#tua august 2021

[gggoldfinch]

Hiiii! What are your favorite fics of all time? And favorite books?

(I'm in need of reading material 👀)

FRESHLY UPDATED AUGUST 2024 🗣️

OHHH MY GOD okay ! I’m SO GLAD YOU ASKED!!!!!!!! This is going to be an INSANE and comprehensive list crossing multiple fandoms/ genres. Everything will be on ao3, but some authors are also my tumblr mutuals or friends so I’ll tag them too. Regular books will be at the end!!!

Important Notes: these won’t be ordered according to preference, just as they come to mind/as I go thru my bookmarks; I’ll group the fandoms together. There will be a mix of oneshots & multichap, finished & unfinished, mostly xReader with some xOC. I do fancy darkfics, dead doves, and otherwise questionable material, but for the sake of social affability I won’t add anything that is too dark, and will give adequate warnings if it verges on being so; keep in mind all of these have their own specific ao3 tags to heed, remember the golden rule: don’t like don’t read!

By The Light of The Second Moon by @eloquentmoon: Star Wars, Darth Maul/reader, unfinished multichap, canon typical violence

Snacks of Dathomir by Kuraiummei: Star Wars, Opress Bros/Mando!reader, unfinished multichap, crackfic adjacent in that it’s largely about cooking + Mand’o language

Longing by sharknadoslut: Star Wars, Darth Maul/ reader, oneshot, power imbalance

Solicitude by @shiversdownyerspine: TUA, The Swedes/powered!reader, unfinished multichap, canon-typical weirdness

this is a gift (it comes with a price) by moonlightserenades: Ghost, Cardinal Copia/reader, unfinished multichap

I Knew Nothing But Shadows by @writingjourney: Ghost, Papa IV (Copia)/ reader, unfinished multichap

Friday Nights at the Vinothek by @writingjourney: Ghost, vampire!Papa II (Secondo)/human!reader, oneshot, vampire-typical bloodiness

Lapine by @bjorntobemild: Fargo, Ole Munch/reader, complete multichap, canon-typical violence & weirdness

The Price of Vengeance by Mighty_Peacock & Prickly_Panda: AVP, yautja/human!oc, unfinished multichap, canon-typical violence, obligatory monsterfuckery, Dead Doveish

The Shadow in the Valley by frogonalog: AVP, yautja/human!oc, complete multichap, canon-typical violence, obligatory monsterfuckery

the soft blue of a pale moon by dachande: AVP, yautja/human, oneshot, canon-typical violence, dub/noncon elements, obligatory monsterfuckery

electric by squilf: Alien, Bishop/ reader, oneshot, soft & sweet, obligatory robotfuckery

Breaking Bread by SS_Shitstorm: Transformers Prime, Megatron/human!reader (plus some other shenanigans), unfinished multichap, crackfic adjacent in that it’s largely about questionable chemistry, slightly more violent than canon, obligatory robotfuckery

Sweet by RandomFangirlX3: Transformers Prime, Starscream/human!reader, oneshot, obligatory robotfuckery

Who I Used to Be by TheNaiveMuse: Transformers Prime, humanized!Starscream/human!reader, unfinished multichap, verges on bodyhorror?

the beast that you know by ghoulstly: OFF, Batter/reader, oneshot

Rest for the Wicked by Korpuskat: Halloween, Michael Myers/reader, complete multichap, canon-typical violence, Dead Dove

Put a Pin in It by charCUTIErie: Hellraiser, Pinhead/ OC, unfinished multichap, canon-typical violence & bdsm elements, Dead Dove

The Mountain by TheMusicalHermit: Overwatch, unfinished multichap, Jamison Fawkes/reader, canon-typical insanity

Soft Ribs by @0lemunch (bisquik on ao3): Snow White & the Huntsman, Finn/ OC, oneshot, Dead Dove

More Deadly by @0lemunch (bisquik on ao3): Fargo, Ole Munch/ OC, completed multichap, canon-typical violence

Ginger Snaps by @feralghouls (bisqik on ao3): Fallout (Prime), Cooper Howard (The Ghoul)/ ghoul!OC, oneshot, Dead Dove

janey’s dad by @ghoulphile: Fallout (Prime), prewar!Cooper Howard/ babysitter!reader, unfinished oneshot

The Interrogation by TheFlorescentElsewhere: Dune (2021), Piter de Vries/ OC, incomplete multichap, canon-typical mindfuckery, Dead Doveish

The Hound and the Little Thief by Seoness: Game of Thrones, Sandor Clegane/ OC, completed multichap, canon-typical shenanigans

That’s all I can think of for now, I’m glad to finally have a comprehensive list for myself to reference haha!

