#tw: suggestion of torture

[raileurta]

Well this post got me thinking about how the humans would react to Raf's death. It also would not be pretty to say the least.

⚠️ Trigger warnings in the tags ⚠️

Both Fowler and June are devastated at the loss. He was just a kid involved in war he shouldn't have been anywhere near. I bet for the longest time they would blame the Autobots for the loss and resent them for it. They would also become extremely overprotective of the other kids. Especially June who was already protective. This whole thing made her lose complete trust in Arcree's ability to protect Jack. (The femme bot doesn't blame her for it) She would try to keep Jack away from the base for any excuse. Logically she knows he is technically safer there but her heart is too scared of being away from her kid. Fowler also can't help but agree with her. He is much more aware and strict about the kids now too. He was even tempted to sorta kidnap them and send them to a secret base in Washington or something. For now he is going to have the kids being monitored 24/7.

Jack is depressed as hell to say the least. He blames himself for not being able to protect Raf. He was the one "meant" to stop their trio from being hurt and he failed. It cycles through his mind constantly on what he could have done to prevent this, how he could have been better, why wasn't he better?

Jack visits Raf's family a lot and tries to help them any way he can. He feels like he has to atone for his failure in some way. Then when that doesn't work to help free himself of the guilt he would resort to "punishing himself." I'm pretty sure you can figure out what that entails..... 🔪

Jack also is much more aggressive about preventing Miko's reckless behavior. He will tackle, and even restrain her to prevent her from potentially getting herself hurt. They have many arguments now and aren't really on speaking terms. He will text her a lot though just to see if she's alive, Miko will always respond no matter what.

Miko at first just went into shock. Her mind went into a complete shutdown. For two days she barely spoke, ate, or just did much of anything; once the shock wore off though she exploded. She ripped off the posters off her walls, broke everything in sight, screamed, cursed out the world, and even smashed her hand through her mirror. Once the adrenaline wore off she clutched her bleeding hand and sobbed. She doesn't know how long she sat there crying but by the time she was done her hand had stopped bleeding and she was covered in dried blood.

Miko stared at her arm the glass embedded in the skin, and felt nothing but seething hatred for Megatron. It wasn't the kind of usual fiery animosity she held towards the man but a freezing loathsome whirlwind that had frozen itself across her entire body. This wasn't some superhero show anymore, where the hero would defeat the villain in a spectacular explosion of power but a cruel war that was going to end with the excruciating death of Megatron.

She planned, rewrote her plans, researched, planned again and did more research. For one of the only times in her life Miko didn't rush into something. Megatron was going to die and there couldn't be any way he would survive or somehow come back from death again. Miko had to make sure it was perfect, Raf deserved it she almost religiously thought. Early into her plans Miko recruited Bumblebee into helping her. The scout hated Megatron just as much as she did. Bee told Miko everything he knew about how Cybertronians could be hurt and the ways to do it. The autobots always feared transformers tech landing in human hands and they had a great reason to do so. Humans had remarkable twisted minds that could think of things that would disturb even some of the most callous of bots.

Miko is no different, especially when she is motivated by pure unfiltered hatred. It took many sleepless nights and three months of preparation but they finally had everything ready. They just had to wait for the right opportunity. By this point bumblebee's anger has calmed down slightly and he was now starting to doubt if they should really do this. The consequences could be disastrous.

You see Miko had realized scraplets or the rust plague couldn't really hurt her so she could easily use them to defeat Megatron. So she has been breeding scraplets, training them, and trying to selectively breed them so they would be able to resist the plague. Miko had the scraplets micro dosed with black energon so they would crave the stuff and be more powerful. Bumblebee would obtain metal for them to eat and he tried to make sure the other autobots weren't catching on. Once they could get on the nemesis Miko would command the scraplets to infect as many bots as possible. They had made around 100,000 of these suped up mega disease scraplets so there's basically no way anyone is escaping uninfected. They were basically sentencing every decepticon to death.

Bee questions whether Raf would want this and Miko just replies,

"It's not about whether he would want this or not but what Megatron deserves and he deserves to die. If I have to kill every decepticon to do it? So be it. I don't care what happens to them, every bot on that ship is a horrible person. "

He reluctantly agrees with the reasoning and continues with the plan.

