#Thats right!

[arsene-fixates]

can't believe they made a character (my f/o) so deserving of my affection just for me (i love them) (they love me back)

[waywardducks]

You ever wonder if Tim, Duke, Jason, and Steph just say popular words that our generation uses a lot and Dick realizes that he has no idea what his siblings are saying. Like-

Duke: Dang Alfred, this food is bussin’

Dick: what?

Steph: On god

Dick: who?

Jason: No cap.

Dick: Huh???

Tim: Frrrr

Alfred: Thank you all. I'm glad you enjoyed the meal.

Dick: WHAT???

I feel like after the group realizes that Dick is clueless to the lingo they start using it more often just to upset him and they get their friends into it too. Quoting memes and stuff bc Dick is so lost.

Kon: *Walking into the bat cave for the first time in a while.* Gurrrrl it don't smell like roaches in here or nothin’

Damien: Cuz the roach just walked in the door

Dick: 😯

Or

Dick: *trying on a new shirt* what do you think?

Barbara: Eh mid.

Dick: 😧

Or

Steph: Oh my god did you see Batwoman on the newtest issue of Gothemites?

Lorena: OMG YES! She’s giving Mother and I'm here for it!

Dick: 🥲

Or

Roy and Dick: *Watching Kon flirt with Tim on a mission.*

Roy: Damn, Superboy is Rizzing up your lil bro. Jason wasn't joking.

*Tim smirking at one of Kon’s advances. Whispering something before winking and walking away*

Roy: HOLY FUCK TIM IS THE RIZZ KING WTF

Dick: 😰

Or

Dick and Jason: *Walking into study room in the manor to find Bruce and Clark way too close.*

Jason: really? In front of my salad?

Dick: 😳

Bonus:

Dick: *looking smug as walked into a room full of his siblings*

Dick: That last mission sure was sus wasn't it guys!

*collective groans as everyone in the room stands and leaves immediately.*

Dick: 😭

[mellotronmkll]

The Daddy!

[whatdoeseverybodywant]

Jey Uso has been trending on twitter since Monday night 🫢

[httpfr3shlyrtten]

Some may look off, was drawn in a rush.

(Translation from Georgian)

“I LIKE YOU!!”

“Me too❤️”

A scene from my au/fanfic in a nutshell LMAOOO

[batshikns]

heaven's tears turn to steam?????? is such a banger line????

[stealthrockdamage]

you're gay and silly boss

[sorebelflower]

just learned all of the deck the halls of northville high choreo and performed it for my family, feeling good

[tomato-turn]

To be women is to be women.

“to be a woman is to experience pain”“to be a woman is to perform”“to be a woman is to-” SHUT UP SHUT UP 💥💥💥💥

[oncorhynchus-nerka]

VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.

Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)

[thinkingabout-girls]

90k note oli theorionsound

[dicipher]

[theancientdarkbeauty]

BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT

[blu-engineer]

favorite stan twins characterization is that they're both equally insane. stanley just gets more air time to show it off. loosely inspired by a post i read earlier but here's some absolutely insane things both of them have done

stanley:

drugged a person and turned them into an exhibit in the mystery shack

had a vegas wedding to a prospector-themed novelty dispenser

gave mabel a grappling hook

failed to steal an animatronic badger

chewed his way out of the trunk of a car

punched at least three bald eagles

is multiply divorced, possibly even with the novelty dispenser

committed premeditated murder on a llama

faked a heart attack to get on Wheel of Fortune

took his clothes off in front of a live studio audience on Wheel of Fortune

has a rivalry with a fifth grader, a grandmother, and a man who exclusively dresses like a corn cob

stanford:

pulled a gun on a bus driver when he wouldn't let a pig on board

directly assisted in mind-controlling ronald reagan during his election in 1980

gave mabel a crossbow

got bitten by a vampire bat and subsequently began sampling human blood

owns contraband outlawed in 9000 dimensions; keeps it in an extremely flimsy plastic case

"accidentally" set a hawk on fire

has exes ranging from as normal as his old college buddy to as weird as a triangle and an alien with 7 eyes who put a metal plate in his head

wears turtlenecks because he's hiding multiple tattoos he regrets, including one themed around "all star" by smash mouth

is an Extremely wanted criminal across hundreds of dimensions; was completely kicked out of one for card counting

is, bizarrely, super into the band Eurythmics

can see shrimp colors

[wanologic]

💅💅💅