Now on to books:

Again, not ordered by preference. There will be a mix of novels, graphic novels, anthologies, academic books, and plays, of all different genres.

Dune by Frank Herbert

Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë (wrote part of my senior thesis on this one lol)

The Hellbound Heart by Clive Barker

The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka

Hellboy graphic novel series by Mike Mignola

The Shape of Water by Guillermo del Toro & Daniel Kraus

Hamlet by William Shakespeare

Idiot Verse poetry book by Keaton Henson

Women Writers in Renaissance England edited by Randall Martin

Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury

Norton Anthology of English Literature books C-F

Speak by Laurie Halse Anderson

Alien vs Predator: Ultimate Prey anthology (various authors)

To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee

The Low, Low Woods graphic novel by Carmen Maria Machado

Tender Is the Flesh by Agustina Bazzterica

Her Body and Other Parties by Carmen Maria Machado

They Both Die at the End by Adam Silvera

A Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin

A Clash of Kings by George R.R. Martin

Arrows of the Queen by Mercedes Lackey

Again, thank you SO MUCH for asking. This was lovely and wildly entertaining to put together ❤️ Inbox is always open if you’re looking for more recommendations!

[carry-on-my-wayward-hobbit]

✨Fic Masterlist✨

(For anyone who cares & bc I love making lists)

A Stranger in a Stranger's Bed

Teen / Wolfstar / Complete Lie low at lupin's drabble/character study. All the angst of canon compliance

Sweet Dreams of Holly and Ribbon

Teen / Wolfstar / Complete A Wolfstar take on Hallmark movies with single dad Remus, Christmas fluff, and side Jily

Tennessee Honey

Explicit / Klave / CompleteJust pure PWP for Klave Fucktober 2021 prompt 'Kitchen Sex'

Sucker Punch

Mature / Klave / Complete Modern AU , one night stand with an open/ambiguous ending

Beyond This Mortal Coil Series

Teen / Klave / Complete Reincarnation AU, technically set after S2 but mainly focusing around events of S1 for the reincarnation prompts for Enklave Fest 2021 & TUA AUgust 2021 Part 1: I’m Not Dead Just Floating Part 2: Can't Help Falling In Love

January Rain

Teen / Klave / Complete A different interpretation of what might have happened with the Sparrows, written for Enklave Fest 2021 prompt Hallucinations

This Years Love

Teen / Klave / Complete A snippet into Klaus and Dave's relationship during Vietnam, written for Enklave Fest 2021 prompts dog tags & Valentines Day.

Matryoshka

Mature / Klave / Indefinite Haitus Basically a Russian Doll AU

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I posted 11,713 times in 2022

That's 3,190 more posts than 2021!

187 posts created (2%)

11,526 posts reblogged (98%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

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I tagged 1,905 of my posts in 2022

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#fave - 117 posts

#ref - 92 posts

#unreality - 61 posts

#big ref - 48 posts

#tua spoilers - 48 posts

#sandman spoilers - 29 posts

#help - 28 posts

#long post - 26 posts

#yeah - 24 posts

Longest Tag: 137 characters

#i had a not like other girls phase in middle school and it had nothing to do with ‘not respecting their inner lives’ and everything to do

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

packers are cool. stps are cool. strokers are cool. transmascs and trans men and anyone else who likes having a dick sometimes or all the time deserve to have support and easily available information for them

947 notes - Posted October 8, 2022

#4

i really wanna tell all the homophobes so mad about “no straight people in the sandman!” that the ceo and the interviewee in the diner were straight and be like look!!! look see there’s straight people!!! why aren’t you happy with that!!!

1,101 notes - Posted August 24, 2022

#3

oh ym fucking god when i was 14 and repressed trans and wanted to kill myself and rebuilt my life off of mcr they were right when they said it woukd get better and oh my g od this is it he’s in a dress he’s in a catgirl outfit they’re in booty shorts they’re in a skin tight skeleton costume guys it was worth it can anyone fucking hear me

1,257 notes - Posted September 5, 2022

#2

william shatner: WHY DO YOU THINK KIRK IS BISEXUAL

william shatner looking at men:

See the full post

2,169 notes - Posted April 19, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

star trek is literally such a homosexual show but also star trek will be like “this goo having sex with this goo is still a man and a woman”

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[hardlyhardinge]

I posted 2,867 times in 2022

That's 878 more posts than 2021!