After the ship would go down a infected wounded Megatron escapes the scraplets his priority would try and cure himself. When he tries to make it he's in for a horrible surprise; while they were preparing the scraplets they had also set out to purposely destroy ingredients essential to the cure (They of course made a lot of vaccines themselves) Any place he might look for the ingredients he would just find a data pad stating,

//Start message

"Hello Megatron, you may not remember me but I do. My name is Miko nakadai, and I was a friend of Raf, the human charge of bumblebee that you mercilessly had killed. He was just an innocent child but you didn't care, why would you? You're the powerful evil overlord of the decepticons, the bot who strikes fear to every Cybertronian who knows of you. Humans are nothing but organic trash that would be crushed under your foot. That's not going to be the case anymore. You're going to care, you're going to see what you have done, and you will regret having ever laying a figure on Raf. You shouldn't have messed with humans and you especially should have not messed with my friend.

If you don't want to die from the rust come to the coordinates X"00'X0.x" alone and we will provide you a cure. Also don't even think about contacting the other Autobots or you can kiss that vaccine goodbye."

//End message

Megatron then would come to meet Miko and Bumblebee. They would talk/integrate Megatron about Raf. Then Miko would pull out the apex armor, activate it and fight Megatron with Bee. If all goes well they kill him (maybe torture him a bit before that) and drop his remains on Raf's grave.

When they do get a hit on the Nemesis location they slightly panic and rush to get things in order. When they are ready the ground bridge opens and as they are about to leave they hear Ratchet say,

"I should stop you shouldn't I?"

The old bot is standing behind them looking at the ground bridge location pinned in on the nemesis. Miko and Bumblebee don't know what to do for a second before Ratchet's words register in their minds.

Should? They think.

Ratchet monologues for a bit about how stupid, dangerous, this is and how he should stop them from doing it. But..... he opens his servo to look down at Raf's broken glasses. He just can't. Ratchet looks at them tears streaming down his face. The same look of pure hatred in his eyes and demands to be there to help kill Megatron. Miko and Bumblebee look at him, they both just simply nod.

Nobody had said a word about it but they all knew no matter what happens Megatron has to die. Even if that means destroying themselves in the process.

They enter the ground bridge together.

Wow that sorta mini fic came out of nowhere. I'll leave it up to your imaginations on what happens next. Thank you @lets-try-some-writing for the inspiration.

Follow me if you want to see the future stuff I write. ✌️ 

[cosmicourple]

Your reincarnated elderich horror Odysseus gave me a spark of an idea based on that au, but it’s kinda silly so I apologise in advanced for this.

Long ago before Hera, Zeus had a lover, a minor but powerful god of potential that challenged Zeus and was constantly at odds with him. However, that rivalry later turned them into lovers, with the small god being the few who can openly criticise Zeus and get away with it, though sometimes they suffered from a few… steamy punishments courtesy of Zeus.

However, that all changed when one day, a remnant of the Titans’ army killed them and cursed the god to reincarnate, always being able to reach their fullest potential but at the cost of tremendous suffering. And if they were to remember their past through talks about them or falling in love with Zeus, they would die painfully after a day. Zeus tried and tried to save his lover but no matter what, he’s forced to watch them suffer over and over until he’s unable to take anymore of the pain and gave up, making sure no one mentions their lover again before he eventually married Hera. Only the eldest of the pantheon knows of the god of potential’s existence and connection to Zeus.

Later on, during the Trojan war, as Zeus ordered Odysseus to kill the baby, he realised that this was his lover reincarnated. Even after trying to give up on his lover, he can’t bear the thought of making him suffer by him, the few times he did to other reincarnations are sins he can never forgive himself for. So, he lets Odysseus keep the baby after Ody found a loophole in the prophecy, and a minor part of Zeus’s heart squeezed painfully upon seeing that he still has their wit.

And Zeus, he can’t look away. He knows what will happen, he knows that Odysseus is going to suffer but despite Zeus wanting to pull away once more, the guilt that had built up over the years made him stay and watch.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

omg YES THIS LOOKS LIKE SUCH A FUN TAKE ON MY THOUGHTS 🤩🤩🤩 HEHESZDDSAAAAFVV

ooooo The God Odysseus Used to Be being a mysterious yet powerful Deity that was in cahoots w/ Zeus while also being his rival is SOO— *squeaking noises*

Auggggggggg the Tradgey is rooted far, far Deeper in Ody’s’ Blood than he would of liked it ta’ be oof 😔

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS— NOOOOOO NOT THE BABY😭😭😭 ZEUS BEING FORCED TO ONLY LOOK NOT TOUCH AS ODYSSEUS DOOMS HIMSELF TO SUFFER YET AGAIN IS JUST—- AGFBFGGGGFFFFFFVFASAFFF

