#tsundere spidey

[shironezuninja]

One of the causes for going on a Social Media posting pause was to finish watching Demon Slayer’s Hashira Training Arc’s episodes in English Dub within my main bedroom during the Labor Day weekend. It won’t be long until a Lucky Star pinup magazine poster falls off the ceiling next to the door’s exit. I’ll put it back up, but above my own bed, as reminders of The Banished One’s career needs to get taken down after 5 years.

[hime-arts]

Tsundere Spidey 🕷️💛

[savnofilter]

His Spidey-Senses | h. sero

         College AU!Sero Hanta x [GN]Reader

CONTENT WARNING(S): sfw, light suggestive content, kithing 😙, tsundere!reader, sero may have hyper fixation on a certain Spiderman scene, established relationship.

COUNT: 2k words [10 mins].

READ MORE: part two [masterlist + student masterlist].

A/N: this originally was a collab with a dear friend i am no longer friends with. ive been wanting to write sero more often and thought this would be the perfect work to finish and do so. if you so happen to be on my blog, ily. the first para to the fourth ("lectures -> day.") were written by her with very light editing whilst the rest is mine. wish we couldve finished this together years ago. anyways, hope yall enjoy this as much as i did finishing it. i'll make this post look prettier when my pc starts working again. 🥺🫶🏽

Lectures droned on and for you, it was a total bore. What you would give to be in the hero studies track and not stuck in the general studies degree... Hell, you were starting to consider your quirk turning anything you touch into rubber as a consideration for a strong quirk. As the blood hero, Vlad King, continued on, your eyes wandered to the clock above the board, counting down the seconds before the bell could finally ring. And sure enough, in ten seconds you were already bolting through the door.

You made quick steps to the end of the hall in hopes you could hurry and get these papers settled for the up-and-coming agency visit. As you shuffled through the papers you didn’t notice one of the windows that opened, the air from outside blowing the papers out of your hand before you could even think about what happened. Your eyes watched in defeat as the papers left your grasp, your brain not processing what had just occurred before one so happened to hit you in the face.

Your papers!

You rushed to the window and looked around in absolute worry, eyes wildly searching for them before sighing deeply in despair. How were you supposed to get them now? That was your only chance to get them done finally and they were due by the end of the day.

“Shit, shit, shit…” You mutter under your breath angrily as your eyes quickly scan the area helplessly. You crouch down body finally out of shock to collect your things. Of course when you finally finish this assignment after being so busy lately something out of your control happens again. While collecting your things in defeat a male's voice calls out to you from the open window.

"Did 'ya drop these?"

You whip your head around and look at the source of the sound, a gush of relief washing over you as you look over at your hero. "Oh my god," You stand up and lean against the ledge, hands reaching out for the remaining papers of the stack. The black-haired male pulls his hand back as you reach out to him, his actions making your arms recoil in confusion. A wave of annoyance promptly follows.

"Sero, give me the papers."

"Nuh-uh," Your boyfriend does his signature grin and moves to hang upside down from his tape. "You gotta give me a kiss first."

You scoff and tilt your head with a deadpan look, staring at him as you try to gauge if he is being deadass or not. You look away from his smug and handsome face, glancing left and right to make sure no one else occupies the hallway at this time. You chuckle as you wordlessly lean forward to give him a kiss, his soft lips eagerly meeting yours.

You and Sero had decided to binge old Marvel movies over the weekend and it may have been your worst and best mistake yet. Right into the first entry of the night, your excited boyfriend, Sero, insists that you start with Spiderman. You two bickered for a while as you wanted to go in chronological order, but later you chose to comply with his request only because he seemed excited to see it. In your memory, the movie was pretty good so there wasn't much complaining, but it wasn't the overall movie that got him obsessed. It was the most iconic bit of the movie for fanatics that set a cultural reset in cinema and fandom:

The upside-down kiss.

At that moment as your head laid on his chest, your cheek could feel the thumping in his chest speed up as the scene progressed. Instinctually you peer up at your boyfriend and lean away to see his face better, a playful smirk on your face as you squeeze him.

"No way you're blushing!" You sit up and get a better look at him with the dim and cozy lighting accentuating his cute face.

Sero rolls his eyes and gives you a look that begs for understanding, his hand grabbing your forearm as a plea. "Of course I am! That kiss was totally unnecessary."

"Mm, you think so?" You tease, body leaning into his and your face only centimeters away from his this time. "So you'd never want to try that with me?" Prying, your free hand that rested on his chest slid its way up to the side of your boyfriend's neck. Your thumb presses lightly against his pulse enjoying the way he shifts at the pressure on his neck.

"That's not what I mean and I didn't say that." Sero responds lowly. You two look into each other's eyes before leaning in to press your lips against his in a heavy kiss.

That night you two certainly did upside-down kiss, not exactly portrayed from the movie but you can already guess what went down. Either way, he was totally enraptured by that scene and used almost every chance he could to have you two recreate it.

You thought his infatuation was cute (which you made the mistake of telling him). In some instances, they were certainly out of place and even managed to gain a bit of a crowd when he'd give you a peck. You were a shy person when it came to showing affection, the fact that you were relaxed enough to do it so easily in private was a milestone. What really took the cake was his public displays of affection, the ongoing lookers enjoying a little too much of your abashed reaction to his advances. The perfect thing about your boyfriend is that he knows when and where to tease you, though. Every kiss he gave you caused you to feel embarrassment mixed with overwhelming love. Even in the more public settings, it was done with so much rizz you couldn't help but feel like a blushing schoolgirl or better yet, MJ. You couldn't lie, the whole appeal was that in many ways Sero always acted and felt like your own superhero—never mind the fact he was training to actually be one. As much as you were a tsundere at heart, his cheesy gestures always seemed to win you over.

But you know what the best part about this is?

You two were on the same page for your couple's costume this Halloween.

"You're my hero, seriously. I think I would've had a breakdown if you didn't catch those." You look up at him as he switches around to be upright again and step back as you collect the papers, giving him room to enter the hallway. He understands your thought process and effortlessly enters the building, gracefully landing on his feet. He makes sure to close the window behind him to avoid another mishap from occurring.

Sero doesn't say anything as he watches you fix the papers in order at a small table, eyes soft in their observations. There was a never-leaving tension on your delicate features, shoulders hunched while your back was impossibly straight. He had known you for a while now and it was clear to him that you were too stressed.