28 posts created (1%)

2,839 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@m-e-w-666

@thewinegrannie

@dingdongyouarewrong

@9tiny9bunny9baby9

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I tagged 1,224 of my posts in 2022

#dracula daily - 351 posts

#tma - 185 posts

#doctor who - 141 posts

#rqg - 52 posts

#stranger things - 50 posts

#tua - 33 posts

#encanto - 26 posts

#eurovision - 25 posts

#derry girls - 25 posts

#rqg epilogue - 17 posts

Longest Tag: 138 characters

#as a non-american i have seen the movie groundhog day so many times (ironically) that i am desperate to go see the groundhog at some point

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Goncharov characters as Taylor Swift lyrics:

Goncharov - you were an expert at sorry/ and keeping lines blurry/never impressed by me acing your tests (dear john) this one took me a while but I legit feel like these lines get to the core of who he is especially regarding his relationship with Katya

Andrey - no one wanted to play with me as a little kid/ but I've been screaming like a criminal ever since/ to make them love me and make it seem effortless/ this is the first time I've felt the need to confess/ and I swear/ I'm only cryptic and Machiavellian cause I care (mastermind) like I'm actually gonna cry at how well this fits him

Katya - new to town with a made up name (the lucky one) hehe sorry to go so literal with this one but I couldn't resist

Sofia - it's me, hi/ I'm the problem it's me (antihero) no shade I love Sofia but my girl is definitely a Problem TM

60 notes - Posted November 20, 2022

#4

Dracula daily no context spoilers

64 notes - Posted October 1, 2022

#3

He's literally the Gina Linetti meme

98 notes - Posted January 20, 2022

#2

Renfield today

185 notes - Posted August 20, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

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[silverysnake]

I posted 2,140 times in 2022

That's 520 more posts than 2021!

39 posts created (2%) (guess I’m just uncreative)

2,101 posts reblogged (98%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@eevulpix

@directlyat-thesun

@ancient-namess

@homoromoacecase

@robiinbuckley

I tagged 643 of my posts in 2022

#the batman - 40 posts

#tua - 36 posts

#the umbrella academy - 31 posts

#tag game - 21 posts

#klaus hargreeves - 21 posts

#steddie - 16 posts

#tua spoilers - 14 posts

#mood - 14 posts

#so true - 13 posts

#stranger things - 12 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#but i’ll make myself finish dune first because i have five books that i started and didn’t finish and i’ve reached the point where it starts

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

🎶✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨ <3

thank you for the ask <3

(did I wait to answer this till after yungblud’s new song dropped? maybe, you can never prove it…)

tissues by yungblud

take cover by all time low

the light behind your eyes by my chemical romance

down with my demons by lø spirit

nightmares in paradise by palaye royale

i’m just gonna tag @pure-black-void and @shadow-of-a-cloud bc they have proven to have great music taste and if i was able to do this twice so should you!! Also open tag for anyone else who wants to do this!!

3 notes - Posted August 31, 2022

#4

my discord, in case any of my mutuals wanna be friends over there and use it to chat instead of the tumblr chat function(it’s in the tags because i’m paranoid okay?!)

4 notes - Posted February 26, 2022

#3

fav musician??

i first thought this would be a though question, but it’s actually not because halsey is honestly one of the few people i continuously listen to and her music is really great

(if you had asked for a band i would have yelled all time low without hesitation)

thank you for the ask!!!

5 notes - Posted January 20, 2022

#2

I’ve been thinking about this for weeks now so I’m gonna throw it into the void of tumblr.

The song “Kein Liebeslied” by Kraftklub is one of those songs where when I listen to it I imagine Eddie singing it for Steve bc he wrote it about him. I know it’s german and all but it’s all I can think about when I listen to it.

It’s basically about this guy who tried to write a love song but didn’t know how bc everything he writes just doesn’t seem good enough for the person he loves but in the end he ends up with that song that’s literally called “no lovesong/not a lovesong”

8 notes - Posted December 2, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Hello my tumblr mutuals,

I’m going to a con this weekend and we have a two hour drive before us tomorrow so…do you have any music suggestions for the trip?

19 notes - Posted June 2, 2022

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I posted 1,377 times in 2022

That's 917 more posts than 2021!

280 posts created (20%)

1,097 posts reblogged (80%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@capinejghafa

@pepperf

@himbohargreeves

@lochrannn

@daily-castaneda

I tagged 1,178 of my posts in 2022

Only 14% of my posts had no tags

#the umbrella academy - 451 posts

#diego hargreeves - 410 posts

#lila pitts - 342 posts

#otp: just be gentle - 311 posts

#tua - 302 posts

#diego/lila - 231 posts

#diego x lila - 226 posts

#dielila - 217 posts

#david castañeda - 109 posts

#fanart - 101 posts

Longest Tag: 83 characters

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

I am stoked for Lila and Diego together!