YES. JUST YES.

eats this ask like soup made of guts n blood >:)

[kankuroplease]

Since you’ve made a few new Inuzuka ocs that live during your founders era au, what are your headcannons for the clan’s culture during that time? I know that Kishimoto hasn’t given us much information on the clan in general but what are your ideas? (:

Discord friends know exactly why I shouldn’t be trusted with Inuzuka HCs and now everyone else well too 🤣

I’m pretty much HC them as nomadic/brigands during the founders era; they didn’t stay in one place too long as they understood over hunting wasn’t ideal or sustainable + they didn’t

Because they are a brigands-like clan, they are ROUGH around the edges

The more assertive the Inuzuka, the more respected they are

If they happen to be timid, that just tends to make their parents or partners more protective of them

They believed in quick and swift justice when it comes to crimes committed against one another. Should a grievance be great enough and the accused is found guilty, it often ends rather brutally via disembowelment, blood eagle, or being boiled alive. Making sure they feel the pain of their victims

They did there own thing, but some of them would work with the Senju as tracking aids from time to time (for money of course)

Their attire is as ragtag as them. It’s pretty much whatever they’ve taken, sew, and repurposed

They were probably a much larger clan do them taking in others and teaching them their ways. Also do to the fact that their birth rates were significantly higher than average

Marriage ceremonies weren’t really a thing in their clan. Pairs were considered a married couple after spending a conservative amount of days and nights with their partner alone

They were considered “divorced” after spending an extended time apart or when they are publicly rejected by their spouse

Monogamy and polygamy were both wildly practiced. Cheating was extremely frowned upon

They can smell sex on each other and arousal, it would take an absolute dummy to try and cheat and get away with it

Marking one’s partner isn’t really a thing that has to be done by instinct, but it’s pretty common for a few bites or scratches to occur with them during sex

It just comes with the territory of having an Inuzuka lover with sharp teeth and nails

Smell is an important part of life for the Inuzukas.

If they like someone’s appearance but not their scent, it’s almost impossible to move forward with their relationship

They smell big storms in the distance

They know they’re in the right location by scents and sights

They use scents in storytelling (yes, you need to know what great grandfather Jun smelled like. It’s important!!)

Everyone is equal but elders were held in higher esteem for surviving so long

leaders were chosen based on who everyone felt was qualified to represent them (which generally were individuals that were confident and rational)

If a leader was proven to be weak willed, they would be sat down. Immediately.

No Inuzuka will go into battle without their ninken. That means if a ninken is sick, that person has to stay back with their companion(s)

Because they are so good at tracking, relocating, and hunting, they themselves are extremely hard to track. unless you know their markings they leave for their young

Their diets mostly consist of meats and some root vegetables. Good luck getting them to try anything leafy

They have a lot of festivals and traditions, including;

moon viewing - a time to get together and observe the new moon (in reality they do this whenever there’s a clear night. It’s their excuse to party under the stars. There will be howling, possible fights, and definitely new couples forming)

Hunting games - who can get the biggest (insert animal) that season. The winner usually gets paired handsomely and then all meat is then smoked and preserved by everyone. It’s also a time when they teach their children about how to cook properly

Canine celebrations - anytime a ninken has returned from war and did an excellent job, they throw a celebration just for it/them.

Virginity - the random HC I warned about lmao. I just picture them as sex positive people, so howling after their first time having sex is like an odd tradition. Which results in a bunch of congratulation howls from the clan, not everyone does it, but enough do that they all know what that means💀

However, if their partner doesn’t have as good of a howl as them, people will assume the sex was bad 💀

Birth celebrations - it’s tradition for births to be announced immediately and it’s customary to have a celebration that night in honor of the new life. The parents aren’t obliged to attend for obvious reasons, but they’ll probably overhear the singing of their child’s name at some point.

This tradition can get tricky with multiple births in a day and cause a prolonged celebration that might annoy the new parents and other residents

Heirlooms - typically cords, accessories, and furs that are gifted to them on their coming of age birthday. These are usually divided amongst the children and deemed as selfish of a parent choose to keep the item instead of gifting it to their child(Ren)

Ninken gifting - once a child is old enough or has proven themselves to be responsible enough. They are gifted a ninken to bond with and aid them moving forward

Memorials - if a Inuzuka should lose their ninken, it’s considered as bad as the the loss of any other member of the clan. The ninken is to be given a proper funeral and their owner/partner will receive many condolences

If a ninken is lost do to recklessness. The Inuzuka responsible will also receive the anger and distancing of their clan. Not so much if they are a child, but they still will not be given another ninken for years.

