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dreamdropcompanions · 1 year ago

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trans dress 👗 🏳️‍⚧️

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krysmcscience · 5 months ago

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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

#fanart #billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #gravity falls #book of bill #i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context #turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao #look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities #you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way #i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy #don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol #also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D

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cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords · 4 months ago

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hey i lost track of time a bit is this gonna be the first winter where theres cybertrucks on the road. thats gonna go pretty bad i think

#turned off rbs on this because people cannot resist calling a trans woman dude #cannot shut down that specific version of the post so nobody gets to rb it anymore. tja

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chloesimaginationthings · 4 months ago

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Michael Afton is so fucking old in FNAF..

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lazylittledragon · 3 months ago

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y'know every time i feel guilty about bothering someone by singing along when i'm listening to music, i just remember that i have to tolerate my dirtbag brother screaming at his ps5 for hours every day so listening to muffled off-key fall out boy is probably preferable

#ramble #it's not loud btw it's just like. singing along in the car volume #not to get on my soapbox but there's a literal dent in his wall from his controller. and we're in the uk you CANNOT punch through walls #idk about anyone else but i've NEVER yelled at a video game?? like i'm absolute dogshit at 80% of them #and i've never had a PHYSICAL reaction beyond maybe 'ughh' then turning it off #if you're getting that angry maybe you just need to play different games because you're clearly not having fun #also added bonus that i didn't realise until adulthood. as a former daughter #cis son privileges are CRAZY #i don't even swear in front of my parents and my dude is just screaming actual slurs next door with NO consequences #like you wouldn't do that in public why is it ok to do it here #i think i've said fuck in front of my mum ONCE and i literally couldn't look at her the entire day #this is a box i am not ready to unpack yet akdhdh #is this just a my family thing or is this common

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bogcreacher · 5 months ago

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hey man love your comics! sorry people don’t treat you like a person

#hwat is it about free webcomics that turns some fans into the rudest most entitled people on the planet #this is NOT about my readers I’m blessed to have an extremely kind and patient fanbase thank you I love you <3 #But if you look at any even mildly popular webcomic the comments are filled with demands and hostility like what!!#draw ur own damb comic dude #rant

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scurvyboy · 17 days ago

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they work great together and don't run into any disagreements whatsoever

#i love you extremely cautious and oblivious to safety parameters #i enjoy the idea of stan being like "dude don't worry about it i'll just turn it off super fast”#because installing failsafe devices is for nerds #gravity falls #stan pines #stanley pines #fiddleford mcgucket #fiddleford hadron mcgucket #fiddlestan #myart

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sickkandstonedd · 23 days ago

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he is just so gorgeous i cannot

#will graham #hugh dancy #hannibal #hannibal nbc #god damn it dude #I CANT.#hannibal can we take turns pls

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crunchchute · 11 days ago

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duude

#have this for now..i actually wanted to post my 'refsheet' for him first but i was trying to draw a stylized version of him on the side #turned into a full sidequest with this #stylization failed he just has big leggies. thats something too ig #theres things i dont like about this but i havent posted art in what feels like ages so here. new year new blorbino #postal #postal 2 #postal dude #my art #crunchchute art #i will post the sheet too i just wanted to fill more space on it. not like i will ever use it anyway #i wanted to go for the venture teardrop shape head here but im not vibing with it much idk #again its oddly stylized. this started off as a chibi!!! what happened

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myrkulitescourge · 1 year ago

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the way that one line from the new epilogue in an astarion romance is going to HAUNT me

just. what a profoundly intense thing to confess to someone.

like, just these six months of newfound happiness with you exerts a force on his heart equal and in direct opposition to two centuries of endless torment, the gnawing hunger and exploitation. this flashbulb-bright fraction of his long life holds the same gravity to him as years upon years of darkness and suffering.

in all likelihood, he hasn’t even known his lover for as long as his worst memory lasted, that year sealed away to go mad from starvation and sensory deprivation, yet he still tells them this brief time has been so fundamentally and powerfully important that the weight of even that unimaginable hell is vanishingly small compared to this present he has now and the future ahead of them both.

how am i supposed to act normal about this.

#i need to lay down #just drop this in there right at the beginning why not!#that’s INTENSE. and completely sincere considering his demeanor at the party. god #he’s so… nice. in the romanced epilogue. i expected him to be a little smug and jokey #if tav told him the others weren’t doing so hot without the two of them around #but he takes it so genuinely and with visible disappointment?? literally shocked me #i thought he would say oh of course their lives have taken a turn without our impressive leadership lol!#and then redirect into something a little less flippant #but man. he just gets sad. astarion six months into a loving relationship is like a stray cat that instantly gets cuddly when you adopt it #dude went cotton candy marshmallow saccharine sweet in a HEARTBEAT #bless the others with your presence he says. i’ll always be here he says. we have forever after all he says.#head in my hands. how could they do this to me #astarion ancunin #astarion bg3 #astarion #bg3 epilogue spoilers #bg3 spoilers #baldur’s gate 3 spoilers #bg3

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mykindacanon · 2 months ago

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Old man Kremington and his totally ironic caregiver for life, Gideon.