See the full post

551 notes - Posted May 19, 2022

#4

Sexy punk and her nerdy scout leader bf

not an au, just what s3 is going to be

(also, lol, it looks like they’re looking at the same thing XD)

648 notes - Posted May 3, 2022

#3

But, do you know what I love? When Lila tells Diego Stan’s not his, Diego’s instant response is like, okay, so he’s adopted, I can work with that. Like. Diego, you have literally no obligation towards a 12 y/o your ex (sort of) adopted, even if that were what happened. But no, he’s fully ready to continue being dad.

888 notes - Posted June 23, 2022

#2

LILA!!!!!!!!!!!!

980 notes - Posted May 3, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Okay, my top 5 fave as in funniest in my opinion line deliveries of s3 were:

5. Luther: “Tunde was not a prince, he was a king and he was unjustly deposed!”

4. Diego is tied with himself for “Guy in a carpet” and “AND YOU WERE GONNA DISSOLVE THE BODY?!”

3. Lila to Five: “Miss you!”

Five:

Five: 

Five: “That’s weird.”

2. Luther: “It’s like... Here you go. It’s your ass.”

1. Reggie: “And why should I want to befriend my own children? That’s for hippies and people with low self-esteem.”

5,577 notes - Posted August 3, 2022

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[tinned-beef]

I posted 1,854 times in 2022

That's 757 more posts than 2021!

124 posts created (7%)

1,730 posts reblogged (93%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@viktorhargreeves

@thehargreevesfam

@maibeenot

@in-a-slanted-outhouse

@greyladyblue

I tagged 1,828 of my posts in 2022

Only 1% of my posts had no tags

#tua s3 - 705 posts

#q - 353 posts

#favorites - 118 posts

#the umbrella academy - 112 posts

#tua - 108 posts

#fics - 57 posts

#my rambles - 46 posts

#tua s3 spoilers - 42 posts

#tua s3 spec - 36 posts

#analysis - 35 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#also five’s thought process in this is so well written!!! like yes he’s working for the commission but under all that he’s still a scared..

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

See the full post

724 notes - Posted August 25, 2022

#4

See the full post

780 notes - Posted June 19, 2022

#3

this bts picture is so pretty

979 notes - Posted July 19, 2022

#2

look at them go!

2,792 notes - Posted July 13, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

thinking about how when the sparrows are introduced it’s by their real names,, with their numbers being the nicknames (name aka #)

but when the umbrellas were introduced, their real names were the ones in quotation marks, with their number displayed first (# “name”)

6,985 notes - Posted June 21, 2022

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I posted 4,425 times in 2022

That's 4,425 more posts than 2021!

540 posts created (12%)

3,885 posts reblogged (88%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@in-a-slanted-outhouse

@forevereternally-janedoe

@sharkneto

@fiveapocalypse

@bundibird

I tagged 1,056 of my posts in 2022

#number five - 118 posts

#five hargreeves - 105 posts

#the umbrella academy - 101 posts

#tua - 83 posts

#my babygirl five hargreeves - 30 posts

#arlo's shitposts - 28 posts

#tua season 3 - 21 posts

#yes - 19 posts

#five - 19 posts

#autistic number five - 17 posts

Longest Tag: 138 characters

#the scene ends with “his it’s brutal in here as five slams his locker or the bell rings and he huffs as he has to sit history or something

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Nobody:

Five, in every second of every episode: this is great. I'm going to get a good grade in save my siblings, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.

597 notes - Posted June 28, 2022

#4

Hey, umbrella academy fanfom! Don't you dare let this fandom die once the show is over, you hear me? We need to stop letting fandoms die down once the cannon content is over, we can still have fun!

628 notes - Posted September 2, 2022

#3

Did they seriously just leave five to go off on his own in the finale? Wtf is he gonna do? My guy doesn't have any money, he looks like a minor so he can't get a job or a place to live, he doesn't have his powers so he can't fight nearly as well, and they just left him to his own devices? Yeah, that certainly can't end horribly.

739 notes - Posted June 27, 2022

#2

In season 4, I really want for someone to ask five if he's ok and five starts laughing hysterically. then the person who asked just slowly backs away, terrified.

836 notes - Posted August 12, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

I love how everyone in the fandom has pretty much the exact same reaction to season 3, and that reaction is "what the actual, genuine, serious fuck"

1,886 notes - Posted June 23, 2022

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[assaily]

I posted 3,173 times in 2022

That's 2,185 more posts than 2021!

25 posts created (1%)

3,148 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@sharkneto

@non-plutonian-druid

@big-tees-and-short-skirts

@kdangerfblog

@ancientstone

I tagged 1,548 of my posts in 2022

#tua - 840 posts

#tua s3 - 206 posts

#the umbrella academy - 160 posts

#five hargreeves - 129 posts

#tua art - 98 posts

#art - 79 posts

#tua s3 spoilers - 56 posts

#tua fic - 42 posts

#shark fic - 31 posts

#pluto art - 31 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#you guys forced the capitalist machine to move in such a way as to provide better and more affordable accommodations to autistic and nd ppl

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Five raised his glass to the rafters. “I’m home,” he said simply. “I’d like to take the time to enjoy that, y’know.”

