#tw gun joke

[gatsby-system-folks]

H3y I don't know why p3opl3 k33p saying that quick brown fox po3m has 3v3ry l3tt3r its so obviously missing th3 l3tt3r 3- (gets shot)

[notverycolonthreeofyou]

Happy I hate fireworks day 🥳

[sonic-adventure-3]

sheriff shadow of floating rock world finale

+ ps5-less versions

[thef1amingcat]

I like this little guy :]

Also some doodles from my dumb au

[bi-dykes]

ships with similar vibes!

Gummybear divider made by @ kodaswrld !

My post's not romanticizing cait x vi or jarley, but making a joke about how I've seen caitlyn compared to many fluffy sapphic ships like lumity or glimmadora whereas I wanted to compare her to a more blatantly presented abuser

[quirkyfries]

Free discord sticker I made for a friend

[topgunsocial]

28 hours later...

[imaplatypus-art]

Johnathan hates when people mislabel him and other platypuses

Me too 🔫

[mayorspatula]

i'm quitting art after this one btw

and heres just medkit

[sun-citadel]

Coke.mp4

[maxthesillyy]

anyways so this is what happened right

[thatdepressedtwink]

The original toxic yaoi

[absolutelybatty]

Never before have I needed an obsession to pass faster than this one. Of all the dumb things my brain could've latched onto, it was this idiot.

Postal 1 meme under the cut but suicide tw

[mischief-committer]

This was very funny in my head i'll finally get around to finishing disco elysium after my exams end

[torchflies]

Hi TG Fandom! 

(I love Hallmark Christmas movies and got the Hangster feels, so — here you go. 😉)

Shortly after the mission, so about the beginning of December, everyone on the daggers is fiercely trauma-bonded to each other (and their favorite old men: Maverick, Iceman and Slider 😆) while they form a new squadron under Mav’s command — when Cyclone pulls Jake aside to say that his father is dying and his mother has been trying to contact him for some time now. 

Of course, the daggers are nosy as hell and Slimav are Slimav, so everyone knows by the end of the day. 

They are instantly in comforting mode, trying their best to get Jake to just go home — but he insists that he's fine and his father is not dying, he's just a dramatic prick. 

Eventually Ice strong-arms Jake into telling them where he's from so they can buy plane tickets and take the idiot home. 

“Utqiagvik, Alaska.” He finally grumbles, arms crossed and pouting because the old man isn't dying. It’s just a ploy to get him out there. 

But yes, they force him to go home, with Bradley and Slimav in tow because of course. 

It takes a ridiculous amount of connecting flights and a stint in a very teeny tiny jumper, but they get out there. And Jake takes them farther North still, farther North than they had thought possible. 

There's a whole city in the middle of nowhere in the Arctic, full of bustling people and well-lit stores and dozens upon dozens of warehouses. And oddly enough, when they slip off their hoods, they aren't overly cold. 

There's a strange shimmer in the air here, Jake calls it magic and says, completely unethused: “Welcome to the North Pole.” 

As it turns out, Jake’s father is indeed not dying because Santa Claus (a.k.a Nicky Kringle) is functionally immortal and is just a meddling sonuvabitch who really wanted his kid to take over his birthright this year — and to meet his new son-in-law 😉 Jake is absolutely horrified by both those prospects. 

He lays down in a snowdrift in front of the stables and begs one of the reindeer to trample him to death. 

Rudolph licks his face in consolation instead. 

A completely unsympathetic Bradley pokes him with a boot, “Why does everyone here call you JB?” 

“It’s my name, Jake is a better one.” 

“What’s JB short for though?”

“….you already know, Bradshaw. Yes, it’s that.”

Jingle Bell Rock starts playing in the distance and Jake contemplates how far his own immortality extends.