#tu fei

[zhoudadudugongjin]

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[qpjianghu]

Why is c-drama tumblr sleeping on Desire Catcher??? There are literally two men who adopt a baby together???? And a level of homerotic devotion that involves the publishing of elegaic online fic and also serial killing????

[3majorursaminor77]

Okay so we all love to talk about what it's like when you want a very specific fanfiction idea written out but you can't find one that fits that niche so you have to take it upon yourself to get it done but by the time you're done writing it you're so sick of it you never want to see it again, right?

But what we don't ever talk about what a miracle it is to leave the fic for a long enough time, for me it's usually years, come back to it and realize you've forgotten most of what you've written and it's basically like you're an outsider stumbling upon this very specific niche fanfiction that just happens to fit the requirements you were looking for for the first time and reading it and enjoying it hugely whilst simultaneously saying to yourself "Wow, I wrote this?? Hot damn!" And basically just fist bumping yourself like this

Anyone else have this happen for them or is it just me??

[luxhesperus]

listen, i love this scene for a very obvious reason, and that is: bai yaxing was betting on luo fengping's anger to kill hu dayong just like he did with tu xiamao and he almost succeeded (and then again when he hypnotized lfp to off himself, using his pain, this time) but byx has miscalculated lfp

true, txm and lfp share the same grief, having lost someone that they love to greed but here's where byx has miscalculated: it's not that lfp's determination and belief is less than txm's (i mean, he betrayed and hurt the people he clearly cares about — who cares about him back — and faked his death and everything to get his revenge, if that's not determination, i don't know what is), it's that byx never considered what else lfp might believe in other than his anger and pain

now this is the part where another favourite scene of mine comes into play:

i think this was the part that truly and finally made lfp stop (i mean, lfp was already ready to stand down when luo fei brought up his mother but luo fei's plea and admission just might have done it)

byx feeds off on people's desires, mostly revenge, but i don't think he ever understood them despite how they all wanted the same thing, and certainly not lfp's, that's why it ultimately failed

i don't think byx ever considered that lfp's desire for revenge could be swayed by lfp's want to protect the people he cares about — as evidenced by the trio's moment by lfp's mother's grave and then that scene with luo fei above

another scene that further proves it:

another thing byx misunderstood about lfp is his love for his mother, byx reduced it to grief and anger and pain (which are easy to take advantage of) when it's also joy and cheer and comfort and a promise — to be good, to be someone with a sense of justice

(ok this has gotten out of hand and probably didn't even need saying but hey have my play money of two cents lmao)

[verycharismaticdragon]

warm up drawing feat. wen liunian

[kdram-chjh]

Cdrama: Ru Hua Ru Tu (Season 1) (2022)

Ru Hua Ru Tu 如花如荼 Promo Clip 01

Watch this video on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZNzLWULp-g

[weirdbabs]

hey, whats brutus’s favorite food?

“et tu”-ffée

[saetorimedia]

Series: Put Your Head On My Shoulder

What better way to spend being sick is by bingewatching some dramas? I watched the chinese Put Your Head On My Shoulder and was honestly addicted to it. This cute drama is a quirky remake of a novel by #ZhaoQianqian and was also remade in Thailand in 2021 #chinesedrama #romcom #review

While I was sick during the pandemic I turned to Netflix and decided to watch a whole bunch of dramas, one of the one that truly stood out to me was the Chinese drama Put Your Head On My Shoulder; based on Zhao Qianqian’s novel of the same name. With actress Xing Fei playing the lead role as accounting (but I think it was more graphic/commercial) student who moves out of the dorm room at school…

[ray-elgatodormido]

Welcome one and all to San Guo Strange Suggestions or Dynasty Dickeries (Whichever is better. Or just give me a better name) where you give the weirdest 3K ideas you can think of and I, your host, draws them. Kinda wanna do this once a month or once every two months, not necessarily host them myself all the time but why not do this a little community thing?

