#twenty fucking two

[underscore-jude]

I hope everyone who hates on Rachel Zegler for dumb reasons a very shut the fuck up

[crickit-song]

Ok they really are the gayest couple I've seen in a while huh

[l4tchk3y]

Taking mission orders from a very rude little man.

[gatoburr0]

Sigh,,,, new AU alert.

This is genuinely so fun though UGH I’m gonna do so many of these

((Pearl is an average sized orca))

If you’re wondering,,, yes,,, shark monster au,,, everyone’s a shark,,,, or like whales or whatever

Silly sea creatures

[heich0e]

"he wouldn't fucking say that" if i cared about what he would fucking say i'd reread the source material. this is my special make believe time. stop disrupting me

[navree]

genuinely would love for some of the "both parties are the same" people to name me a single election in the entirety of the twenty first century where the outcome for the country wouldn't have been better if a democrat had won

[velvetcake96]

When the trope is Doomed Yaoi but these are the mother fuckers showing up to the party:

[vaguely-concerned]

every time gricko semi-mockingly imitates kremy by going 'and then kremy'll be like 'waddadoo waddadoo fellas etc.', years get added to my lifespan and my skin clears

[staticymaticyyourlifeisatravesty]

This is very rough, but as far as I'm concerned this is pretty much the Emperor leading up to the Heresy. Man really thought genocide was the answer to everything-

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

y'know if the "I like geralt platonically and with great effort" line was meant to try to convince the audience that jaskier didn't pine for geralt in s1 then I feel like it really backfired bc being like "ugh i didn't even like him 🙄" is one of the top three things people usually do when they're embarrassed bc their crush ended up going really fucking badly

[halfdeadwallfly]

[here-comes-the-moose]

Omega: Crosshair, I need some advice.

Crosshair, eating Nutella straight out of the jar: You’ve come to the right place.

[fun-size-sunshine]

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Part 1:

[maryasmorevna]

can't believe a show based on a videogame (usually games adaptations are notoriously bad, which isn't the case here tho) gave me the beauty and the beast/twisted mirrors/enemies to traveling companions/ruthless antihero+optmistic but still badass heroine who takes none of his shit/age gap but make it sexy dynamic of my dreams. as much as i love maximus and i think he deserves the best writing ever because 1. he's a clever deconstruction of the aspiring Knight bro who's actually a bit of a loser and, as much as lucy, sees the world in black&white at first and then doesn't get what he thought he wanted but what he needs (or at least i hope he'll eventually get it), and 2. he's a cutie and i want an epic love story for him too, it's very funny how they tried to give us a puppy kind of romance and the tumblr girlies still fixated on the "toxic ~she bites his finger off and he cuts hers off and sews it on his hand in what we'll pretend it's a symbolic marriage rings exchange or whatever~ asshole who used to be a nice guy/good girl™ with a lot of spunk and hidden anger but unshakeable morals" kind of relationship.

[doberbutts]

Also it's still very funny to me when I say "I like Rings of Power" and someone sees it and says I'm not a true fan of Tolkien's works and must not know anything about his writing and then I post a picture of my bookshelf. Never gets old.

[brainrotcharacters]

"I'm gonna fight you now."