They raise their children together, meaning; a may have birthed the child, but b - z look out for the child too.

Children are not raised with hardcore gender roles in mind, so they would often be confused during this time when someone outside the clan talks about gender roles

It is not a big deal when someone leaves the clan, because they always know their way back to the pack

it’s just rare for them to leave the clan as they don’t typically fit in with outsiders

If someone brings someone into the clan, they are given light jabs for awhile until they can prove themselves (just yell at them to stop and that person will be quickly accepted) or their partner tells the others to back off

They are in touch with nature and know the wild animal’s habits, therefore are known to be a clan able to “talk with animals”. Which isn’t the case, but it’s a nice assumption, so they don’t correct it

[holyhounddog]

Heyyy

[montammil]

Charlotte! I have an ear ache :( can you nurse me back to healthier status mommy I'll even take care of the dusting part of the house!

"Oh, that's so unfortunate, you poor thing. I'll make sure to fix you right up." - Charlotte <3

[sylvctica]

if i ever feel bad abt writing i can just look at this and instantly feel masochistic pain and vindication that my god it cannot get worse than this

[starleska]

He's no Mad Mod, but I was suddenly reminded that The Superman Animated Series iteration of Metallo is also played by Malcolm McDowell and felt like sharing with the class 🥰

IRISOOOOO you are ALWAYS coming in clutch with the amazing villains to get obsessed with omfggg????? i know absolutely nothing about the Superman Animated Series but watching a few seconds of Metallo and i'm like 👀👀👀 Malcolm has a voice like melted butter...that laugh, my god!!!! 😳😳😳 lord though, reading up Metallo's backstory, i feel for the poor guy 😭 it's reminding me of that old creepypasta (content warnings for body horror, scientific experimentation, torture, mental illness and more...do heed the tags on the page and exercise caution!!!) Gateway of the Mind . i think anyone would struggle with the loss of so many sensations at once - that has to do a number on your psyche 💔 i'm gonna have to go away and watch his episodes now!! gosh, thank you as always for the excellent suggestion 🥰🥰

[frost-eyed-autumn]

"Please tell me its not a porno..." The acting is bad enough to be one.

[greenthegreat]

Goretober (ALL OF IT!)

And then theres also my sona but I'm at image limit!

All of these have captions with them that are specified on their specific posts, so go check them out if you want to!

[kibouhero]

@ignitionxbomb said: "Oi, dumbass," Katsuki stated, and before he folded his arms over chest he motioned his thumb toward the other's room. And inside of the room, strapped to the table, was a hero who was blindfolded with a gag in his mouth. It was clear that the person was a 'birthday present' for the other villain. However, don't ask how, when, or where Katsuki had 'hidden' them until today. //obviously to Vil!Deku from Vil!Katsuki

"Hm?" Izuku had been in the middle of surveying the status of a recent Noumu he'd created. The computers had said that the creature had stabilized, so it was only a matter of time before his new "child" would come to life.

He blinked, looking up when Kacchan addressed him. He raised an eyebrow at the thumb pointed towards the next room.

Almost as if on cue, the poor hero began to make panicked sounds through the gag.

The villain's eyes brightened immediately as he walked over to his partner. "Ooh...! Kacchan, you shouldn't have...!" he gasped like Kacchan had just given him an engagement ring.

He entered the next room, flushing from excitement when he saw the state the hero was in. "...he's perfect...!" he exclaimed. "I can't wait to study him! I wonder what his Quirk is?"

He moved back over to where Kacchan was standing and raised up to give him a soft kiss. "Thank you, Kacchan! This is the best gift ever!"

Suddenly, his eyes lidded. "I'll be sure to thank you more properly later~"

[hmshermitcraft]

The hermits were just enjoying their time the week before S8 to get a feel for the place when the sound of something exploding came from a ditch in the ground. They went there and found an unconscious deer hybrid with her antler cut of her head with only numbs remaining. Next to her was a weird fleshy lump that the deer girl was clinging onto.

Then Impulse made the stupid mistake to move and got too close to the girl, and the girl seemed to notice and stood up, grunting in pain as some other hermits took notice that she had a broken leg. Impulse stepped forward, and in reaction, the girl began to growl, and before Impulse could react, her hair burst to flames, and she attacked the hermits.

