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He slumbers.

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*accidentaly vents to friend* great now i can never speak to them again

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Some of y’all say “think critically” to mean “agree with me” and you shouldn’t

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no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck

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☕️

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i will never accept the sound of my recorded voice

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Attention all customers: our store will be closing in five minutes. If you are present in the store after closing you will be hunted for sport.

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if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

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A beautiful Hummingbird’s nest with a leaf roof..🕊️ 

(via)

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Pink Peach

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oh mine god, i accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine cock and balls…prithee delete it!! ‘Lest…thou desire to look? haha I jest, delete it…should thee crave… haha nay, banish it…'lest?

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ok reblog this if you’re offline

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my cat lets me pet her belly, imperial. can you say the same?