#tumblr horse derby

[aikaikaik]

THE TUMBLR HORSE DERBY

WELCOME TO THE FIRST TUMBLR HORSE DERBY (that i know of, anyway)

HOW TO HORSE: 🐎🐎🐎 - Vote for your FAVOURITE horse to make them go faster! (yknow, like those carnival horse derby games!) MAY THE BEST HORSE WIN

(also sample size reblog yadda yadda yadda HORSE)

[a-sentient-cup]

Honse

[sdaedal]

Olympics equestrian cross country announcer, at Versailles, most elegantly: that's a beautiful jumper. What incredible synchronicity between horse and rider. Phenomenal movement.

Me, at home, most ardently: GO HORSIE GO YOU SO FAST YOU SO SMART YOU SO PRETTY YOU BETTER GIVE THAT GOOD GOOD CHAMPION HORSIE PATTY PATS

[tinyturtle-bigcomputer]

Photograph of CLOPFUCKER 5000 taken before the first annual Tumblr Horse Derby, with trainer Boss "Big Boss" Skeleton (left) and jockey Ale Funderrem (third from right), circa 2023

[happyallykats]

Tumblr horse derby is trending yet when I click to see all I see are two posts what happened

[nwmo]

*shows up to the tumblr horse derby dragging this* hello I would like to sign up my. Horse to the horse. Derby

[pixelchampions]

So many people are voting on the tumblr horse derby post the tag is trending with like four total posts.

Modern tumblr in a nutshell, truly....

Anyway who did you vote for

[solarflare-s]

the tumblr news cycle in action

[crazymuff1n]

𓃗

[small-reptile-cake]

Dear viewers, we are streaming live from the Tumblr stadium where a horse race seems to be taking place. "THE END OF ALL THINGS" seems to be taking the lead, will "I LIKE YOUR SHOE LACES" be able to catch up? Seems unlikely. As we all know Tumblr.dot com has been continuously beating this dead horse into the ground for the past year, and zombies are often slow runners.

Up next, it will be rearranged into an arena for our reddit newcomers to partake in a friendly fight to the death.

More on this event as it catastrophically unfolds.

[gay-fae]

CLOPFUCKER 5000 FANART I DID

VOTE CLOPFUCKER 5000 IN TUMBLR HORSE DERBY HIS MASSIVE FUCKIN HOOVES WILL DESTROY THE COMPETITION!!!!!

[theonlyturtleinexistence]

VOTE FOR SISYPHUS OF PLINKO RIGHT NOW

[lana-1526]

Tumblr horse derby iz tending at top 2 in between two titanic tags

What a time to be sleep deprived and alive

[aikaikaik]

Lmao #tumblr horse derby is trending and the tag is literally just populated by your two posts

APPARENTLY SO????????

tumblr im both excited and scared you people are too powerful

[spunchthegoblin]

please vote for my son squanch he has every disease

[nwmo]

since there are only like five posts on the tumblr horse derby tag I would like to fly my banner