She lasted a bit before jumping back into the hole and grabbing the flesh mound and running off a bit before grabbing Impulse as well as knocking him unconscious. When Impulse woke up, he found himself in a damp cave. He looked around and saw the orange haired deer girl and another naked girl, which made him blush. They were looking at him.

The other girl had what looked like she had rips all over her body, her brown hair lightly bloody. Her body had wing stumps and hybrid parts of separate creatures along her body. Thr deer girl walked over to him and poked him in the face, Impulse being confused. Then her pointed to herself and mouthed "Gem" and pointed to the naked Mish mash Girl and mouthing "Pearl". Impulse guessed those were their names.

Impulse hopes the hermits find him but it seems he can teach Gem and Pearl how to talk so he can wait

They don't seem unintelligent. Gem knew how to introduce them, and Impulse replies with the same courtesy. He's just not sure why they took him. The pair don't seem afraid of him at all, and there's nothing in this cave to make it seem like a 'home'. Do they even have one?

They don't seem to mind Impulse moving around a little, though Gem keeps sharp eyes trained on him. Pearl seems to content to curl up on the stone and fall back asleep.

He can't find the entrance to the cave, so he's relieved to find the remains of a mineshaft to salvage wood from. He creates a furnace, and uses it to dry out some vines he found on the wall. They're not perfect in any way, but with the salve he's managed to make from the plantlife down here, it should help the girls' injuries. Being friends with Zedaph and Tango does have benefits after all.

Gem isn't willing to let Impulse touch either of them, so Impulse talks her through the process for both Gem and Pearl's injuries. She follows carefully, only messing up a few times. When she does, she huffs through her nose in annoyance, the ends of her hair sparking. She seems curious about Impulse and what he does, often following him around and simply watching him. He just wishes she'd stop doing it on her broken leg.

Impulse's next goal is to make some blankets. He's found glow berries - not the best food source but it'll do. There's a stream of water running through the cave, and he's able to weave the vines together into something passable as a blanket. The downside is he's only been able to make one.

He gives it to Gem, knowing she'll look after her and Pearl with it. Gem's been... He wouldn't call it talkative, but she's been more interactive. She's tried to get his attention, pointing at things, or showing him something she's learned. Pearl is perking up as well as she gets better.

Impulse still didn't expect for them to pull him under the blanket with them that night. The nudity has mostly faded to the back of his mind now, after that initial shock. It's still a surprise to find himself in this position, but Gem and Pearl both seem so comfortable cuddling into him... He guesses he's stuck here now.

He hopes the hermits will be able to help them.

[kibouhero]

@nuravity said: Ochako propped up the body against the wall. It still felt odd to do all this while they were protesting and trying to fight or escape. But it was better this way, right? Ochako put her hands behind her back and approached Deku. "Uhm, I have a gift for you. Two! I have two." She showed him her first one. A sleek and simple shock collar. "I thought it wasn't much so I brought another present. He's still struggling but he can't get far." She gestured to the other side where a slightly bloodied hero was propped against the wall but with both legs at unnatural angles. "I thought to myself that this would also help me work on myself more." She was disgusted at herself for some reason when she said that but pushed that feeling away with a small smile. "You can test the collar on him and see if you like it. Happy Birthday, Izuku!"

Izuku was admittedly curious when Ochako approached him with a gift. "Hm? A gift?"

His interest immediately piqued when she mentioned a "he." Oh, so it was a living present~? Well, this he had to see!

His eyes brightened at the shock collar. "Ooh...! Interesting choice, Ochako-chan~!"

Though, once he saw the hero, an excited flush crossed his face. "Oh...! He's perfect, Ochako!" He grinned at her. "Thank you! This is an amazing present!"

He couldn't wait to "study" the hero's Quirk!

The villain couldn't help but be a little proud of his cute understudy. He closed in on her and wrapped an arm around her waist to bring her closer. "...so, since you made me so happy, I suppose I should reward you as well~?"