The suggestions and participants who made it in:

- Zhao Fan forcing Zhao Yun to make a dating account. By @zhao-zilong

- DW Sun Jian in a tiger costume with his kids as (chibi) cubs. By @0rzammar

- Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and Zhao Yun as the Powerpuff Girls. By @finrodsfelagunds

- DW3 Xiahou Dun with (Cai Wenji style) braids (feat. Zhen Ji). By @kakmem

- Chi Tu (Red Hare) and Dilu shit talking their riders. By @justaderivative

- Ma Chao and Ma Dai in horse costumes (Got a little creative with that one). By @dovahkiin99

- Sima Yi as an actual horse. By @the-kingdom-of-wei

- Lü Bu dressed as a giant cucaracha. By @maryannsa (sorry I can’t seem to tag you for some reason)

I think that’s all. Until next time as I ponder what just drew.

[ultrone]

what music do you think Jackie would listen to…?

very random playlist i know lmaooo i hope it’s at least a bit accurate. i tried to stick to before the 2000s as much as i could 🫡

Gwen Stefani/No Doubt for sure. I feel like she’d specifically love “Cool” by Gwen

I Touch Myself by Divinyls

Crush by Jennifer Paige

Fastlove, Pt. 1 by George Michael

The Cranberries (influenced by Shauna 🤔)

The King of Wishful Thinking by Go West (she got obsessed with it after watching Pretty Woman)

Kiss Me by Sixpence None The Richer

Back For Good by Take That

Some songs by Fleetwood Mac & Stevie Nicks, like Sable on Blond, I Don't Want to Know, Edge of Seventeen, Only over You…

Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God) by Kate Bush

Last Goodbye by Jeff Buckley

Madonna

Waterfalls by TLC

Right Here - Human Nature Radio Mix by SWV

Living On My Own - No More Brothers Radio Mix by Freddie Mercury

I feel like she’d also be lowkey into Country 😭

Shania Twain

Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus

Jolene by Dolly Parton

Amber by 311

Baby, I Love Your Way by Big Mountain

Angel by Shaggy, Rayvon

The Sign by Ace of Base (medicated Lottie got her into it)

Had a hanson phase lmaoooo 🧐

Torn by Natalie Imbruglia

Bitch by Meredith Brooks (she’d sing/yell this one in Shauna’s car)

I Try by Macy Gray

Girlfriend in a Coma by The Smiths

Alanis Morissette

There She Goes by The La’s

Two Princes by Spin Doctors

You Get What You Give by New Radicals

Fast Car by Tracy Chapman (I feel like Shauna would overplay it while driving)

Be My Baby by The Ronettes

Duran Duran

Bon Jovi

Fantasy by Mariah Carey

Genie in a Bottle by Christina Aguilera

Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus

Livin' la Vida Loca by Ricky Martin

Savage Garden

Uptown Girl by Westlife

Come On Eileen by Dexys Midnight Runners

Summer Of ‘69 by Bryan Adams

The Power Of Love by Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Hero by Enrique Iglesias

Whitney Houston’s top hits

Let’s Hear It for the Boy by Deniece Williams

Some Aerosmith songs, like Crazy & I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing

The Shoop Shoop Song (It’s In His Kiss) & One by One by Cher

I Love You Always Forever by Donna Lewis

Black or White by Michael Jackson

Accidentally in Love by Counting Crows (from the Shrek 2 soundtrack 😭)

Alone & These Dreams by Heart

I Think We’re Alone Now by Tiffany

More Than a Feeling by Boston

What’s Love Got to Do with It by Tina Turner

Close to Me by The Cure

Blue (Da Ba Dee) by Eiffel 65 ☠️

Endless Love by Luther Vandross, Mariah Carey

Be My Baby & Divine idylle by Vanessa Paradis

Smile by Lily Allen

I’m Gonna Miss You by Milli Vanilli

Conga by Gloria Estefan 🤣

New Kids On The Block

Don’t You (Forget About Me) by Simple Minds

Queen

Hey Ya! by Outkast

Dreaming Of You by Selena

extra… songs she’d listen to if she spoke spanish or was latina cuz i’m mexican and i’ve been thinkin abt this 🙂‍↕️

