#never change tumblr

[curesforwritersblock]

tumblr: the only place where the news of the attempted assassination of a former president was conveyed via an old supernatural meme and is somehow still less popular than gay porn

[younghorses]

Answers one ask about marrying a character from our game, immediately receives 20 asks to marry, adopt, and kiss more characters from our game. Also a question asking which grumpus is the most edible. Despite Floofty's best efforts, it's probably Gramble. He looks like cotton candy.

Go with god, my angels. The horses do not exist to dictate how you engage with media. We just make the funny muppets with big feelings. GLHF o7

[mikkimadison]

I clicked on the "US politics" tag and was not disappointed

[aikaikaik]

Lmao #tumblr horse derby is trending and the tag is literally just populated by your two posts

APPARENTLY SO????????

tumblr im both excited and scared you people are too powerful

[magnetothemagnificent]

Tumblr putting Winterbones along with an advertising collage of a bunch of fluffy ships was not on my 2024 bingo card but I am so here for the chaos

[imaginaryprotagonist]

This. This right here. Is why Tumblr is my favourite.

[gollancz]

Poll time!!

[xanaxspritz]

why tf there p*rn bots i thought tumblr banned yall!!

[superflyse]

This brings me such joy

[akimojo]

I'm so invested in booping everyone i see on my dash that i have to pry myself away from this app so i can SLEEP

[nov5aftermath]

Just found out that there's a survivor fandom on Tumblr but it's mostly thirst posts

[friend-of-giants]

Oh goody, I see the porn bots are back in full force.

[throwing-summers-at-the-walls]

> "check out communities !"

> I click check out

> It takes me to the labs page

> there's nothing about communities

[useless-englandfacts]

I'm sure that's what Peirce Morgan tells himself.

Omg lmao am I seriously being compared to Piers Morgan bc I don’t think people saying Kate Middleton had a bbl is the same as the insanely racist hate campaign led by the British press against Meghan Markle just for existing

[hoziersong]

love how 911 abc is trending over us elections. only on this webbed site

[sweetpeawriter-tm]

i don’t think being a trans person means incest fetishes are okay but whatever floats yall freak boats ig