Diego watched him pour another drink, suddenly understanding him. He’d been gone a long time, lost in a really terrible place that probably never felt like home unless he could somehow forget he was the last soul on Earth. ‘Home’ meant a lot to him.

When Five’s glass was ready again, Diego raised his own, still half-full. “To being home,” he said.

That earned him a smile, a real one that managed to soothe the crease in Five’s brow and make him look so incredibly young in its sincerity, and so incredibly old in its deep gratitude. He raised his glass and clinked it against Diego’s. “To finally being home.”

~-~

Or; Five gets kidnapped and it goes wrong (for the kidnapper).

Oh hey look something new. :)

43 notes - Posted November 9, 2022

#4

Five is now a permanent resident of the Hotel Oblivion.

The rooms are crap and the service is definitely sub-par, but at least his siblings are safe, right?

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Guys it’s the secret HOb fic that’s been rolling around in my head for a year. Heed the tags, Five angst and whump ahoy!

65 notes - Posted April 9, 2022

#3

Hey! I hope your day has been going well!! I was just wondering if you have any recommendations for whump/angsty five hargreeves fics?

I do have a few suggestions from my never ending search for good five fics. Mostly these are just my bookmarks from the last few months.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40268679/chapters/102041718 by @clementineofmine is very good so far, the whump is quietly lurking in background and occasionally reminds you it's there with little jabs to the face. Good stuff.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40331880 this one is nearly the same vein but I adore it. Simple oneshot, very good, don't know the author's tumblr sorry.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/39036603 more a domestic fluff and hurt/comfort but very good. The horror thinks five is neat, the fic.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/38427829/chapters/96037309 I don't think I've gotten around to finishing this one myself, but the chapters I read were fantastic. Five attacks his siblings and they almost die, and Five almost dies from the guilt.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/36352795/chapters/90631132 this one is. So Good. So good I got distracted and just spent the last half hour reading the last chapter again bc damn. Good angst, good whump, good family dynamics, Five is fuckin losing it in this one and it's great.

Quick fire of things I've been reading lately (heed tags):

https://archiveofourown.org/works/38498392/chapters/96219220

https://archiveofourown.org/series/2241834

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40560738/chapters/101618292 which I'm not giving enough credit here, this one is actually really good too

Of course there's also @sharkneto and his amazing fics and @jbd302020 who writes excellent whump and angst as well.

70 notes - Posted August 5, 2022

#2

Five was a surprisingly functional person when he was under a world of stress. Take that away from him, however, and all of his little malfunctions came popping out of the woodwork like termites, eating away beneath the façade. For all the bitching he did about being an adult, he was very much still a child

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I wanted to write about apocalypse habits, but it turned into Luther and Five fluff. I regret nothing, please enjoy the fruits of my labor. :) <3

81 notes - Posted April 16, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Ooooooo....a prompt ask....let me see if you wanna try this one?

"I wish you would write a fic where Diego tells Five, "Don't move. For the love of God, Five, please, do not move."

😂

For you, i give you fluff!

-

Five’s nap had turned a bit too warm for him a while ago, but he was too comfortable to do more than shift his arms to find the cooler, open air.

“Don’t move,” Diego said, sounding entirely unalarmed despite how quickly his warning came. The command was almost gentle, his voice low and nearly affectionate, filled with a quiet, gleeful mirth that made Five peel his eyes open despite how gritty they felt. He’d only been asleep for maybe an hour and a half.

It had taken so much to find sleep in the first place, he almost wanted to rage at being woken up again.

The sun had set since Five had fallen asleep, the tv behind Diego stuck on an endless dvd intro loop, the movie having ended some while ago and no one had turned it off. Five squinted at it, trying to remember when he’d fallen asleep. He and Luther had started some high-concept space flick that, while interesting enough to keep Five’s attention, had been tediously long. The last few weeks of sleepless nights caught him hard and fast, and Luther’s warm, solid body had lulled him into a sense of safety like nothing else seemed capable of.

Diego was standing between him and the tv with something small and boxy in his hands. It made a loud mechanical click that took Five an extra long second to place the nature of.

“What are you doing?” He hissed, already knowing the answer.

 He could see Diego’s teeth flash in a grin, the rest of his expression still hidden in the dim light “For the love of God, Five. Please, do not move.”

Luther snorted in his sleep, his bulk shifting like an earthquake next to Five. One of his arms was draped heavily around Five’s shoulder, and as Luther roused, it curled and tightened over his stomach. Luther sleepily squeezed Five flush against his side, sighing as he woke fully. “What?” he croaked.