Tu Dama De Hierro by Marisela

Belanova, especially Rosa Pastel, Me Pregunto, and Cada que…

Formas de Amor by Calo

Mi Media Naranja by Fey

Bazar & No Controles by Flans

Gracias A Dios by Thalia

La Ventanita by Garibaldi

Ahora Te Puedes Marchar by Luis Miguel

Cuando Calienta El Sol by Luis Miguel

Mírala, Míralo by Alejandra Guzman

Virgen de las Vírgenes by Gloria Trevi

Ni Una Sola Palabra by Paulina Rubio

No Puedo Olvidarme Ti by MDO

La Calle de las Sirenas by Kabah

Enamoradísimo by Mercurio

Veneno by Ragazzi

Dile Que la Amo by Kairo

Hombres G

Oye Mi Amor by Maná

Rica y Apretadita (feat. Anayka) by El General

Moriré by La Factoria

Enloquéceme & Shabadabada by OV7

Timbiriche

Amante Bandido by Miguel Bosé

Alejandro Sanz

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Five Love Languages of Danmei: Biting Bracket

Zhaowen from Tu Fei Gong Lue / The Bandit’s Strategy

Characters: Zhao Yue and Wen Liunian

Submission:

So I know the translation isn't there yet (the TL isn't even up to them getting together they're slow-burny like that...) but after they do get together and after Wen Liunian gets over Some Stuff, it's mentioned several times that he bites Zhao Yue when they fuck. Then again, if I had a man with big pretty badonkers, I would also chomp on that shit...

Bingqiu from The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System

Characters: Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu (Shen Yuan)

Submission: 

Shen Qingqiu mentions several times that Luo Binghe kissing him feels like he's trying to bite his lips off... it counts, right?..

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[carryingthebannershitposts]

Not AU but just funny thing

So Racetrack (in my head) knows some italian, but specifically, he knows all the swears. And nobody else in the lodging house knows them. When Race gets mad he starts speaking italianish (mix of italian and english) and just starts yelling every curse he knows. So on a random Tuesday afternoon you could walk in and just hear

Race: I SWEAR TO FUCK YOU- FAI SCHIFO TANTO E SAI CHE CAZZO, STUPIDA FIGA, PEZZO DI MERDA, TUA MADRE È UNA PUTTANA E TU SEI TROPPO!! SE MI RUBI IL MIO SIGARO UN'ALTRA DANNOSA VOLTA, LO PRENDERÒ E LO METTErò NEL TUO MISERABILE CULO, PEZZO DI MERDA ROSSO CHE RUBA!!

Albert: U-Um- You- You're a fei kasi scifer stupido troppo too, whatever that means...

(Translation: YOU SUCK SO MUCH AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE F*CK YOU STUPID C*NT PIECE OF S*IT YOUR MOM IS A B*TCH AND YOU'RE ONE TOO!! IF YOU STEAL MY CIGAR ONE MORE DAMN TIME, I'M GOING TO TAKE IT AND SHOVE IT IN YOUR SORRY A*S, RED-HAIRED THEIF PEICE OF SHIT!!")

(I used google translate, I only know spanish english and french)

[yoonyeon0]

Hewo! I love your Hcs and writings and I have been following your account for a while, and just wanted to request some Hc's about Nicolas and a extroverted/Sassy S/o!

😭 I like to Hc Nicolas as a Diva by himself but I would like to see how it would be if he had a S/o that could match his freak (and maybe, just maybe, see how/if he would tell them about all of the "Identity theft" stuff)

No pressure tho, I love your works and i will read every single one of them even if you don't do this request! <3

thank you anon for all of the kind words 😭 you guys are just so sweet omg ❤️

ended up not liking my new format so imma stick to my roots

NICOLAS LE BANNER WITH A SASSY! S/O

ྐ❤︎. - being with nicolas would be hard for the normal person, always being energetic and sometimes (all the time) being the star of the show might not be the taste of most people but it is for the two of you.

ྐ❤︎. - nicolas is a very attractive and confident young man and all he needs is someone that can match his energy instead of putting restrictions on him all the time and you do just that!

ྐ❤︎. - you are definitely a fighter or have some type of experience in fighting because how else can you be cocky and right?