[cryopathiic-a]

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"Look into my eyes~"

❝ Let me see, up close. ❞ Their fingers are ice-cold when reaching for his chin, thumb brushing over painted lips and leaving the tiniest indent with his claw. Fangs graze over their own smile, which grows darker before the other's; the ever-present faint glow in polychromatic eyes becomes more vivid, then. ❝ Mm... Your eyes remind me of the ocean~ I would like to keep staring into them until they lull me to sleep. And then, I could dream about being on a boat... or having my head held underwater. ❞ Leaning closer, whisper brushing over the other's lips.❝ Gasping for air... Gagging, squirming in my restraints, caving under the water's pressure... Enmu? How do you think that would feel? Would it be agonizing? ❞

I see:

Absolute Conviction  |  Aggression  |  Ambition  |  Anger  |  Anxiety  |  Apathy  |  Arrogance  |  Bloodthirst  |  Bravery  |  Compassion  |  Confidence  |  Conflict  | Courage  |  Darkness  |  Defeat |  Denial  |  Desire  |  Despair  |  Determination  |  Devotion  |  Disappointment  |  Distrust  |  Dominance  |  Emptiness  |  an Enemy  |  Enlightenment  |  Envy  |  Excitement  |  Exhaustion  |  Elitism  |  Experience  |  Fear  |  a Friend  |  a Future  |  Gentleness  |  Greed  |  Grief  |  Guilt  |  Honesty  |  Honor  |  Hope  |  Hostility  |  Ignorance  |  an Illness  |  Insecurity  |  Integrity  |  Intoxication  |  Kindness  |  Lies  |  Loneliness  |  Longing  |  Loss  |  a Lover  |  Loyalty  |  Malicious Intent  |  Mania  |  Melancholy  |  Misery  |  Negativity  |  Overcompensation  |  Pain  |  Paranoia  |  Passion  |  Perseverance  |  Pettiness  |  Pity  |  Positivity  |  Pressure  |  Pride  |  a Purpose  |  Racism  |  Regret  |  Resentment  |  Resignation  |  Resolve  |  Sadness  |  Self-Hatred  |  Sexism  |  Shattered Remains  |  a Shining Light  |  Something Familiar  |  Spite  |  Stress  |  Stupidity  |  Submission  |  Tranquility  |  Trauma  |  Trust  |  Vengeance  |  Warmth  |  Wisdom  |  Wrath  |  a Cry for Help  |  Something Eating Your Mind  |  the Years have Changed You

You’re:

Animalistic  |  Approachable  |  Broken  |  Closed-Off  |  Cold  |  Crafty  |  Crazy  |  Defensive  |  Devious  |  Difficult  |  Disheartened  |  Emotionally Detached  |  Frightened  |  Frightening  |  Genuine  |  Guarded  |  Headstrong  |  Heartless  |  Human  |  Immature  |  Impatient  |  Inhuman  |  Insane  |  Intuitive  |  Lost  |  Mature  |  Noble  |  Patient  |  Pitiful  |  Primitive  |  Pure  |  Reliable  |  Remorseless  |  Reserved  |  Resourceful  |  Short-Tempered  |  Simplistic  |  Sly  |  Soft-Hearted  |  Struggling  |  a Threat  |  Trapped  |  a Troublemaker  |  Trusting  |  Understanding  |  Unique |   Unpredictable  |  Unwavering  |  a Victim  |  Wicked  |  Feeling Vindictive  |  Guilty of Something  |  Hiding Something  |  Lost in Thought  |  Planning Something  |  Scared of Me  |  Scaring Me  |  Someone I can Trust  |  Someone I Can’t Recognize Anymore  |  Someone to Fear  |  Someone Worthy of Respect  |  Weak to Manipulation  |  Weighed by Something

You:

Aren’t Being Yourself  |  Belittle Yourself  |  Don’t Want to Hurt Me  |  Don’t Want to Leave Me  |  Drown Yourself in Something  |  Feel Alone  |  Feel Empowered  |  Have a Plan that Involves Me  |  Have No One Else to Turn to  |  Have Nowhere Else to Go  |  Have Seen Some Things  |  Haven’t Been Sleeping  |  Lie to Yourself  |  Lost Faith/Trust in Me  |  Lost Something/Someone Important  |  Need Me/my Help  |  No Longer Believe Me  |  See Me as a Thing  |  See Me as Someone Else  |  Seek to Hurt/Harm  |  Seek to Manipulate  |  Think Highly of Yourself  |  Think I’m Hiding Something  |  Think Little of Yourself  |  Think You Know Best  |  Want to Hurt Me  |  Want to Protect Me  |  Want to Sleep with Me  |  Want to Use Me

[countlessrealities]

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How did they meet? ~ "A-After the C-137s messed up the portal fluids, a-a complicated series of events led me to crash-land on the Earth of Rick's original dimension. H-He found me there and we decided to attempt a partnership. He...There was just something about him."

Who flirted with who first? ~ "R-Rick did...if what he used to do can be called 'flirting'. He gave me pet names to annoy me, for the most. An-And he liked implying that we were a couple to confuse the shit out of everyone."

