#turkey sucks
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coffee-cait · 2 months ago
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Cheers Ratio, to our continued collaboration~🥂
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battfishe · 29 days ago
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happy belated birthday to my favorite gay little robot since 2017... I promise I did not forget about them I just forgot how to draw momentarily. they are 3 fingers old ❤ (they have to be nice about the ugly cake because the kids made it for them with love)
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outsidersheadcanons · 1 month ago
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The Curtises have ham on Thanksgiving day instead of turkey bc they all collectively hate it
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alphacrone · 1 month ago
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people really hate when you question tradition like damn i’m sorry for saying no one wants to eat turkey next week and also why even celebrate thanksgiving we don’t even like our family lmao
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antiadvil · 10 months ago
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everyone, DON'T go cold turkey off of your antidepressants. the withdrawal side effects are horrible and my doctor did NOT warn me beforehand- if I had known that when suddenly going off my antidepressant, I would be watching 2021-2022 era Dan and Phil videos, I would never even have started this medication. But it's too late for me now. My life is RUINED.
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nintendroid · 1 year ago
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Happy Thanksgiving and God bless.
Enjoy one of the greatest Thanksgiving sketches from the golden age of SNL.
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blubushie · 11 months ago
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Watching Mavis contemplate the idea of herself possibly being on the path to becoming an alcoholic is strangely cathartic after how she treated me for being an alcoholic. I'd say I wouldn't wish the shit I've gone through on my worst enemy, and that's mostly true. I wouldn't wish the shit I've gone through in full on my worst enemy.
So I hope her recovery goes quick. But I also hope it sucks. I hope she gets withdrawals that she recovers from, but I hope she suffers the fevers and the chills and the cramps and the cravings and the agony. I hope she learns a lesson in how she enables and encourages the way society treats the struggling, the less fortunate, the downtrodden, the traumatised, the addicted.
I hope she learns something from this and never speculates or utters another fucking word about anyone else's coping habits or addictions. I hope she learns to stay in her fucking lane and not judge people for the methods they use to cope.
I hope she comes away with the knowledge of what her own medicine tastes like, and I hope it's bitter.
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magnetictapedatastorage · 6 months ago
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Today's loser lunch: agéd corn (microwaved)
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httpfr3shlyrtten · 1 year ago
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Some may look off, was drawn in a rush.
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(Translation from Georgian)
“I LIKE YOU!!”
“Me too❤️”
A scene from my au/fanfic in a nutshell LMAOOO
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heyimboredtalktome · 1 year ago
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verdart · 5 months ago
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They shut Instagram down in Turkey let's fucking gooo (one more restriction for forming communities in a country under oppressive government, one less way to express your opinion, one more way they keep us from connecting to others)
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searsage · 29 days ago
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Happy you don't have to go to work day! Happy instead chill out and eat tasty food day!
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sucktacular · 1 month ago
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Adult core be like: OMG beef is on sale for $10 for ~3lbs!!! we have to leave the house rn !!!
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yakamozarda · 1 month ago
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I am getting way too stressed over this and the more stressed i get the more i get confused and i ended up smoking one cigarette to calm now but now i am annoyed bc it made me feel weird and im annoyed at myself for using it to cope esp since i was doing a good job quitting it like not smoking for a long time and only smoking one cigarette or something for fun but i did it now to cope with stress which is baaaad. At one hand i know relapses happen and i shouldnt beat myself over it but still. Anyways i asked a friend for help now and hopefully i will figure it out before the deadline and wont feel like dropping out soon
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boycritter · 5 months ago
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restaurants make a salad without chicken in it challenge level IMPOSSIBLE
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bunnyboy-juice · 2 months ago
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i was having a really bad day/morning but I got a hoagie from a new (to me) place and getting it was weird cause of a silly mishap but also i am stoked cause ive literally only wanted turkey avocado sandwich for the last 4 days :3
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