“oh you bitch! you’ve done it now..”

the girl who was continuously talking shit about you online was now staggering towards you, probably still feeling drowsy from the punch you gave her. her steps got faster and faster before she started running towards you, simultaneously pulling out a knife.

shank!

you chuckled lightly as the knife the girl was running with was now stuck inside of her

shoulder . you saw the way her eyes widened as she realized what happened making you visibly smile. you leaned into her face, forcing her to look you in the eye before speaking,

“next time, I’ll kill you.”

you pulled the knife out in a smooth and quick motion, letting the female fall to ground screaming before you. you threw the knife in front of her, forcing her to stare at it. you had done what you needed to and you were making your departure before a voice came from the shadows in front of you.

“woah! bravo! excellentement fait!”

the blonde man came out in front of you, slowly clapping as if he was proud of what you had done.

you looked him up and down before letting out breathy chuckles.

“and who are you supposed to be? a spectator? yknow what, i don’t even wanna know, just don’t tell anyone about what you saw.”

the man put a eyebrow up before pouting.

“that isn’t such a nice way to greet someone! i just happened to come across this beautiful fight! stabbing that woman with the same weapon she intended to hurt you with was just splendid!”

“you know, you talk to damn much.”

“but so do you?”

you rolled your eyes before going past him, bumping your shoulder into his.

“oh your leaving already? but there’s so many things i wanted to say to you!” the man turned around to see your figure walking away

you put up your hand and slowly put down all of your fingers until the middle one was the only one remaining.

ྐ❤︎. - and that marks the day he falls in love with you

ྐ❤︎. - lowkey starts to search the whole place for you after you leave and once finds you, he ain’t letting you go

ྐ❤︎. - you two are a match made in heaven. you match his freak so well and i mean that in every aspect.

ྐ❤︎. - you match each others freak so well that when you guys are together people (literally the whole entirety of purgatory) dread it. like you guys are most definitely chaotic together 😭

ྐ❤︎. - trailing off of that, everyone at purgatory probably knows your full name and age 😅 nicolas just YAPS about you to everyone near him

“and have you seen [name] fight? they fight like a-“

“a goddess. you’ve said that three times already and im sick of it.”

“oh come on fei, just let me tell you a little more about them!”

“no.”

“tu es juste jaloux parce que mon partenaire est tellement incroyable.”

“don’t switch over to french now nicolas.”

ྐ❤︎. - nicolas is probably a good boyfriend. key word: probably

ྐ❤︎. - YES you will be doing skincare with him, YES you will be making couple tiktoks, YES he will be following you everywhere, and YES he will fight anyone who badmouths you

ྐ❤︎. - lowkey I feel like nicolas would NAWT care about your personal feelings. he is just like that unfortunately but i feel like if he really warms up to you he will start to care more and more

ྐ❤︎. - you have to be able to listen to nicolas’s rants or he’ll be hurt (you never do, you ain’t gat time for all that)

ྐ❤︎. - if you are as sassy as nicolas, he will be talking shit about other fighters with you and you have to agree with him (you would either way)

ྐ❤︎. - if you aren’t sassy nicolas will be less fond of you in all honesty. he wants someone DIFFERENT like him 😪

ྐ❤︎. - now if you give nicolas in question some of your sass he will definitely be returning that with more efficiency because he lives for the drama and he also won’t allow that disrespect towards him

ྐ❤︎. - now, the big question; would nicolas tell you about his identity theft?

ྐ❤︎. - yes and no. he would definitely mention it by telling you that he wants to introduce you to his best friend before talking again, supposedly being the best friend but he would never come out and say “yeah I took someone’s identity”

ྐ❤︎. - honestly, I feel like nicolas doesn’t see him taking the real nicolas’s identity as identity theft. instead, he sees it as both him and the real nicolas being one in the same so lots of personality disorder over there.

ྐ❤︎. - besides all of that, the biggest downsides of both of you being sassy is that arguments last and for a LONG time

ྐ❤︎. - eventually nicolas will apologize since he doesn’t wanna lose you because your the first fun partner he’s had.