Was it love at first sight or a slowburn romance? ~ "I-It depends on your definition of 'love'. Between is...it's complicated. I-I don't feel what people call love, but I knew that he was what I'd been looking for my entire life the moment I set my eyes on me. R-Rick fell for me later on, once our partnership had solidify."

Did they start dating right away or were they friends before things became romantic? ~ "N-Neither. W-We were partners first and foremost. We still are. I've been his possession since the very start. And I still am, even if Rick lets us be more...equal nowadays, at least under some points of view."

What was their first date? ~ "...It wasn't supposed to be a date. It was supposed to be punishment for Rick. A way for me to torment him. However, it turned into something neither of us were expecting. He confessed his love for me and we started the romantic part of our relationship that night."

What are their favourite things to do on date nights? ~ "I-I usually spend my nights working in my lab, while Rick likes to watch...certain kinds of TV shows instead. When we do 'date nights', he joins me in the lab and watches me work. Or he coaxes me out of it to have my company. We drink together. We have movie nights. At times we go out and wreak havoc. It depends on Rick's mood."

Do they still go on dates after being together for a while? ~ "Y-Yes, we still practise our couple activities pretty often. They usually involve murder, torture and destruction. Other times Rick lets me vivisect him. I greatly enjoy the feeling of having my hands literally inside him, of tasting his blood. And he found me doing that arousing. T-Then there are the times when we do less...exciting things. Rides in space, hikes to collect what I need for my experiments, strolls around aliens markets."

What is their love language? ~ "R-Rick likes reminding him that I'm his. With words and actions. He used to be more violent in doing it, but nowadays...he no longer enjoys inflicting me pain in a way that I don't enjoy. He still marks me, though. Often. An-And visible places. As for me...blind loyalty and obedience. I do everything he wants. I give him everything he wants. There is nothing I wouldn't do for him, no matter how I might feel about it."

Who kissed who first? ~ "R-Rick did. The first time he took me after I had mentioned that sex was an available method to claim me as his. I didn't enjoy it, not the kiss, not the fuck. It was painful, degrading, humiliating. But Rick...it was as if he wanted to put the mark of his ownership everywhere on me and as deep as he could go. That was enough to push me to allow him to continue to do it."

Who started the relationship? ~ "A-Again, Rick. The night of our first date. Even if...it took us a long while to understand and define it. I'm still not sure I can grasp it fully."

Monogamy or Polyamory? ~ "I-If Rick decides that he wants to fuck someone else, I will express my displeasure, but the decision is ultimately his. I won't stop him, but I will punish him for it, if he allows it. If it was up to me, he wouldn't look at anyone else. Not even as a game, not even as a mean of deception. He'd be mine as much as I am his."

Are they/do they plan on getting married? ~ "This is...unclear. Rick has made numerous references about us being married. He even drunkenly propose to me. Twice. Once sober, however, he never addressed those episodes. His behaviour makes it impossible to determine how serious he is about it."

Who proposed? Was it a yes or no? ~ "I-If he decides to go through with it, he will be the one to ask. And I'll say yes. I'm already his. Adding a ring to it wouldn't change what it's already an immutable truth."

Do they want kids? Who brought it up first? ~ "There has been talk of...taking a particular pair of Mortys with us. I supposed this could count as 'wanting kids'. Rick came up with the idea, but I was the one to mention that I'd want my Morty back at my side."

Do they already have kids, together or from previous relationships? ~ "W-We both have a Beth. Or had. They are both dead now. I killed mine, his was accidentally killed by some Citadel guard. I never bothered to ask for details."

Do they have any routines/rituals in their relationship? ~ "I-I already mentioned our main shared activities in other answers. I could add that Rick likes to celebrate the end of a fun, particularly gory date by working out the adrenaline. And he has been insisting on having dinner together at night."

How do they take care of each other when they are sick/hurt? ~ "R-Rick heals instantly and he can't get sick. As for me, I rarely get sick. If I happen to get injured, I usually take care of it myself, but he has taken up the habit of standing around and fussing over me until the wound is probably taken care of. Once he even tried to cook me a meal, after I lost a considerable amount of blood...Never again."

How do they like to spend time together? ~ "All the activities that have already been mentioned."

What are their favourite non-sexual forms of intimacy? ~ "I suppose that Rick's is marking me. As for me, I like to cut him open. It can be sexual, for him, but it never is for me, even if I allow him to turn it into sex, if he wishes to."