Five’s mind had decided to fuck off for the duration of him being squeezed like a teddy bear, the shock and rush of the touch and pressure just enought to stave off the indignity. Five had the time to silently acknowledge that this was weirdly pleasant before the humiliation of it caught up.

The shutter on the camera clicked again, from somewhere in the darkness to the left of the TV, Five could hear Klaus snicker. That was where he drew the line, head snapping to the sound of his brother’s laughter.

“Oh shit!” Klaus laughed, guffawing loudly as Five appeared in front of Diego in a flash.

Diego tried to save the camera, he really did. Five had to give him credit for the effort. By the time he got his hands on it, they were both winded from the tussle, Diego begging for mercy as Five smashed the thing all in one go.

Klaus was on the floor nearby, wheezing with laughter. Luther kept trying to ask him what was happening; Five suspected he probably wasn’t going to get an answer.

“Come on, Five, that was my nice camera!”

“Serves you right,” he replied, then looked back at Luther. “I fell asleep at the ice planet, can we restart there?”

Luther blinked at him, shocked into silence for some reason. Diego shifted his shoulder so he could look up to Five from where he’d been pinned. (Absently, Five was aware that he wasn’t really pinning Diego, so much as he’d pinned him long enough to get the camera and Diego let him stay perched on his back after the fact.)

“You– You want to keep watching?”

Five shrugged, sliding off Diego and porting himself back to his place on the couch. “The plot line about love transcending time and space,” he waved his hand to illustrate the vagueness of his interest. “I’d like to see how they finish that.”

A lamp near Klaus flicked on, basking the room in warm light. Twilight had settled outside, and no one else had been through to turn the lights on. “What’re we watching?” Klaus asked, tripping his way around the coffee table to flop himself next to Five on the couch. His arm fell over the back of the couch and Five fought to keep his body from going as stiff as cardboard at being abruptly boxed in.

“If it’s the movie I think it is,” Diego said, giving Luther a look Five didn’t understand. “Then it’s too smart for you, Klaus.”

Klaus scoffed at him. “I’m not here to be entertained, Diego. I’m here to fall asleep watching some stuffy movie with my stuffy brothers.”

“We’re watching Interstellar,” Luther answered flatly. “It’s my favorite movie.”

“Oh of course it is, you big nerd.” Klaus reached over to pat Luther's shoulder. 

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I posted 4,112 times in 2022

That's 1,663 more posts than 2021!

304 posts created (7%)

3,808 posts reblogged (93%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@transfivehargreeves

@burnmyself

@sharkneto

@fandomsandbacon

@gatito-fantasma

I tagged 3,014 of my posts in 2022

Only 27% of my posts had no tags

#tua - 429 posts

#the sandman - 386 posts

#video - 250 posts

#tua3 - 249 posts

#number five - 135 posts

#tua3 spoilers - 81 posts

#the batman - 71 posts

#stranger things - 55 posts

#auspol - 53 posts

#tom sturridge - 53 posts

Longest Tag: 114 characters

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

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#4

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#3

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#2

beggin y’all to please look at the leader of the australian government taking OFF his visor before welding metal

21,381 notes - Posted February 19, 2022

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I posted 2,097 times in 2022

That's 289 more posts than 2021!

35 posts created (2%)

2,062 posts reblogged (98%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@reslutcitate

@thepartwhereyourun

@pushingbandcandy

@demigodbeyotch

@ersoandor

I tagged 1,501 of my posts in 2022

Only 28% of my posts had no tags

#lotrop - 247 posts

#monster teenz - 93 posts

#laugh rule - 76 posts

#tell 'em - 59 posts

#stranger things - 34 posts

#monsters - 33 posts

#bcs - 26 posts

#tough girl nance - 26 posts

#tua - 26 posts

#crows - 25 posts

Longest Tag: 133 characters

#but i'm in the middle of a huge amount of travel right now so i'm posting this in the frantic few seconds i have access to a computer

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

has this been done?

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#4

it's crazy guys i found a screenshot of a season 5 script online

118 notes - Posted August 9, 2022

#3

Understatement of the year to say I'm obsessed with this photo

179 notes - Posted October 16, 2022

#2

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My #1 post of 2022

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I posted 8,628 times in 2022

That's 6,115 more posts than 2021!