ྐ❤︎. - nicolas has attachment issues. argue with the wall 🙁

ྐ❤︎. - nicolas is a handful sure, but you are too so it’s a match made in heaven!

this one is on the shorter side - super sorry about that! also kinda cringy, i haven’t wrote in a WHILE

𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙤𝙣! 𝘿𝙤 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙡, 𝙘𝙤𝙥𝙮 𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙠.

[spanishskulduggery]

Adjective Placement in Spanish Overview

With regards to adjective placement, I know I linked that bigger post I made about what the placement of adjectives generally mean but I'll give a very brief overview and if anyone has any specific questions please let me know.

IN GENERAL for like 70-ish percent of the time, adjectives go behind the noun in Spanish. These are your basic everyday adjectives that just describe nouns; el gato negro "the black cat", la mujer alta "the tall woman", los datos importantes "the important data", las tormentas peligrosas "the dangerous storms"

And again, IN GENERAL, if an adjective precedes the noun it is as if you bolded or italicized the adjective. It makes the adjective really stand out because of how out of the ordinary it is. It's very commonly used in poetry, writing, or for hyperbole:

La cruel realidad = The cruel reality La fea verdad = The ugly truth Mis sinceras disculpas = My sincere apologies Mi más sentido pésame = My most heartfelt condolences/regrets

If you were looking at it more poetically you could think of "blue sky"... el cielo azul "the blue sky" is everyday Spanish, very typical. Saying el azul cielo "the blue sky" draws the eye to azul making it seem like "blue" is the most important or noteworthy thing about it

You typically see this kind of construction in everyday Spanish with expressions of gratitude, grief, horror, deep love, or any very strong emotions or when you're trying to make an impact

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Note: This will impact certain aspects of grammar, such as the nouns that are actually feminine but take a general masculine article such as el agua, el arma, el hada, el hambre, el águila etc.

As an example:

El hada madrina = Fairy Godmother La buena hada = The good fairy

To further explain this rule - el hada is written with a masculine article. This is because it has its vocal stress on the first syllable and begins with A- or HA- [where H is silent]; and treating it as feminine would cause the sounds to run together, so the el adds a kind of phonetic break to preserve the sound; but in plural it will be las hadas "fairies/fey"

A word like this would still retain its normal functions as a feminine word, thus el agua bendita "holy water", el águila calva "bald eagle", el ave rapaz "bird of prey", and then in this case el hada madrina "fairy godmother"

By adding a separate word in front, you interrupt that la + A/HA construction and create a hiatus in the sounds already... so you can then treat it like a normal feminine noun, la buena hada "the good fairy"

You might also see this with grande "big" and its other form gran "great/large", el águila grande "the big eagle" vs. la gran águila "the great eagle"

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Moving aside from the normal grammar, we now enter the exceptions. First - determiners.

There are a handful of adjectives that are known as determiners which come before the noun and they provide an important function in communicating things like number, possession, and location

The most common determiners include:

Definite articles [el, la, los, las]

Indefinite articles [un, una, unos, unas]

Possessives [mi, tu, su, nuestro/a, vuestro/a]

Demonstratives [este/esta, ese/esa/, aquel/aquella]

Interrogatives [qué, cuál/cuáles, cuánto/a] (Also work as exclamatory determiners which just means ¡! instead of ¿?)

Cardinal numbers [uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco etc]

Ordinal numbers [primer/primera, segundo/a, tercer/tercera, cuarto/a, quinto/a, etc]

There are also a few determiners of quantity such as mucho/a "a lot/many/much", todo/a "all/every", cada "each", vario/a "various/many", poco/a "few/less", tal "such", tan "so much" / tanto/a "so many", algún/alguna and ningún/ninguna etc.

And it will generally apply to más and menos "more" and "less", and sometimes mejor/peor "better/worse"

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Note: With possessives is that there are two forms depending on adjective placement:

mi amigo/a = my friend mis amigos / amigas = my friends un amigo mío = a friend of mine una amiga mía = a friend of mine [f] unos amigos míos = a few friends of mine unas amigas mías = a few friends [f] of mine

All the pronouns have their own version of this possessive pattern

mi(s) and mío/a, tu(s) and tuyo/a, su(s) and suyo/a, and then nuestro/a and vuestro/a are the same but the adjective placement is different

As an example - nuestro país "our country" vs. el país nuestro "the country of ours", or nuestros familiares "our family members" vs. unos familiares nuestros "some family members of ours"

A common religious example - Nuestra Señora "Our Lady" and then el padrenuestro "the Our Father prayer"

The possessives that come after the noun are usually translated as "of mine/yours/his/hers/ours" etc.

