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i love when people point out typos i make and i get to show them the phone screen im rockin with
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My mom accidentally joined a grieving support group (long story, she's not grieving tho) and she's missing it this week while visiting me and she's VERY concerned that Lorraine, who very kindly offered to bring a baked good like mom usually would, will NOT bring the correct kind of dessert, she says citrus tarts aren't "griefy" enough
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📸 • Ryan for FOLIE (4.3.25)
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He really said “but that’s none of my business” lmao (x)
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On this day twenty years ago, Rose Tyler tried to find out more about the mysterious man known as the Doctor by googling "doctor". Iconic shit.
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Donna tartt wrote these gay guys so well because she did participatory field research asa gay man
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Doctor Odyssey episode 1: We’re not equipped to do surgeries on board. We can only transport patients to a medical facility on land.
Doctor Odyssey every episode since then: We can perform any emergency surgery needed in this luxurious marble-clad designer suite without any equipment, medications, or supplies, during tsunami conditions and orca attacks, whether we have electricity, blood, sedatives or not, sometimes two at a time or three a day using techniques modern medicine has never even heard of, as long as we can all have sex before, during, and after.
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TYLER HOECHLIN & RYAN GUZMAN & COLTON HAYNES
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Banana Pudding Cheesecake Tres Leches
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tommy scoffing when buck said eddie is straight though. oh my god
#catching up on all the drama this morning and this is probably the most glaring evidence#in real life gaydar is flawed#in tv gaydar is 100% accurate all the time#911 abc
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scoobdy doo could eat a big sandwich but shaggy couldnt be a silly dog
#also scooby doo literally does eat a big sandwich all the time#and he does it with his buddy shaggy because they are best friends
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#love a fujo diva jacking off in the corner like yes girl put those freaks into a fishbowl and poke them with a stick#but personally i would not like to be perceived by people who want my husband to be with someone else#because the mere thought that someone might think i'm not enough for him would make me want to kill myself#so do with that information what you will
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At the club and your straight bro 12 whiteclaws and 8 shot in starts calling U hubby wyd btw he is baely alive
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The trailer for the CW's cancelled "mature" reboot of the Powerpuff Girl was leaked. Warner Bros is trying their hardest to erase this from all corners of the internet.
Watch it before it's too late
@thealmightyemprex @ariel-seagull-wings @the-blue-fairie @mask131 @princesssarisa @tamisdava2
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if i was a celebrity i would want people to speculate on my sexuality and disorders because maybe it would help me out
#i think if i was a celebrity all the rpf shippers would get it wrong#and i would chuckle heartily about it
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she gets it
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