545 posts created (6%)

8,083 posts reblogged (94%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@burnmyself

@jellybeanium124

@actualtimetravelingcat

@sharkneto

@ds-sparrow-manufacturing-co

I tagged 3,579 of my posts in 2022

#tua - 1,503 posts

#louie says shit - 696 posts

#five - 613 posts

#tua s3 spoilers - 588 posts

#art - 330 posts

#lmao - 222 posts

#diego - 132 posts

#klaus - 125 posts

#tua memes - 120 posts

#my fan fiction - 106 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#watching the news like ‘the health secretary warns that there will be a rise in bouncy castle related deaths over the new year experts say-’

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Me every time I see the s1 Five funko pop with him holding the cup of coffee in his right hand:

332 notes - Posted May 21, 2022

#4

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#3

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546 notes - Posted April 17, 2022

#2

Purely for my own amusement I think Five should forget he can’t blink and walk into a wall

663 notes - Posted June 28, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Aidan Gallagher after the s4 announcement realising he’s probably gonna get all his hair chopped off again:

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I posted 13,289 times in 2022

That's 1,038 more posts than 2021!

1,441 posts created (11%)

11,848 posts reblogged (89%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@awigglycultist

@fiddlepickdouglas

@thedragonemperess

@angelwiththeblue-box

@anxieteandbiscuits

I tagged 10,716 of my posts in 2022

Only 19% of my posts had no tags

#0 - 778 posts

#tua - 1,822 posts

#hatchetfield - 1,655 posts

#st - 870 posts

#asks - 857 posts

#blue rambles - 586 posts

#jatp - 566 posts

#toh - 469 posts

#art - 455 posts

#nmt2 spoilers - 340 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#i mean there are a few tumblr names i know are famous cuz i constantly see them in famous text posts or their posts just get a lot of notes

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Shout to literally everyone who's going 'rip Allison who's the only girl in a family with 6 brothers' yall are legit still in denial Ben's gone, she now has 5 brothers. Sorry to burst ur bubbles tho :/

1,585 notes - Posted March 30, 2022

#4

He's right.

1,748 notes - Posted May 19, 2022

#3

Some triple A batteries for all those in need

1,920 notes - Posted August 7, 2022

#2

Anyways, how we feelin lads?

3,376 notes - Posted June 21, 2022

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Here are a bunch of B. Dylan Hollis's recipes typed up in google docs for those who want to make these recipes.

I've only got a few so far, but I'll continue to type up the ones he likes and add them here. Shoot me an ask if you have any requests for recipes to type up, but please check the original version of the post first. When I add new recipes, I edit the original post and then srb it for others to see.

DISCLAIMER: A lot of his videos he goes pretty fast or does not include exact measurements, so they may not be 100% accurate, but I'm typing them up to the best of my abilities.

Scotcheroos

Chow Mein Cookies

Ice Cream Cone Cupcakes

Deep Fried Oreos

Corn Starch Cookies

Copycat Almond Joys

Magic Peanut Butter Cookies

Cowboy Cookies

Leftover Bread Pancakes

Avocado Ice Cream

Avocado Bread

Magic Cinnamon Sticks

Peanut Butter Bread

Peppermint Patties

Christmas Crack

Eggnog

Apple Cider Cookies

Baked Apples

Deep Fried Cookie Dough

Potato Chip Cookies

Chocolate Zucchini Bread

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I posted 8,181 times in 2022

That's 543 more posts than 2021!

131 posts created (2%)

8,050 posts reblogged (98%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@lazorsandparadox

@bifrosted-flakes

@transfivehargreeves

@ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer

@uuhhhhwhat

I tagged 1,375 of my posts in 2022

#wwdits spoilers - 198 posts

#wwdits - 149 posts

#save for later - 51 posts

#doctor who - 42 posts

#tua - 40 posts

#the umbrella academy - 40 posts

#the magnus archives - 25 posts

#tma - 24 posts

#tua s3 spoilers - 17 posts

#dw spoilers - 17 posts

Longest Tag: 131 characters

#actually no maybe i’d rather they didn’t because we all know netflix’s track record with accurately differentiating celtic cultures

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

‘looks into the camera like on the office’? boring. tired. overused.

‘looks into the camera like guillermo de la cruz’? new. iconic. showstopping.

116 notes - Posted August 6, 2022

#4

honestly not a fan of the fact that y’all are only using gerard way’s pronouns now that he’s done something overtly gnc. like they said he uses he/they in 2015. what the hell

124 notes - Posted August 24, 2022

#3

doctor who as things i’ve said

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140 notes - Posted January 2, 2022

#2

god it’s not even subtext anymore it’s just text

284 notes - Posted May 28, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

*lemony snicket voice* police cars say ‘protect and serve’ for the same reason a box of dry, unflavoured rice cakes might say ‘delicious treat’. rice cakes are not a delicious treat, nor are the police there to protect and serve, but if you are unfamiliar with either you’re likely to believe what you’re told.

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I posted 190 times in 2022

That's 45 more posts than 2021!

