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we did it tumblr

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I’ve been waiting a year to post this

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yo does anyone else feel CONSTANTLY guilty? like you’ve always done something wrong but you don’t know what it is?

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we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

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I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

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me hanging out with black people in the summer: “aye, yall don’t forget to put on sunscreen”

them: 

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Calling vegetarian/veganism a “white people thing” as some fucking racist bullshit lmao

I am Afro-caribbean and Indian. Firstly India has the highest vegetarian population in the world, and in the Caribbean the rastafari have their whole ital movement/diet - which my Jamaican father is a massive believer in.

Y’know what other countries have massive populations of vegetarians and vegans? Mexico. Taiwan. Ethiopia. The fuck do you mean it’s a “white thing”?

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Idk I would be pretty turned on if my wife could flirt with me with that Shakespearean rizz (I'm a Greyro-ace lesbian)

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happy pride. here’s the link to wikipedias list of birds displaying homosexual behavior

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You see, the occasional stupid shit like this is the amusing part of America. the rest of it is shit, but when a Jerry Reed song is still applicable in 2024 then there's at least a little hope in humanity.

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so glad this lives on

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

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i can't imagine a world in which i haven't put this video on my page