You can also see a few determiners/adjectives in different places in a phrase like - un viejo amigo mío "an old friend of mine" vs. mi viejo amigo "my old friend"

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As mentioned in the very beginning there are a handful of exceptions

Most notably:

viejo/a = old / elderly

antiguo/a = ancient, old / antique, old

mismo/a = same / self

gran = great, grand grande = large

And includes propio/a "own / appropriate", as well as bueno/a "good" or malo/a "bad". I discussed a lot of these in more depth in the previous posts and in the one linked above

In many cases the exact meaning is different, even if it's slight - such as el hotel grande "the big hotel" vs. el Gran Hotel "the Grand Hotel"

bueno/a and malo/a are generally either "good" and "kind", or "bad" and "unkind", though the meanings can kind of blur together... as something like la buena hada "the good fairy" isn't so far off from el hada buena "the nice fairy"

When places before though bueno/a turns to buen + masculine, and malo/a turns to mal + masculine

As an example - un buen augurio "good omen", un mal presagio "a bad omen/portent"

.....but in feminine it looks like you'd expect: buena suerte "good luck" vs. mala suerte

Similarly, and one I didn't include the first time is cualquier/cualquiera

cualquier persona = any person una persona cualquiera = an ordinary person

cualquier in front - regardless of gender - means "any", literally "whichever"

cualquiera in back comes out as "ordinary" or colloquially "any old" [such as un beso cualquiera "an ordinary kiss" / "any old kiss"], or in the case of people it could be like "a person of dubious/unknown background" sort of like "they could be anyone"...

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And then you run into what I would consider "collocations" which is another word for a set noun or expression

There are some words/expressions that have the adjective in a specific place and you can't really change it or it sounds weird, so you sort of have to learn them as specific units to remember:

las bellas artes = fine arts [lit. "beautiful arts"]

(de) mala muerte = "backwater", "poor / middle of nowhere", a place of ill repute or somewhere very remote or inconsequential [lit. "of a bad death"]

a corto plazo = short-term

a largo plazo = long-term

(en) alta mar = (on) the high seas

alta calidad = high quality

baja calidad = low quality

Blancanieves = Snow White (the character/fairlytale)

la mala hierba, las malas hierbas = weeds [lit. "bad grasses"; plants that grow without you wanting them to or that grow in bad places etc]

los bajos fondos = criminal underworld [lit. "the low depths"]

el más allá = "the great beyond", "the afterlife" [lit. "the more over there/beyond"]

buen/mal augurio = good/bad omen buen/mal presagio = good/bad omen

buena/mala suerte = good/bad luck

...Also includes all the greetings like buen día / buenos días or buenas noches etc. they're all considered set phrases

There are also many collocations that use adjectives in their normal place that also can't be separated such as los frutos secos "nuts", or el vino tinto/banco "red/white wine" etc.

A collocation just means that they are treating multiple words as set phrases or a singular unit

And again, some history/geographical terms will have these as well:

la Gran Muralla China = Great Wall of China

la Primera Guerra Mundial = First World War

la Segunda Guerra Mundial = Second World War

el Sacro Imperio Romano = Holy Roman Empire

la Antigua Grecia = Ancient Greece

el Antiguo Egipto = Ancient Egypt (el) Alto Egipto = Upper Egypt (el) Bajo Egipto = Lower Egypt

Nueva York = New York

Nueva Zelanda = New Zealand

Nuevo México = New Mexico

Nueva Escocia = Nova Scotia [lit. "New Scotland"]

la Gran Manzana = the Big Apple [aka "New York"]

Buenos Aires

There are many such terms

[verycharismaticdragon]

chapter 32 of TFGL is up and i was so right actually when i said this: