#tv: hockey

[padfootprongslet]

fuck.

[choccy-milky]

@foundthatoldzeppelinshirt what did u do to me...what in the wattpad is this... i only planned to do a few doodles but then i kept getting more brainrotted and things got out of hand LMAOO (and ofc i HAD to draw hockey player seb at SOME POINT bc its my duty as a canadian citizen🫡🍁🍁 O CANADA!!!)

[united-under-skyfall]

leverage is so fucking funny. man manages to find the most mentally ill and neurodivergent group of thieves on the market + an even more mentally ill guy whose literal job description was trying to chase all of them, and forces them into a found family speed-run by trying to blow them all up. they lowkey stage a full fucking country wide coup and are like eh 🤷 just another wednesday. this might be a fun place to vacation tho i guess. sophie shows up to her own funeral twice. they're so good at convincing people of their shit that they make a guy's body start reacting to an illness he doesn't have because it isn't real. go completely out on a limb and basically hand this one guy a new password for his computer so they can get into it and he goes with it. parker and hardison have straight up just "fake it 'till you make it"d into the fbi without even attempting to cover their tracks beyond just These Two Guys. half their clients never asked to be their clients and don't know they're their clients, and the other half are random people who find them who fuckin knows how, meanwhile no government agency can track them down without selling their soul to sterling. they make a point to have a dramatic scene w a Big Bad Shadowy Government Guy who doesn't actually get caught or brought to justice or anything telling them he's going to hunt them all down, and in any other show this would probably earn at least a minor arc later on but he literally never shows up again. an entire season finale hinged on a cake and a bunch of clams. they accidentally made eliot a celebrity not once, not twice, but three times. parker blew up her foster parents' house when she was like. nine. and it's hardly a footnote. hardison is just casually an artistic prodigy but it's only ever brought up for the most background of background gags. eliot's biggest beef with parker and hardison for like two and a half seasons is that they won't stop making weird food with lasers and refuse to realize they can't make a decent beer to save their lives. sophie's immediate response to being shot is to call her shooter a wanker. there's a character who has literally killed a man with a mop and they had the audacity to only put her in one episode.

[justbackgroundnoise]

“And how about that, the first person she gets to hug is her teammate, her linemate, Marie-Philip Poulin. Of course those two are engaged and it’s just an incredible moment to share” 🥹🥹🥹 Women’s hockey is truly a gift.

[suburbanbonfire]

Breaking, breaking read all about it!!

Tried my hand at a vintage style to celebrate the winter classic!

Prints here!

[rinksrats]

hockey screencap 2/???

[kensatou]

“you cheated :<” “no, you cheated” “no, you <3” “no, you 😍”

also��� short king serving humpty dumpty realness

[purecommemasolitude]

The H in hockey stands for Hell. The O in hockey stands for “Oh God please no”. The C in hockey stands for Cursed by malevolent beings. The K in hockey stands for Killing myself. The E in hockey stands for “EEEEEE” (sound my tv makes after I punch through it in anger). The Y in hockey stands for the word it sounds like, which I ask myself as I stare into space in despair

[seaquestions]

im just livin that life!

[id: a sketch page featuring my oc, blake rao, an anthro cat. the first drawing is him wearing a backwards cap & hoodie, doing a peace sign. the second is him in full hockey gear, holding his stick behind his head with two hands, sticking his tongue out & winking at the viewer. the third is him lounging on a seat with his hand on his cheek, wearing a suit. he also has a bandaid on his other cheek. text in the bottom right is lyrics from charli xcx - von dutch: "it's okay to just admit that you're jealous of me / you're obsessing just confess it cause it's obvious / i'm your number one (repeated 4 times) / your number one (repeated twice)" the whole page is coloured messily in shades of green, blue & yellow. end id]

[padfootprongslet]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY BRING BACK PETRY IM SO ANGRY

[sammaggs]

4x05 Dead Men Don’t Throw Rice | Yum

I would not recommend ordering the Tie Domi, Teemu Selänne, Esa Tikkanen, OR the Pavel Bure as I imagine they’re quite gamey.

Quiet, Very Stupid Canadiana in due South [more]

[ohpuckno]

[x] favourite hockey tweet of the week

[iwantahockeyhimbo]

WHY ARE HIS EYES SO BIG⁉️

[starthornisscratching]

No-Reference Monkees doodle page!

Really low quality photos but whatever, it looks better in person (I swear).

Zoom-ins below the cut!

[writergeekrhw]

THE IRRATIONAL "Bad Blood"

I co-wrote tonight's The Irrational with Mark Goffman and our awesome writers' room assistant, Jojo Wright. There's hockey and Shakespeare and go-carts! Also Rose is back!

Please watch! I think you'll enjoy it.

[endoplight]

(Disclaimer ⚠ This artwork contains blood and a depiction of a bleeding wound.)

Fallen

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Here's a commission I did for @kalevalakryze based off her Hockey AU fic.