#tumblrsexymenlore?

[franticfanficloremakers]

mordetwi walked so spamceler could run

hope you all enjoy and cringe at this cursed art @harveyhaslostit made

[franticfanficloremakers]

haha no context goes brrrrrr

@harveyhaslostit made this meme lol

[franticfanficloremakers]

randomly remembered that this existed, oop-

yeah so my friend @dubiouscrow138 made this image once and i forgot, but it also summarizes The Fanfic With Five Names pretty well so im just going to put this here lmao

[franticfanficloremakers]

yeah-

@dubiouscrow138 made this- No I will not elaborate.

[franticfanficloremakers]

theres this too

yeah my friend (and a co-author and writer) @mysticbloodrose made this at some point

[franticfanficloremakers]

to the people who said it had no merit

fuck you lol

it roughly translates to, "To the spirit of the departed Onceler Wife He lived ??? Years Senator Spamton had this made I forbid that this monument be sold or given away"

@dubiouscrow138 made this and showed this to someone who was both amused and concerned by this, like im sure a good portion of you are right now!

[franticfanficloremakers]

How much did you pay for the tumblr blaze’s reach?? It has been legitimately the only ad I’ve seen on the site and it’s after every 3rd post 💀💀

wait its the only ad youve seen? ill answer your question in a moment but im... a bit stupefied by knowing THAT detail specifically. as for how much i paid for it, well time to spill the beans i guess: i have blazed this SPECIFIC post (but i blazed other posts on this blog earlier this month) for $150. and thats only from THIS month. i have blazed this other times and i cant give an exact number, but honestly i can say in total i paid MORE than $200 on that post in general. now why would i do that? because i love seeing some people make jokes about it, getting REALLY pissed off from seeing it OVER AND OVER AGAIN, like just that knowledge is SO FUCKING HILARIOUS TO ME. the thing is about that too is THE PEOPLE TOOK THE BAIT! they took the bait, literally reblogging how much they hate it, how much its complete DOGSHIT and probably thinking about how i should be a cow on a trash farm like that one german dude on twitter said to edmund mcmillen. but theres also the polar opposite, the people who find it very funny, people who oddly enjoy it, like genuinely enjoy it. or people who just saw the blaze and think its based. i like that, too, honestly. i like this polar opposite dynamic with the post and how people see it over and over. its funny, at least to me. it gives me genuine enjoyment, seeing how much people both genuinely seem to like it bc funny, and how much people hate it. oh and yes i can afford this, so you all are probably stuck with this for a GOOD LONG WHILE, because i feel like i practically live in a factory job that pays me well enough.

oh and also, i see a lot of people dont notice what that post is referencing. originally referencing, i mean. people also dont seem to get the whole mordetwi thing so im just going to explain that, too: so i mentioned this horribly made mordetwi fanart made YEARS ago on deviantart with literally the same exact lyrics and a VERY similar background to the art my good friend harvey made. this is the art it was referencing:

so yeah, i mentioned that artwork to my friend harvey who was trying to come up with something for me to post on this tumblr to specifically make jokes about our cursed, horribly written at first crackfic that turned serious at some point (which to be fair, during this time i wasnt writing much but i got into it a bit later, came up with a lot of plot and helped the best i could with consistency on frantic fanfic writing, but enough of THOSE details!) and got genuinely better, storywise. i made that joke about the fucking ship we put in there, YOU CAN GUESS FUCKING WHAT I DONT THINK I NEED TO SPELL IT OUT. so i made a joke about him making parody art of that and the dude really did it. i was so shocked, astounded, and overjoyed with this POWER I HAAAVE that i blazed it and successfully knew i got people to go through some serious mental anguish, cringe, and even a small bit of trauma from viewing that. but also some people who genuinely enjoyed it, which KUDOS TO YOU PEOPLE YOURE GREAT!

but yeah no i spent too much cash on this and it probably wont stop anytime soon, SUCKS TO SUCK, GUYS!

[franticfanficloremakers]

WOOOOOOOOOOO!

THANK EVERYONE WHO HAS LOOKED AT (AND LEFT KUDOS) ON OUR FANFICS! Sorry I haven't posted much, I admittedly procrastinated but THANK EVERYONE WHO HAS SUPPORTED US SOOO MUCH! We've reached over 500 hits on The Fanfic With Five Names and 222 on the Non-Canon stuff! WEEEEE MAY BE ON A BIT OF A HIATUSSSSS but shouldn't be too long! Just need to write more for the plot and whatnot with the besties! So fully expect more chapters because I am NOT letting this die! Not unless if something ENDS MEEEE first! Btw, THE IMAGES ABOVE WERE MADE BY @harveyhaslostit, WHO IS ALSO A CO-AUTHOR OF THE FANFIC WITH FIVE NAMES! Anyway, here's the links to our fanfics! I know they may seem cringe at first (and they are, in all honesty) BUT THE PLOT GETS GOOD I PROMISE! <3 https://archiveofourown.org/works/44019171/chapters/110678991 https://archiveofourown.org/works/44132881/chapters/110974429

[franticfanficloremakers]

our fanfic has reached 100 chapters

yeah feel free to read the 100th chapter here, i suggest you all start reading at the first chapter though if you havent already!

[franticfanficloremakers]

ight ya lil bitches on this site heres what my friends and i made

we did charity for ya tumblr so here ya go, try to laugh at this and please leave kudos on the AO3 fanfic if u do laugh

and heres the one harvey did to put stuff on here on Wattpad to read as well, theres more chapters on the wattpad one anyway but more cohesive plot on the AO3 one https://www.wattpad.com/story/325988314-tublr-sexymen-lore-or-how-william-afton-fucked-the

please read and have some sort of enjoyment, even if its just some laughs

[franticfanficloremakers]

Alright, wtf is this

Hello, so me (who you can just called Phear) and a few others over the past weeks have ended up playing Frantic Fanfic, you know the game that's basically the writers version of Gartic Phone? Well, somehow in some way we ended up making lore/a plotline for this, which also ended up involving tumblr sexymen, so since this practically ended up being free charity work for Tumblr, it has caused me to make this blog. For people who may be oddly interested, wondering what the fuck is going on, or just wants to laugh and/or cringe at the stuff made and what we came up with, I will leave the links here: https://personal-hellverse.fandom.com/wiki/Personal_Hellverse_Wiki

[brieftravelerpolice]

Crying rn

mordetwi walked so spamceler could run

hope you all enjoy and cringe at this cursed art @harveyhaslostit made

[dubiouscrow138]

I contributed to this chaos. Congrats.

WOOOOOOOOOOO!

THANK EVERYONE WHO HAS LOOKED AT (AND LEFT KUDOS) ON OUR FANFICS! Sorry I haven't posted much, I admittedly procrastinated but THANK EVERYONE WHO HAS SUPPORTED US SOOO MUCH! We've reached over 500 hits on The Fanfic With Five Names and 222 on the Non-Canon stuff! WEEEEE MAY BE ON A BIT OF A HIATUSSSSS but shouldn't be too long! Just need to write more for the plot and whatnot with the besties! So fully expect more chapters because I am NOT letting this die! Not unless if something ENDS MEEEE first! Anyway, here's the links to our fanfics! I know they may seem cringe at first (and they are, in all honesty) BUT THE PLOT GETS GOOD I PROMISE! <3 https://archiveofourown.org/works/44019171/chapters/110678991 https://archiveofourown.org/works/44132881/chapters/110974429 To give you all a feel about what The Fanfic With Five Names is like, let me just put a few images below made by one of the co-authors, Harvey.