He stares at you for a bit longer making you look up at him with light confusion written all over your face at his silence. "Baby, let me take you out. You look stressed as fuck."

Your furrowed brows, slight frown, and irritation immediately lessen at him calling it out. You sigh softly and shake your head as you go back to rearranging your papers. You didn't want to outright say no, but there's no way you could easily agree. You felt bad either way with how much he does for you.

"C'mon, I can tell with my Spidey senses that you totally need me to take you out."

"'Ro, you have that training all the way into the evening tonight. I can't ask that of you!"

"Oh but you can," He genuinely smiles as he pulls you in by your waist. What you didn't know about him was that when he's around you, he always feels energized. Even if he had a super jam-packed schedule for a whole week, an hour with you always brightens his mood. He was more than willing to spend the rest of his night with you if it meant making you feel better. It wasn't like he secretly felt like he was sacrificing on his part either, he would willingly drop everything just to be with you. He pulls you closer as he places both of his hands on your waist and pulls you close to his chest. "Relax."

He mutters against your lips as you wrap your hands around his shoulders, a full-on kiss finally happening for the day. You softly hum as he applies more passion to the kiss, his hands sliding up a bit to hold your back and you arch into him. Your lips move so easily against his that you totally forget where you even are. The only thing you can focus on is that his lips and hands felt so good on you.

Your body melts against his natural fluidity, your muscles and joints already so accustomed to the black-haired male. You could feel something start to poke against your tummy, the pressure already sending a jolt of arousal straight to your core. You softly whimper when he slips his tongue into your mouth, wanting nothing more but to be engulfed completely in his presence.

As you slip further into the kiss, an irritating thought runs across your mind for the second time during this encounter: your papers. You groan in annoyance as you force yourself to pull yourself away from your lover, a string of saliva connecting you two. You bring up your wrist to wipe it away although not fully committing to pulling away from him just yet.

"Ah shit," You try to collect yourself and lightly pant as you look up at him. It was a mixture of not wanting to go, a silent plea for more later. "I have to meet with my professor-"

"Tonight though right, babe?" He leans against the wall as he asks. You sigh and nod your head in acceptance.

"Tonight, I promise." You lean in and give his cheek a kiss before taking your papers and sending him a small wave. You step back and swivel on your heels, hastily returning on your journey to the aforementioned lecture room. You’re able to hide the giddy smile that reaches your lips as you already start to fantasize about your boyfriend, but he already knew you would start cheesing the moment you turned around.

You felt so incredibly lucky to have your very own hero grace your life like this.

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[lukas-dusk]

Wade : Pfft, you should meet Spidey, he's such a tsundere.

Logan : He... He just stabbed you.

Wade : So cute.

[ts19009]

BTS FIC REC'S: PART 6

(CONTAINS SMUT AND MATURE SUBJECT MATTER)

(Bold title means favorite)

(UPDATED: September 4th, 2023)

Jungkook

order up | jjk (waiter!jungkook x customer!reader) @ressjeon

my euphoria | jjk [fake dating au ; ceo jjk x florist oc] @moyochu

The Broken Vow (manipulation, yandere, hospitals, divorce, mentions of death, angst,) @lleldey

game over (streamer/gamer!au) @ressjeon

the road to radiant | jjk (m) (fluff, angst, smut, gamer!au, streamer!au, rivals to friends to lovers!au) @kookskingdom

The Language of Flowers (Hanahaki AU) @justimajin

dance with the devil | jjk (angst, royalty - bridgerton vibes, childhood friends to enemies to ?luvrs?) @alphabetboyluvr

Not in the Way You Think (ChildHoodFriendsToLovers!AU, NonIdol!AU, VirginReader!AU, BachelorJK!Au, Fuck-Boy JK, Virgin Reader) @jungkookstatts

Seven Days Masterlist | JJK (nurse!jungkook x teacher!reader, non-idol au, brother's friend au, fwb, age-gap(reader is older), f2l, fluff, angst, smut) @hisunshiine

cool with you | jeon jungkook (strangers to friends to lovers. smut. afab!reader [she/her] x neighbor!jk) @kooktrash

Sour (ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP, BOXER AU, DANCE, AU SMUT, FLUFF, ANGST) @thvhoe

champagne problems | jeon jungkook (groom!jungkook x wedding planner!reader) @daegustae

we keep this love - j.jk (fluff, angst (5k, lots of pining and f2l)) @namfinessed

Taehyung

the odds on us | k.th. (m) (angst | smut | fluff | exes to lovers!au | slice of life!au) @jimilter

can’t take my eyes off of you (one night stand, smut, pinch of fluff) @mrworldwideshoulders

Crazy for You | kth (best friend’s older brother to lovers, a little bit of fake dating trope, idol!au, angst, smut, fluff, snippets of life) @oddinary4bts

best friend’s best friend (best friend!heir!jeongguk x heiress!reader x best friend’s best friend!heir!taehyung) @ktheist

all you want | kim taehyung (rich ceo!kth x rich student!reader) @kooktrash

Seducing the Villain 1 [Villain!Taehyung x Reader x Noble!BTS] @helenazbmrskai

Page Turner (M) | KTH (Kim Taehyung/ Reader, Teacher!Tae/ Librarian!Reader) @gukslut

Exchanging Heat (M) | KTH (Korean exchange/visiting student!Taehyung x (slight) tsundere!reader) @jinfizz

unconditionally || kth (ex-husband!taehyung x female reader ➼ genre: angst | fluff | hurt/comfort | smut | divorce au | exes to lovers au | parents au) @sugakookitty

tolerate it masterlist (heavy angst, one-sided love, forced marriage, infidelity, smut) @archivedkookie

entangled spidey!jungkook x fem reader, venom!taehyung x fem reader (romance, smut, love triangle) @caelesjjk

(re)starting over again | kth; masterlist (baker!taehyung x nurse!reader, amnesia au) @httpknjoon

the art of obsession | kim taehyung (dark academia. college au. painter!taehyung x writer!y/n [afab. she/her]) @kooktrash

lace & luxury | kim taehyung (sugar daddy!taehyung x exotic dancer!reader [she/her, female anatomy], taehyung aged up) @kooktrash

Seokjin

Knocked (Streamer!Seokjin x f. Reader) @sailoryooons

a human touch, part 2, final (robot!taehyung/virgin!reader, fluff, smut (NSFW, 18+)) A@snackhobi

On The Ropes (KSJ x F!Reader) (ex-boxer!Seokjin x lawyer!reader (ft. boxer!Jungkook) genres/au/rating: angst, smut, infidelity!AU, 18+) @raplinesmoejon

[punkeropercyjackson]

Pr*wlerpunk ain't bad as a concept but that tsundere Miles G shit makes think it's total ass and it ain't helped by me knowing that's how he'd in-character react to Hobie being attracted to him because he wouldn't like him back LMAO.Sorry not sorry,that's not comperable to Punkflower as we know it at least to me because the whole appeal is how soft and sweet and tender Hobie and Miles are with eachother ESPECIALLY in the context of us thinking they were gonna hate eachother over Gwen.They changed canon to be together before the movie even debuted and that's the beauty of Punkflower,along with Hobie getting that TLC instead of just giving it-Babyboy's more than earned it and deserves better than to have someone deny they love him instead of being all over him like Miles would and kinda already is.Plus imma be real,i don't give two shits about the posibility of bi dude Miles or Hobie liking men because to me Miles is a trans girl more than she is anything else and Hobie's already canonically queer because he's implied unlabeled trans and in fact my dream Miles romance is her being canonized as a trans girl like Gwen and Hobie becoming her main love interest in all Spidey media.Oopsies!!!

[sciderman]

Broke: Flash x Peter/Spidey

Woke: Flash has a major hard on man crush on Spider-Man and doesn't want to admit and stay in his fortress of heterosexuality.

Tsundere Flash

i don't know man i think we as a society have moved past the need for heterobro tsunderes, and i think flash moved past that in the 80s when his wardrobe consisted of pink tiny booty shorts and crop tops exclusively

this is a man who is secure in his sexuality i think. and his sexuality involves kissing men.

one of these men would probably be peter parker, if peter parker weren't such a square.

[cloudninetonine]

Weaver sounds like a good name for Spiderman!Player. They have web shooters on them just in case they can't make their organic webbing or they need certain kind of webs. Weaver has all different kinds of web solution for different effects: super glue stickiness, sturdier or even conductable.

Four and Weaver coming up with special gloves and boots for the purpose of wall climbing though. They aren't as effective as Player's natural ability but can still help in a pinch.

Have the thought of Weaver carrying one of the Links while webslinging. Wind gets the piggyback carry but everyone else is bridal style. Not even Fierce is safe Player is gonna take advantage of their super strength to mess with everyone. FD WILL be carried around like an oversized teddy bear.

I just pictured Weaver doing the upside down kiss from the movie. Wind gets a smooch on the forehead alongside a noogie. Platonically, the rest of the Chain + Fierce gets cheek kisses while romantic is a kiss on the lips.

Iron Knuckle Link being Legend though as he let his guard down and got separated from the group. Weaver being the most effective cause disarming alongside non-lethal combat is their forte. He's grateful for the rescue but shows it in the stereotypical tsundere way since Player saved him.

Also Time probably be having flashbacks of the Skulltula House if he was the one that got webbed in the face. Man just praying that Weaver doesn't turn into a mutant Skulltula.

Weaver: I ain't gonna turn into a Skulltula dude. I already had my monster spider phase already.

Time: What?

Also Twilight better make sure that crystal of his stays away from Weaver cause it will probably make them go Man Spider. They'll be fully conscious and in control unlike that particular incident. Though everyone be freaking out while Time has war flashbacks.

Weaver teaches the boys how to use the web shooters in case of emergencies, they mention the similarity with the grappling hook but Weaver reassures that it's much stronger- Okay but Wild has the best dynamic with Weaver.

He's the one to get the enchanted items, so he can follow along in dungeons or just hang out because they're both bored- Wind tends to fight him about it wanting to have a turn but usually just ends up on Weaver's back.

Not to mention the web slinging- Wind screams in their ear, he's sorry but he's also excited and can't help it when Weaver dives into a canyon/ravine and swings across it.

FD hates being carried but he doesn't struggle lest he get dropped from like 100ft in the air.

ALSO THE ICONIC SPIDEY KISS- Wind always shrieks when they kiss his cheek, probably climbs after them with threats as they cackle and swing to the next tree- the boys find it cute/endearing, Legend swats them with a grumble of "nasty bug." though.

Also even worse for Time, if Weaver got their hands on Twilight's artefact you best believe they're turning into a Skulltula- I feel they would have turned into a normal spider but because they're in another world it's fair game (In all honesty they'd actually be something different, an animal more playful but can you imagine the boys riding a Skulltula into battle? That'd be hella cool)

Feel Weaver's really good in defence too, probably creating traps near the base so the others can sleep better even offering to make little web hideouts in the trees- but with the presence of Epona it's a little more difficult so they just make little web hammocks for the guys to sleep in. (Wind usually cuddles up with them though)

Nah because I'm in love with Weaver though.

[emma-d-klutz]

Spiderman: You gave Deadpool a birthday present?!

Captain America: Yeah. So did you.

Spiderman: I did not!

Captain America: He said that charm bracelet came from you.

Spiderman: Oh that? That was nothing. I just accidentally got two, and I thought wearing both looked stupid, and he was there and he liked it so I thought it was fine. I didn’t even know it was his birthday.

Captain America: He showed me his had half a heart that said, “Friends.” I’m guessing yours says “Best��?

Spiderman: ...

Spiderman: He was wearing it?

Deadpool: It’s strung with web fluid, too! 

[littleredhotsridinghood]

Sooo... yeah. I was supposed to be practicing figure drawing in one of my classes for costume design. I just rediscovered this little gem(?). I wasn't supposed to add clothes yet, just practice the generic male and female 8 inch figure. And yet...

[zeawoo]

SNAPSHOOT ! na jaemin

PAIRING ▸ na jaemin x fem!reader

GENRE ▸ fluff, crack, friends to lovers

SUMMARY ▸ Jaemin uses his polaroid camera to take pictures of things he finds pretty: cute desserts at cafés, sunsets, and you

WORDCOUNT ▸ 3.37K

DISCLAIMERS ▸ y/n is a tsundere, don’t be like jaemin; don’t take pictures of someone if they tell you to stop (!), mentions of food, strong language, mentions of murder (jokingly), written in 2nd person, cringe-worthy fluff

TAGS ▸ @soobin-chois @enhacolor @yyunari @ethereal-engene

PLAYLIST▸ polaroid love - enhypen, darari - treasure, snapshoot - seventeen, the view - stray kids, pretty u - seventeen, irreplaceable - nct dream

You hate that stupid camera Jaemin carries around with him everywhere he goes. Maybe it’s because whenever you turn around to try and start up a conversation he'll be there, snapping a picture of you without any warning. Really, you don’t like it at all: the loud snapping sound that would cause onlookers to look at the both of you strangely, the bright flash that never fails to blind you, and the mere thought of Jaemin having his own personal arsenal of pictures that had your un-photogenic face (Not true! You're super pretty all the time! - Jaemin). 

Despite the number of times you beg your friend to stop, you’re always sabotaged by that oh-so-familiar feeling of being akin to a deer caught in headlights whenever you turn around thanks to the boy's unusually quiet demeanor. Perhaps you should expect it, seeing as it feels like he does it on purpose. 

Still, Jaemin never shows anyone any of his pictures, not even you. Whenever you or anyone else would try to get within a meter radius of his precious polaroid binder, his spidey senses tingle and you are sent to hell with that jarring glare of his.

You aren’t sure why he is so defensive over it. Hell, why would you take pictures just to keep them shut in a binder forever or at least until they fade away and turn into memories that the film fails to preserve?

As much as you hate his whole photographer thing with you being the unsolicited model, you are grateful that no one except the boy himself ever sees those mysterious —and probably horrendous (Stop it you look amazing in them - Jaemin) polaroids of you.

Jaemin taps his fingers lightly on his chin as he waits for the class to wrap up. Eyes darting between the clock and the whiteboard, he only wishes for this to end seeing as the urge to yawn is slowly, but surely, creeping upon him; that's something he wants to avoid at all costs. Yawning in Mr. Yoon's classroom means detention. 

It’s ridiculous, really. Maybe the old snob assums that yawning means the students aren’t listening to his lectures (I mean they probably weren't) but it doesn’t take away the fact that it is a stupid thing. After all, the human body needs the energy to digest after lunch. It isn’t Jaemin's fault that history with Mr. Yoon falls right after lunchtime.

The boy is ripped out of his trance when the bell suddenly rings, making him flinch in his seat. He's glad everyone else is too busy gathering their things and leaving in a hurry to notice him in his mildly embarrassing predicament.

Though, Jaemin takes his sweet time. His mind keeps bringing him back to this morning when his teacher, Mrs. Lee, had assigned the class a project. 

"Create whatever you want, and at the end of the month, you will do a presentation on it. The only requirement is that whatever you choose to do is based on something that inspires you."

It's simple, if you don't think about it, but when you do, it's those types of projects that make a great deal out of taunting the students because they tend to overthink it a lot. That's something Jaemin wants to avoid altogether, but he's afraid he already failed.

 The last few classes are a breeze to get by (since Jaemin's mind prefers to shove Mrs. Lee's project in his face instead of letting him actually pay attention to his classes). Jaemin doesn't even realize he's home by the time his thoughts finally let go of him. 

And so he runs up to his room and tosses his bag on the desk chair, opting to focus on getting his uniform off. The golden hues from the sun outside seep into his bedroom even through the dark and thick curtains. The view when Jaemin pushes them out of the way is breathtaking. If someone were to ask him what it looks like, the boy would freeze on the spot and have no idea what to say. So instead, he does what he always does and pulls out his camera from his bag, steps back, and snaps a picture of the view outside. 

The black binder that holds all of his most prized possessions is taken out of the hidden cabinet underneath his desk, and he unzips it intending to store his new addition inside. His fingers freeze over the plastic holders, though, since his gaze lands on a very special picture.

It's you. And you're at the zoo, holding a white snake that makes your eyes glint with adoration and your smile bigger than the sky. 

He remembers how the snake coiled in on itself when the flash of the camera scared it. He also remembers how you turned to him with a look of disbelief. That day you were running around trying to get him to throw away the picture, or at least let you look at it— to which you miserably failed.

The corners of his mouth quirk up a lot quicker than he'd like to admit it and a quiet, endearing chuckle follows. Jaemin doesn't know how much time he spends looking through the binder and giggling at all the candid polaroid pictures of you. All he knows is that when he lifts his head, it's dark outside and the sunset he was so fascinated about is now a mere capture that's been dropped onto his desk, forgotten.

As he walks over to the bed after pushing the curtains back to their original position, Jaemin cracks his knuckles before almost leaping onto the bed and grabbing his phone. The white letters near the top of his lock screen read 20:17, but he doesn't care about that when he scrolls down his notifications to see a dozen missed calls from and maybe a couple of hundred unread messages from none other than you.

At this, he shrieks, jumping away like a cat that's faced with a cucumber. The phone lands atop a pillow and the boy breathes heavily for a minute or two before picking up the device and unlocking it.

If there's one thing no one should ever do to you, that's having you call them more than twice, and text them more than three times. 

Yup, I'm fucked. Jaemin chuckles in a manner that makes anyone passing by think of him as a madman. Shit, shit, shit! His fingers tremble as he presses on the call button, bringing the phone up to his ear.

Big mistake.

As soon as you answered, the poor boy was attacked by a stream of curses and annoyed comments that were probably heard from the other room despite you not being on speaker.

"I called you so many times, and you couldn't even pick up? Where was your phone? Did you stick it up your ass or something? My mother wanted you to come over for dinner!"

Yup, definitely fucked.

The next day, Jaemin doesn't even have time to get home. Nope, because who is standing at the gate, waiting for him? You, of course. 

He’s glad that you go to different schools so he can at least escape your pissed off self after committing one of the worst crimes in all of humanity, but it seems like even that doesn’t do much for him as of now.

The boy stops dead in his tracks, making his friends look at him weirdly. It's only when they follow his gaze to see your angry figure stomping your way to the one who's as still a statue that they realize what situation he's in. 

"Hyung, did you do something to upset Y/n noona?" Jisung, the tallest yet youngest of the bunch questions, dipping his head in front of Jaemin curiously. 

"Of course he did, why would she be looking like that if he didn't?" Haechan chimes in, earning a high five from Renjun as the both of them snicker quietly. 

"Na Jaemin!" Your roaring voice paralyzes them all with an intangible menace. Funny enough, all of them (including Haechan and Renjun) scurry behind the boy who's name you just shouted with the intention of murder.

"Y/n— Look— I-I can explain—" And with that, Jaemin channels his inner Flash and speeds off. This may or may not fuel your anger even more, but it quickly dissipates when you're met with the faces of Jaemin's friends.

"Hi guys!" Your eyes dart to the younger of the bunch, and you waste no time to wrap your arms around both of their necks, cooing sweet words as they stand there awkwardly. Before letting them go, you do your usual and plant a big smooch on each of their cheeks. "Come over for dinner next week, my mom says she misses you." 

Chenle and Jisung's eyes sparkle at the thought of your mom's cooking. Simultaneously, they shake their heads enthusiastically which makes you giggle before turning to the three others. "Listen, I have to go but you guys should come too!"

Your demeanor changes entirely though, and the thought of Jaemin only pisses you off more as you crack your knuckles. You're so dead, Na Jaemin. And with that, you're off.

A moment of silence occurs before Chenle speaks. "You know, i'm never sure if Jaemin hyung and Y/n noona are dating."

A scoff resonates from Jeno. "They say they aren't, but they really do act like an old married couple."

"No I think they're definitely dating." Jisung nods in agreement with himself, and he's joined by Chenle.

At this, Haechan turns to Renjun, smiling cunningly. "Wanna bet?"

"Thirty bucks."

"You're on, Huang."

By nightfall, the both of you found yourselves at the Han River. Jaemin had suffered a small yet usual scolding session from you, topped off with a few punches. After a while, you just walked around; you were trying to calm down as Jaemin walked quietly behind you, probably sulking.

However, you’d told him to wait there before you dashed off to who knows where. Jaemin doesn’t want a death wish, so he does as you told and stays there like a good little boy waiting for his mom to finish grocery shopping. 

It takes a while and he starts to wonder if you left him there out of spite. That’s until the sound of footsteps approaching makes him look up to see you with a plastic bag in your hands.

“Sit,” You gesture at him to follow you, raising a brow at your unusually calm state. He finally relaxes when you get annoyed at him for not listening and finally trudges over to sit on the bench you’re at. 

He watches as you pull out two drinks, handing him one. Then you take out a slice of peach cake, sliding it towards him as a small peace offering. He doesn’t get the chance to say thanks for you’re already gone to throw away the bag and straw wrappers.

You come back to see Jaemin taking his first bite, and for some reason, you feel relieved when he looks like he’s on cloud nine, muttering something about this cake being the best thing on Earth.

“Is it good?” Your question makes him shake his head violently.

“It sure is! Try it,” He slides the treat to you and you gladly take a bite, savoring the flavor that leaves your lips stuck in a smile.

“It sure is.”

The atmosphere falls silent again, but neither of you mind. Jaemin eats half of the cake slice before offering you the rest, to which you gladly accept. He can’t help but keep his eyes on you, smiling fondly at how you seem to be enjoying the food.

Almost like it’s an automatic response, Jaemin fishes out his camera from his bag and despite the likeliness of you murdering him afterwards, he presses on the button that eradicate the peace that settled between the two of you.

He’s almost scared to lower the device that serves as a makeshift shield, but he does so and the expression on your face makes him awkwardly chuckle before getting up and running away. 

“Thank you for the food! Good night, Y/n!” 

And with that, he’s gone.

Back at the comfort of his own home, Jaemin sits at his desk, about to put away the photo of you in the binder until he stops.

“The only requirement is that whatever you choose to do is based on something that inspires you."

That’s it!

Jaemin’s lips quirk up so hard his cheeks start to hurt as he flips through the pages and takes out all the polaroids he took with you. He chuckles. He finally found out what to make his project about; his love for photography and you.

For the next few weeks, you were pissed at Jaemin and his love for taking pictures of you at any given moment. He managed to take so many that you’re surprised you haven’t killed him yet.

The boy even dared to take one of you when you were cooking with your mom on night and to your dismay, she encouraged him rather than scolding him like you wanted her to (I love your mom for that! And her cooking too, it’s amazing! - Jaemin)

He was taking a lot more pictures than usual, for some reason and despite blowing up a couple of times about it, he still continued.

Just what are you up to, Na Jaemin?

One day, though, you decided that you had enough of it. Jaemin had taken of picture of you as you were walking back home from school.

“Oh my god, can you not?” You stop dead in your tracks,  spinning on your heels to face the boy. “Stop taking pictures of me I-“ You’re surprised to see that Jaemin isn’t looking at you. Rather, he’s looking at the polaroid that had just been ejected. The weird part? He was grinning like an idiot.

“What, do I look like a fool in that one too, huh?!” And that’s when you had enough of it and stomp your way to him, attempting to pull out the item from his hand that he quickly raises out of your reach.

You expect him to cower at your murderous glare, but instead he does the unthinkable. Na Jaemin hugged you “Hey! What the—“ 

“You’re so beautiful, I hope you know that.” And that’s when it was finally your turn to freeze in disbelief. What the hell did he just say?

You attempt to struggle out of his grip, but no avail. The both of you’re in this weird situation (for you) for at least thirty seconds. When he lets go, the boy looks over your shoulder before meeting your gaze again. “You’re home, see you tomorrow, Y/n. Good night.”

The day of the presentation, Jaemin expects to feel anxious. However, he isn’t. In fact, he feels rather enthusiastic to be talking about the two things he values the most in his life; photography and you.

And when it’s finally his turn to present, Jaemin was wearing a smile all throughout the time he spent in front of his teacher and classmates. Eyes glistening with adoration, voice dripping with love, one thing was for sure. Jaemin had definitely aced this project.

Speaking of said project, he had handed it to the teacher after he was done with his presentation. It was a scrapbook. Every page in it was filled with at least one polaroid of you. Some pages had little notes at the bottom like ‘Doesn’t she look so pretty in that dress?’ ‘I wonder if she knows I would trade the world for her.’

After looking through it, how could Mrs. Lee not give the boy a perfect 100 for pouring his heart into this?

After school, Jaemin texts you to wait outside his academy. You’re not sure where this is going, especially since the boy had been acting strange for the past couple of days.

Despite your efforts to gain at least a hint at where he was taking you, you were left with nothing. The walk there was quite long, and you were surprised that Jaemin hadn’t snapped a photo of you yet. 

With your gaze glued to the ground, you don’t realize that Jaemin had stopped walking a few moments ago until you bump into him.

“Hey! What the—“ Your annoyance fades when you look around and realize you’re in a field, on top of a small hill that overlooks the city. “Woah.”

“Pretty, isn’t it?” Jaemin’s calm voice gives you chills as you absentmindedly nod, admiring the view. “Here let’s go sit.”

He leads you to a bench and you watch curiously as he pulls out something from in his back and hands it to you. “A… scrapbook?”

He nods, gesturing for you to open it.

And when you do, you’re rendered speechless. Memories come flowing back, from the time you had a frosting fight in the middle of his kitchen to when you went Christmas shopping at the mall. Every moment you spent with Jaemin was captured in this very scrapbook.

“Oh my god..” You finally realize what he meant that other night. He was referring the numerous polaroids he had of you that he finally made use of. “Jaemin this is—“

“I had an assignment,” He spoke. “And the premise of it was to create something from anything that inspires me. And that’s,”

“Your stupid love for taking pictures,”

“Yeah, and you.”

Butterflies overwhelm your stomach and you didn’t realize you were crying until Jaemin’s panicked figure reaches out to wipe the tears away.

Stupid. You’re so stupid, Jaemin.

“If it wasn’t obvious enough, I really really like you, Y/n.”

“Well no shit sherlock!” The sudden voice makes the both of you jump and snap your heads toward a nearby bush where the whole lot of Jaemin’s friends come out from.

“What the hell?!” Jaemin’s surprise is enough to tell you he didn’t orchestrate the appearance of his friends.

“Sorry hyung, noona. We just wanted to confirm if you two were dating.” Jisung rubs the back of his neck sheepishly, and you assured him that it’s completely fine.

“Yeah but these idiots right here,” Jeno points to Haechan and Renjun, “Couldnt keep their mouths shut.“

“It’s thirty bucks on the line here!” One of them shouts, making Jeno shake his head.

“So, are you dating?” Chenle chimes in, eyes flickering between you and Jaemin.

Your face turns red, and you know it. “Huh?! Of course not I-“ You avoid their gazes. “Ugh whatever no more free food for any of you!”

The boys watch as you cover your face in embarrassment, opting to look at Jaemin instead, “That means yes, if you’re really curious.”

At that, Renjun shouts in victory, running around and spouting taunting words to Haechan who only gets annoyed and chases after him. The others follow, but not before congratulating the both of you.

When they’re gone, you finally gather the courage to look up at your (boy)friend. He looks beautiful, and without a word, you take his camera and snap a picture of him. “What was that for?” Jaemin asks, dumbfounded.

“Just admiring the view.” You say as you look at the polaroid. “Isn’t the sky beautiful in this?”

“Hey! My face is in there too! Compliment me instead! Not the stupid sky!”

You stick your tongue out at him before stuffing the polaroid behind your phone case. He watches your every move with a smile on his pink lips. He’s about to say something when you beat him to it.

“So you did a presentation on this?” You point to the scrapbook that’s abandoned on the bench. “I sure hope you recorded it, cause i want to hear you praise me for three minutes straight.”

That’s when Jaemin goes tense. “Uh, about that..”

“Don’t tell me you didn’t record it.”

“See we’ll uh— I think maybe Haechan or Renjun—“ He doesn’t get to finish his sentence before you’re running after him, yelling a string of curses.

Yup, so fucking dumb, you are.

Spoiler alert: It was Jeno who had a recording of Jaemin’s presentation.

a/n: i got this idea from @yyunari’s fic titled polaroid love! go read it if you haven’t and i’m happy to say that this is my first (but not last) nct fanfic on tumblr!

[shironezuninja]

4 more years to release “Beyond the Spider-Verse”!!?😱

[fucktheroyals]

I finally. finally. got to watch spider-man. my favorite parts (spoilers) r below the cut.

I love Matthew Murdock so, need I say more.

Andrew Spidey Andrew Spidey Andrew Spidey

When Tobey's spidey scared Ned and Ned was walking around like oh God. AND THEN WHEN NED SAID SOMETHING ABOUT NOT KILLING PETER AND ANDREW'S SPIDEY WINKED AND PATTED NED ON THE SHOULDER LIKE "proud of you" THAT WAS SO FUNNYYYYY DUDHSISBDHISBS

the triple spidey banter action

My favorite part tho was when Stephen was like "that would mean everyone who knows and loves you, we... we'd have no memory of you." WE AAAAAAHHHHHHGG SCREAM I LOVE THAT KINDA SHIT STEPHEN WOULD BE SUCH A GOOD MENTOR FIGURE IDK FEELS SO CUTE TO WATCH UGH I LOVE THEM I LOVE STEPHEN ACTING LIKE HE DOESNT LIKE PETER BUT THEN JUST BEING LIKE "I DO IN FACT LOVE PETER" THE PART AT THE START OF THE MOVIE WHERE U COULD SEE STEPHEN VISIBLY SOFTENING TO WHAT PETER WAS GOING THROUGH AAAAAH THAT MADE ME SCREAM I WANT STEPHEN TO BE PETERS FATHER/BIG BROTHER/MENTOR FIGURE IT WOULD BE SO CUUUUTE

STEPHEN BEING ROUGH BUT THEN RIDICULOUSLY SWEET HE REALLY BE HITTING US WITH THE TSUNDERE AFFECT BUT ITS STILL SO GOOD I LOVE IT. It really seems like we, the audience, are the main target of that affect tho. 👀

anyway, this movie actually seemed to know what spiderman is supposed to be about and who he is. At least, a lot better than the first two (and every other mcu movie he's in) films.

[ao3-spideypool]

Just Keep Swimming

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3cnAcXU

by LunaStories

Peter never thought he'd find another person with a soultsum as unique as his, but when he runs into a heavily scarred man with a purse full of water and an enthusiastic mertsum, his world becomes a little bigger. As Wade and Peter try to convince their mertsums to get along, they grow closer.

Words: 6715, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Spideypool Mertsum au

Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Peter Parker, Wade Wilson

Relationships: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson

Additional Tags: MerMay 2020, MerMay, Mertsums, Soul Bond, Pining, Mutual Pining, Meet-Cute, Meet-Ugly, Insecure Peter Parker, Insecure Wade Wilson, Idiots in Love, Aquariums, Spidey!tsum, Pool!tsum, SoulTsums, Tsum au, tsundere spidey, Awkward Flirting, Peter Parker is a Mess, low key - Freeform, Sugar Daddy Wade Wilson, Protective Wade Wilson, Wade Wilson Takes Care of Peter Parker, Accidental Bonding, Cute, Fluff, Light Angst, not explicit in the story but, Mercenary Wade Wilson, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, so many wet innuendos, Courting Rituals, Mertsum courting

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3cnAcXU

[patricks-house]

Dating Bakuaquad

(Headcannons)

A/N: No one requested this is just me coming up with this. It also is just for fun so that’s nice! I’m also sorry if I didn’t use gender-fluid terms I tried my best :3.

Warnings: None (sfw)

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Bakugou

- Let’s be honest, this dude wouldn’t tell no body your dating cause he “Forgot.”

- He would be like a little tsundere at first but as you guys got closer he’d be super chill.

-Is 100% Committed to your relationship.

-he wouldn’t even go as far to look at any other person cause he “only has eyes for you.” 

- This mans is something else like he’ll tell you how much he hates you in public but when your alone at home/in one of your dorms he’d be kinda sappy like exCuse mE-

- if you can’t already tell not a big fan of PDA, but sometimes he’ll hold your hand and it’s like 𝓌𝒪𝒶𝒽~

- I’m being honest here, he’s the jealous/possive type.

-Seeing you being friendly with Kirishima?

-He’s holding your hand to show Kirishima your taken.

- Joking around with Izuku?

-Making you sit on his lap.

-Y’all get the point.

- He isn’t super keen on cuddling but, if you do cuddle with him he’s definitely the big spoon.

- He also just likes playing with your hair and kissing your head although he won’t admit it

-He wouldn’t typically use any pet names but one he definitely would use is more than likely “babe” or “baby” cause he’s unoriginal. 

-Buttttt he might just call you “baby girl/boy”

-Give 👏 this 👏 man 👏 his 👏 kisses 👏

- It doesn't matter what kind just give him kisses.

-Forehead kisses? Yes

-Neck kisses? Yes

-Check kisses? Yes

-Nose kisses? Oh he’s a sucker for those-

-Now as for fights-

-you guys might get into fights more than some

-it’s quickly resolved though, cause bakubitch just feels bad and would by you chocolate and stuff.

-Although he hates admitting he’s wrong so, 90% of the time he’ll just by you something so he doenst have to say he’s wrong.

-Dates are fun with him.

-like he doenst want to be too unoriginal and take you to the movies, or the arcade,

-but he doenst want to be too cheesy and take you to a restaurant, or the park.

-So his idea of a date is training or running laps around the neighborhood.

-Most of the time you pick the dates cause let’s be honest running for a date-

-all in all I think he’d be a pretty interesting boyfriend.

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Kirishima

- Baby boy probably told everyone about you two. Like all his friends, family, random people he saw at Walmart

-He would be super comfortable with you no matter what and honestly he’d just be happy with you.

-Absolutely committed to your relationship.

- wouldn’t even think twice before telling someone hes taken.

-Like if a girl tried to flirt with him in pubic he’d just, hold your hand and pretend like it’s nothing.

- Speaking of holding hands in public. This man loves PDA

-Like he would have to hold you hand the whole time your out in public

-or even just kiss your hand/forehead at random.

-Kirishima (as I said) is a pretty chill dude.

-So he doenst get jealous a lot.

-But if he does he’ll be himself just a bit more clingy.

- This mans is a HOE for cuddling (am I allowed to say that???)

- He would prefer being the big spoon cause “it’s manly.”

-But don’t get me wrong he’d love to lay in your chest and play with your hair.

- He also (more than likely) plays video games with Sero and Denki so if he is he would probably let you sit on his lap.

-When I tell you he has so many nicknames-

-It doenst matter if ranging from

“Baby” , “Babe”, “Prince/Princess”, “Kitten/Puppy.” “Baby girl/boy.”

-But they also could be

“Pebble”, “Muffin”, “Munchkin”, “Flower”, “Sunshine.”

-Will litterly give you all the kisses in the world, does not matter what kind.

-Is favorite kisses to recive from you are definitely nose kisses and lip kisses.

-Y’all wouldn’t get into too many fights but if you did they wouldn’t last long.

-You would probably yell at him telling him to stop talking to you but then like three seconds later (give or take a few) he’d knock on your dorm room door and just ask for cuddles.

-H e i s b a b y

-This boy doesn’t care if dates are cheesy or unoriginal

-he’ll take you to the movies to watch the lunch action version of the lion king.

-Or he will take you to a restaurant for dinner.

-Would 10/10 be the perfect boyfriend.

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Denki

-Bro how did you even get into a relationship with him-

- He would only tell his friends and family about you two just because those are the only people that he thinks would care.

-At the beginning it would idefinitely just be a bunch of akward flirting and dumb pick up lines.

-But once you get comfortable it’s a little cheesy but mainly a fun relationship.

- Belive it or not he is committed to your relationship

-He just has a flirty personality so he wouldn’t even know he’s flirting with other people tbh.

-He doenst mind PDA, he thinks it‘s “cool.”

-Would 10/10 try to make out with you in public though ngl.

- 100% make you sit in his lap. All.the.time

-In school? Yes

-Dorm living room? Yes

-In the dorm? Yes

-But he isn’t keen on cuddling all the time.

-But he does like laying in your chest. He’s a little horny baby

- Like you would have normal nick names for him like “baby” or “baby boy.” But his omg-

-This man and his dumb nicknames,

“Pika.” “Baby volt.” “Nugget.” “Tubs” wtf is tubs-

-He would kiss you literally anywhere, anytime.

-Doenst matter where he is, would definitely just have to kiss you.

-Denki is a little dummy so y’all would get into some heated fights.

-As I said before, Denki has a flirtatious personality and wouldn’t even know he was flirting with someone else.

-80% of the time its about Denki and his hopeless flirting.

-the other 20% of the time it would be about something dumb.

-But he would try to apologize as quickly as he could so he could get dem kisses.

-Dates with Denki would include

•Movie nights

•Video game nights

•Having water ballon fights

- you get my point, he is very creatures with dates.

-Overall a good boyfriend you just gotta watch the flirting.

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Mina

-She would be so excited to be dating you that she wouldn’t think twice about telling everyone.

-Not as many people as Kiri but would still tell a lot of people.

-She would try to not make it an akward relationship in the beginning which worked.

-But once you get comfortable with her the relationship would be absolutely perfect.

-Is obviously committed to you.

-So committed its scary sometimes.

-Woud never cheat like at all if she did send help

-aNyway would totally be fine with PDA as long as you where okay with it.

-It would be small things from holding your hands to bigger things like kissing.

-She is a huge cuddling fan so she would do it anywhere.

-in school, at the mall, in the dorms, you get my point.

-She loves laying in your lap or being the small spokn. But she wouldn’t mind being the big spoon sometimes too.

-Absolutely would sit in your lap to “distract you” from homework.

