#never change tumblr

[curesforwritersblock]

tumblr: the only place where the news of the attempted assassination of a former president was conveyed via an old supernatural meme and is somehow still less popular than gay porn

[younghorses]

Answers one ask about marrying a character from our game, immediately receives 20 asks to marry, adopt, and kiss more characters from our game. Also a question asking which grumpus is the most edible. Despite Floofty's best efforts, it's probably Gramble. He looks like cotton candy.

Go with god, my angels. The horses do not exist to dictate how you engage with media. We just make the funny muppets with big feelings. GLHF o7

[mikkimadison]

I clicked on the "US politics" tag and was not disappointed

[benwyattforcongress]

Severance spent two seasons (and Lumon spent literally years) proving that innies have their own unique memories, thoughts, morals, beliefs, and opinions, and there's still internet discourse about whether or not any of the innies have the right to prioritize themselves in any way.

[bluecapsicum]

hello, i deeply deeply love your weather reports project... it always brightens up my day :) thank you so much for crossposting to tumblr! ☁️🌦️🌤️🌧️🌥️

Hi!

Thank you so much for such a lovely message, it truly means a lot! I hope that the reports can keep accompanying you for a long time.

[aikaikaik]

Lmao #tumblr horse derby is trending and the tag is literally just populated by your two posts

APPARENTLY SO????????

tumblr im both excited and scared you people are too powerful

[magnetothemagnificent]

Tumblr putting Winterbones along with an advertising collage of a bunch of fluffy ships was not on my 2024 bingo card but I am so here for the chaos

[imaginaryprotagonist]

This. This right here. Is why Tumblr is my favourite.

[dokidango]

I love how the conversation in THT fandom rn is 'who should June end up with?' when her options are:

- A literal war criminal who chose to help overthrow the American Government and act as a spy in the very system that enslaved you.

Or

- A soft father who kind of understands you're traumatised, but lost patience with you way too quickly. A man who judged you for killing a commander then hatches a secret plan to kill multiple commanders months later. A man who then has the gall to get mad when you suggest that maybe he doesn't know what he's doing.

The obvious answer here is that June should end up with neither of them.

[lastthroes]

bruh there was this long post on my dash about how fucked up the parents of someone were, and i thought it was some famous person that i didn't know of as i read, but it was about fucking star trek characters

[gollancz]

Poll time!!

[xanaxspritz]

why tf there p*rn bots i thought tumblr banned yall!!

[superflyse]

This brings me such joy

[akimojo]

I'm so invested in booping everyone i see on my dash that i have to pry myself away from this app so i can SLEEP

[nov5aftermath]

Just found out that there's a survivor fandom on Tumblr but it's mostly thirst posts

[friend-of-giants]

Oh goody, I see the porn bots are back in full force.