41 posts created (22%)

149 posts reblogged (78%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@randomreasonstolive

@sodalite-fulll

@kyanitedragon

I tagged 190 of my posts in 2022

#the umbrella academy - 42 posts

#lgbtq+ - 35 posts

#m - 33 posts

#aspec - 31 posts

#tua spoilers - 29 posts

#greyromantic - 26 posts

#viktor hargreeves - 24 posts

#tua s3 spoilers - 21 posts

#m: the umbrella academy - 18 posts

#important - 15 posts

Longest Tag: 135 characters

#i'd never heard of most of the celebrities in the lego movie (including crisp rat. the good old days) when i first watched it at age 14

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Thinking about how fucking powerful Five, Allison, and Lila would be as a trio

94 notes - Posted October 24, 2022

#4

Mark your calendars because 2023's Neil banging out the tunes will be on Out of Touch Thursday

237 notes - Posted April 13, 2022

#3

Oh my god. Viktor's powers are connected to his emotions. What if he looks at himself in the mirror after his haircut and is so euphoric he blows something up HGDJSBNCKSB

345 notes - Posted April 22, 2022

#2

Honestly iconic of Viktor Hargreeves to cause the apocalypse the day after Trans Day of Visibility like. Am I visible enough for you now bitch lmao

403 notes - Posted April 1, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

The funniest part of Five almost telling Luther happy birthday in his wedding speech is that they have the same goddamn birthday

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I posted 3,392 times in 2022

That's 3,392 more posts than 2021!

42 posts created (1%)

3,350 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@butter--peanut

@narutwitter

@mokutone

@athenahuh

@tare-anime

I tagged 736 of my posts in 2022

#the umbrella academy - 84 posts

#tua - 71 posts

#spy x family - 59 posts

#watcher - 57 posts

#shane madej - 48 posts

#ryan bergara - 46 posts

#naruto - 40 posts

#ghost files - 36 posts

#puppet history - 35 posts

#obkk - 32 posts

Longest Tag: 136 characters

#only the one that have a tintiest moment between their fight that they see themself in the other and lowkey don't want to end this bitch

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Kakashi blushed and malfunctioned when he have to read the first line out loud

The truth is that you love me (then)?

He's so

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#4

43 children were born on the same day and in a weird way (their mothers weren't pregnant before that day)

Mr. Alien bought 7 of them

Why only 7?

Was he not rich enough? Is it because he felt like he couldn't deal with like more than 7 kids

No

I think it's because he knows he only needed 7 of them

7 to "ring the bell" the get his little prize, his glory

To activate the machine and rewrite reality, reset the world in his favour

So that's why he picked 7

But still it's funny

Why 43? Is there a meaning behind this number? And if there's so many of these strange kids, what happen to them (assume that all of them have powers)

12 notes - Posted August 5, 2022

#3

Shuri is a bright and briliant woman. Her humor is witty and she love to tease people.

She is a great leader and will continue to grow and become an even better protector and inventor of Wakanda.

So eventhough i love to ship her, i would die to see more of her own journey

I can image her life after wakanda forever 2

- she'll be staying at Nakia's house, healing for a while (i'm not sure how much since everyone heals differently) playing with Toussaint, helping Nakia with the school,...

- she'll start training with Okoye or/and Nakia and eventhough it's tiring but she'll find it quite stress relieving.

- she'll still be working in her lab and start teaching more. So that when she's gone, others can continue her legacy.

- she'll sometime visit Riri in her uni and check if there's other talented young people that she could potentially recuit before the CIA can take a hold of them.

- she'll sometime join in if there's any big decision from the council

- she'll help the Talokanil to upgrade their defense system and in exchange there will be trading lines made between the 2 nation

- she'll take inspiration from Wakanda, Talokan and Haiti for new inventions and plans for her own country and Talokan

- she'll oneday fight along side other heros when crazy shit happen (like someone about to create the multiverse war)

- she'll be one badass aunti/hero/princess/the love of my life

17 notes - Posted December 5, 2022

#2

Spy x family manga chapter 66 spoiler

I think someone might have done this but ima still do it

I have a feeling the Gardener will test Yor or keep an eye on Loid after such information.

They don't recomend getting close with the Desmond, their political party and seems a bit concered when Yor does mention that her husband is interested in the National unity thing.

Hmmm interesting

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My #1 post of 2022

My heart breaks everytime i see young twilight cry

Damn it, Endo bring back his friends just to make us cry and then kill them off to show the cruel reality of war

Love that Slyvie was his first commander in WISE too. Hehe she was so scary that he had to woke up

And we got to see The man - the one who saw something in young twilight to drag him into WISE

Hmmm i hope we get to see more of him in the future

40 notes - Posted May 16, 2022

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