do angst to comfort or tropes like enemies to lovers but I want my readers to feel good and cared for after they read!!

-The reader in x readers will be GENDER NEUTRAL UNLESS SPECIFIED

-Y/N will not be used!!!

Masterlist

I will do headcanons, imagines, and full fanfics! I will mostly write x reader stuff!

Jujutsu Kaisen

Honkai Starrail

Danganronpa

Trigun

Chainsaw Man

About Me

Hello! My name is Fork and my pronouns are he/they! I am a minor, so please don’t be creepy!!

I love to draw and bake so there might be some photos of things I’m proud of on this blog!

[cheapshrimpysheep]

Christmas Celebration - Requests

Requests are OPEN 

FANDOMS: Twisted Wonderland & Obey Me!

(I'm thinking of having 10 slots for Twisted Wonderland and 10 slots for Obey Me, or I'll close it when I feel like I have enough or too many requests for me to handle 😅)

I wanted to open requests again and I thought the best time to do it would be around Christmas time. You know, as gifts for you. 🎁

Meanwhile, I haven't had the time to open more requests and my number of followers grew very quickly, so I ended up skipping the other follower milestones celebrations.

But now I'm taking the opportunity to also celebrate 3000 Followers as well. THANK YOU SO MUCH! 🥰

If you want to see the list of previous requests, here it is:

500 Followers Celebration - Requests

1000 Followers Celebration - Requests

Please click on keep reading below to see the rules.

I WILL NOT WRITE:

NSFW / smut

Yandere

Dark Themes / Themes that require some kind of trigger warning. (Examples: suicide, eating disorders, abuse, etc.)

Angst UNLESS it ends with fluff/comfort 

I like to read these kinds of things for comfort, so I also write to comfort the reader. So something that strays too far from that, I won't write.

No need to request Yuutsu 3, I will write it, I'm just waiting for the event to go to the Eng Server. 😉 Or kissing under the mistletoe, I've already written, it will be published in December. ❤️

I only write Reader-inserts. (Reader being MC/Yuu)

If it's something short like headcanons that are usually bullet points you can ask for as many characters as you want. If it's something longer please ask for fewer characters.

I always write Gender Neutral Reader. If you want a specific gender, I just feel comfortable writing Fem Reader, since I myself am one.

I follow the English Server. So please don't ask me for anything about history and/or events that have only happened on the Japanese Server. Sorry.

No Royal Sword Academy Students. Because I don't know them well enough to know how to write them.

I always follow Canon. So no crazy AUs.*

*I can write simpler things like: What would it be like if they became babies, what would it be like in situation X if they were MC/Yuu's boyfriends, things like that. I can not write things that are extremely far from canon like literal alternate universes, crossovers with other series or games, if they were all vampires, things like that.

I only write Reader-inserts.

If it's something short like headcanons that are usually bullet points you can ask for as many characters as you want. If it's something longer please ask for fewer characters.

I always write Gender Neutral Reader. If you want a specific gender, I just feel comfortable writing Fem Reader, since I myself am one.

Characters that are part of the Intimacy System only. In Luke's case, uniquely platonic. I still don't know enough about Mephistopheles, Thirteen or Raphael to know how to write them.

If necessary, tell me which timeline you would like: Original or Nightbringer. Otherwise, I'll pick the one that I think will make the most sense.

I always follow Canon. But if you want some kind of AU, please let it be something I can adapt to some Levi’s cursed game or Satan's cursed book or something like that.

You can make your requests by asking me.

If you landed on this post out of nowhere and want to know read some of the things I've already written, you can find it in my pinned post: INDEX