What are some of their favourite things about their partner? ~ "E-Everything. Rick is perfect. He is my one. The one and only true connection I will ever find."

How do they comfort the other when they are upset? ~ "W-We rarely get upset, and when we do, we usually don't show it. Yet, we've become close enough to be able to sense when something is wrong with the other. To 'cheer me up', Rick takes me out, or brings me things and beings I can entertain myself with. I usually just sit with him and wait for him to tell me if he wants me to openly acknowledge his mood or not."

Who buys the other spontaneous gifts? ~ "W-We don't 'buy' them. I make him things that I think he might need or like, but usually there's a specific occasion. He is the one who dotes on me without reason. Mostly, he brings me test subjects or rare things he finds during his solo trips."

What position do they sleep in? ~ "W-We don't share a bed too often, but when we do, Rick usually holds me from behind. Sometimes, we sleep face to face."

Do they bathe/shower together? ~ "A-At times, if Rick asks me to. I find baths to be particularly relaxing, even if I they are an extremely rare indulgence for me."

Do they do anything else in the bath/shower other than wash? ~ "Once again, it's up to Rick. We do whatever he wants."

In the bedroom - Vanilla, a little spice, or kinky af? ~ "I suppose that most of what we do is considered extremely 'kinky'. However, we also indulge in much tamer sex these days."

For applicable ships - who tops/bottoms? ~ "I've always been at the receiving end during our coupling so far. However, Rick has expressed a strong, even if confusing, interest in having me top him. So I guess that it will eventually happen."

For applicable ships - who is more dominant/submissive? ~ "Same as above. It's Rick, but he has been talking about letting me be the dominant one. The idea makes him...quite eager."

What is their favourite sex position? ~ "I don't have one. I let Rick take me however he wants. If I had to express a preference...I like the positions that allow me to see his face more. I find the expressions he makes during sex fascinating. And the way he looks at me...I feel almost like we are truly connected."

Do either of them enjoy bringing sex toys into the bedroom? ~ "R-Rick enjoys experimenting. As for me, it depends on whether or not my surgical tools count."

Favourite place to have sex? ~ "I don't have one. I'm unsure about it. Probably his bedroom or in the lab, when he bends me over the workbench."

Most adventurous place they’ve had sex? ~ "I-I'm not of what would be considered 'more adventurous' from a standard point of view. A pile of corpses. A building with a bomb at mere minutes from going off. In our ship, gravitating around a black hole. ...I could go on."

How often do they fight? What about? ~ "Rarely, considering how unbalanced our relationship is, but when we fight, it gets ugly. We still struggle understanding all the implications of the newest turn our bond has taken and this leads to misunderstandings and those lead to fights. We often aren't on the same page, because communication isn't our forte. We don't talk about us unless we truly need to. The fact that he is in love and I can't be also can be an obstacle in this sense."

Have they ever broken up? ~ "No."

Messy breakup, amicable split, remain friends, ride or die or til death do us part? ~ "T-The decision of whether or not we'll split is ultimate up to Rick. However, if he were to discard me...he would have to kill me. Because there's no way I'd let him go while I'm alive."

[jokerislandgirl32]

Oh this is absolutely me with Zach…

me, a fanfic writer: *touches my new fav character’s face* *whispers* I’m gonna get you laid

[tacticalvalor]

❝ you judge me? you? ❞ HEHE for eva of course >:3c

from: god of war ragnarok starters [src]

A part of her had known the comment wouldn't come across right. There just wasn't a way to put it succinctly; to say it without the air of judgment—the methods used to interrogate whatever prisoners were brought in were just… so brutal. Violating. She had seen it many times firsthand. Through Sokolov. All those she couldn't learn the names of… And herself. She still shivered under the scrutinizing gaze of Colonel Volgin, memories of her own interrogations running rampant in her mind each time her eyes met his.

It was a sick, sick game…

But it was one she participated in nonetheless. A facade she could not afford to let slip, especially now that she had an ace up her sleeve; a way out of this mess. She just needed to wait for the right time to spring the maneuver, which meant that, in the meantime, she would simply have to put her own skill sets to use. To charm her way into good graces.

"I…" Her voice softened, vibrant blue eyes peering just over the rims of her glasses as she'd studied Raikov's expression. She smiled, attempting to placate the Major. "No, of course not. That wasn't my intention."

A pause as she thought over her next statement, all the while watching him.

"It was… a silly suggestion. What would I know about such matters, hm?"