#the amount of times kremy gets turned into an old dude is hilarious #it’s adorable #ol’ kremlin #I imagine Gideon can pick him up and move him like a fancy vase #with one hand #i love them #kremy lecroux #gideon coal #coalecroux #once upon a witchlight #witchlight carnival #legends of avantris #gricko grimgrin #morning frost #torbek

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drawing-in-teyvat · 4 months ago

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Kinich Vision Story - part 1

Characters in Natlan are so casual when it comes to death. Kinich mentioned almost in passing that he died during the war, but this series of events was TRAUMATIC.

#he got a vision and it basically turned him into a dendro zombie #dude...#this is actually more like part 2 of this story but #idk if I want to draw the part with his mom :(#genshin impact #genshin kinich #genshin ajaw #k'uhul ajaw #malipo kinich #I want to draw the rest of what happens next but I need to finish my own comic first!!#its almost done I'm just procrastinating on the lettering #natlan spoilers

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knightofleo · 4 months ago

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Angela Orosco Silent Hill 2

#in anticipation of the incoming remake #i tried my best to imitate the SH font but #silent hill #silent hill 2 #angela #angela orosco #theme of laura (reprise)#i've said it before but in spite of its occasionally clunky diction i think silent hill 2 is an unusually emotionally intelligent game #for any year and still today but especially so for where gaming storytelling was in 2001 #and for as many pitfalls a story like hers could've dipped into i think it particularly shines through with how they treated angela #not just choosing to depict victimhood as something that can be ugly and fractious and open quote “difficult” but then this #actively rebuffing james for trying to be a white knight and dressing him down for it too #“i know you mean well and want to help but this isn't a simple problem"#“and it's really hurtful and a bit insulting that you act like you can”#the switching to a first person view turning it into an address to the player as well #maybe even old videogame tropes too #“this isn't some princess in a castle kind of situation dude this is more serious than that”#it felt like a very deliberate statement about the depth and severity of a trauma like this #and in doing so showing it so much respect #there is no quick easy solution to this and you won't get one #then angela just leaves #and you never see her again #i really don't think it was to imply that it consumed her i think it was to underline what was just said #this isn't your problem to fix #this is where your part in this story ends #there's some strength in that

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zombroach · 6 months ago

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some dude sketches p2 wip

#postal 1997 #postal #postal dude #postal fanart #postal 1 #just some braindead sketches that im never gonna finish lol #all wip turn into r.i.p. i swear to god #my art

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nhura · 5 months ago

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QUICK NO ONE'S LOOKING

(See readmore for thoughts, cope, bonus, etc.)

Anyone else up thinking about Ratio's big, strong, secure arms and how warm and all-consuming they could be in a hug or embrace. :/ Anyway

I just wanted to draw them being cute and seizing a sliver of a moment where they could have some PDA silly time without actually having any eyes on them. They're public figures and working adults with very clear boundaries between public persona and private life (to varying degrees of "in a sad way"), so while it may be in Aventurine's nature to constantly blur lines for various agendas and self-preservation (read: play "the flirt" without an aligned goal), I believe that in an actual relationship they'd be fairly private.

It's kind of fun to break your own rules, though! Ratio would be more upset about the consequences, though. He's a little bit of a hypocrite, which is devastating for someone of such discipline, but nobody's perfect.

I'm of the mentality of, "If you're tired of working on it, then just post it!", so here are some fun peripherals that I didn't feel like adding:

Some staff in the background sweeping up to evoke a blended sense of fragile privacy and liminal time.

A laptop on the aquarium/bar/counter because there's something fascinating about seeing people on their work laptops in public.

The rest of their clothes (casual friday)

#hsr #dr. ratio #aventurine #aventio #ratiorine #my art #hsr fanart #there's nothing profound about this I just like drawing cute fluff. I'm having fun with my Gay Working Adults Romance #epic universe! still have to get on a conference call with ten people kind of thing #i'm always thinking about how both of them control the personality they convey very meticulously #how it's a survival mechanism for aventurine but some... other thing for ratio....#it's practicality and discipline and ideals.#it's also ''midnight on a sunday'' so i am going to schedule this to post at a ''normal hour''#and then ''go to bed''#what wip do i work on next. the answer is probably nothing i've already started #my art: hsr #aventurine doing his evil flirting thing to rile people up 🤝 ratio trying to ''be in character'' on the IPC broadcast and making his and #aventurine's work partnership ''seem blurry and messy''#= manufactured youtuber drama #they're going home and ratio's going to bake some fish dude!!!! aventurine is LLLLLLITERALLLYYYYY turning on the radio #and helping him peel carrots.#and most importantly #they are NOT googling themselves ‼

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thatnununguy · 2 months ago

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kid named balls

#homestuck #equius zahhak #do you ever think about how insane his chum handle is #like literally dude is once removed from being named horse cock on twitter #but i also think its literally perfect #the way Equius is a foil to the Striders by being unironically and openly into weird shit #um anyway i drew this to get him made into a keychain and he turned out soooo cute #a lil lopsided tho lol #but i love him still ❤️

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