#turtle service

[stoopid-turtle]

Timeline of GGDD Love

Hi yall. This is the index post for the BTS in Order posts. This is the post to bookmark if you want to refer to it later! (The first chunk is just copypasta from the April intro. Read More to get to the links)

I've looked for timelines of the bts before, but what I've found relies heavily on video clips, many of which I don't have access to. So I decided to make a text-focused timeline in English for the bts because I'm all up in my hyperfocus.

I mainly used this playlist on billibilli, though I also looked at a few other playlists (I didn't keep links, I suck). If I came across a video/reference w another date listed for the clip, I added the alternate date in parenthesis at the end. I chose to primarily follow this playlist bc it has a LOT of clips, has clips for every day, and doesn't have anything that immediately jumps out at me as wrong. I also cross-referenced with accio-victuuri's BJYX Timeline bc it's the most complete English timeline I've seen, and I respect the effort involved. And I ultimately I triple-checked against this weibo timeline. Again, alternate dates noted in parenthesis. Not all sources always agreed.

(the note on the primary playlist has this as its explanation of its dating: 广告以官宣日期为整体依据,若跨年度拍摄,则以最新发布日期为依据整理。Which Google translates to "The advertisement is based on the official announcement date as a whole and, if shot across the year, on the latest release date." I can't parse that so *shrug*)

I've listed out the bts scenes by date. I try to describe the known scenes, though I don't list out in detail EVERYTHING that happens (if I say "Xuanwu cave, bondage conversation", I assume you all know everything else that happens around that moment)(Though sometimes I get hype and fangirlish in the descriptions). A lot of scenes were unknown to me, so I tried to describe the setting, costumes, and vaguely what's happening. Most of the scenes I did recognize had more to the clip than the ones I've seen translated.

As none of what I watched had translations, I can't provide much context with that, I'm afraid. I also do not think these are in order within a day. I don't have any way to tell, so the timeline within the day, itself, is probably wonky.

I only included bts for the most part, not stuff the boys were doing outside the production. Everything's color coded. Scenes with only gg are in red. Scenes with only dd are in green. Scenes with both are orange (yellow just isn't readable, sorry). (If there's text with no color, just assume it's the same as the last colored text)

I wrote this literally by going back and forth between billibilli and Google Keep, so the notes are a little off the cuff. Let me know if you have questions or if you don't understand something. Or if you can't identify a particular bts scene you're curious about.

People are also completely free to take this and flesh it out if they want by adding the non-bts stuff. Any mistakes are mine. People are free to correct it as well. Basically, consider this public property for other turtles. So take it, make it your own, create a comprehensive google sheet that details everything in pretty color-coded order with media links that are cross-referenced, filterable, and sortable or whatever (PLEASE SOMEBODY DO THIS).

No need to credit. If you feel you have to, just say a stoopid turtle did it.

The timeline of ggdd love yue tag

April BTS In Order

April Summary + Takeaways

May BTS In Order Pt 1

May BTS in Order Pt 2

May Summary + Takeaways

June BTS In Order Pt 1

June BTS in Order Pt 2

June Summary + Takeaways

July BTS In Order Pt 1

July BTS in Order Pt 2

July Summary + Takeaways

Aug BTS In Order Pt 1

Aug BTS in Order Pt 2

Aug Summary + Takeaways

Overall Summary + Takeaways

Addendum 1

Addendum 2

[microsofttothemax]

im late asf but happy birthday to @rufwooff!! made a nice b-day piece w their boys :]

[68spidey]

Some traumatized turtles getting the Service Dog experience.

Blue's (@weregreatatcrime's rat!!) service dog Cheese can sense that these men are... a bit fucked up. Helped Don get some GOOD SLEEP for once and helped Leo work through a nasty panic episode. What a good bupper snup

[oozedninjas]

The orange peel theory

You saw this trend on TikTok, and now you must try it with your boyfriend. Would they pass the test?

General verses / sfw / ninja guys are late 20's

"Honey, I was wondering if you could help me peel this orange," you say before sitting next to him on the couch. His favorite show was about to start.

Leo looked at the orange, then at you, before taking it with a sweet smile. "Gladly."

This man never misses an opportunity to impress you.

Leo peeled a fragment with the sharp end of his katana, then removed it entirely with precise movements. He stole a few glances at you, wearing a flirty smile.

"Thank you, Leo."

He grins. "It's always an honor to help you."

"Babe, are you busy?"

Raphael turned, his eyes lighting up at the sight of you.

"I was just about to go on patrol. Why?"

"Would you mind helping me peel this orange?"

He tilted his head. You weren't one to ask for help with trivial stuff. Yet, Raphael shrugged, minding the way your eyes seemed to sparkle. It brought a smile to his face.

"Sure! Pass it over."

Raph peeled the orange, mindful not to bruise it as you admired the strength in his hands and his clumsy attempt at gentleness.

"Here you go."

It looked ridiculously tiny in his hand. You giggled. "Thanks, babe."

"Thanks?" Raph leaned over the wall, trapping you between his plastron and the bricks. "A kiss is the price to pay," he teased.

"Hey, love, I was wondering if you'd help me peel my orange?"

Donatello tuned to you, adjusting his glasses over his nose. "Of course, I'd be happy to assist," he gave you a sweet smile before cleaning up his hands.

"Would you like the orange peeled only, or do you want it sliced into wedges? I can put it on a plate— I think we have some little toothpicks around here; they'll help you eat it more comfortably," He said, moving through the place.

You weren't sure if he was talking to you or thinking out loud, but it mattered not. He definitely passed the vibe check. You were with the right man and couldn't be happier.

"Mikey baby, would you help me peel this?" you said, handing him the orange.

He was thrilled anytime you made him feel needed.

"Sure thing, angel. Watch and learn from the master of orange-peeling!" he said in an attempt to show off.

He's probably waving unexisting brows.

You sighed in that endearing way that only surfaced when he was around. Mikey eagerly peeled the orange and then bowed to present it to you.

"Thank you, mister."

"Anything for my baby!"

He'll be happy if you ask to eat it together.

[yardsards]

i needed to express a sentiment in the creative stylings of @dunmeshiminimumwage

[missmisnomer]

Nose boop incoming, prepare yourself

@sugarpasteltmnt The latest chapter took my wig and flung it into fucking orbit. Still haven't recovered it yet. Maybe Void can go grab it for me real quick.

Follow this silly little fucker's misadventures on AO3

[duckdodger]

SPOOKY SEASON

[imagionationstation]

Friendly nudge:

If you’re posting MM stuff about the upcoming series now, please use the spoiler tags.

If you’re posting MM stuff that spoils on the day that the episodes come out, please use the MM spoiler tags.

If you’re posting MM stuff two weeks after the episodes come out and most of your followers/the fan base has not seen them, please, please consider adding these two little spoiler tags to your posts.

I sadly had to unfollow people whose content I enjoyed because the MM movie was being spoiled for me and I really wanted to be happily surprised when I watched it. I wanted to make an opinion for myself.

I really don’t want to have to unfollow anyone else. Especially since me and many others would want to see our favorite posters’ thoughts after we get around to watching the series. But smaller creators tend to get lost in the tmnt chaos and hard to find again weeks after the unfollowing has been done. 😞

Please, please, I’m begging you to use the tags.

I’m not forcing. I’m not demanding. It’s your blog. I respect that.

But I’m sure there are others just like me who would seriously appreciate the extra half minute of your time.

Thank you! 💚💙❤️💜🧡💚

(Mentioned tags👇)

#tales of the tmnt spoilers

#tottmnt spoilers

[tmnt-tychou]

You get home late for work and find this waiting for you as you walk through the door.

[peach-moths]

Capril + Kiki's Delivery Service

[stoopid-turtle]

BTS In Order - April

I've looked for timelines of the bts before, but what I've found relies heavily on video clips, many of which I don't have access to. So I decided to make a text-focused timeline in English for the bts because I'm all up in my hyperfocus.

I mainly used this playlist on billibilli, though I also looked at a few other playlists (I didn't keep links, I suck). If I came across a video/reference w another date listed for the clip, I added the alternate date in parenthesis at the end. I chose to primarily follow this playlist bc it has a LOT of clips, has clips for every day, and doesn't have anything that immediately jumps out at me as wrong. I also cross-referenced with accio-victuuri's BJYX Timeline bc it's the most complete English timeline I've seen, and I respect the effort involved. And I ultimately I triple-checked against this weibo timeline. Again, alternate dates noted in parenthesis. Not all sources always agreed.

(the note on the primary playlist has this as its explanation of its dating: 广告以官宣日期为整体依据,若跨年度拍摄,则以最新发布日期为依据整理。Which Google translates to "The advertisement is based on the official announcement date as a whole and, if shot across the year, on the latest release date." I can't parse that so *shrug*)

I've listed out the bts scenes by date. I try to describe the known scenes, though I don't list out in detail EVERYTHING that happens (if I say "Xuanwu cave, bondage conversation", I assume you all know everything else that happens around that moment)(Though sometimes I get hype and fangirlish in the descriptions). A lot of scenes were unknown to me, so I tried to describe the setting, costumes, and vaguely what's happening. Most of the scenes I did recognize had more to the clip than the ones I've seen translated.

As none of what I watched had translations, I can't provide much context with that, I'm afraid. I also do not think these are in order within a day. I don't have any way to tell, so the timeline within the day, itself, is probably wonky.

I only included bts for the most part, not stuff the boys were doing outside the production. Everything's color coded. Scenes with only gg are in red. Scenes with only dd are in green. Scenes with both are orange (yellow just isn't readable, sorry). (If there's text with no color, just assume it's the same as the last colored text)

I wrote this literally by going back and forth between billibilli and Google Keep, so the notes are a little off the cuff. Let me know if you have questions or if you don't understand something. Or if you can't identify a particular bts scene you're curious about.

People are also completely free to take this and flesh it out if they want by adding the non-bts stuff. Any mistakes are mine. People are free to correct it as well. Basically, consider this public property for other turtles. So take it, make it your own, create a comprehensive google sheet that details everything in pretty color-coded order with media links that are cross-referenced, filterable, and sortable or whatever (PLEASE SOMEBODY DO THIS).

No need to credit. If you feel you have to, just say a stoopid turtle did it.

4.9-4.13 gg only - some group get together. The casting director is speaking to the group. this is where the clip of gg crying comes from. I don't see DD there. - Also boot camp stuff! 4.11.18 ggdd - table read (alt 4.5)

4.16.18 ggdd - opening ceremony (alt 4.6) - Dd only stuff at cloud recesses with lhk and uncle - Gg only stuff at burial mounds with yb and wq

4.17 ggdd cloud recesses punishment scene - Balancing sword on fingers with lhk - Sword point sand game - Burial mounds scene-inside cave. With wq and DD. Gg falls into DD's arms (wq shows her needles) - As a note, gg already doing the in and out sword thing as a kinda fidget while going over lines on his own - DD yells about needing to take a shit from off camera. GG looks directly at camera

4.18 ggdd - burial mounds outside scene. In forest. A-yuan hugging DD's leg and rocking him around. - While gg is reheasing, DD asks "Why are you being so fierce to me?" and apparently uses a cutesy way of saying 'me'. - GG and DD talk about Produce 101 - Also clip where gg is holding small white fan and yelling out in an exaggerated fashion while giggling - Night, DD looking at lhk's phone over his shoulder

4.18 gg only. Wwx in black getting ready to leave cloud recesses (jyl and jc in white)

4.19 ggdd at cloud recesses. Chatting while gg holds white fan - gg only - Jian trio with JC and GG running around JYL. GG and JC stare directly at camera. GG says "It's like looking in a mirror." - GG and DD talk about the difficulty of portraying LWJ across the timeskip.

4.20 ggdd - masked gg w lil apple. Confrontation with jc. Dd also there. Lots of sunscreen spraying (or bug spray?)

4.21 Gg only. Across table from lhk

4.22 gg only. In yi city w jin ling and other juniors.

4.23 Gg only. Gg talking to camera while holding white fan. He's drinking from a can

4.24 gg only. burial mounds. All villagers with him. - Gg only. Near river with mask - Gg only. Eating off-set with jc and wq.

4.25 gg playing flute while looking intense. Two handheld fans blowing on him (can't see who's holding them) - Ggdd - more cloud recess lectures. Both of them talking to Uncle and lhk - Gg takes a look at DD's Jade pendant.

4.26 ggdd. Also jl. Everybody in cloud recess robes. Director sits in front of them and talks. - ggdd sit on either side of director running lines and talking about the scene

4.27 gg only. When jyl and jc. Cloud recess dress. Eating soup. 4.28 DD only. Wire work. During wen attack on cloud recesses. - gg only. Burial mounds with wq and a-yuan

4.29 ggdd under tent, watching playback, then standing with head together but each on their own phone - First black fan appearance!!!! - ggdd running lines outside mianmian's house. Each has person holding umbrella over them. - ggdd outside, DD blue robes, with jl. I think they're filming the scene where they spot the dire owl -DD and jl play slap hands while gg gets bored (alt 5.10) - ggdd. In open area with a line of parked cars in bg. Dd does that thing where he gathers up the back of the wig and his blue hair shows underneath. - ggdd filming the binding scene. Ggdd swordfight. Gg jump real high - cut line where wwx suggests calling the binding "bing di", which apparently relates to a married couple - ggdd. Gg rides lil apple while DD leads. Husband wife scene. Gg new fan. Light blue. - GG and dd (and later JL) commiserate about insects flying in their eyes - Apparently a famous scene of DD staring at gg and DD's assistant noticing - ggdd DD is doing the sword in and out thing while walking. Gg walks up from behind, grabs the sword, does it a couple times himself. 4.30 gg only. Yi City. With juniors and a-qing - DD only. With lhk. Lhk show DD how to play guqi

I'll do an index post for these once they're all up. right now, I have notes through July, and I'm working on formatting May for tumblr (tumblr formatting is so frustrating yall). Will post as progress continues!

[mischievousspooks]

Ramen-tello

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Patient of mine got annoyed because she thought I told the EMT she was delusional

I didnt say she was delusional, I just agreed when the EMT said it…

[shummthechumm]

bumble wc is just a piece of writing from this series that TRULY astounds me. like the characters do not acknoledge that shes a living person whatsoever once she becomes a "nuisance" (she is fat and a house pet). and on top of that, to have turtle tail turn her back on her as well??>?? because gray wing has it bad for her and so we have to exterminate the "obstacle" in the way of their straight romance???

like i expect gray wing and clear sky to be dicks but..why would TURTLE TAIL rationally allow her friend (who lived through the same abuse as she) be shunned away from the moor group??

its some of the most mean spirited shit in this entire series and it only exists as a plotline...for what reason??? cause "kittypets are bad you dont want to be a kittypet"?? its not like you remind us every fucking arc erin hunter. because we're supposed to like gray wing and they really wanted him to serve as an adoptive parent to turtle's litter?? like..what???

i dont even have a real point to this post i just want to express my confusion cause what even was the goal. it does nothing but make the entire cast abuse-enabling discriminatory assholes who are willing to send outsiders to easily preventable deaths. and we're supposed to agree with these jackasses??? ERIN HUNTER WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY TO YOUR ELEMENTARY SCHOOL AUDIENCE???

[iztarshi]

Figuring out turtle faces has left me with a lot more appreciation for 87 and especially 03's designs.

I can see where the blunted triangle of the beak is balanced with the need for a face that can emote and eyes that are high enough above the nose to put a mask around.

[dryad-druid]

Imagine watching Maoujou de oyasumi and ending up with the need to draw your babies in cute pajamas.

Just look at them! So baby, so fluffy~