-But of course it works cause it’s Mina like (@_@)

-Is “super creative” with nicknames like

“Alien.” “Squishy” “pumpkin.” “Cupcake.” “Sweatie.”

- Just like Denki, Mina would kiss you anywhere just cause she likes the feeling of your lips.

-Would definitely give you 10,000 kisses at a time.

-Now as for fights you guys might not get into them a lot cause she just resolves everything before they turn into fights.

-She would also apologize by bringing you on really sweet dates like a picnic, or sitting and watching the sunset. Etc.

-She would definitely be the best girlfriend and she’d love you no matter what :)

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Sero

-Now I don’t know a lot about Sero but my guess is that he would try to keep your relationship privet.

-Not cause he’s embarrassed or anything, he just doenst like a lot of people knowing his personal business yah know.

-As much as Sero would try to not make the first part of your relationship awkward it would somehow just be akward.

-But putting all that aside he would totally be 100% committed I don’t see him cheating or anyone in this universe

-PDA is something I think Sero would not really be keen on sense (as I said) he wouldn’t want everyone to know.

-But the occasional check kisses are enough for the both of you.

- Despite not being a huge fan of PDA, Sero makes up for it cause he’s the freaking KING at cuddling.

-Sero knows how to cuddle and it’s absolutely amazing.

-Woudl totally be the big spoon, but wouldn’t mind being held by you.

-Loves having you lay in his chest cause he just likes knowing your there.

-He also just likes to hold you and make you feel safe.

-Would let you lay/sit in his lap while playing video games with Kirishima and Denki. But only if you wanted to cause he’s a gentleman *cough* and a simp too *cough*

-His nicknames for you aren’t overly creative just basic ones like

“Baby” “Babe” “Princess/Prince” “Kitten” etc

-As much as he hates to admit it he loves when you call him “Prince.” “Spidey.” Or “Spider-Man.”

-It just makes his heart flutter.

-Loves kissing you.

-Does not matter where, neck, checks, lips, etc

-Would kiss you all day if he could.

-Now for fights I don’t see Sero being the type of guy to get into/cause fights with you a lot. But if y’all did get into fights he’d try and resolve it quickly.

-Dates with Sero are always fun.

-He would 10/10 use his quirk to propel you two too the highest point just to watch the sunset.

-He’d also take you to drive-ins, or go for walks in the park.

-Hes super romantic there’s never a dull moment with Sero

-Overall hes a great boyfriend and definitely husband material.

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[meowloudly15]

Spiderverse Headcanons, Part 1

I used a lot of these in my Spiderverse fanfic. The list got a lot longer than I had planned. Part 2: x

Swearing Headcanons: x

Alcohol Headcanons: Coming Soon

All the spiders have a different subset of spider-powers.

Peter B. has your standard Spiderman superpowers: spider-sense, enhanced speed, agility, and reflexes, wall-crawling, can lift ten tons, increased durability and endurance. RIPeter had the same, as does Pointing Spidey.

Miles has all that plus invisibility and the venom strike.

Gwen’s powers are the most like Peter B.’s except she can ”only” lift 5 tons and her spider-sense is a lot more precognitive.

Noir has Peter B.’s powers plus organic webbing, increased sensitivity to vibrations, and enhanced eyesight/hearing.

Peni has a psychic link with her spider and spider-sense. Otherwise, she’s a normal preteen.

Ham has Noir’s powers plus the ability to operate on toon physics.

Miguel has Peter B.’s powers plus talons, a venom strike, organic webbing, and increased sensitivity to vibrations.

The hammer did fit in Miles’ pocket. Unfortunately, it glitched out of existence. So did the Rubik’s Cube.

Two weeks is the maximum duration for people and objects surviving in alternate dimensions. It’s often less.

Ham has four eyes: two on his face and two in his snout.

The divergence point where the dimensions’ histories become different is March 7, 1484.

Miles: “What Columbus statue controversies?” Peter B.: “The guy who sailed the ocean blue in 1492? He discovered America? Remember him?” Miles: “No, that was Magellan in 1516.”

Ham doesn’t age. He’s been 24 for the past 35 years.

Noir is 22 and has had his powers for 5 years.

Peni is 11 and three quarters and has had her powers for almost 6 months.

Gwen is 16 and Miles is just shy of turning 15. She’s an 11th-grader and he’s a 9th-grader.

Miles: “Uncle Aaron, isn’t Spiderman so cool?” Aaron: “Haha yeah sure he’s cool *sweats nervously*”

Liv and May hate each other. Not like tsundere hatred, like former coworkers turned rivals turned nemeses hatred.

Noir’s breath stinks. He claims that it’s because he’s venomous, but he doesn’t know if that’s true or not.

Jefferson has known Miles was Spiderman ever since he saw the art stuck to a defeated Kingpin’s suit.

Aaron made his own suit and actually did do some engineering before becoming the Prowler.

All the spiders are only children, with the possible exception of Ham. He was adopted.

After visiting Earth-67, Miguel goes to Earth-65 next.

Gwen: “If you knew about all the spiders, then why didn’t you visit Peni first? She could help you with your dimensional tech.” Miguel: “I... never thought of that.”

The spiders operate by the same laws of physics that they used in their original world. With the dimensional watch, they operate by the laws of physics in the world in which they currently reside.

RIPeter was never broke, thanks to May.

Peter B.’s paternal instincts kick into high gear whenever he sees Peni. Or Miles, for that matter. Gwen, not so much.

Noir dislikes Ham. Again, not tsundere dislike but disapproval of your way of thinking dislike.

Gwen and Noir bonded over mutual angst.

Peni’s mom is still alive.

“GEE Miles how come you get TWO parents?”

Ham can and will flirt with absolutely everybody.

Miles’ favourite food is whatever his mom makes. Also, tacos.

Peter B.’s favourite food is pizza bagels. It’s the only thing (besides ramen) that he can cook.

Gwen’s favourite food is peanut butter. She ate half a jar during a boring stakeout once.

Noir’s favourite food is corned beef sandwiches. He also grew fond of black-and-white cookies during his stay in Earth-1610.

Peni’s favourite food is candy. Any sort, but not chocolate. Peter B. said she was lucky to have a childlike metabolism.

Ham’s favourite food is all-pork hotdogs. There aren’t any humans where he comes from, but he’s expressed interest in tasting human flesh.

RIPeter’s favourite food was mac and cheese. He was eating a bowl of it on the kitchen ceiling once, and May walked in unexpectedly. That was how she learned about his powers.